LOL
haha
cec
lmao micro brew
microbeers from microbrewries
I don't see the problem
>muh microbrews
now every time I hear an american say that I will now remember this picture
>>52802939
>dutch beer glass
>>52803012
genuinely lold
same here
finally a beer with a volume suitable to us manlets
>>52802995
*****Craft******Beer*****
>that will be $10 plus tip
>>52802939
I really, really, really like this image.
>>52802939
Is this beer for ants?
>>52802939
That's a big glass of beer.
>>52803360
loving every laugh
I don't see what is wrong?
clip your nails you disgusting schwein!
LITTLE
>>52803492
WHITE
FOAMY
>le happy dutch merchant
woah who would drink such a small beer??
pro-tip: the beers are normal sized, the dutch are just big guys for you
>>52802939
Just informing people a bit, fluitjes (the small beer glasses) are not the standard beer size.
>>52802939
That would be 20€... plus tip
t. Maarten Spinoza
REALLY
SMALL
FOAMY
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
AHAHA! AHAHAHAHAH!! AHAA AHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAH!! AHAHAHAHHAHHAHHH!! AAHAHAH
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHHAA!
AHAHAHAH AHAH AAHAHAHHAHAHHAHH!!
BEERS
BEER
IS
Fuck you guys fucked it up, you are all worthless people.
ALRIGHT
ALRIGHT
SMALL
Hey, you know they're all the same.
You know you're doing better on your own (on your own), so don't buy in.
Live right now, yeah, just be yourself.
It doesn't matter if it's good enough (good enough) for someone else.
It just takes some time,
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
Everything, everything will be just fine,
Everything, everything will be alright, alright.
It just takes some time,
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
Everything, everything will be just fine,
Everything, everything will be alright, alright.
Hey, don't write yourself off yet.
It's only in your head you feel left out or looked down on.
Just do your best (just do your best), do everything you can (do everything you can).
And don't you worry what the bitter hearts are gonna say.
It just takes some time,
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
Everything, everything will be just fine,
Everything, everything will be alright, alright.
It just takes some time,
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
Everything, everything will be just fine,
Everything, everything will be alright.
>>52803787
Yes they are. Ever been to a pub in Britbongland? We are getting scammed.
As is tradition in this country.
>>52804960
Ugh... no they're NOT, fluitjes are the small beer glasses vaatjes are the regular ones.
>brit beer is good
Secondly if you're going this route you might as well assume most of Europe is getting scammed because their sizes are generally along the line of our vaatjes.
>>52805232
*vaasje
>>52802939
>drinking beer
disgusting desu
>>52802939
cute
>>52802939
Do you have any more pictures of really tiny stuff?
hahaha
>Dutch is unironically drink this
>>52811330
Not enough foam.
>>52809085
It's a SFW board.
>>52802939
What is wrong? Please explain
>>52809085
take a picture of your willy lad
Even Belgium is sending us their small beers.
>>52811456
it's really tiny
like your benis
I don't get it, why is everyone posting normal beer glasses?
>int is making fun of us again
>>52803360
http://radioplayer.npo.nl/radio2/?video=1#
Livestream of people drinking little foamy beers.
int
wew
Nations allowed to post in beer related threads:
>Belgium
>Germany
>UK
>USA
Nations not allowed to post in beer related threads:
>Everyone else
INb4 meme republic and MUUUUUHHH PILSNER
>>52805232
>HEY GUYS THE STANDARD BEER ISN'T 200ML ITS 275ML
dutch cucks ladies and gents
>>52813473
It's 33cl t.bh
>>52813094
Be careful there.
>>52813293
People on here give us a lot of shit about craft breweries, but in reality all they do is give a whole lot of really really good regional brews.
>>52811330
UK Pint of beer: 568ml
US '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''pint''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' of beer: 473ml
>>52813546
>>52813502
>anything less than 500ml
>respectable
smdh
>>52813664
Nah, it gets warm.
>>52813293
Sweden makes good beer to.
>Dutch Science
>>52813762
no it doesn't
>>52813840
Well in Britain beer is already served at room temperature so you're right it doesn't "get" warm.
>>52813924
yes ales are (not to their detriment either), but lagers are obviously served chilled.
>>52813924
>Bofferding
>>52813654
Our standard 12-oz bottle is only 355ml.
What size are the usual cans and bottles of beer you buy at the store?
>>52814036
bottles vary between 330 and 660 ml
you can get very cheap 660ml bottles at very low prices
cans are 440 minimum
>>52802939
>go out drinking with americans in americaland
>i get a drink
>some microbrew, can't remember the name. tasted ok though.
>finish it in 5 mins because i'm thirsty
>they've barely touched theirs
>get another drink
>lasts 20 mins
>they're still on their first drink
>another
>etc
>by the time they decide to get another round i'm half way through my 4th
>am on my 6th "pint" (they're smaller than our pints?) after about 2 1/2 hours
>one of the burgers asks if i'm an alcohol
>mfw i'm not even considered a serious drinker at home
disappointing desu lads
>>52814036
Cans: 440m (lager or bitters), 330ml (craft), sometimes (568ml pint cans for certain lagers)
Bottles 500ml (ale), 330ml (lagers and belgians), 660ml (some lagers, pretty rare)
Pubs/bars serve pints or half-pints, but half-pints are a lot less common.
>>52814148
Go for a stronger brew next time
http://www.hardywood.com/beer
>>52803012
>>52803099
get w/ the times, you are MONTHS late
>>52814148
the average german grill can drink more booze than the american alcoholic.
>There are people reading this who must deliberately look for non-cuck sized beer
>>52814148
>go to britain
>want to smoke weed
>receive a 'cigarette' with tobacco
disappointing
>>52802990
rrerr
American micro brew beers have defeated European brands multiple times in internationally recognized beer rankings and competitions.
>>52814148
that isn't the case here, so I'll assume your entire story has been fabricated
>>52814398
>being produced on a small scale objectively increases the quality of the produt
ok cooter
>>52814195
not him but you're mong if you think that 7% ales aren't available in the uk
his comment is true, brits drink alot more, alot quicker than many other nationalities
>americans drunk
nothing worse i can think of
>the way they still try to say every single word and end up speaking really weird and slow
>>52814513
>being produced on a small scale objectively increases the quality of the produt
Who are you quoting
>>52814513
American craft beers are generally 5.5-8% mate
Our ales are generally 3.5-5 and lagers 4-5.5
ofc you can buy stronger stuff in bottles, but their new beers are definitely stronger on average.
They don't know what a session is though 2bh
>>52814195
if i wanted to drink a lot of something that was 8% or more i'd just drink cider lad, it's a lot cheaper
>>52814413
it was in maine, i was told new england is more like here than the rest of the USA so i had high expectations
>>52814513
try >12%
>>52814551
cherry-picking
>>52814646
bad choice, there is minimal alcohol culture there
your experiences will vary greatly depending on the region
>>52814513
7% is pretty mild, I was suggesting he try one of the 9%+ options, maybe something into the teens. Scroll down more on that link.
7% is only 2 more than a Budwieser.
>>52814646
Cheaper? Premium craft beer here exceeding 12% ABV is sold for $5 a 'pitcher' (which contains 4 full-sized pints of beer)
>>52814696
I've had a 12% beer before, I don't see the point
If you want to go higher in percentages, just draw for the spirits my man.
>>52814810
eh
They're nice with a good meal. I'm sipping rum and coke right now but unless I'm at a redneck dive with the boys I usually stick with a few strong beers with dinner or something.
>12% beer on a regular basis
kek
>>52814894
this
>>52814894
What's wrong with that?
>>52814894
Nothing wrong with that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uY2Em46LKs
>>52814148
>>52814646
I'm a mainer, we have a heroin/opiate culture not alcohol :DD (I'm a pill addict so cannot drink, the combo can kill you)
But being tolerant of alcohol is not a good thing at all
Alcohol:
>Disrupts sleep even if you drink in the afternoon, kills REM sleep
>Ages skin badly
>Even small amounts causes neurological damage in developing brain (search Google Scholar for countless research)
>Fucks up Testosterone/Estrogen levels
>Dehydrates you like fuck
It's always best to be as sensitive as possible to any drug, it means you aren't trashing your body that much. Moderation = Full sensitivity
As an addict for opiates I would much rather be 100% virgin to it, than be able to "hold my pills", just like alcoholics say they "hold their drink"
>>52815014
grolsch kanon is one of the worst things i've ever tasted.
>>52815001
12% beer is seldom nice, once you get into the higher percentages its better to go for spirits as i said.
Drinking a 12% beer is what tramps and 15 year olds trying to get sloshed do
>>52814894
I know Amsterdam Navigator is about %11 ( and it's pretty good t.bh ) but what is +%13?
>>52815120
nice ones to exist
Belgian quads & strong ales, barley wines, imperial stouts
But...they're best as a rare treat and almost never enjoyed best as part of a drinking session.
The craft fascination is high ABV is a childish meme.
>>52814894
>>52814938
Why not? It's cheap, supports the local economy and there's quite literally thousands of new ones to try every day.
Only issue is empty calories but muh metabolism so who gives a shit
>>52815120
I've had a lot of nice beers in that range, you just have to find brewers that are capable of making a strong beer taste good. Not the kind of thing you slam down in a hurry and they don't generally even stock them in places that are appropriate for getting trashed. If that's the goal I agree you'd be better off with some shots or Long Island's or something.
Beer isn't always just about being hammered, they do make some good ones for adults too.
>>52813293
Those actually are the four countries that have "beer culture" I'd agree.
>>52813372
Isn't that a little much? I hope you got a bunch of friends to share with at least.
>Go to Germany
>Go for a drink
>Get these
Europe is weird.
>>52816124
What do you not like about German beer? It is fantastic.
>>52816124
thats only in colonia and NRW
>>52816386
Some of it's great but you only get half a glass - the other half is foam.
>>52816492
Ask for a dead beer.
It's really that simple.
>>52816386
I liked it a lot actually, the foam thing just takes getting used to. The beer itself was really nice.
>>52816441
Yeah, we were in Dusseldorf, it was altbier. Really easy to drink.
>>52814148
>being proud of being a degenerate