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Formerly /cum/, fuck Mexico edition
First for Big Wall
there needs to be a wall between Canada and America tbqh
I probably have a disk herniation. Just kill me. My back fucking hurts and I'm not allowed to do any sports.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNNhx0w48YU
>>52802113
t. Pedro Sanchez
>>52802160
Get a CT or MRI
>>52802160
>"Put a band-aid and get back to work"
-my boss
>>52802978
dope beats
https://soundcloud.com/aguynamedaby/mutyumu-1
>>52802113
t. Mexican American
>>52802045
I like your style
>>52803144
You're not invited
>>52803144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92S-oIMXCSE
>>52803189
You know, Trump's wall sounds like such a lavish idea that couldn't possibly be completed in any time under 10 years, but this wall is a thing of beauty. Just look at it; confident, steadfast, and effective. That spanned 1,989 miles would be beautiful.
Hell, we can even get some of those art major bums off the street to paint it when it's complete. Putting people in the workforce.
>>52803401
https://soundcloud.com/hesonosuke-2/last-train-escape
>>52803201
分かりませんww
>>52803189
>>52803572
This is how you build a wall!
>>52803910
Stop posting your weeb faggotry
This Is why Mexicans ruin this board
Apparently I'm quite the asshole buds
This is how you pay us for arresting your runaway afluenza criminals.
wait, that's a fucking leaf. You heard that right. A fucking leaf.
>>52802026
Does /cum/ ever get Utah posters? I'm missing their regional flag.
come make beautiful music
http://www.multiplayerpiano.com/%2Fbrit%2F
mexico is an integral part of our /cum/ union. mexicans are our friends and neighbors.
>>52804872
Mexico ruins this General
They have nothing in common except for the weeb Faggots
>>52804608
Wait that's a fucking Spic! Don't you have a toilet to scrub?
remiunder that if youre for gun control youre a dumbass liberal and youll get the wall
>>52804872
>t. Miguel Barbosa
>>52805170
Reminder
30,000 people die from gun violence in the US each year
yes hello where i can join the troops
>>52805575
I'd rather be killed defending myself and the ones I love than die without the ability to do so, like you snowniggers
playing killer is dead with a keyboard is really odd
>>52803910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DChoNWcIbLw
>Canadian attempting to lump all Mexicans into weeb territory
>he doesn't realize that there's only one Mexican anime poster and the dude considers himself more Canadian than Mexican
You hate your own people you sick cunt
>>52805705
Except we don't get weekly mass shootings, and it is lawful to use lethal self defence in your house with firearms, we don't have CC because that's retarded
Go get stabbed by a Palestinian, see if your CC save you
>>52806017
Shut up dumb Mexican
Be Mexican, get beheaded
>>52806052
Great rebuttal, moron
>>52806017
I'm 100% Mexican.
Chicano pride, ese
Mexicans are the best posters Tbh.
>>52805575
shut up porky
>>52806087
Fuck off
Mexico is literally a failed state
I was genuinely surprised Mexicans have electricity
>>52806793
>angry canadians
lel
>>52805700
Kazakhstan and Montenegro will soon join /cum/ don't worry, we will find a way to phaseshift you two into Greenland's former coordinates and we will teleport them next to antarctica, just on the other side
I haven't cried in a very long time, I think.
I can't remember crying at any time in the last 3 years
>>52806870
Get shot dumb virgin faggot
>>52807191
Maybe you're a heartless Mexican
Who got banned last night? Lots of dead quotes
I have an erection
Why hate Mexico OP?
Who/excitedtogobacktoschool/ here?
the chicanito is ...... AAAAAAANGRY ;)
>>52807990
Is just that Canadian guy that got cucked by Mexican.... He's actually noisy about it most of times.
Slept like 2 hours in the past 40 or so. Usually I can't get up if I fall asleep in a situation like that but somehow I did it. Prob going to stay up for at least another 15. I think this is probably the longest i ever stayed up with the least amount of sleep.
>>52804358
We rule this shit negro. Remember when this was names "Internacional" after us?
>>52808658
Weebposting needs to stay low though, weebfucks only spam their shity pedo fantasies and dumb imagery to share shitty vietnamese songs with garbage lyrics they don't even understand, not to mention this sissy bullshit yiu call "moeposting" which is pure cancer and faggotry
/cum/ gets to be good only when normal folk manage to pull decent topics in between the weeb spam
>>52807010
are yuo troops
give m 16
"""""""""""""""decent topics"""""""""""""""""""
cozy dinner time friends
Mexican tunnels or Vietnamese tunnels?
What is the Beverly Hills of Mexico
http://flashbak.com/hansi-the-girl-who-loved-the-swastika-the-full-comic-10700/
USA USA
>>52809384
Vietnamese
>>52809411
Vote!
http://strawpoll.me/6395048
>>52809384
Well our tunnels manage to give safe passage to entire groups of people through the most """""""""""patrolled"""""""""" border in the world
>>52809399
What do you mean?
>>52809750
Where do all the rich beautiful people live
>>52809399
Marina-vallarta
Playa del carmen- Quintana roo
>>52809824
Tepito
>>52804441
link to the test?
nice trips too
>>52809824
Ignore Ags
The Mexicans you are looking for are spread all around the country
>>52809895
>Tepito
>72 blocks of black market and tough women
>>52809957
>this negro hasn't even left his village
>>52809960
iirc
I think Puerta de Hierro and Lomas de Chapultepec are the most affluent and exclusive neighborhoods in Mexico.
Nothing that resembles Baverly Hills though.
morning, buds
>>52810088
I'm a realist tho
>>52809824
Santa Fe, Las Lomas or Polanco in Mexico city
Would you fuck a Korean?
http://strawpoll.me/6395170
>>52810155
>not Polanco
DALE CAMALEON
>>52810286
>No, I like dicks
Are Korean boys not a thing?
>>52805007
Don't you have a dog to eat?
>>52810235
The wealthiest people in Mexico lives in their personal villas in the cities outskirts, not in some town where you can have a neihhbor at walking distance.
That's considered ultra pleb here and even rich foreigners that come to retire in our country know they must buy some rancho where they can mind their own business.
>>52810318
...and Polanco.
Why didn't you just kill him, Mexico?
>>52810537
Pls elaborte
>>52810348
Their dicks aren't
>>52810601
An american who run over some people and escaped to Mexico only to be captured in Mazatlan
Asking again since there's more people on
Anyone here ever use OKCupid?
>>52810735
Didn't we lynch his sorry ass?
We need a Texas tier state with death penalty Tbh familia
Aguas could step it up, we're fascist and ultracatholic
>>52810817
Christian singles senpai
>>52808572
Go to bed lad
>>52810537
why would we care about a drunk gringo killing other gringos?
>>52810817
FarmersOnly desu
>>52810817
Use blackpeoplemeet
>>52811015
I got the feeling that such website is full of white girls and black dudes
>>52802026
Who Smogterrey here?
/CUG/ WHEN?
>>52811132
It's actually a all black men and women and then a few 40+ white dudes
>>52810537
Awful hitler youth desu
>>52810817
Met my ex on OkCupid. It's a depressing site, the ratio is like 70:30 dudes, and the talent is few and far between. Girls who are generally attractive have full inboxes or never respond to guys, statistically.
Bumble is the way to go these days.
>>52811137
My sister unironically went to live there
>>52810903
When I can senpai. My time management skills are sorely lacking.
>>52811190
It's a bretty cool place imo, but the pollution has been off the charts this week
The white race is doomed
>>52811250
Yeah she's there because her husband is engineer and got a nice job in a korean company
They say you can't find tacos al pastor in there
>>52811278
nothing new, m8. whitey has always been a global minority. It's not like non-whites are going to move to eastern-europe, so they'll always be at least a few million white people
>>52811278
>practically 2016
>not lyimg about your genetic backgrounds and say there's latino blood flowing through your veins
>not winnin the sex lottery
What states/regions is /cu/ from? Do you like it there?
>>52811505
>>52811278
I've got a good thing planned, something that will make me safe regardless of what happens in this country. I'll marry and have children with a Mexican or Cuban. I have a Shitalian surname, so if the future of America is América they can live their lives as Latinos, but if the day-of-the-rope™ happens, they can just say they're Italian. Truly a flawless plan if I do say so myself, desu
>>52811631
Alberta, it's pretty alright, though I would like to move somewhere else at some point.
>>52811631
>BEST Coast
if it wasnt for the astronomical cost of living, yes
>>52811464
>not like nonewhites are going to move to Eastern Europe
You say that now but just wait
>>52811681
I have the same plan
>>52811681
Shit, that makes sense thogh
>>52811631
Colorado. Fantastic state. Unfortunately surrounded by hardcore leftists
>>52811350
Oh but you can m8, they are called tacos de trompo here
it's time for america to say 'sorry' for all the damage they did to the rest of the world
>>52811631
Manitoba, 80% of it is uninhabited and most of the inhabited areas are shit.
Most areas of Winnipeg (the capital) are either boring suburbs, or shitholes you will get stabbed in, mostly the latter.
>>52811132
>go on blackpeoplemeet as a white guy
>put unemployed, felon, drives a moped in profile
>99+ messages
>>52811870
Espera, me dices que las sureñas no saben que es la carne de adobada en un trompo?
>>52811689
>BEST Coast
You're obviously referring to the east coast.
>>52811631
Boston, Massachusetts. Buying a condo soon so yeah I like it here.
>>52811889
Why are latinos elsewhere so shit at making propaganda?
Fuck, could they pay me 6 months of my services i'd provide them with Goebbels tier material
>>52811956
If I meant the least coast I wouldve said least coast
you Central standard timer
>>52812010
do you actually think that shitty photoshop from a random blog is meant to be high tier propaganda?
>>52811631
Born and raised in Minnesota, and I love it so much here. It's going to be hard to move from here to the UK for grad school but I will live.
Pic is from Duluth, my favorite city.
>>52810726
>tfw I'm bigger than 50% of Americans -- when flaccid
>>52812098
I usually ignore the rants that come from your infuriated anus, even tho i enjoy to have someone so butthurt towards me that he finds nothing but to be contrarian against everything i say
Said this, i don't even think you can undertand how marketing works kid
>>52811278
G-good thing I'll have many Russian-American babies
>>52812217
>showing
>not growing
>>52812301
COMMIES GET OOOOOOOOUUUUUUTTTTTTT
>>52812013
But west coast couldn't possible be the best coast.
That's where California is.
What percentage of 4chan users are mentally ill?
>>52811631
Iowa. I think about suicide several times a day. But not now, I skipped work for pizza and beer.
>>52812345
Why do you hate commies? Do you really think capitalism will last forever?
>>52812329
Oh it grows another ~2.5 inches. I'm quite content actually :^)
>>52812387
100%
>>52812329
this
>>52812345
B-but they'll be qt. Plus I doubt we'll be living in the state come a few years.
>>52812419
Are you my Iowa anon friend? H-how are you?
>>52812387
110%
>>52812379
>That's where California is.
only proving my point
>>52812387
20% tops, everyone else just pretend to be retarded/autistic/virgin because it's funny
>>52812387
At least 50% are at this level:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
>>52812516
California isn't that great... lots of crazy people, extreme cost of living and too much vanity
>>52812458
>it grows another ~2.5 inches
>>52812507
We may have talked a few weeks ago or something. I'm always fucked up on some drug while not at work.
>>52811278
>latino
>in the UK
???
>>52812595
ehhhh I live by the boonies and people arent that crazy
the CoL sucks though
>>52812630
Are you the one who lives in the Quad Cities? And that's fine, I understand.
good morning /cum/. it's nice being able to sleep in on a weekday.
>>52811631
Florida
Formerly South Carolina
Yeah its fine
>>52812516
Your fellow chicano begs to differ
>>52812812
Nigga it's 3:45
>>52811278
BIG
CURRY
COCKS
>>52812848
Im NOT chicano
>>52812726
Yeah, I'm that anon. It's about time to go sober, my memory of events has gone from sperg (dates and times memorized for everything) to almost nothing.
>>52812812
>1:14PM
wat
http://munchies.vice.com/articles/mysterious-teen-burglars-are-eating-denvers-hot-pockets-and-netflix
>All the criminal has done, however, was ingest the following from the homes of some very perplexed victims: a bag of beef jerky, a box of raisins, some Mountain Dew, chewing gum, and a couple of Hot Pockets.
>But the burglar did watch a little anime on their TVs.
Explains a lot 2bh
>>52812896
I just woke up too. Snd I'm on the east coast. This is what happens when you stay up til 5:30 am
>>52812876
Only a chicano would say that.
Should I go to Montreal for Spring break, lads?
>>52812885
Oh, ok I understand. How has life been?
>>52812910
That's awful.
>>52812932
I was out until 3AM, so I feel.
Do your parents like Trump?
>>52813078
Does this cuck feel the bern?
>>52813002
Now that we have free pass to Canada i'm seriously thinking about Qebec
>>52813071
It's been a good weekend. Lots of good food, beer, and weed. How've you been?
>>52813002
>Montreal
>not Medicine Hat
>>52813078
No my dad hates him and wished that Paul Ryan was running. My mom doesn't into politics.
>>52813185
Sounds like a good time. My was good, has some wine with some friends last night during the blizzard. Cozy.
>>52802160
Just rub some dirt on it.
t.G.I. Jose
>>52813139
How tall are you?
>>52805575
>30,000
>"Gun Violence"
So, the 65% of those which are suicides and accidents are still "gun violence"?
>>52811953
???
>>52812667
They are exotic
>>52813290
1.81m
http://www.polygon.com/2015/12/28/10676936/pokemon-trading-card-game-first-edition-anniversary-rerelease
neat
>>52812567
So cringeworthy.
>>52813405
que
>>52813492
Supongo que vas a ir a Quebec con un nivel basico de Frances.
>>52813523
>1st edition Charizard only going for $165
Dead game
>>52813523
Pretty neat. Too bad it's just full of manchildren now.
>>52813640
>lingua franca 101
>>52813281
That does sound cozy. I spent last night fixing my wifi card and getting pissed off at it. Ever solder or weld something while drunk? It's the most difficult thing in the world.
>>52813204
>Medicine Hat
Why?
Found this kiketube channel
youtube.com/channel/UCtG36aNGHp_H0NNOFr-B-Qg
Pure gold if you're into kungfu movies
>>52813904
Top tier nightlife and everyone is getting rich off the dinosaur bone boom
xth for red ensign
>>52814029
>trampstamp
>>52813983
What's the error
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGcdYB8vF_c
>>52814065
http://www.ebay.com/itm/PSA-9-MINT-PD-ERROR-1st-Edition-CHARIZARD-4-102-Base-HOLO-Pokemon-CARD-/261855095021?hash=item3cf7c7a8ed:g:z70AAOSwEeFVFGxz&afsrc=1&rmvSB=true
> As far as I know this is the only Charizard 1st Edition to ever be graded and authenticated with a printing defect. If you look at the close ups you will see the black ink plates are just fine, but the color was not. There are a few spots where no ink was layered onto the plate
as far as I can see, he's full of shit
>>52814053
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>>52809897
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
>>52811631
North Carolina
it's nice, sometimes I wish I lived on the beach though. those beach towns are paradise (until the hurricane destroys your hours)
>>52814158
Are you blind? The defects are extremely obvious.
/brit/ is just going to be outright banned
>>52806021
Thats what the krav maga is for.
>>52814374
>typing ''/''
>>52814469
didnt want to pick up non general threads homeboy
>>52809384
Those are pleb tier, Palestinians have the best tunnels.
It finally snowed senpai, it's like rain snow so its heavy as fuck but It finally snowed im so happy.
I just went outside and shoveled for old people for fun. I'm so fkin happy, but I think I pulled a muscle in my shoulder.
>>52803572
Is Trump a keynesian?
>>52814584
>not Best Korea
>>52814910
Kinda jelly desu, i've only watched snow in my home state once, btw warm up a little before shoveling snow m8ty
>>52815062
Yeah I was just so excited I forgot to stretch, also didn't expect it to be so heavy, it was like half water.
Even did it without any gloves or anything, wasn't cold at all though.
>>52815062
Not invited Fuck off
>>52802026
Texas here, please remove Mexico.
>>52809957
Fuck you
>>52815158
shut up hat
>>52815158
Do you ave neurotic episodes when you see Jose walking down the street holding hands with your ex?
>>52815278
I beat up Mexicans on sight
>>52815201
I'd take Mexico over real Texas any day. Solidarity senpai.
>>52815344
With your mind powers??
if u use flag extension ur worse than tripfags desu
>>52815344
cmon dude our bean brothers are alright and we kind of need them for our memetastic name to work
>>52815426
thats the reason I got rid of it. I was the only montana poster and people were able to track my posts. it made me seem like an attentionwhore when I really wasnt so I just uninstalled it
To whatever Amerifat wrote
>Not in the article or database. Nice try Sven.
before the amerifat janny jannied my thread away,
it was from here:
http://thehackernews.com/2015/12/us-voter-database-hacked.html
the dump was also leaked publicly
I want to live in 365 day a year snow family
is there anywhere I can do this without shit internet
>>52815465
O.o whats the story behind this pic? Is it a shoop?
>>52815583
It's real, it's why people don't want trump to win, he's a thug who doesn't fuck around
>>52815617
Pointing a gun towards person is a bit rude even for a gringo isn't?
>>52815681
>America
It's just a casual greeting. If an American doesn't point a gun at you, you know you've fucked up somewhere.
>>52815681
Trump isn't polite, he gets things done one way or another senpai.
He isn't fucking around with the build a wall meme, or the china meme, he would genuinely do it.
>>52815560
Go somewhere high in altitude.
>>52815756
I don't want to die from an avalanche desu
Love you all~
>>52815796
Maybe Hokkaido, Japan is the best option.
>>52815741
He better make it a good wall, with manned guard towers.
>>52815860
chicken is gross desu
>>52815796
You can go work in Antartica. There's a website you can apply on for grunt work like dishwasher.
>>52815741
I want him because he's fighting the christian-zionist establishment and he's an excelent mason from what i've researched....also he's a fellow Gemeni which is a huge plus
But sometimes he's s bit retarded Tbh
>>52815943
Isn't the internet garbage there?
Also I know orange jews is like $20 there which is a heart breaker
>>52810845
Isn't the death penalty a big no-no for you Catholics?
>>52816002
>Colorado
>Alaska
>Hokkaido
>Chile
>Argentina
>New Zealand
>Russia
>Norway
>Sweden
>Finland
>>52816133
>>Colorado
I'd rather die than live there
>Alaska
I'd literally be killed if I lived there, probably by wildlife
>>Hokkaido
I don't speak moon runes
>>Chile
>>Argentina
'no'
>>New Zealand
Does it really snow 365 days a year there? I'd consider it but isn't the internet also absolute shit?
>>Russia
Would be perfect if it weren't for not speaking russian and the fact that it's full of crime and every sin under the sun
>Norway
>Sweden
>Finland
If only feminists didn't ruin that beautiful part of the world.
I actually think Antarctica might be the best option I just don't know if I'd be able to sustain myself, do they pay really well? What is the death rate for working there?
>>52816082
The inquisition are pointing their fingers at your heaten ass and laughing
Is been known for ages that the catholic church also has specific orders trained for assassination and many of them actually operate in mexico
>>52816298
I forgot about Canada tbf.
I would recommend Tromso, Norway.
>>52816298
Yukon Territory? the internet might be sub-par, but you're being picky.
>>52816355
>>52816357
Everything I've heard about northern canada/alaska makes it sound like death rate is extremely high, I know for a fact it is in Alaska
>>52816357
He's never going to move out of his mother's basement. This is all just fantasy posting.
>>52816424
Well I know suicide rates are higher because they're sparsely populated, and as long as you aren't dumb enough to try and become an "outdoorsman" and try and live in the woods, you should be fine.
>tfw only 'friend' is a complete normie
>says he isnt rich
>gets an apple watch for christmas
>lives in cali
>goes to uni his parents paid for
>is in a frat
>tfw hard to relate with sometimes
I wish video games weren't popular again, it was so much easier to make friends in video games in the 90s and even early 2000s, now it's like everybody ignores everybody else or blows people off as b8 or trolling or whatever meme is popular.
Humans are becoming so much less human
>>52816314
The inquisitions weren't a centralized organization.
The Episcopal Inquisition, the Spanish Inquisition, the Portuguese Inquisition, and the Roman Inquisition were all different, fairly independent organizations and not all of them practiced witch-hunting or torture.
>>52816536
In early 90's we used to play an hour or so in our NES sum ninja turtles, battletoads or ninja gaiden before going outside and spend the day in the nesrest park playing basket ball and showing off your new nike/ewing/jordan sneakers to your buddies
Good times
>>52816716
yeah same pretty much, I also played starcraft and diablo though, made tons of friends on there.
I remember this guy asked if I wanted to join his clan in SC BW and me and my irl friend said yes.
We played his clan recruitment map and passed, so we joined and it was pretty much only us, he added us to the clan and made a webpage for us with music and stuff it was fun times. Talked to him for about 10 years until I stopped using AIM while in highschool and lost contact.
I miss you kyle forgotten soldiers for life tbqh
>>52816696
Don't be such a shill
>>52815885
How can you not like chicken
>>52816828
I like osme desu
>>52816800
I remember when being in clan or guild from some online vydia was the best shit
I still have contact with some clannies i played lineage with a zillion years ago, many of them already marriedd n' stuff but still bros4lyf
anime
>>52817001
Yeah pretty much my only close friend is a friend I met in a guild in WoW.
>>52816810
Well.
Back to the filter, I guess.
Dunno why I bothered.
>>52817029
MANime
>>52817064
akaris are meant to be bullied
>>52817091
smart anime > manime
>>52817034
Flame wars>shitposting
If you catch my drift
>>52817050
Soft cunt
>>52817091
You like to watch beefy, sweaty anime dudes?
Tad gay desu
>>52817161
shit > K-On
>>52817091
gay t.bh
>>52817182
there is literally nothing gay about jojo
its hetero as fuck
>>52814957
Everyone's a Keynesian now.
>>52817238
Alright, dude.
>>52817292
do not sexualize the jotaro
>>52817182
>>52817213
>>52817292
>not being able to heterosexually admire
lmao
>>52817161
Murrican tv shows> mexican opera soaps> random european entertainment>Bollywood movies>capeshit>sudaca cartoons>laura en americs>american cartoons>manime>nude drawings for pedos>”""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""smart"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" anime
>>52817401
>mexican opera soaps
These are terrible, y eee t I can't stop watching them.
>try to get some big boy points and do laundry while my mom is at work
>go to laundromat
>wash clothes
>dry them
>get back
>they aren't dry for shit
>try to put more quarters in
>requires me to put full price in to restart laundry
>put in a few to see if theres an option to just dry a little
>nope
>wont refund my quarters either
this is why I don't do laundry fucking kikes
>>52817091
Trigun, Cowboy Bebop and FLCL are the only good anime to exist tbqh
>>52817733
>2016-2 days
>not owning a washing machine
Is post-ironic shitposting still shtiposting?
>>52817177
I don't catch your drift
>>52817799
>not living in an over populated shithole of a city where you have to go somewhere to wash your clothes
>>52817800
You are the cancer of humanity and 4chan you post 2007 faggot cunt bitch
>>52817785
>things plebs say
Sakura trick and Shimoneta are some of the finest works to ever grace the screen
>>52817799
My autism is getting out of hand. I read Washoe instead of washing.
>>52817856
If you're an obese loser maybe
>>52817854
my cousin lives in san francisco and he has a washing machine/dryer
stop living in the stone age
>>52817856
But anon
I like yuri and didn't even like Sakura trick all that much
>>52817904
Your cousin is probably rich and homosexual, stop judging people based on their income just because it's the only thing you have in your life.
>>52817931
>I like yuri and didn't even like Sakura trick all that much
>typing word
>autocomplete suggests a longer version of a different word
>forget what I wanted to type
>>52817956
It was just kissing desu
Not much relationship building
>>52817943
project harder, maybe it'll help you get past your stone age incompetence
>>52817993
How could I possibly be projecting when I'm poor? I'm not the one trying to make fun of people for not having a lot of money...
Claiming thread for smokey
>Winter break starts
>Stop talking to qt girls due to no contact
>I gradually start getting less and less negative thoughts about my outlook on life
Wew lad
I haven't sunk into despair in weeks
Maybe the secret to happiness is to just avoid women entirely?
>>52817999
Moot is kill.
>>52802026
Porqué no invidado? That es rude amigo!
>Feel the need to shit
>Try to shit
>Nothing comes out, not even constipation pressure
Fuck I hate this feeling.
>>52818083
the secret to happiness is cocks
>>52818083
I mean I can't remember the last time I talked to a girl my age I wasn't related to or that was behind a register and I'm a pretty happy person so maybe.
>>52818106
and so are his wise words
>>52818106
Does he still come by here from time to time with his trip? I can't imagine him just quitting 4chan cold turkey.
If anything he probably still lurks and posts anonymously, and dies a little inside every time his former self is mentioned, like a former super hero walking in on a crime and someone shouting "if only he was here to save us!"
Which do you hate more, cold or snow?
I think I hate cold more, even though I've just spent 2 goddamn back-breaking hours shovelling the crazy amount of snow we've been getting today.
>>52818212
Cold
I love snow
>>52818212
I like snow because it all melts away in three days but its a pleasant change while its there
>tfw you've set up a remote control surveillance system in your home
feels good desu
>>52818212
I love both desu. I wish I could live in both constantly.
>easy cooling for me and my computer
>snow actually decreases sound of everything because it absorbs it
>also looks nice
both are GOAT tier and anybody who dislikes either is shit tier
>>52818212
I live in Phoenix and haven't seen snow in over a decade so definitely the cold
>>52818281
Paranoia isn't good, you're going to end up like those people who stack boxes in front of all their doors and have cameras everywhere and never leave their room and die and nobody finds out for months.
>>52818212
Snow is fun, but I don't mind the cold.
Snow has the advantage that you can go to a parkinglot and drift there, haven't snowball fights etc.
>>52818281
>tfw you program your own intelligent home defense system
>tfw you equip it with turrets, flamethrowers, proximity mines, trap chutes, etc.
>tfw as soon as you turn it on, your house confuses you for a trespasser
>tfw I'm hiding in the shower because it's the only safe space
>tfw have a few gunshot wounds in my legs, arms and stomach
I bet this is all Visual Studio's fault
>>52818359
there's been more crime in my neighborhood and recently people have stolen things from my porch
>>52818400
lol
>>52818359
>implying that's not already everyone on 4chan
>>52818480
Cameras aren't going to help catch anybody. Any cop will tell you the only thing security cameras are useful for are a deterrent.
A fake security camera in a very open and obvious place is more useful than real one hidden.
Took my friend from NYC to a 7/10 BBQ place in Austin today, and he thought it was amazing. Also got $150 from my grandma and an electric water thing from my aunt for christmas today. Life would be pretty good if it weren't for my mental issues.
>>52818281
I thought canada was the land of free everything and no crime
>>52818168
He's right, you know
>>52818546
I can get home pretty quickly if I see someone breaking in as well as report the break as it's in progress, I can also talk through it, and it will wake me up if someone is skulking around when I am asleep
It can also indicate to me if I have people creeping around
I of course have put some of the cameras in visible locations as a deterrent
One of the other important issues, is it gives me peace of mind to not be stressing out all day that someone could have broken into my home while I am at work
I also suspect neighborhood kids have been stealing from me and if I catch them I can complain to their parents
>>52818587
major cities in canada have their fair share of crime
>>52818815
reminder that homosexuality is haram and against the word of the lord
I don't wanna work anymore
>>52818587
He probably lives in a non-white neighborhood.
>>52818900
>He probably lives in a non-white neighborhood.
correct
we have also been taking a large amount of refugees into my area, who inevitably become criminals
>>52818891
>tfw you realize anime and islam go hand and hand
>anime is all about pedophilia
>Muhammad raped children
I don't know why it didn't click before
Good morning, guys.
am 6:50...
>>52818891
t. gay chicano
>>52819018
good morning
>>52819023
why do you throw away the opportunities you've been blessed with?
>>52819023
neither of those statements are true
I am 102% straight
>>52818945
>we have also been taking a large amount of refugees into my area, who inevitably become criminals
Well, I suppose they'd rather come to the US if they want to do any major terrorist attacks though so that's a plus for you??
>>52818939
>>52818880
>major cities in canada have their fair share of crime
my dreams have been shattered, although I wouldn't live in a city anyways
>>52818891
>If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them.
Enjoy eternity in the lake of fire gay weeb nerds
>>52819018
Morning Japan-san.
>>52819060
morning, best country.
>>52819109
Good choice, rural Canada is entirely different than cities, and in the best way possible.
>>52819109
>my dreams have been shattered, although I wouldn't live in a city anyways
when I'm older I'll leave the city but it's hard to get by economically in a lot of small towns, I left the small town I'm from for this reason
Smaller cities and towns in Canada are pretty white and cozy
>>52818899
Do whatever makes you happy, anon.
>>52819232
>encouraging someone to kill themselves
wew
>>52818945
At least you have guns. Are you allowed to use barbwire fences? If not, buy some rosebushes to keep them away.
>>52819320
You can't use barbed wire in germany?
>>52819136
morning, super power.
>>52819320
Unfortunately the legal repercussions of using your guns, depending on the jurisdiction and circumstances can be almost as bad as dying
I don't think strata would like me putting up barbed wire so I'd have to go with rose bushes
>>52819349
It's only prohibited if there's a risk kids are getting hurt as it seems, but we have a lot of fucked up exceptions etc.
>>52819370
I was reading recently about international shipping and maritime law.
Apparently it is very expensive to fly an American flag. A Panama flag is the most common. If you fly under the flag of the Bahamas, then you're basically not bound by any rules.
I wonder how common ships flying the flag of Japan are, and what rules they are required to follow.
>>52819121
I was just thinking about that verse in the shower after I masturbated to gay thoughts again
Tsukiji market.
築地市場
shopping time!!'
>>52819474
the only place i see it often is on ranches, and in cities where they're trying to keep punks from climbing fences and stealing stuff inside
>>52819570
In your gay fantasies are you a top or bottom?
Or is anal not involved?
>>52819570
thats quite gay
>>52819732
>tfw you live in a city where you can't get fresh seafood
>>52819870
seafood is gross
>>52819909
Shh. I like sushi.
Too bad I have to go downtown to get it though.
>>52819765
It's uncommon here. Most of the time they put barbwire on the fences of government buildings and army baracks.
I don't know for sure if it's illegal to use it as a civilian here.
>>52819909
It's love or hate m8. Besides lobster I could eat seafood all day.
Seafood > Game Meat > Lamb > Beef > Poultry > Pork
>>52819870
>he's landlocked
