Hey faggots, literal millionaire here. I am thinking about starting a political party in Australia with views very similar to your standard /int/-tard.
>Australian Blitzkrieg Party
>Provide free unlimited military support to France / England in Calais
>BTFO (literally) the "jungle"
>Repossess all houses purchased illegally by foreigners and sell them intelligently, lowering the housing market costs over time
>Citizenship only through company or martial sponsorship
>Expel all "students" who have overstayed their study visa.
>Require mining companies to pay into a "boom" levy to ensure quality of life now and in the future for mining boom towns
>Remove incentives for unproductive degrees such as arts while providing more assistance for STEM degrees.
>First home owners grant for all purchases, not just new homes
Thoughts?
>Thoughts?
You have odd fantasies
>>52794293
How do you feel about guns? Because I am /k/ here and I do like your proposals.
>>52794293
>Thoughts?
gr8 b8 m8, nobody on /int/ is retarded enough to think any of those are a good idea
How many millions and do you have a source of income or is that an inheritance/settlement type of thing? You'd just be pissing in the ocean with $5MM
>>52794372
I think guns would be a culture shock and would not introduce them.
>>52794293
Erm calm down mate, also >political party< threads have their own board, an entire board of people interested in crackpot teenage fantasies.
>>52794293
If this is a serious post you should know that you have to be 18 to post here
bought loyalty doesn't last that much
>>52794293
>Provide free unlimited military support to France / England in Calais
Hilarious
>BTFO (literally) the "jungle"
No idea what this even means.
>Repossess all houses purchased illegally by foreigners and sell them intelligently, lowering the housing market costs over time
Ok
>Citizenship only through company or martial sponsorship
Ok
>Expel all "students" who have overstayed their study visa.
Depends what they're doing. Refer to above?
>Require mining companies to pay into a "boom" levy to ensure quality of life now and in the future for mining boom towns
Mining is done, mate.
>Remove incentives for unproductive degrees such as arts while providing more assistance for STEM degrees.
Cool
>First home owners grant for all purchases, not just new homes
No
bad repost is bad, op doesn't even discuss shit
>>52794571
>First home owners grant for all purchases, not just new homes
>No
Of all of it, how can you be opposed to this?
>>52794293
>literal millionaire here
In USD or AUD ? 1 million and one dollar is only 740,000.74 USD.
>>52794293
>Australian Blitzkrieg Party
Ow the edge
Yeah but aren't $1000000 Australian fun bucks only worth like $50 real dollars?
>>52794293
Even if you did gain traction the 2 major parties would block you from getting anything done
Thoughts? Yeah, you're a fucking moron.
>Blitzkrieg
I'm not going to even bother other than to say that you have no idea what this means and that you're a fucking moron.
>Provide free unlimited military support to France / England in Calais
Calais is in France you dumb fuck. You wouldn't even be able to point to France let alone England on one of those kindergarten globes they have in primary schools.
>BTFO (literally) the "jungle"
What?
>Repossess all houses purchased illegally by foreigners and sell them intelligently, lowering the housing market costs over time
You haven't the foggiest notion of what you're talking about. How are they purchased illegally? You aren't intelligent in any way, shape or form.
>Citizenship only through company or martial sponsorship
You mean "marital"? You absolute dumb fuck. You want to kick "foreigners" out but they're OK if they subscribe to a backward, obsolete joke such as marriage? You're a hypocrite and dumb as all fuck.
>Expel all "students" who have overstayed their study visa.
Again, you have no idea what you're talking about. Not going to even bother.
>Require mining companies to pay into a "boom" levy to ensure quality of life now and in the future for mining boom towns
This doesn't make sense and isn't even close to funny.
>Remove incentives for unproductive degrees such as arts while providing more assistance for STEM degrees.
How the fuck is any education "unproductive"? You are the perfect example of what happens when people aren't educated. You're as ignorant as you are stupid.
>First home owners grant for all purchases, not just new homes
This makes no sense
Expel Chinese by using your money or your country will be their colony like Vancouver.
>>52794293
If you're really millionaire, you could help me move to australia. I would anything to leave this shithole.
>>52794293
Good ideas. I'd recommend a different name for the political party, though. "Australian Democratic Party" or something similar like "freedom." The party doesn't have to advocate for those things, but "freedom" and "democracy" are nice meme terms for political parties of the 21st century, similar to "socialism" was the meme of the 20th century and the NSDAP used it in its name.
>>52798198
It's like "Democratic People's Republic of" Korea or "People's republic" of China. Always works
>>52794293
>Repossess all houses purchased illegally by foreigners
That will be alot of Anglo houses, y'now, considering all the squatters and all from the 1800s
:/
>>52794293
Just call it the Australian party.
>>52794293
>literal millionaire that can't afford a house in Australia here
Lmao stay mad bruce.
You're an idiot.
>>52798383
*your
Idiot, learn to spell first.
>>52794293
Entryism is always the way.
>>52798298
Bob Katter already called dibs on that name:
https://www.kattersaustralianparty.com.au/
>literal millionaire
Yes, this is pure shitposting
>>52794293
Being a millionaire is enough to greatly influence Australian politics?
>>52798134
t. arts student
>>52798969
He's right though. Arts degrees give an economic net benefit, pretty much all education does.
>>52794390
You don't get to introduce them, they're already here and have been for a very long time.
I think what the yank was getting at was whether you'd support our current laws (even the dumb ones), support stricter laws or support loosening some of them (not everyone gets guns for free but removing some of the ones that trouble gun owners).
You might be surprised how many people are literally single issue voters when it comes to the gun owning community, as silly as it may be.
A million Australian dollars works out to like not even 20,000 US good boy points.
didn't I see this thread yesterday or am I imagining things? Days are kinda blurring together
>>52794293
seeing this shit makes me lose hope in Australia
congrats OP today the bait worked
>>52799024
Don't you have some elderly to bury or some electricity bills to overpay on.
>>52798343
>bruce
Does anyone even know a Bruce under the age of 50?
