>Australians have to check the toilet for spiders every time they want to take a shit
YOU CAN'T FABRICATE SUCH AN OBSCENE HILARITY
>>52784537
t. Buttfiend.
arent you like australia 2.0
>>52784777
They have better weather and less dangerous wildlife, at the cost of being ten times more irrelevant.
>>52784537
>NZers have to take a seismograph to the loo to know if they need to duck for cover under the toilet
Found a redback in my toilet once tbqh
>straya
>>52784904
Good one
>>52784904
hahahaha
>>52784537
Wait, every country doesn't do this? It's a normal thing you memer
Like checking your shoes for spiders, or your sleeping bag for snakes
>>52784977
DELET
>>52785352
Bird eater?
>>52785352
Do they at least eat these things? They can probably make a complete meal.
>>52785447
They are eated by these things
>>52784977
That's a crab, they aren't venomous.
