http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35189938
>A German man died on Christmas Day after blowing up a condom dispenser with a homemade bomb in a botched robbery, police say.
>The 29-year-old and two accomplices attached the bomb to the vending machine in a quiet street before taking cover in their vehicle.
>But the victim did not close the door in time and was struck in the head by a steel shard from the explosion.
>Deutschland
>Yes
The dangers of rubbernecking
>>52781864
What is that machine there for?
>out walking the dog
>think "I might chuck a shag into Margaret later"
>see condom vending machine
>"ah, muchly convenient"
>>52782294
>not knowing normies have casual sex whenever two of them are alone in a room
>>52781864
you can't make this shit up
Had one of these in a bar I worked at. My coworkers and I would intentionally poke holes through the packets with needles before putting them in. Of the 5+ years I worked at only 2 people noticed the holes, and they never did anything other than ask for new ones lol.
>>52782294
>chuck a shag into Margaret
>>52782412
>buy condom from a vending machine
>take it home
>it is faulty
>go back and "ask for new one"
>from some bloke who works at the place the machine lives
Excellent story my friend, highly plausible.
>>52782639
They didn't notice the holes at home you downie.They saw the holes on the packaging and told us at the counter. We gave them new ones from unopened packages.
>>52781864
>>52782412
The condoms?
Did they died?
>>52783698
Yes
>>52781864
>condom dispenser
These Islamic militants have gone too far 2bh
>>52781864
>stealing condoms
Dont they have places that give them away for free in germany?
>>52783871
Yes, but not for ethnic Germans.
>>52784013
lel
Why is there a condom machine in the middle of what looks like a park or a field? Hardly seems appropriate don't you think lads?
>>52784242
You do know it's very common for the gays to fuck in a park after dark?
>>52784388
How are you so familiar with this?
Are you perhaps a Finn of the fruity variety?
>>52784490
Nah. Just heard a gay anecdote about Winston Churchill that mentions the fact that the gays ( at least in the past) used to frequent parks at nights with the express goal of meeting their carnal needs.
>>52785038
This happens in America too, in park bathrooms. There's a foot-tapping code to find out of the guy in the next bathroom stall over is down to fugg. They need the code because people that don't follow it end up like this http://www.independent.co.uk/news/george-michael-arrested-over-lewd-act-1155246.html
