>tfw no female friends
>>52771973
>female friends
No such thing. Women are incapable of friendship.
>>52774782
B-but I had female friends in the past.
become gay
chicks love gay dudes
>>52774782
Really the only way male/female friendships can works if one of them is gay desu.
feels like a sperm that reached the egg, but another sperm already reached it before you did
>>52771973
iktf
Who needs female friends?, at least they are useful to know them better (whores) and to meet new ones.
>>52775084
>they are useful to know them better (whores) and to meet new ones.
That's exactly why I need female friends. They are also cute.
>>52774782
back to /r9k/ with you
>>52776274
>Cute
Well there are many Spanish qties but yeah...
>>52781692
I love having cute girls around me even if I can't fuck them.
>>52774782
Someone's butthurt.
>>52782162
Most beta thing i've heard in a while.
>>52771973
>tumblr
there's your problem
>>52782162
>>52775084
I've had plenty of female friends
My best friend of 6 years is a girl
>>52774836
you were 17 then
>>52783637
Oh fuck I'm old
Its almost 8
>>52783516
>>>/9gag/
>have girl best friend
>shes better at banter then me
>get BTFO regularly
>by a girl
It hurts lads
>tfw all your friends are female
>all they talk about is female stuff
>none of them can satisfy your complex fetishes
>>52783689
I were 21 then.
>>52771973
Women are shitty friends.
>>52786441
No they aren't, if you know how to pick your friends.
t. Friends were mostly female in high school and they were nice as fuck
>>52783717
>tfw the only female friend you have is a 8 year old girl, the daughter of someone related to me
At least I can help shape her to be a real human bean and not an empty shell.
>>52786562
Real life isn't high school and high school isn't real life.
I asked my best friend to be the best man at my wedding
she's a girl
>>52786607
High school is when people, especially girls, are at their absolute worst. If I can find nice females in high school despite being a semi autistic loser, it's definitely possible for other, older people.
being content with being friendzoned is pretty gay but you can always use a female friend to expand your social circle and meet other bitches who may or may not be dtf
t. king wizard