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lisicki edition
>Tree """"""""""""""""""""Surgeon""""""""""""""""""""
bit cold out
That's a big tie
>>52767673
californian weather
>>52767691
for you
>>52767691
from a certain point of view
>>52767685
kek
Why do Brits insist on complaining about housing crisis and low wages yet continue to import 300,000 people a year into the country? Do they not know basic supply and demand?
enoch
what's that coffee thing called where you pump it?
>>52767691
in canada maybe
>>52767691
is the tie big, or is kev small?
Crazy idea
Why don't the refugees stay in their own country and fight Isis and rebuild their country themselves instead of coming to our countries and bringing all their shit with them while simultaneously expecting us to fix their country for them.
wouldn't mind having sex at least once
>>52767787
2 > POWER GAP > 1
>>52767776
B A N K E R S
O
N
U
S
E
S
>>52767787
i'll do you.
>>52767787
2
>>52767776
mong
>>52767776
Crazy idea
stop being a fucking bigot
>>52767787
same
>>52767776
give it a rest rorkey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mRoPjIiQaI
what were you doing on boxing day /brit/? i was gettin waved, vid related
>>52767787
this sort of picture will make me want to wank and im trying to do nofap
please refrain from posting this sort of thing for the next week
thankyou
my dad's a leftie and posts non-stop lefty shit on facebook
just kill me lads
>>52767830
>>52767819
>>52767818
>>/Reddit/
>>52767787
3 > 2 > 1 > 4
>>52767817
Birmingham.
>>52767776
Because they are the scum of the Earth.
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/local-news/sexual-predator-posed-teenager-facebook-10514675
lel, I knew this lad, was in my year in school
hoping for a brexit lads
>new kettle is white
looks like shit FFS does not fit in with the kitchen at all
GOT SOME DIAMONDS ROUND MY NECK NO FUGAAAAZIIIII
Why do brits insist on complaining about immigration and then vote for pro immigration parties?
>>52767862
buy me dinner. i don't go that far north without dinner.
>>52767746
percolator?
>>52767818
Rasheed
>>52767819
Hardeep
>>52767830
Sanjiv
>>52767896
>brits
foy
weather is shit
>>52767879
brexit sounds like a brekky cereal desu
>>52767910
Tom
>>52767914
cold out
>>52767900
the last thing you need is more food
Birthday tomorrow lads. I just want to die desu
>>52767896
because the Tories are going to reduce immigration to the tens of thousands
>>52767904
yeah that's it
thanks
I prefer acid to shrooms
>>52767896
we voted for the party that had a chance of winning and said they would reduce immigration from hundreds of thousands to tens of thousands
>>52767914
souel weather
>>52767936
Happy birthday lad <3
>>52767746
coffee maker
>>52767934
fuck off lad, i can't fuck on an empty stomach.
>>52767900
Ok I'll take you for a candlelit dinner at marco pierre white and we can admire the sights of birmingham together x
How do I last longer during sex lads?
I've finally got a gf for the first time in a while. We have sex but I bust after like 5 minutes tops. I tell her I'm just getting used to sex again because I haven't had it in a year or so. I hope it's just that, but idk. It's still embarrassing.
How do I last longer?
She's not frustrated because I'm really fucking good at going down on a girl. I Make them cum multiple times. But there's only so long of that she'll put up with before she'll want proper sex longer than 5 minutes.
>>52767936
happy birthday
you getting/doing anything
>>52767930
really is. though better to sleep in cold than in the heat.
>>52767947
indoors type of day m7
>>52767944
You mean just like they did in 2010?
The British voter is a naive and forgetful sort.
>I am not a connoisseur of the finest Drum & Bass music
>>52767971
haven't you got a wahaca?
Pic of the ol waifu
>>52767819
>stop being a fucking bigot
Whoa it's like I'm really on tumblr
well lads, this will be my first post in this thread
shucks, i wonder what i should post
>>52767996
>Drum & Bass
Go back to 2007 faggot
>Yanks boast about their huge, cheap houses
>not allowed to fart indoors for fear the walls will cave in
What wine goes with lobster?
>>52767842
you doing 2016 nofap?
>>52767973
Ask 190cm Master Race
Legend has it that he can last a whole 2 hours
>>52767984
fedora
>>52767973
i don't quite know how it works, but my last bf used to last loads longer when he wore a condom.
although i guess that could've been because he still came in like 10 minutes but it was in the condom so i didn't feel it
just eat or hungry house?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmkoPaFXcB0
>>52768049
maybe it's because he was fucking a giant slab of mishapen blubber
>>52768037
bucky
>>52768000
sadly not
mexican food sounds alright though
>>52768055
bossman
>>52768090
no that's her
@52768062
>still giving him attention
QUICK: What should I order from the Chinese?
>>52768055
D E L I V E R O O
>>52768090
okay darling.
what do you think is on Big Dave's agenda for today?
why is aphex twin suddenly involved in spanish politics? pretty confused tbqh
>>52768116
chilli and salt squid
>>52768107
shit man, you need to get on that sexy fucking mexican shit son
>>52768070
based Ann Coulter
>>52768118
hook line and sinker
>>52768129
shag a pig
>>52768116
Mushroom chow mein (extra mushrooms)
>>52768116
Crispy beef in peking sauce
Crab claws with sweet and sour sauce
Noodles
Seaweed
>>52768070
c u c k s
>>52768116
garlic naan
>>52768165
i already told him i was busy, fucking hell.
>>52768129
>more Muslims
>more mosques
>remove English people from London
Just a typical day for our Dave-o
>>52768129
The same thing we do every night pinkie. Lie to the electorate.
>>52768171
>he orders memeweed
>>52768194
You forgot:
>Cut bennies
>Raise taxes
>Flood the North
>>52768129
bankers and bonuses and cutting me bennies
just had 95g of protein in one go
if you WOULDN'T shag kentqt and you're still a virgin then your standards are too high and you will be alone forever
would like to give her a good piping tbqh
>what'll it be mate?
>yeah sure pal, err you got any ID?
>>52768238
never put your willy in crazy
>>52768238
not a virgin so I wouldn't shag her 2bh
>>52768234
Lad I told you, you didn't have to clean up after I'd finished in your mum
>>52768238
she's butters pham.
No offence 2bh
M E M E C I T Y
A
I
S
I
E
>>52768238
same desu
Too bad she lives in Kent and I live in Lancashire
>tfw no gf to shitpost on /brit/ with
>>52768234
Careful you don't OD
>>52768226
nothing wrong with cutting bennies and flooding the north haha
>>52768238
mate she is absolutely butters, look at the state of her
t. non-virgin
TORIES, set tax on bankers bonuses to 90%
>>52768042
gonna try yeah
hbu?
>>52768277
come to kent, i'll take you to wahaca, then you can come back to mine and i'll show you where i shitpost.
reminder that kentqt is basically 190cm Master Race reimagined as a woman
post a picture of this kent bird then
If I was kenqt I'd let everyone in /brit/ have a go so we could all lose our virginities and become normies.
>>52768070
>I-Is that your argument
wahey cya piers
>>52768238
forgot your trip, fat slattern
Reminder that kentqt is just a guy using pics from a girls dating profile
>>52768346
>shagging one bird once
>automatically a normie
got some bad news for you m8
Reminder to check these dubs
>>52768378
FONT
>>52768346
we could probably all ram her at the same time and she wouldn't notice
like a saveloy down the channel tunnel pal
>>52768309
The same haha, struggling already
>>52768388
ahh nice
very impressive
someone post full kentqt set please
gonna have a good old wank
kentqt post new pic
thing is, i'd probably hook up with one of you. i won't deny that i've thought about it.
Haha fucking hell
I just rolled a "spliff" but I didn't put any weed in it, just tobacco in a big skin and I smoked it with my m8 and he's acting stoned
He asked what the weed was called and I told him it was called "golden Virginia" Jesus Christ what an idiot
>>52768388
i enjoyed those dubs lad
>>52768404
So grim.
used apple pay to get lunch today in greggs lads because i left my wallet at home
was pretty mental just flopped my phone out and pressed a button and it was done
>>52768425
*drives to kent*
have you ever posted your face on 4chan lads?
Tempting
>>52768429
you're a dickhead la.
ʰᵉˡᵖ ᵐᵉ ᶤᵐ ᵃ ᵖᵒᵒʳᵗʰᵉᶰᵉʳ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ᶤˢ ᵐᵃᵏᶤᶰᵍ ᵐᵉ ˢʰʳᶤᵛᵉˡ ᵘᵖ ᵃᶰᵈ ˢʰʳᶤᶰᵏᵎ
>>52768426
>"Oi, nice blue uniform Canada. Fucking poofter."
>>52768457
yeh a couple of times.
>>52768456
i'll meet you outside wahaca, we should get dinner first.
>>52768457
No
I don't want to turn into a meme like Lisicki
how fast are bullet trains?
Post your favorite British qt
https://desustorage.org/int/search/tripcode/%21%21PLpy%2FD9eu8q%20/filter/text/
note- the bum isn't actually hers.
>>52768506
About tree fiddy
>>52768365
on kentqt would be braindead enough to call herself qt
Does anyone go to Cambridge here? Need some info
help im a cancuckadian and a moose is fucking my arse
Well lads, the warmth left with a quickness
Much like every relationship I've ever had
>>52768512
you can tell since its not attached to a hippo
>>52768495
ok be there at 8pm, I'll be in my best fedora
>>52768409
i need to block the HD porn websites i check daily for it to work
doubt i'll last through all of tomorrow tBh
ᵍᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉᶫᶠ ᶜᵃᶰᵃᵈᵃ
>>52768429
hahaha what's he doing lad
>>52768534
thats t-shirt weather you soft cunt
>>52768464
It's only banter, I've got the real spliff here. He doesn't smoke either so I told him that he just had a fat nicotine rush from it that's why he felt stoned, no harm done.
>>52768506
as fast as a bullet, it's right there in the name kid
Ha ha lads I'm 103Kg and 6ft 1.
Time to lose some weight and get a kgf
ᵇᶤᵗ ʳᵘᵈᵉ˒ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶤᶰ ᶰᵉᵐᵒ
>>52768457
on /fa/ a couple of times
know too many people that go here now
>>52768561
Nothing much, he was just talking slow and giggling at everything.
>>52768404
buff ting bruv
>>52768579
>weeb is obese
Shocker.
Anyway, good luck la.
think they have 4chan in heaven lads? this is very important
ʰᵉʰᵉʰᵉ
ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᶫᵃ
ᶦ ᶫᵒᵛᵉ ᶜᵃᶰᵃᵈᵃ ᵃᶰᵈ ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵖᵉᵒᵖᶫᵉ, ᶦ ʷᵉᶰᵗ ᵗᵒ ᶰᵉʷᶠᵒᵘᶰᵈᶫᵃᶰᵈ ᵃᶰᵈ ᶫᵃᵇʳᵃᵈᵒʳ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ
>>52768563
Not in Virginia it isn't. It was 22 degrees and sunny yesterday, that was t-shirt weather.
'scuse me while I KILL the sky
>>52768545
want me to wear some nice knickers?
>>52768635
i wouldn't worry m8
>irish
>going to heaven
>>52768512
>that tache
>>52768666
i'd prefer it if you wore nothing at all m'dear
>"Great" Britain
What the H*ll happened?
>>52768426
Rasheed and Mohammed at the back
>>52768666
Do you have to order yours from those special plus size catalogues?
>>52768666
confirmed satan
if you go down to kent today you're sure for a big surprise
>>52768631
>obese
Not medically
Aren't all these Korean girls posted 9/10's in Korea.
What chances do you mongs have of pulling one lmao
>>52768615
hahaha ask if he's getting the munchies, act like you're getting them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAikmDoXUVc
lol
>>52768666
not too bothered, they won't be on for long anyway aha
>>52768702
>I <3 Mosques
She wouldn't even be allowed in one with that hair.
>>52768700
i'm pretty sure wahaca have a dress code
>>52768713
no
>>52768714
....i'm horny?
>>52768743
wahey
>>52768702
>all fitting the stereotypes
amuses me every time
>>52768666
does Jacamo do women's clothing too then?
>>52768724
>m-muh gooks love white cock!!
>>52768724
No, idols are supposed to look attainable so are around 7.
Korean actresses and supermodels look very different.
>>52768790
what the fuck is jacamo
>>52768740
those are the girliest eyes I've ever seen
>>52768816
i dunno but after seeing your pics I'll be doing a jack in a mo'
>>52768740
lasheed
>>52768671
>implying god would let even a single heretical reformationist into his ancient kingdom
feeling a bit ersatz today
>>52768740
what a bender
>>52768740
>trespass jacket
fitting
not even memeing lads i really do wanna stick one up kentqt
gonna start planning how i'm gonna make this actually happen
>>52768885
post dick, i will rate
fish and chips or chicken and chips?
http://strawpoll.me/6385244
http://strawpoll.me/6385244
http://strawpoll.me/6385244
>>52768870
Innapropriate use of the word 2bh
>>52768740
>screaming and shouting
>last words are in a high pitched voice "das it"
>>52768850
terrible.
>>52768885
seriously, where are you?
>>52768912
it's quite big aha
just not very good at using it
always sets off early lmao
>>52768959
nice one mate
>>52768943
birmingham (not a paki)
>>52768943
kent
Day off tomorrow. Going to get in a right Islamic State tonight.
reckon KentfatT has a right butch voice
>>52768953
iktf bro
wear a jonny and you will be sweet, also think about kentqt and you'll be fine, and do other stuff and then you'll be okay
>>52768998
waheeyyy
>>52768996
you got another way to contact you? like a throwaway email?
the next /brit/ meetup
He's a NEET lad
Loves his mummy
Loves tendies
And anime too
He's a NEET lad
Has major autism
Gets dolebucks
Never had a gf too
greek kebabs or stay in tbqh
>Kentqt will never be your gf
>you will never make a trip called "Kentqts bf" and unleash a barrage of shitposting
Feels bad, we could be like the Bonny and Clyde of 4chan
so tragic when a great man dies young. imagine what incredible works of genius they would have produced? hendrix, 27. oscar wilde, 46. von neumann, 53. and then human filth like henry kissinger still lives.
>>52769076
"""""meetup"""""
lads, what happens if you don't pick up the battery in the hospital in silent hill 2? (asking for a friend)
>>52769068
just made this lmao
[email protected]
>>52769068
don't listen to him, he is rasheed
Bit cold out, Irish weather : A tale of the troubles
fuck off yanks i don't want to visit your shite country
reeeeeeeeeee
lads how many (you)s am i going to get when i post the picture of me and kentqt in bed together
shagged kentqt up her arse, taking questions
>>52769123
they were all past their prime when they died
they would have just become drugfucked has-beens who faded into obscurity and no one would remember them fondly today
>>52769123
>champion of liberal internationalism
>single handedly prevented nucular war
>never abused himself with drugs and gayds sex
deserves to live forever tbqh
>lelvin
>>52769219
none, because i'll post it first.
>>52769166
maybe i'll email you in a bit. what's your name?
>>52769229
me on the left
>>52769262
Cornelius
>>52769272
dress is on the wrong way round la
>>52769262
Rasheed tbqh
>>52769262
think the throw-away email might run out after a certain time
bit scared to say my actual name because i have regional flags and don't wanna dox myself lmao, it begins with a C though
>>52769284
>>52769301
seriously now lads.
BONG
on BBC news tonight
BONG
Man who walks backwards around lake falls in
BONG
Chinese woman eats dirt
BONG
Man lives in rubbish dump for ten years
BONG
young man found murdered in Kent, after attempting to meet up with a girl he met on a javanese potato art forum
>There are racists ITT who didn't hand out food to the homeless
http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Muslim-volunteers-hand-food-parcels-Bristol/story-28422438-detail/story.html
>>52769332
wimp.
SAJID
----A
----V
----I
----D
I'm unironically really good at battlefield lads
I've come first place in the last 20 games I've played
about to watch the kickball
>>52769402
play with me la
>tfw even the local homeless man near me has a gf
>>52769414
will the man kick the ball again? will he kick it with his foot?
>>52769377
the other regional flags lads are already building up a profile of me
don't wanna be the next kev
>>52769301
What the wew did you just fucking say about me, wew lad? I’ll have you know I wewed top of my class in the Navy Wews, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret wews on Al-Weweda, and I have over 300 confirmed wew lads.
>>52769452
I sure hope so
>>52769457
oh well, fucking weirdos
which is tripfag had the best gimmick ???
>>52769337
cheeki cunt knocked me teef out
just hate anti-diversity bigots
>>52769354
BRISTOL MENTIONED
going japan tmmorow have a cute mugi pic haha very cute
>>52769492
Craven
>>52769332
CONNOR?
>dating someone of the same race
its like you dont want world peace
>>52769414
hope the man doesn't attempt to kick the ball using his hand, that would be a foul move and he would be penalised
>>52769492
F
A
T
CRAVEN
A
M
>>52769547
This la
>>52769485
just drop us a line on that e-mail or make a kik or something
>>52769539
nope
>When your masculinity is fragile but you like ambience
>>52769337
Fucking hell Is that Riley?
banter
https://twitter.com/jonsnowC4/status/680902356066807808
>>52769501
Just hate evil, intolerant Muslim bigots and their defenders.
She texted me the but conversation may have fizzled out. On the other hand she's on the train so who the fuck knows?
koreans are trash desu senpai
>>52769512
poogi
>>52769573
i dont mean asians i mean brown people
asians just give you elliot rodgers
Leave kev alone desu
>According to a report by Boston’s Fox 25 and the step-mother’s Facebook post, nine-year-old Scott Lundy was over-the-moon when he unwrapped a PlayStation 4 box on Christmas morning, shouting, “YES THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER DAD CAN WE SET THIS UP NOW?”
>So imagined how crushed he was when they opened the box and discovered a block of wood vaguely shaped like a PlayStation 4. And imagine how shocked parents Kristin and Brian were when the saw what was scrawled on the wood—”From cock and balls with love”, along with a picture of those two things.
>>52769576
i'll drop you a line in a bit, just stepping out for some dinner
>>52769600
>gif
fuck off
>trash
fuck off yank
>>52769600
nah desu senpai
>>52769582
did you just repost that directly from reddit?
fuck off you cunt
>>52769631
>implying his parents didn't do it
>>52769640
>being this mad
>baited this easily
cold out
>>52769592
Jon la what you taken?
>>52769631
This happens to retards every year now because they buy from random people "to get a good deal"
kek
the chip shop i'm about to go to sells award winning faggots
i bet the yanks would get a right chuckle out of that
haha
>>52769658
its a twitter file name
Just got an invitation to live at this place called jonestown in south america lads. might go to be honest
>>52769726
*exhales swiftly through nostrils*
>>52769758
what could go wrong?
wuzzup!!! guys! Anyone know if Mike from the ~regional flag~ circlejerk is kicking about ahahhaah! Mad rager last night eh' lads? Still a bit bokey ahhaha
>>52769758
>South America
BREAKING NEWS: American taken prisoner by South American drug cartel
>>52769726
>/cum/
>/halo/
>mac
the only award winning faggot I see is you pal
>>52769809
No it's very safe. The commune has its own militia and everything
>>52769726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rR-wqxRjIg
about to watch the k-on movie AMA
Absoluting fuming ngl
>>52769726
>chrome
>r9k
JUST
>>52769726
>mac
>>52769815
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>52769789
SECRET OPTION 3
I'm a mentally unstable ugly beta with no personality
>>52769866
Why lad?
>>52769875
not him but everything but chrome feels jaggedy and bloated
>>52769889
I do like this meme
>>52769879
Is that our Kev?
haha
I'm fucking hilarious honestly
>>52769337
his assessment is pretty much accurate though
>>52769934
that is are kev lad
All "spirits" literally taste of the same burning acid.
>>52769726
Did you sort out the problem you had with the torrents yesterday lad?
>>52769958
haha
>All "spirits" literally taste of the same burning acid.
>>52769978
>>52769879
started thinking about kev earlier and was nearly brought to tears
just want to give him a big hug Tbh
>>52769979
stop drinking methylated spirit then
>>52769887
my wife's son stood on my preferred dualshock
annoying phase of being usable but having a wonky analogue stick
>>52769981
kind of, it kept saying the same shit about not enough peers but downloaded fully in the end
only EIGHT hours later !!
I will gas that wasteman Rafi Stone
many people hate us for only being proud
well i'd like to ask them
who's the racist now?
>>52770047
your're really putting a lot of effort into these now lad, I'm impressed
Father Christmas didn't bring me a renewed will to live this year lads
>not drinking ethanol straight
absolute plebs, can't you handle your drink?
>>52770072
good lad
>>52770047
here's your (you) la
>>52770097
oh well, there's always next christmas lad
>>52770072
what the fuck has that cunt done now
hate that little poomplex
>>52770097
Convert to islam
me on the left
>Went to pub with m8s for the first time in ages
>They're all talking about all the girls they're shagging at uni
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>not having isopropyl chasers at pres
do you lads even drink?
>>52770160
left's face looks shopped in
B-A-N-T-E-R LAD
B-A-N-T-E-R LAD
B-A-N-T-E-R LAD
B-A-N-T-E-R LAD
HEY YOU
GET OFF MY THREAD
YOU DONT KNOW ME AND YOU MY MEMES
HOLD THE LINE
LOVE ISNT ALWAYS ON TIME
>>52770142
muslims don't even get presents on ramadan, they just aren't allowed to eat or drink while the sun is up
that's bullshit
>>52770097
Didn't bring me my kgf either the cunt
Someone should make a /gf2016/ image.
you here rafi?
be scared
>>52770198
already done la
watching medical examinations for ASMR lads
feel high Tbh
dude
asmr
haaaaa
It might just be the fact that I'm drunk lads, but I have a really positive feeling about 2016.
This year I got a job, next year I reckon that I'll move out and get a gf.
We're all going to make it lads
>>52770198
there already is one lad
>>52770230
nice la
>>52770252
>>52770252
>>52770252
>>52770252
bit early iibh
>>52770243
asmr is a bad meme son
>>52770244
2016 is the year I change it all around lads
R8 my handiwork lads / suggest something better
Thank you based janitor
lads
he may be here
HE'S HERE
>>52770269
wew janny's on point after his christmas break
>>52770269
hahaha i was about to make a thread but then i saw yours and then it got deleted
thanks for the warning that the janny is here
>>52770269
JANNY HAS AWAKENED FROM HIS SLUMBER
slept until 5pm today lads, haha what am I like
when will this 'country' deal with the bigots and join the fucking 21st century
I make sure to open Yotsuba A board in incognito because I'm a christian.
won £6 on euromillions lads
HEY JANNY
YOU MISSED ME YESTERDAY WHEN I POSTED PORN
I DARE YOU TO BAN ME FAGGOT
i bet the janny laughs his arse off at us every time he deletes a thread and then all the mitchellposting starts
>>52770269
Janny's getting his revenge after JME merked him last night
BOY BETTA KNOW KNOW
DROP TO THE FLOOR DO A HUNDRED PRESSUPS
>>52770356
Lies, post ticket
Is it just me or is ASMR addictive as fuck? I can't sleep without it at this point
HE'S HERE
HE'S THERE
JANNY ISEVERYWHERE
>>52770288
How about
>Deny responsibility of white people in slavery
>Take credit for inventions by white people
*wheeve*
*cough*
that thread is *heavy breathing* 2 pages early
*pant*
how dare they
>>52770271
not even memeing, it feels amazing
I don't do the autistic gf simulator stuff
kind of want to play runescape lads
>>52770376
>JME merked him last night
what happened?
>>52770397
>Take credit for inventions by white people
Does anybody unironically do this?
>>52770397
how about that one doesn't work you mong
>>52770402
this made me lol
Friend's drug habits have become a bit much. Coke and painkillers I think. How should I approach it lads?
>>52768803
BLACKED
>blockchain.info is down
REEEEEEEE
