i got a gig in vegas edition
kinda wanna message this girl lads but think it might be pointless just gonna wait til she turns up again which im sure she will probably i hope this isnt oneitis cause i got a tinder match but i cba messaging her either
i blame the weed for my laziness
XD
santa brought me the truth this year
cara
>>52762470
That's somewhat lucky I suppose.
I only know another /jp/ poster in irl.
got no (you)s on my fresh meme last thread and I'm a bit depressed ngl
>>52762446
yes lad
use him to hold my tablet up when I watch films in bed Tbh
At the doctor the other day.
>>52762505
santa brought me truth this year
cara and anime posters are definitely the worst
Arse pimple lads.
diagnosis depression
>>52762505
>Sent from my iPhone 6s plus
>>52762509
good webm
>>52762505
do these people believe that's the full communist manifesto this does my nut in Tbh
IT'S JUST A FUCKING EXCERPT
makes me laugh to think they're going around preaching from an excerpt Tbh though
>>52762505
>>52762382
Same price as FinnAir lad.
Unless you manually test all possible connections.
JUST
>>52762556
thanks boyo
>>52762505
>The Communist Manifesto; designed, manufactured and sold to you by CAPITALISM
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>52762595
Hate the cunt
>>52762581
Hayek is shite
>>52762583
>>52762382
Emirates have GOAT airplanes. Flew to Indonesia last year with a stop off in Dubai and got treated like a king
only cost 500 lizzies n all
>>52762551
Cara posters are definitely the worst.
>>52762605
>>52762610
He lived by his word.
>>52762595
>be brit
>move to america
>start playing up every single british stereotype
>le top hat, le cynical brit, le exaggerated brit accent
every time
>Hear housemate moving around cleaning
>Trying to lay low in case she asks me to help.
>>52762610
I hated him even before I knew he tweeted this
>>52762638
those shmucks cheat, they're subsidised by their governments.
>>52762643
good lad.
>>52762509
Awh cute cara is at it again, she's such a goof sometimes.
>>52762666
Yeah me too, he's just a cunt 2bh
>>52762638
EMIRATES
Fucking hell one of the only services in my life I've truly felt like I underpaid for
Got a return flight to China that stopped in the UAE and I swapped between planes
All the way there and all the way back, great service, great food for fucking economy, comfy, loads of entertainment, can watch the plane through the cameras on the outside, nothing was ever a hassle, cheap enough.
Literally fucking amazing
Flew BA to the Caribbean this year and it was shite
>>52762638
Do they give you a massage and a tug job from one of the air hostesses?
>>52762648
>>52762610
>>52762605
*retweets*
>finally got the program to compile
Havin' a good day lads
>>52762657
He did that before moving to America
Good morning lads
shit lads, just said "your parents" to someone whose dad is dead. completely forgot about that, feel like a dick now
>>52762702
fuck off billionaire
going to have a shower now lads.
cold out
>>52762693
so?
>>52762702
mental innit, I was in economy with 2 other mates, seats were like something you'd see in business class, spread out (we were by the kitchen but still) free instant noodles whenever you wanted, free beer - I joked with the bloke serving that my mate was under 18 because he only wanted an orange juice and the guy was like "just out of interest how old are you?" Me, thinking I was smart was like ah don't worry pal we're all 18 and he was like "you have to be 21 to drink on this flight" but then allowed it any way, was so safe. 3 big meals, it was unreal
>>52762715
I can't attest to that
>>52762789
dun ferget to scrub yet taint, ye dunnae want gooch barnicles
>>52762821
och aye the noo
business idea: become the world's best feminist so i, a man, is the world's best feminist haha
cold out
had my hair cut today
irish weather
>>52762809
How much did you pay lad?
Cost me £650 for a return to China.
That literally meant that I flew to UAE and to China for £325 or to Dubai for just £160
Absolutely mental. Amazing what good service does because I've recommended them to everybody I meet and will always look to see if I can book with them
>>52762788
Unironically working class
sun is out though
>>52762876
Ñ…aÑ…aÑ…aÑ…
Could get a return flight to Turkmenistan in April for £450, might be a good laugh
might check my letterbox, just realised i've got a parcel coming and the postie might have dropped it in there today
>>52762909
CConvinced my gf we're going to Tajikistan on holiday
Apparently it's absolutely amazing but nobody ever thinks to go there
http://konseledize.blogspot.ch/
Post height and weight
5'10, 68kg
>>52762951
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>>52762899
£500 return from Heathrow to Dubai, Dubai to Jakarta
yeah mate, I'd recommend them in a heartbeat, the stewardesses were out of this world too
I've flown with Virgin Atlantic before (in premium economy b/c billionaire) and Emirates economy rinsed it
>>52762951
isnt it iran cross afghanistan
>>52762951
>>52762909
going to shithole countries is how you lose a kidney lads
>>52762946
back
he didn't
Who else /payrise/ here?
Almost doubling my wage in the new year, I'm super excited.
>>52762969
6'1 76
>>52762982
Shit I meant Virgin Atlantic, not BA.
>Tfw Virgin Atlantic staff were all rude other than the hostesses and I hated it
Must have thought it was BA because they have the Union Flag on the wing.
>>52762969
6'1 85kg
back home after visiting the family for xmas lads. didn't really want to come back 2bh :(
>>52762969
6'2, 76kg
>>52762969
6'6 95kg
>>52762969
6'6 121kg
>>52763017
How much you earning lad?
>Tfw my job should pay 32k but they said because I'm 21 they're willing to let me have 24k
Bad feel
>>52762969
6'1 60kg
>>52763017
Is that when your job seekers Christmas bonus comes through?
>>52762969
6'4
94 kg
![1280px-Neutrality-Road-Ashgabat-2015[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qHkuOok.jpg "1280px-Neutrality-Road-Ashgabat-2015[1].jpg")
>>52762951
tried to get my gf to go to Albania last year but she refused, Tajikistan sounds good though I'll see how much that is
pic related is Turkmenistan
>>52762969
5"10
about 10 stone (63kg)
>>52762969
5'9, around 53kg
Fuck my life
>>52763063
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>>52763017
I'm getting a £5k pay rise (per annum) in 3 months
>>52763063
looks boring as fuck. Kazakhstan seems way better. More developed too.
>>52762969
6'3" 76kg
If /brit/ was an npc in an rpg what would you get when you loot the corpse?
>>52762969
6' 73kg
>>52763063
I fucking love how fake and artificial Turkmenistan looks, apparently aside from being closed off it's not "that bad" of a country
>tfw had really vivid dream of having sex with a girl
>she wouldnt let me fuck her at first but I ate her out and she said I better return the favour
>instead I just stuck it and said I bet Im gonna cum really fast
>then I woke up
reeee
>>52763057
I'll be on 20k, and I live with my parents at the moment. Currently on 12k
>>52763104
poo and lisicki pictures
>>52763017
3k decrease in April because we're fully staffed now so everyone individually works less weekends and nights, meaning the shift allowance has gone down
>>52763051
fat cunt, i'm >>52763048
>>52763108
from what i've seen its like north korea with a lot more money
>>52763104
quavers
>>52763104
Wank tissues, photoframe with Maisie/Sershie/Cara in it, UKIP manifesto, pack of crisps and university of york student ID card
>>52763104
anime
>>52763104
an out of date condom
>>52763114
yeah those dreams are the best i got a blowjob once
>>52763121
Fucking hell, what job do you do that you just got an 8k payrise but was only getting 12k a year?
Me.
You think you see a small kitty but actually its a big Mr. Lion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>52763104
a freddo wrapper
Well good morning
business idea: die before you get too old to work so as not to be a drain on the taxpayer
are there any NORMIES in here?
*reeeeee*
>>52762969
6'7" 62kg
memes aside, clubbing is actually very fun
>''''''''''youtubers'''''''''''
Gas them.
>>52763146
Personal trainer mate, not fat
95kg is quite light for a big lad
>>52763192
IT
I'm only 19, so I've only been working for about a year
literally a guy standing in the middle of the street yelling at god
I shit you not, sounds directly out of a movie. I almost feel bad, he sounds very desperate
>"speak! speak! You holy unholy man! Where are you?!"
lit
er
all
y
what the fuck
>>52763220
it's nearly 3 in the afternoon you absolute madman haha
>>52763205
*proof of a deposit on a freddo
>>52763271
film it lad quick smart
>>52763238
poorly memed you fat manlet
you wouldn't even be alive at that weight
>>52763255
just checked my BMI and i'm 24.0 which puts me at the higher end of the average weight
What has /brit/ been reading?
>>52763255
do you get any middle aged gash from it?
>>52763320
/brit/ threads
>my life revolves around artificially constructed notions of time
>>52763262
Fair enough lad.
That's massive dosh at 19, congrats.
![9781784780401-35d961c1f3e3af20ab8ad2edc9a7d143[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Bn6NDkI.jpg "9781784780401-35d961c1f3e3af20ab8ad2edc9a7d143[1].jpg")
>>52763320
got this for christmas so going to read it next
>>52763309
5'9" 11.6st
>>52763335
Same
Love to print them off to read on the tube
>>52763338
>artificially constructed notions of time
it's called sunlight you daft twat
getting up now is wasteman-tier
apparently almost everyone in this general is over six feet hmm
>>52763361
Cheers pal
I may move out next year, but I could just save up some money instead
>>52763320
The Tanks - The History of The Royal Tank Regiment and it's predecessors Heavy Branch Machine Gun Corps,Tank Corps & Royal Tank Corps 1914 1945 ;
>>52763320
HAH
>>52763320
The Letters of Abelard and Heloise
>my life is dictated by an inanimate celestial object
>>52763396
a fully grown adult male should be at least 6'0 you pinocchio looking cunt
>>52763320
why is he pretending to be Camus
Road to Serfdom
Lord Jim
C O N R A D
O
N
R
A
D
>>52763396
i am
>>52763271
>smite me oh mighty smiter
>>52763396
we all have over six inch willies too
>>52763074
sure you are Janny
>>52763320
>>52763398
Save your cash lad, there's no rush to move out, rent is a huge scam
Why blow like 10 grand of it on shit when you can just save it and then in a few years whack it on a house and rent it out or just move in yourself.
>>52763320
>>52763425
>Converted to Christianity on his deathbed
>Literally having you ideology cucked
>eat shit food and drink too much
>throw up that night
are the bulimics on to something, does it stop you getting fat?
>>52763396
Everyone on 4chan is 6'3 master race and have a 20 cm dick. Those polls are probably the absolute worst to get a real answer in
been a long time since you looked into my eyes
>>52763447
why did you censor the rest of the card
>>52763320
The invention of nature
committing a crime
>>52763464
Shh, they must not know.
>>52763309
BMI is a poor reference point to be honest, there are so many other mitigating factors, "healthy" weights can be much higher than that scale suggests. Most powerlifters are classed as heavily obese, haha
>>52763330
I'm 22, and yeah.
>>52763471
Yes, and it stops you from getting hangover, not worth it in my opinion though.
>>52763492
don't want you to know i'm actually female 2bh
>>52763320
>>52763480
TFW still meet these criteria but I'm abnormie KV
>>52763526
BMI is for normal people твн
>>52763526
did you take sterons?
>>52763572
yeah, ok bozo.
>I am as myself within the active ability to remark to both my conscience and the conscience of others my cosmic relevance in a biological environment
>>52763526
being a huge steroid using beefcake isn't much healthier than being obese though
>still no NYE plans
hehe I'm sure that invite is coming any day now
>>52763572
That would be literally impossible
>>52763622
just post on /int/ desu lad
>>52763595
errr.. in ENGLISH please Einstein?
Fucking hate the north 2bh
alri la s <3
Just ate 5 packets of salt and vinegar crisps lads
>>52763622
i really should be setting up my NYE kiss right now but just cannot summon the energy
might stop wanking
>>52763622
with digits like these I wouldn't bother leaving my room anyway
>>52763629
>>52763594
I wish it was :(
Willy smells
>>52763419
do you actually want to join the army or are you just autistic
>>52763676
ayy nurse
who dis honkey ass
>>52763691
do a clean on it
>>52763698
oh my
Fucking hell lads. Sub-human.
http://www.nytimes.com/video/world/asia/100000004108808/the-killing-of-farkhunda.html
>>52763728
Mark Hamilton
Lads how many people did you make out with on last NYE?
Mine was about 8ish (both genders).
>>52763698
Daisy Portman
>>52763755
>>52763755
Zero (0) [none] {null}
>>52763643
my parents will think I'm a loser
>>52763698
doing a sick
>>52763749
obviously you mong
>>52763583
Definitely. Once you hit the gym and build muscle, it really throws BMI out the window.
>>52763593
>>52763614
Most powerlifters can't touch their toes, so I'd agree there. They're not "fit", I do athletics and yoga so I maintain all round fitness, I run marathons every so often, but to be honest I fucking hate running.Fucked my back a while back when I was a teenager squatting with shirty form, so that taught me a lesson about the need for a more balanced routine
I don't take steroids, but I know a fair few that do. They are much more common than you would think
what's the best book you ever read lads
I'm between Anna Karenina, Youth by Conrad or Portrait of the Artist by Joyce
wbu
>>52763755
none 2bh
plans have officially fallen through for this year. I'm absolutely gutted rn and I'm pretty sad hahaha. I cannot be at home on nye.
>>52763755
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>>52763755
FOTNT
>>52763827
the koran
>>52763827
the ending of Anna Karenina was the most beautiful thing I've ever read 2bh
>I cannot be at home on nye
If this applies to you please see yourself out, cheers.
>>52763817
don't think cuz you got a bit of muscle i won't smack your lips clean off lmao
lads you seen the admin of God Save Our Gracious Meme?
looks a right batty Tbh, sort of put me off the page. Weird to think a 30 something year old bloke is browsing brit/pol/ and /brit/ for memes
>>52763767
>>52763786
>>52763835
You can fix that lads by simply not being in the house and being close by to people.
Don't be on /brit/ this NYE.
>>52763830
Don't worry la
I'm sure you'll find someone.
>>52763874
cant remember innit
where Levin finds faith?
>>52763918
>being close by to people
what people
>>52763918
a random girl will just turn to you and want to kiss you on NYE?
>>52763919
yeah where he finally has his epiphany as to what to believe after working with the peasants
>>52763897
brit/pol/ had some propper old people when it was active.
how do you find that irish weather video? i keep ending up looking at irish weather forecasts
>>52763890
FOAT
can't wait for the normies to arrange something for new years lads!
best dark net market lads? is agora back?
>>52763896
People start on me all the time, unprovoked too. No idea why, it's like they get hammered and pick a fight with the biggest guy they can see to impress the girls
>>52763988
plans already sorted x
>>52763919
>>52763874
>>52763830
>>52763788
>>52763965
IT IS 1 O CLOCK IN THE MORNING GO TO BED RIGHT NOW
>>52763962
Any people at a party lad.
>>52763964
Yes lad.
Everyone looks for someone to kiss on NYE.
>>52763966
yeah but look at him la
https://www.fb.com/godsaveourgraciousmeme/videos/1060079920679887/
>>52763918
hope so
might start going for long shots to get something arranged. not looking good though.
>>52764018
I don't believe this
>>52763745
for fuck's sake. so glad I live in a developed first world country. I'm pretty left leaning but islam as a religion should cease to exist. there are plenty of peaceful integrated muslims out there that pose no threat but incidents like this prove that islam is totally incompatible with western civilisation.
>>52763755
one (my gf at the time)
>>52764018
>implying I get invited to parties
>>52763998
i get this too as a big lad lmao, it's called small man syndrome
>>52763965
might reread - I remember enjoying it I just cant remember why
I have war and peace and resurrection sitting there calling me a cunt but i cannot be bothered reading it tbhl
>>52763755
I kissed a girl on the cheek
cause she was a lesbian
:(
this an alright look? going out for a few drinks
>>52764021
haha what an actually fucking madman
>>52762969
5'10 72kg
>spending christmas on /brit/
>spending NYE on /brit/
Metella est in atrium
why are so many people going to new york
>>52764034
every girl wants to kiss someone at midnight but they already have their alpha males
t. went to a party last NYE, still didn't kiss anyone at all that night
>>52764060
>that hair
>>52764018
this does not happen
>>52764080
>>52764060
tuck yer shirt in en go to another barber you'll scrub up well i reckon
>>52763419
Y-Yukari...is that you?
>>52764095
Isn't it depressing to see so many happy people and you are on your own
>>52764080
Who is this guy that keep sgetting posted and why do people hate him?
>>52764049
yer currently rereading crime and punishment and having fun doing so haha
>>52764047
Awkward as fuck mate
I either ignore them and look like a wuss or lamp them and look like a psychopath
>>52764060
alri jedward
>>52764060
>le dapper casual blazer
>that watch
>that hair
nah senpai.
>>52764080
>>52764060
cheeky nandos/work at an audi dealership on commission core
>>52763817
How are you 120kg without having taken steroids at one point in your life?
>Kotor shitposting in /v/
Every time that games goes on sale ffs
>>52764137
total biscuit ? who else is posting him?
>>52762572
the full text is only 18,000 words
>>52764030
Do it now!
>>52764034
It is true lad, seriously.
>>52764044
Good lad being faithful.
>>52764045
Then just go to a bar or town square and join in with people.
>>52764057
Still better then nothing, right?
>>52764114
Yes it does.
>>52764095 also agrees.
But don't give up lad!
>>52763320
Been writing my own book tbqh.
>>52764171
these excerpts are about 20 pages
>>52764136
not really just get absolutely leathered and not think about it
>>52764137
he talks about video games on youtube mainly about how they run on pc's and option menus. pretty boring
british people tend to dislike him because he puts on a cheesy over the top radio voice and wears a top hat like a nob - think he toned that stuff down a bit tho
>>52764191
what's it about
>>52764189
hopefully i kiss this girl i like
if shes actually about
if not some other girl will do
need to make sure it's not a oneitis haha.
>>52764140
Crime and Punishment made me depressed and ill for a few weeks after reading it kek
had to stop half way through - don't think I'll read any more Dostoevsky
>>52764207
I'm a depressed drunk
>>52764137
Videogame YouTuber Total Biscuit
He's had cancer twice and is going to die :(
>>52764189
it's 1am. I'll start to plan tomorrow regarding it. Its not like I can delay it, I'm getting depressed thinking about being at home on nye.
>>52762969
5'11 76kg
>>52764189
adding to what this lad said, most importantly just remember to be yourselves and act confidently! :)
>>52764210
Pulpy adventure set in 1960s Europe. Main characters are an Interpol officer and thief.
going to a party with a girl I matched on tinder with tomorrow lads
reckon I can swing it
>>52764163
Several years of powerlifting and eating a metric fuck tonne. I eat a meal every 2 hours when I'm in training mode.
sup bitches
>>52764224
Lad the best piece of advice I know is that you shouldn't go with expectations, only leads to disappointment.
Women can smell desperation.
>>52764265
Burn in the oven kike.
