i'm going to die alone edition
brendan fraser
ireland
nth for fuck you
http://thetab.com/2015/12/12/bombs-are-dropping-while-youre-shopping-oxford-street-syria-protest-65363
>Islamic state oilfields
>innocent civilians
>>52760198
Good post.
Kpop
>>52760214
>>52760230
>>52760238
>>52760205
>>52760198
>>52760183
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T61E8A5wPi
big boobies
*cracks open a bear*
Well it is a bank holiday haha ;)
69th for ur mum lmao
>>52760260
*calls the RSPCA*
Bad lad
kpop t͏bh fa͏m
OI OI
Manga
about to utilise this
>>52760247
>mfw
>>52760297
excellent post
British people are like fish and chips: practical, down-to-earth, and welcoming.
Too bad that we will be considered to be worse than Muslims, because crazier-than-Muslims Christian shit-tier attitudes in public.
We will accept HM Queen Elizabeth II as our queen. Please colonize Korea, British people!
Rule Britannia!
>>52760309
good lad
>tfw still haven't accepted living
>>52760242
>>52760298
more like kpoop t,bh
getting hungry
Finished the first draft of my sci-fi novel lads, think it's actually quite good and I'm really proud of myself. :)
>>52760332
Joining The Commonwealth is the only practical solution I see to end the Korean War
>tfw 4chan qt thinks you're 10/10
I know I'm nowhere near that, but best feeling ever :)
>>52760332
Send your finest waifu first.
Also do you know if they released https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIdV4KQFPfs as a digital single la? I know they did for the previous SBS gayos.
>>52760366
pics
me on the right.
>>52760230
has there been any confirmed civilian causalities yet?
>why yes, I do spend a good 2 hours in the morning making my authentic scottish porridge on the hob. as if an intelligent, nihilistic individual with a wicked sense of humour such as myself would stoop so low as to use the microwave for meal preparation. *downvotes your post*
>>52760376
>>52760366
congrats :D
did you meet her on /soc/
>>52760376
>>52760394
yep deffo 10/10
>>52760332
Yes but pls produce more Korean dudes who make stuff like this, can't get enough of these torsos desu
Decent and fun story too
>>52760309
Tried this but as soon as I stuck my willy in it the sponges pressed against the side of the glass and didn't reinflate so the hole was too wide.
Shit desu.
Fucking hell everything is more expensive at the motorway services
>>52760387
They have no obligation to disclose civilian deaths so no one knows.
>>52760397
maybe f@m
>playing multiplayer
>get annoyed with some faggot with 97 at the end of his name
>"underage fag shouldn't even be playing this game"
>remember it's not 2010 anymore and people born in 97 aren't 12/13 anymore
Where did the time go?
very small chance I will have sex tomorrow lads
almost infinitesimal
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qVRIMGWcqV
>>52760418
fine as fuck m8
>>52760425
i was born in 97
Found OP's diary lads
>>52760421
wow so mysterious, we're all very intrigued right now
>>52760441
fuck off yank
ROOOO
>>52760441
lol what happened
HE ATE THEM ALL
>>52760415
depressing places, full of gutter-plebs stocking up on crisps and coke. S M H even some sort of low-end gambling place in some of them with loads of fruit machines.
>>52760424
haha I only meet 8 of those 9 criteria get fucked
just got some free cash from asda
had a dream where I was riding my bike down a motorway last night
>>52760459
b urself la
>>52760435
apex kek
>>52760424
What's this? Autism test?
>>52760471
I just got a coffee desu, but my wallet isn't happy.
Makes my eyes water. On top of that they have the bare-arsed CHEEK to jack up petrol prices
>>52760450
>tfw she's in the usa
just
>>52760435
Was just down the shops paying for a few bits and the lady asked if I wanted any cash, I was a bit taken a back, but asked for £200 and she just gave it to me lmao. Not sure whats going on but I might go back for more in a bit.
Has anyone here grown a trichocereus pachanoi (cactus) before?
>>52760527
WHAT SHOP???
PLEASE RESPOND
>>52760507
Schizoid Personality Disorder
I meet all but the last criteria and I imagine about 59% of guys here do too
>>52760527
Cashback you turd
>>52760459
i enjoyed this gif
do you mind if i save it?
>>52760539
No, fuck your cactus.
>>52760435
I'll have some
me at work with my dad
>>52760480
Had a dream where I did kung fu with Jim Carrey and there was a chicken called Ms. Chicken that made so much money every year and had such a high net worth that it was kidnapped by sky pirates. Had to go rescue it by posing as a band that did weddings and parties. Jim almost blew our cover when he refused to sing because of a long-standing feud with Whitney Houston but I took over in time to allay suspicion.
having a hunt
>>52760555
same, god damn
>>52760473
Don't worry, you only need 4
>>52760568
cara thinks ur gay btw
>>52760424
>tfw all of them
>>52760604
this desu
>>52760424
Joke's on you. I only experience 4 of these.
>>52760604
Why can't you cease defiling things with spiders?
>>52760424
what is this for
I meet many requirements.
>>52760600
fuck
>>52760424
3/9
what's this
>>52760424
Literally none
I'm not saying I'm a normie
But I'm almost there
>>52760604
Implying cara is no ugly jew
>>52760642
>I'm not saying I'm a normie
you are though
>>52760655
Fuck sake. How is not falling to peer pressure indicative of schizo shit?
>I read the Guardian
>I am left-wing
>We must help those poor refugees in Calais
>Having borders and border control is racist
>Flying the English flag is racist
>tfw you will never be successful
>>52760640
>>52760635
Dummkopf >>52760555
haha just thought i'd pop in lads, that alri?
now, you haven't been worshipping talos have ya? haha don't panic i know you haven't, just doing a check up to be safe, yeah? ;)
>>52760670
>implying germany will exist in a hundred years from now
>>52760555
I meet about 70% of what's on their.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVcVSEa_Ooo
>>52760692
haha loser
>>52760698
i'm like 100%
someone give me a fucking medal
>tfw actually met Cara in passing and she seemed like a twat
>>52760694
Never should have come here
Got a Kindle for Crimbo lads, easily one of the best pressies I've ever received.
>>52760685
It's interesting that you see it as peer pressure
hey guys, who else here has is trying to reach enlightenment from consuming the wisdom of psychedelics such as LSD or m'shrooms?
>>52760727
>back tomorrow with more things that never happened folks
>>52760435
>>52760670
bae
Law and Order was more fun when New York was a shithole.
9/11 ruined everything
>>52760693
oh shit I'm one away from this disease
on the edge lads
>>52760391
colour me surprised a micropleb doesn't know how to cook porridge on the hob
explains so much
>>52760762
I did happen, met her at a photoshoot for a magazine my m8 was doing an internship with, she seemed very sweet with the magazine's staff but her own PA she treated like shite. Very false.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450977911116.webm
me and the lads
>>52760789
>disease
Well you've got something that's for sure
>>52760727
>she seemed like a twat
So, just like everyone else then
>>52760727
>met Cara in passing
even if it was true how is this meeting someone
>>52760820
I suppose, down South. Where I'm from though, up North, we're all quite nice to each other and not twats at all.
>tfw those early days when you meet a gril and worry whether she has a boyfriend or not
ffs lads first hurdle is her not having one, then making her like me comes next :s
>>52760843
Basically just nodded hello to her but I got to watch her from a distance for a bit.
>>52760867
>up North, we're all quite nice to each other and not twats at all.
Maybe in your dreams pal
>>52760816
literally me and the squad in the club
>>52760819
wahey
>>52760867
>the North
kimbra
>tfw trying to flirt with a 21 yr old on tinder
>i'm 18
it's not going to work out is it lads
>tfw u nut but she still succin'
>>52760867
>where I'm from everyone is nice
>in this other place everyone is nasty
mm yes
>>52760867
>Where I'm from though, up North,
>>52760926
nah you'll be right
>>52760796
t. Dudley Dursedly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8KQmps-Sog
hehe
>>52760917
Don't really get it, what's so funny about the North?
>Where I'm from though, up North, we build on flood plains, ah yes excellent plan
>>52760921
why am I seeing kimbra everywhere on /int/ all of a sudden, she's been around for years
@52760931
fuck off
Bacon butty for lunch. Don't even care if I get cancer.
just read 19 pages of a book without stopping
>>52760893
uhh... so what? she didn't nod back to you? i wouldn't nod back to you either, nonce. in fact, if i ever saw you nod in my general direction i'd gutter stomp you in a heartbeat kid.
well...how does that make you feel? hmm..??
>>52760981
>what's so funny about the North?
>>52760754
The social norms of a 21 year old here is drinking, drugs, clubs and trying to bang slags. Not doing that is schizo? Fuck away off.
>>52760756
I'm pretty sure my 3rd eye opened fully on christmas day. It was approximately my 25th acid trip but my first in 7 months, I could see through my forehead.
get in my way and I will crush you
this seems like an excellent place to build my home - a man's house is his castle after all!
>>52761021
not even for air?
very impressive
>>52761056
>fuck away off
Do people actually say this?
>>52761032
She sort of flashed back a smile, lasted like a second. But I get it, if you're famous you get a lot of people coming up to you, must be annoying.
But the way she treated her agent/PA or whatever she was was weird, she was really curt and cunty to her.
>ey'up petal am just off down t' pob wih lads, donh wait op fer us, i'll geh night boat home
>>52761000
are you? I just felt like posting a random girl 2bh I've never seen her posted here before
>tfw you realise that Europeans hate us because we're more libertarian, right-wing, and won't join them in their soft cuddly multiculti hugbox of open borders where national pride scares them.
>tfw we're literally the Yanks of Europe.
And never have I been more proud.
Europe is fucked lads. The EU won't fall. If we don't get out they'll just drag us down with them.
>>52761125
good post
>>52761104
ta for your analysis there perez x
In less then 24 hours i will be on a plane to Japan for just over two weeks. This may result in a drop of quality anime posting, however i hope that everyone can come together and really make brit a better place. A safe space for anime.
I will try and post throughout and keep you lads updated.
>>52761125
Leeds city centre right now.
>Charles Kennedy died this year
Fucking hell I completely forgot
>Two great politicians, Douglas Alexander and Charles Kennedy got unseated because of crying Scottish people
Wew
>>52760756
Shot green lasers from my fingers,does that count?
>>52761160
i hope isis bombs your plane
>>52761160
fuck off weeb
>>52761141
oh that's weird, some american lad was posting pics of her yesterday
>>52761163
Anywhere in Ireland been hit or has it just fucked up the West coast of UK only?
>nutted
>she still suckin'
>>52761145
he needs more katana
>>52761160
what's the occasion lad? just off on a jolly? I really want to go but I've got no Ps
>>52761160
enjoy your trip
>>52761145
>we're more libertarian, right-wing
he says while english unis are massive sjw shitholes
What you have for lunch lads? Beans on toast here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgNDao7m41M
>>52761160
If there is a god your plane will get hijacked and leave you on a remote African island so you can't shitpost here ever again
Now fuck off you autistic prick.
Can't wait for you t get to Japan and hate it
>>52761226
Hope there was some mature cheddar on top la!
Chilli con carne for me haha!
>>52761226
greggs if its open
>>52761067
I know it all. I am it all. It just is. That's all there is. Oh yes
>>52761255
racist
https://twitter.com/socialistloser/status/681466916054134784
>>52761226
Just used my free McDonalds vouchers for a meal
work tomorrow
>>52761212
I am going with my fellow poster, you may know him as Mugilad, it started as a trip to the K-on school, but is now a full extended adventure to Japan.
>>52761216
thanks lad.
>>52761243
I already know i will like Japan for the aesthetics.
gming lads
I've got £65 to spend in M&S because a jumper my Gran got me doesn't fit at all so I'm taking it back.
Find things I can buy for that amount. So far I have this decent mug. Might get some candles as well but beyond that I need ideas.
>>52761210
if you travelled outside your council estate you would see old blokes dressed like that
>>52761255
By is Greggs so adored? it's just bland, greasy shite.
>>52761248
No i didn't m8!! crossed my mind though.
>>52761294
where are you going to go? what cities?
>>52761306
a jumper that fits
>>52761306
food shopping 2bqh
>>52761306
Does it work for food too?
They have some lovely cookies, I'd get some of them, a few smoothies, a few cups, some ties, some aftershave and some gimmicky stuff like candles and fancy pens
>Gran spent 65 quid on a jumper for you
that's genuinely very sweet either way
>>52761306
luxury food m8
>>52761193
fucking yanks
first marina now this
Just woke up and threw up
shitfaced on my own again last night
>>52761309
it's a meme like nandos.
>>52761333
Tokyo with Yokohama new years eve, for half, and Kyoto with trips to Osaka for other half.
>>52761309
>he's never had a Greggs oval bite
>he's never had a Greggs baguette
>he's never had a Greggs bloomer
gas yourself
>>52761375
wew lad, not good.
>>52761294
Wait,
are two people from brit who spam anime unironically meeting up to go to Japan?
What the fuck
>tfw even weebs can make friends and have a lads holiay and you can't
How do you even afford it when you sit and shitpost anime all day?
>>52761375
were you the anon who thought /cum/ was /brit/ for a while?
Hey, I love you.
Don't know you, don't care. If you woke up today, smiled at least once, and tried the best you could to take the first step out of bed, fuck yeah; you do you, and I'm going to love you for it.
Here's to the triers. Keep on keepin on.
>>52761308
Not from up north mate, the council estates around my area went private years ago, and no only retired Italian barbers dress like that.
>>52761389
>lads holi(d)ay
dunno if they will be having a lads holiday, lad
>>52761382
like the opposite direction of what i'm planning on doing then desu
>>52761354
I don't want to spend £65 on a jumper; that's a waste.
>>52761355
>>52761362
>>52761364
Not entirely sure if I'm allowed to use the value for food to be quite honest. Looking at the alcohol section anyway.
>>52761399
still laughing at that
>>52761219
1) Universities always were left-wing run by out of touch idealistic academics
2) The left has successfully identified the youth and education as being their key to a monopoly in the future and we're seeing the aftermath.
>>52761306
>tfw the only m&s thing i've ever had were weird raising things with waaay too much sugar
don't know how anyone could eat those
>>52761414
>I don't want to spend £65 on a jumper; that's a waste.
Wow, your nan is going to be gutted
>>52761389
Ok i unironically mad the money working part time at ASDA, but the non meme thing is i'm on a gap year. we are both unilads.
>>52761409
staying in capsule hotel for 3 days over new years because everything was expensive, going to be very interesting lmao.
>>52761414
b-but she wanted you to have a jumper for the cold
are you going to let your nan down
>Tfw Asda offered me £3k cashback an I bought a car but now it's come out of my bank and they won't refund me
>>52761399
yes
>>52760926
When I was 17/18 I was shagging a 25/26 year old with a master's degree. She wanted me to settle down with her but I said no
I'm 21 now and one of the girls I'm shagging is 28. I should have stuck with the former one. I miss her. Was awkward when she introduced me to her parents, her dad asked me if I'd just finished uni and I told him I was still doing my A levels
>>52761452
kek I was going to do that too to save a bit of money
let me know how it goes haha
>>52761452
Have fun lad, you finished uni or just taking a break in between?
Unironically wish I took a break in the middle of uni
>>52761489
FONT
>>52761444
>>52761458
I'm quite sure my Gran would rather I got some shit I wanted rather than a jumper that doesn't come close to fitting.
>>52761442
>he's never had Percy Pigs®
Don't know what you're missing, la'.
>>52761510
break before i start masters degree.
>>52761498
unless i sperg out over the shared showers and stuff it should be fun.
>>52761524
literally the same thing
WOMEEEEEEN
IN UNIFORM
>>52761548
>break before i start masters degree.
Fair enough lad
Good luck and have fun
>>52761524
>I'm quite sure my Gran would rather I got some shit I wanted rather than a jumper that doesn't come close to fitting.
Get the same jumper but in the right size
Unless you hate your gran
Why do I even try?
I'm just ugly
>>52761294
>i am going with my fellow poster
so on your own then lmao
have fun though lad
got work later, cba lads
>>52761589
>glad you finally came out with us
They always say this and then spend the rest of the night avoiding you like the plague.
what size jeans do you wear? 32W 31L here.
>>52761625
>manlets
>>52761601
>Starting first proper full time job of my life in less than a week
Kill me mate.
>>52761625
36 34
>>52761625
32W 34L
>>52761625
L O N D O N
>>52761294
wait so you and poogilad are going away together? have you two even met before this is going to be so funny
so much concentrated autism
>>52761610
>Haha, look who came out of their cave!
>>52761633
how tall do you reckon i am?
>>52761625
Anything above a 30w is just composed of fat for 95% of men
>>52761452
>Only 3 days.
Lad, book some time off and take 2 weeks.
Food is cheap. In Korea people don't have kitchens at uni, they eat out every single day and it costs pennies.
3 days you'll barely be over the jetlag.
reminder that 2016 is defo going to be the year
>>52761625
32W 34L
6'5
>>52761668
between 5 9 and 5 11
>>52761672
extreme manlet detected
>>52761625
I wear a 35w but I have a v taper, I guess all the deadlifts just made my core thick
>>52761625
36W (buy 38/40 and wear a belt though)
40L
Oh ma god more posh Tory shites getting angry with me for saying they should be ripped apart by hounds ffs
>>52761661
we know each-other a bit yes, its a shame i did not really know the Azusa poster as i would have invited him.
>>52761683
3 nights in a capsule 15 overall lad.
>>52761625
32 32 because its really easy to get and i can just cuff
32 31 if the option is there
>tfw 5'11
still listening to dad rock
>tfw you will never go to a aerosmith concert
^^^^ fuck the nonce above me ^^^^
>>52761625
30W 34L masterrace
>>52761732
i saw them a few years ago at a festival, bit shit
>>52761696
6'0" on the dot. have a long torso and short legs, with long monkey arms. nothing really ever fits properly.
>>52761756
i meant in their prime tbf
>>52761711
>40L
lmfao fucking manlet on stilts trying to meme
I'm 6'6" and still only wear 34/36L
>>52761727
so how much you bringing?
>>52761767
I'm fat, the legs are too tight on the right length so I turn them up
>when all his clothes aren't tailored
>>52761761
>short legs
kill yourself and take your shit genes with you
>>52761685
>>52761700
Even at 6ft, 36" waist is due to fat
>>52761789
are you going with him
W36in L34in :^|
>>52761789
idk budgeted about 1800 overall.
