I'm bored.
Ask me anything.
>>52759478
sup
>>52759501
Greetings.
>>52759478
Suck my dick?
>>52759478
Where do flies go to sleep at night?
>>52759543
You don't have one, woman.
>>52759547
They only sleep if it's cold enough, usually on leaves and such.
>>52759478
Why was Ringo never quite as good as Paul? He's got good song writing ability, I just can't put my finger on what makes Paul so much better.
>>52759478
when will azerbaijan fulfill its destiny and unite with kazakhstan?
>>52759668
Cos drummers are dumb, m8. Just accept it.
>>52759669
When USSR 2.0 happens.
Also, we await you too.
>>52759478
Once there was a river, now theres a stone.
why?
>>52759709
pls no
>>52759713
Dam
best way of executing homos?
>>52759761
put them in front of your mother, they die from her weight
>>52759478
How do information systems help businesses use synergies, core competencies, and network-based strategies to achieve competitive advantage?
>>52759713
Because everything has a beginning and the end, except for my dick, which is endless.
>>52759724
Just relax and enjoy.
>>52759761
Burying in soil alive. Their convulsions loosen the hard soil and their corpses fertilize it.
>>52759780
It doesen't.
Because information is too ingrained with disinformation now, so it's more reliable to spread false information and be the only one who knows correct one.
>>52759478
Bratukha kak zhitukha?
Has Azerbaijan become poorer because of the crisis in Russia?
Where can I find these people in Azerbaijan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gIBfPWUetQ
>>52759865
Can you cry under water?
>>52759875
>Has Azerbaijan become poorer because of the crisis in Russia?
Nah, but they switched to floating exchange rate lately and currency really fell. Now foreign brands getting their businesses out and local brands are getting huge profits.
>>52759929
Baku villages. 99% of them is from there.
Also, have my favourite one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGWONbsE98Q
>>52759980
Of course. Eye secrets work perfectly fine in water.
>>52759478
>mfw I understand that
Can you solve this one?
>quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur
and a bonus hard mode
>fugas chrustas
>>52759865
Why do we pay to get to the top of tall buildings, then pay to use binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>>52760021
No idea m8.
I only know phrase at OP because of Pratchett, I don't understand anything at Latin.
>>52760022
Because field of vision broadens.
>>52760020
> Now foreign brands getting their businesses out and local brands are getting huge profits.
Same shit is happening in Russia atm.
TOЛЬКO BЫЙГPAЛИ
>>52760072
What are Dreams?
>>52760021
>>52760047
it's Hobbes you cretins
>>52760072
Why does time exist?
>>52760137
Piss off wanker I don't care about your bullshit
>>52760084
Actually, in our case it only serves financial elite, while 95% suffers. So it's not as good as it seems at first.
>>52760098
A drug that was popular in my uni days.
Causes relax, ephoria and severe loss of self-preservation instincts.
>>52760137
It's from "Among the asses" by Plautus, centuries before Hobbes, you retard.
>>52760153
So clocks would work and swiss get rich.
>>52760195
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
>>52760221
Kill the animal and cook it using endangered plant as a filling.
>>52759478
why is armenia such a weak and powerless country
>>52760265
They wasn't smart enough to place their country in coast.
How is Ilham Aliyev perceived by you and your countrymen? Is he popular?
>>52760265
Because they're gypsies.
>>52760316
Here people are very pragmatical, so if he suddenly gets lost and another one get in his place, no one would care. As long as tea and sigarettes are cheap.
>>52760318
And don't insult gypsies pls.
Is Azerbaijan corrupt?
>>52760591
Yesterday I got fined for 600 AZN for driving on red light. Gave the policeman a 300 and got away without a record :D
Another bump.
What is your religious affiliation and how do you feel about the various religions in your country?
>>52760833
>What is your religious affiliation
None.
>how do you feel about the various religions in your country?
I think various religious organiations and places must prove existance of god before some kind of special commision. If they can't, they must be arrested for fraud.
Another shameless self-bump.
>>52759478
U up?
>>52761129
Yep.
>>52761087
>60-80%
this is fake
>>52761171
Sorry, my illegitimate friend.
>>52761147
Netflix n chill?
Lenin is your national hero, yes? Liberated from empire, etc.
>>52761224
More like slacking at work and tea.
>>52761281
>Liberated from empire
Google Azerbaijan Democratic Republic.
>Lenin is your national hero, yes?
"No".
>>52761322
Stalin should be. Remember Azerbaijan People's Government?
Lenin was pan-Turkic as fuark, he thought Ataturk will went FULL COMMUNISM. that's why he gave you a lot of Armenian land, they disdained their traditional Greek allies for Turkey, etc
>>52761370
>Stalin should be.
Are we living in opposite worlds?
>that's why he gave you a lot of Armenian land
Pic related, our map before becoming soviets...
do you/Azerbaijanis hate Armenia/Armenians?
what happens in the enclave?
>>52761539
I kinda don't give a fuck about all that stuff, m8.
>what happens in the enclave?
Ever heard stereotypes about murrican rednecks?
Imagine that x10.
Last self-bump
>>52761695
are you the married azeri?
>>52761771
Yep.
Qaqa paqon priznavat eliyirsen?
>>52761915
3 ulduzdan ashagi yox.
>>52761855
do u have kids
>>52761951
Ay seni decel
>>52761915
>>52761951
hahah. amk. salam, kamil
>>52762465
Neynirsiz burda siz?
>>52762378
Only one.
>>52762465
Salam.
>>52762566
Xurma qurudurug.
>>52762465
>>52762566
Indi buranin palajenyasina azeriler baxir
>>52762620
>>52762600
Nece yasiniz var?
>>52762620
Burda palageniya olsaydi burasi cennet olardi.
>>52762651
30 olacaq.
/az/ shitposters united edition
>>52762651
9000
Armenian genocide when brother?
>>52762689
Soon.
>>52762680
wow. Denizde isleyirdin sen?
>>52762685
Anime fag
>>52762735
>>52762689
After new year desu.
>>52762735
Aha.
>>52762651
18
>>52762680
Agsaqqal yol verim oturursuz?
>>52762810
Farid, harda qalirsan ?
>>52762735
New name
>>52762810
Eskiy olmayasan, bacioglu :D
>>52762908
Oz dilinde danis anksfabkf
>>52762852
Bakida, papanin.
>>52762949
>Doesn't think in English subconsciously.
Fərqinə varmadım.
>>52762972
Bileceri :/
>>52760318
Subhanallah.
>>52763091
allahu akbar my armenian friend :D
What does Asala stand for?
>>52763143
Indeed, He is.
>>52763226
>Armenian Secret Army for the Liberation of Armenia
>>52763143
One thing I never understood, who is Akbar and what he has to do with Allah?
Molla expelled me from mosque when I asked this...
>>52761087
>Illegitimatugal
>>52763327
Molladan sorusma Əkbərdən soruş.
Görəsən nə vaxtsa /pol/dan /int/ə gəlsəm, Kamili keçib daha çox shitpost edə bilərəm ? :/
>>52763327
>Molla expelled me from mosque when I asked this...
Can god create an object which his own power can't move it?
>>52763605
ərgən sualları soruşmusan da :D
>>52763605
Which god?
If Loki, than no, if Heimdallr, then yes.
>>52763708
Sən də ad qoy məncə
ITT Kamil şizofren olup kendi kendine konuşuyor
>>52763653
>Ciddiliklə soruşduğumu eyham edir
Mənim yazdıqlarımın 60%-i sarkazmdı.
>>52763797
more liek the roaches are multiplying
>>52763780
Aerice bişey yazsana, okumaya çalışacam
>>52763981
Nə haqqında yazım ?
>>52763976
bu da qəmişdi də :D
>>52763797
Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae, my brother.
>>52763956
sən get yəni, fake kamil
>>52763976
Sana Türkçe okumak yasak
>>52764025
ne bilem yaz kafana göre
>>52759478
should i ask this girl out on facebook or just wait til she shows up again in the near future then try and kiss her or something
alam Gödvərənlər,
Mənim adım İlhəm mən sizin hər birizdəen nifrət edirəm. Siz bütün gün axmaq göt şəkillərə baxaraq gəcirən, geri qalan, xayati yox olan qimsələrsiz. Siz dünyada pis olan hər şəysiz. Sözün düzü, siz heç bir pişik kazanılmış hər hansı var? deyirəm ki, mən, çünki öz üzrlü insanların əyləncə edilməsi sizin etibarsızlınız, ancaq bütün bunlar bir tam yeni səviyyəyə edir. Bu facebook resimleri ilen onanizmden daha pisdir.
Utancaq olmaq tələb olunur. Yalnız ən yaxşı atışızı mənə edib. Mən olduqca çox mükəmməlem. Mən futbol komandasının kapitanı və basketbol komandası başlanğıcı idim. Siz "çılpaq tərtib Yapon xalqına otuzbir çəkməktən" başqa nə idman oynamaq edirsiniz? Mən dərslərinin A almaq və tarpıltı isti qız yoldaş (O, yalnız mənə əsdi; Kahretsin cox şahanə idi) var. Siz yalnız özünüz öldürmək lazım olan bütün ibnəliq var. Dinləmək üçün təşəkkür edirik.
Şəkil Alaqalı: Men ve avrədım
>>52764026
Ancient Greeks > Romans
>>52764113
yaxşı, səncə kürdlər yeni dövlət quracaq? bu haqda nə fikirləşirsən?
>>52764206
Farklı anon here
Eğer Türkiye içindeki bütün Kürtlerin yeni kurulacak olan Kürdistana gideceğini bilse idim o Kürdistanı kendi ellerimle kurardım.Ama Batı Türkiyede yaşayan Kürtler buraları terk etmek niyetinde değiller.
>>52764100
I'm not even studying it, Mongol languages are just inherently much easier to grasp cuz their fist speakers weren't very intelligent. So I kinda can't help but understand some of it.
>>52764167
"No".
>>52764299
Batı Türkiyədə nə qədəri var ki? Konyada falan var mən bilən. O da iç anadolu deyil mi?
>>52764146
Qaqa zarafat eledi amma qoz qoyan olmadi
>>52764403
yemləməyin buları
>>52764342
:"(
>>52764343
Konyadaki Kürtler çok dindarlar onlar Müslümanız derler Kürtdüz Türküz demezler,herhangi bir olay çıkarsada Türklerin tarafını tutarlar.
Batı Türkiye,Kars,Ardahan ve Mersin Kürt istilası altında.Istanbulun en az %30'u Kürt şuan.
>>52764436
Romans had Nero.
You can't beat that.
>>52764863
But whole western culture is build on archivments of Ancient Greece.
Are you satisfied with the planned programs being implemented?
Why is Shia Islam the best Islam
İranlı Azeriler ile Azerbeycanlı Azeriler birbirlerini seviyor mu?
>>52765487
Best of the shit is still shit.
Fill in the blank: Armenia is _______
>>52765564
Nice said
>>52765598
our neighbor
>>52765598
A great country.
>>52765552
həri
>>52759478
Хyли вaм тyт нyжнo блять ?
>>52765848
>>52765891
Incorrect.
>>52765905
İrandaki Azerileri İranlıları daha çok seviyor diye duydum çünkü onlar daha çok Şia diye.Doğru mu?
>>52766300
Bəzilər, orda da çoxlu milliyətçilər var.Şiə olub da irana nifrət edənləri də çoxdu. amma iranlıları daha çox sevməklərini deməzdim.
Şəkildəkilər Traxtor futbol klubunun azərkeşləridi, Təbriz klubudu
>>52766437
Eyvallah,cevap için sağol.
Neden konuşma şekliniz bu kadar şirin
