ITT: we make up facts about countries that sound like they could be true
In Mongolia it's legal to kill a man if it's done on horseback
In America you are allowed to kill any first generation european immigrant on sight that doesn't abide the law instead of contacting the police
In the UK you need a license to watch TV.
>>52754821
in hue hue land fucking a whore is cheaper than buying a banana
>>52754821
>watch TV
In Bulgaria the secret police still regularly liquidate opponents of the political leadership
>>52754847
Wow you managed to destroy the friendly spirit ITT.
this guy is considered King of Memegium
In Sweden, incest is legal so long as it is part of the traditional culture of the family involved
In the Netherlands, people get a tax credit if they ride their bicycle more than 200 days per year, because it contributes to their 2020 greenhouse gas reduction targets.
Belgium has more serial killers per capita than all countries other than the USA
>>52754884
this is how we roll, second balkan war and all that jazz
also
in Sweden sex can be considered rape retroactively
There are no urinals in Sweden because Swedish men sit down when they pee
In rural austria people still shit in the corner of their living rooms and cover it up with dirt rather than use toilets
In the USA, police are instructed to kill rather than subdue any violent person.
In Germany, the government will pay you money if you bring forward Nazi memorabilia so that it may be destroyed
Tongan citizens are required by law to visit the graves of their relatives once a year.
The kids who don't salute the flag and refuse to do the pledge of allegiance in American schools often get detention until they finally break down and do it, and in some cases, they are expelled from school.
>>52755339
There is absolutely nothing wrong with this, dog bless the fake laws of the usa
In Sweden businesses have to pay an additional tax if their work is in a field where women or ethnic minorities are under represented.
Dried cow shit is getting more popular as a present to friends and relatives in India.
Oh, wait, this is real:
http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/cow-dung-patties-selling-hot-cakes-online-india-35969849
>>52754686
in norway, fjords have legal status as citizens and are counted in the population
In the United States, the Federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms (ATF) is regarded as one of the more well-liked and effective departments.
In the United Arab Emirates, the Royal families do not follow the same codes of law as the rest of the population.
>>52754686
in new zealand, shoes are illegal on saturdays
Finlands athletes don't use doping to achieve their results.
Finland is white
>>52754686
in turkmenistan, women are discouraged from having orgasms by the government
Approximately half of all Kyrgyz marriages include bride kidnapping
>>52755709
They're supposed to be made up facts.
>>52755736
it sounds just crazy enough to be untrue
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ala_kachuu
Kazakhstan is very nice
>>52755801
t. stole his wife
>>52754940
>in Sweden sex can be considered rape retroactively
In Sweden, a penis cannot enter a woman without permission from the Government
People eat avocado with sugar here.
Thailand has driven on the left-hand side since 1901, when King Rama V changed it in tribute of the passing of Queen Victoria, as well as coinciding with the world's first large-scale automobile factory in America.
Before that, carts were always droven on the north or east side, depending on the orientation of the road, but the king correctly predicted that the traditional system would be unwieldy with the increase in traffic that the automobile would bring.
>>52755558
Not believable lad. Burning up kids in a church will do that.
>>52756374
>church
>not paedophilic sex den of Sodom
In Canada untalented artists get an encouragement fund from the government which enables them to release their albums abroad.
>>52756391
Dead cult kids are still dead kids lad. The ATF has always been regarded as the dumber department.
In Sweden, the Government will soon pass a new law mandating all men wear skirts on Tuesday's, Thursday's, and Saturday's, as part of the Government's ongoing commitment to ensuring equality and cultural sensitivity among the general population.
>>52755617
Norwegians dominate skiing with superior skill rather than borderline doping such as asthma medication and a training budget the size of a small nation's GDP.
Norwegians weren't shit at skiing compared to Sweden and Finland before they started cheating/moneywhoring.
In Sweden it is illegal to arrest or accuse any immigrant of any wrongdoing.
In China you can have a second child, but you have to kill the first one.
In sweden le sjw and immigrant laws happen nd r real haha epic
>>52756579
you just revealed you know about crosscountry skiing
>>52756442
Thank god for that, wouldnt have had my Mac Demarco otherwise
>>52755576
uhh..
World record for living the longest without a head belongs to a Turkish man. He lived for 4 days, 6 hours, 3 minutes and 48 seconds.
Having fun in in Finland is prohibited.
>>52756771
And he actually won Miss Turkey 1975
It was "iceland" and not Norwegian settlers that wrote the sagas.
>>52756745
Thanks. It's a widely known fact Norway used to be irrelevant in crosd-country.
>>52755339
Actually true.
>>52756771
In Mexican, headache and phantom pain are described with the same word.
Crashing planes into towers is illegal in the state of New York.
14% of Estonia's GDP is contributed by Finns travelling there for cheap alcohol.
You allowed to kill and eat infants if there is russian media with camera near you.
Americans have a genetic abnormality, brought over by the first settlers, which makes them drunk after a single beer.
>>52757062
>You ARE allowed
Also Ukraine has most english enfluent people in the Europe.
>>52756910
was probably true 20 years ago
In sweden le sjw and immigrant laws happen nd r real haha epic
>>52757179
Ease up Sven.
>>52757194
uhh, no. my name is BIG BLACK NIGGER WITH GREEN COCK
haha
In Scotland if you live a sufficient distance from a major road or motorway, the government grants you money for hiking equipment
It's illegal to light fireworks near refugee camps in Germany because the refugees could get triggered.
>>52757231
haha
>>52757339
>tfw the left actually proposed this
Fuck this gay ass country
In Sweden, men are required to purchase a license before engaging in heterosexual relations with another woman.
In some parts of England it is legal to kill welsh people, if it's done with a longbow.
>>52757573
How do you even cope with being German in your everyday life?
>>52757964
I thought this was Highlanders, and only if they carry a bow themselves.
>>52758051
These are made up facts though Pierre.
As part of the Conservatives' new laws regulating the press it is now illegal to refer to the European Union in any nationwide publication as anything but "the bloody EU"
>>52754931
That would actually be pretty cool.
The government in Sweden subsidizes women who shelter niggers.
In the USA, single males aren't allowed in movie theaters in case they are domestic terrorists
In Swedish bookstores, books such as Mein Kampf, Mao's Little Red Book, and American Psycho are kept in a 'Confronting Literature' (konfrontera böcker) section and, there, are subcategorised by trigger warnings.
>>52754686
In India, pooping on the floors of the Taj Mahall will grant you nirvana,
In Germany, doing a hitler salute or uttering the words "sieg" and "heil" in the same sentence will get your a life sentence in maximum security jail.
>>52754875
that's just slavs in general.
In the USA there has to be at least 1 person singing the national anthem at all times or the country will fade out of existence
In USA a woman can accuse her husband of rape.
>>52759333
that's the case in all western countries
>>52759365
Thats a case even here, and in russia too.
In India realty prices go down if street where the house is located is added to designated shitting streets registry.
>>52759333
In Russia anyone can accuse anyone of extremism. %%пpивeтик%%
Ukraine is a real country
>>52759394
In Ukraine you are obliged to finish any replic with "Slava Ukraine!" and person you are talking with should start with "Heroyam slava!" otherwise you can go to jail.
In Sweden more males than females are raped annually.
In USA prisoners are encouraged to prostitute themselves to pay for their stay in prison.
Turkeys national animal is a Turkey
>>52759387
>designated shitting streets registry
also known as google maps ayy lmao
In the UK all newborns are given a birth spoon, with the exception of WW2 where spoons were confiscated and melted down to make aircraft components.
In Norway its cheaper to use bills than buy toiletpaper to wipe your arse.
Santa lives in Finland
In Austria it is required by law to drink disgusting beer and smoke at all times
alright, two of these are true
On average one American dies every year on black friday due to trample
Latvian language has been officially used only since 1750
Citizens of Zambia have highest English proficiency out of all non-English speaking African countries.
There hasn't been a single casualty due to radiation after Fukushima meltdown. The only person that died while managing the malfunctioning reactor was a worker crushed under a gantry.
80% of Russians believe in alien life form on earth.
In Finland polar bears were given refugee status during WW2, provided that they arrived through Finnish-Soviet border.
>>52759741
Prisoners in the US get billed for their stay in prison.
>>52759868
>Santa
*Satan
>>52759931
No, Satan lives in Hell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Norway
In Germany they considered making the techno version of Deutschlandlied as their official anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wo_drs6Ffw
In the Netherlands there are laws that state that a glass of beer must consist between 25-35% of foam. There are some local laws stating that the maximum size of a glass of beer can only be 0.2 l, but this is not enforced nationally.
>>52759995
wrong video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0G5dk8uSQU
>>52754686
Batman series was made by czech animators
that's why there is czech flag in OP's pic
When Australia became a nation of it's own in 1901, New Zealand was meant to become the seventh state, but instead was given it's own governance due to an administration error.
>>52759903
1 and 4?
The Polish goverment once caused a minor dimplomatic crisis with the United States when it banished the American embassador in Warsaw when he made a post on Twitter from his official account, spelling Vodka with a V instead of a W
>>52760526
shit it was too easy
>>52759540
>>52757062
Rate our new law mandating.
>>52760913
holy shit
