Acceptance Edition
>>52751813
Hi.
>>52751813
Donald John Trump
OP here people are using this, just migrate here when its time
>>52751779
>>52751779
>>52751779
>>52751836
what even is azerbaijan
>Commiefornia will dry up then wither and die in your lifetime
>>52753200
>other americans will never stop obsessing over my state
Is Fallout 1/2/Brotherhood of Steel worth playing?
>>52755203
1 and 2,yes.
Absolutely.
Just make sure you get the patches for 2 to make it better.
BoS,well you have to see for yourself
ded
good night
>>52751870
Make it happen.
Bonne nuit mes amies.
>>52751870
You can't make an american police state happen and work like in that picture.
The USA's armed population ensures that the government can never turn into a direct dictatorship
started watching gatchaman a few days ago
it's actually p fun
>>52755819
Thanks
Would you eat at a restaurant called BJay's?
Lost my virginity and first kiss on Xmas lads.
>drunk with gay cousin and his bf cuts I have no buds
> they ask why I have no gf
>lol dude I don't even have friends in last six years and I'm 20 so no gf ever prob.
>they force me to talk to girl after girl while going over my lines with me before hand
>finally talk to a girl without getting told to fuck off
>we kiss really awkwardly and slowly fuck in her apartment
I had to do some stuff for my cousin but it was worth
what absolute madman took this picture, he must be apprehended for the safety of america
Blog update nobody asked for.
Hearing still bad, took a shower and attempted to clean wax with warm water, it was futile. Might not be able to get into doctor's today because post-holiday rush. I'm still terrified at the notion of losing any bit of my hearing at only 20. Please take me from this mortal plane.
>>52760458
congrats
>>52760719
My right to keep and bear kinder eggs is protected by the constitution
>>52751870
are those lesbian muslim parents? absolutely fucking haram
>>52751870
thank god this will happen
Bless Trump!
>>52755819
>The USA's armed population ensures that the government can never turn into a direct dictatorship
Thank you for understanding this.
Whenever I hear talk about gun control in the states I always think to myself :
"Yeah but there's 300+million firearms registered here and god knows how many more that aren't, who actually wants to try taking those guns back from the populace?"
>>52763483
>lesbian muslim
i think i found a new fetish
>>52756793
yes, looks comfy
wew lads
I have the heater on full blast
>>52752662
Its a province of Armenia
>>52765767
>tfw literally perfect winter temperature
>>52760458
What were your lines?
t. 20 y/o virgin
>>52751870
>Libcucks unironically think this is a bad thing
hi, people of /cum/
can you please tell me could I be dj? im begining to make edm music so i can get into the scene and get friends and get money
would you dance to this?
thank you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lindFGAlQTk
>>52766331
Oops didn't mean to use that picture
![1247932283579[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ROny8ok.jpg "1247932283579[1].jpg")
>>52766371
>EDM 2015 greatest hits
>comic sans
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss
>>52766527
thanks for the qritic
>>52751870
Me in the right
Finally got some """""chilly"""" """"""""""winter weather""""""""" here after a balmy Christmas
lads
a
d
s
>>52751870
I had a dream I was an intern for him. It was awful.
>>52751836
How are you today?
>>52767898
oh boy
>>52767816
it's like -14c i think, pretty cozy
>>52766258
Same friend to the north, same.
>>52765767
absolutely disgusting
morning cum
I don't want to go to work
>>52768489
Don't go senpai
don't live that normie life
>>52768489
But you must, anon. Make friends with the new dudes
Lost my evirginity
My interpals vietqt did whatever I asked and ended up shoving up a flashlight up her ass and took pics. This among many othet things of course
>>52768917
W-what? Jesus. Good for you tbhis she qt?
Mexicans, is it true you drink nothing but coca cola?
>>52768985
Ya she's pretty qt. She is a complete sub and badically did whatever I asked for an hour. She sent me a video of her sucking off a tooth brush and also dressed up up in what I requested earlier (skirt with knee high socks among other things) and send me dozens of pics in various poses. Then she said she was getting horny from bending over for pics and doing other poses and I helped her masturbate. Basically told her how to do it (i have no idea how grills masturbate aside from rubbing clit and in/out) and told her to use various things around her room. She came twice though and took vids
Was pretty great. First successful interpals qt after dozens of them
>>52767966
>-14c
What the fuck? Use farenheit you commie, also I'm guessing you're not in VA, its a cold 54 F
>>52769195
Nah, they drink a lot of papya soda and Inka Gold
Asians
>>52769251
You'd laugh even harder if you knew I was dating a Russian, kek. And no, Minnesota. 54F sounds nice about now. It just started to stay below freezing on Christmas week. Has it been nice in VA?
>>52769220
Well, good luck I guess. Don't fuck it up m8
>>52769195
I sometimes drink antifreeze
>>52769315
L-lewd
>>52769327
tripcode etc
>>52769327
I think all the hard stuff is over. I should be in the clear for more lewds inshallah
I shouldn't be up still pls help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKu1GZB0_qk
>>52769327
>has it been nice in VA
Fuck no, our temps are way above average for December and its been raining like its fucking Oregon over here, I miss cold weather in my state ;_;
>>52769369
t. Worst poster in this general
>>52767816
It has been around 4°c here, and foggy today.
>>52769384
*gasses you*
Anglos are my #1 worst enemy on /int/
>>52769384
Sleep is for the weak, anon
https://soundcloud.com/mikemcrazy/uplift-spice-hallelujah
>>52769315
jesus...
>>52769543
Nice, where is this?
>>52769569
t. Zhao Peng
>>52769583
Please adopt a tripcode
http://strawpoll.me/6385371
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
>>52769418
Go on a holiday man. But yeah, I think most states are experiencing above average temps. It's gross.
>>52769583
even gods need beauty sleep
https://soundcloud.com/antonio-fernandes-14/01-meisou-spiral
>>52769710
I wouldnt mind but its probably gonna end up with winter until April
>>52769710
Like can afford a vacation after Christmas, being broke as fuck is no joke
>>52751813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvBhFMgcZL0
Is that true?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UsGEyz_2rE
>>52769705
Btfo
>>52769628
It's been near Koblenz in a vineyard.
>>52769770
Or May, god forbid. I do remember once in high school we had a snow day in the middle of May.
>>52769785
That is true. But gas is cheap, maybe just go somewhere and go on a hike.
>>52751870
Guys you need this in usa, "trump points" for true muricans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHcTKWiZ8sI
>>52769760
Go to sleep dude
>>52751870
Why are they arresting Ben "The holocaust didn't happenbut it should've" Garrison on the left side of the picture?
>>52769947
soon
it's not time yet
Mexico is whiter than Spain tbqfhwyf.
>>52768571
they also put security cameras in the kitchen
they gonna find out how much I waste time between orders
>>52770092
are you a fry cook?
At my old job the cooks would smoke in the kitchen and banter about the waitresses.
>>52769947
>>52770001
Autism
>>52770207
yee
>>52770232
do you smoke in the kitchen and banter
is it fast food?
>>52770258
not fast food and smoking is gross
don't really banter much with other people cuz don't know them that well
>>52762203
Losing hearing isn't that bad. I blew out about 10 to 20% of hearing in my left ear. Scared me at first but my brain compensated for the difference after 4 to 5 months. I don't even notice it anymore.
>>52769880
It looks cozy, reminds me of the Blue Ridge Mountains on a foggy day in the Shenandoah Valley
>>52769906
Can't, got a kid
>>52770453
>>52762203
ASL is fun to learn senpai, I used to do very well with it in hs. Being deaf isn't that scary considering all the accessibility we have access to.
>>52770363
yes it is. make friends senpai, i believe in you desu
>>52770469
Ah, well, play with your kid in the snow. How old?
>>52769705
Fantastic idea
>>52770615
Okie
>>52770469
Yeah, the hole area here is pretty nice if you ignore the people and political stuff. Forgot to post the picture I wanted to add.
>Blue Ridge Mountains
That looks similar, indeed.
BEAUTIFUL LADS
Was out smoking a cigar last night in 40 F degrees. Think I got a cold now.
t. South Texan
>>52770615
14 months, I would play in the snow with her if it wasn't averaging 62 F for the month of fucking December
>>52770652
Kek, same here, hillbillys are the disgusting Republican stereotypes up here, Bible thumpers as well
He was as mean as he was Greek
>>52770739
fuck you, no seriously fuck you
>>52769950
It's standard to take out anyone who is a threat to your power
>>52770840
That episode was fucking great
Canadian genocide when
Roughly 43 dead across the country from winter storms ;_;
Who else here has family in other countries?
I have family in Finland and Canada
I know that the restaurant biz is pretty cutthroat but I still want to try it someday. I have strategies for franchising, branding, and general growth. If that fucking knob from Happy's Pizza can do it then so can I. As long as the concept doesn't lose too much money I can always afford to close down then open q new place if were not experiencing growth. Anyway.
I don't really even care abounding to be honest. I just am addicted to the idea of building socioeconomic systems. Politics would seemingly be the best avenue for that but direct influence is too small and there's no guarantee you'll ever get into a powerful position.
>>52770917
AND IT'S 50 DEGREES FOR ME WHAT THE FUCK I DESERVE SNOW
>>52770953
Call it the One Stop Wop Slop Shop
>>52770942
As far as I know all my family is in this country
Kind of boring tbqh
>>52770791
Go to a park or something, parks are fun. My nephew is the same age.
>>52770772
40F in south texas?
>>52770846
Move to Minnesota senpai
>>52770942
I have cousins in Germany and Canada, and will soon be one of the family members abroad.
>>52770907
I'd rather see an Illinois genocide first
>>52770986
Ill consider it. Bring a white business owner here actually almost guarantees success desu.
Apparently we sold 28 20oz sodas last week, and we're down 118. Manager's havin a laff.
>>52771055
but i like going to Chicago for shows
>>52771055
Do I have an Illinois flag right now?
I'm the other Ohiofag senpai
>>52771032
Real fucking skiddish about taking her out, being on this board for as long as I've been has unfortunately made me paranoid as shit, also can't move to Minniesoda because the grandparents would never see her
>>52771115
Are you in the hood or something bro
>>52770791
>hillbillys are the disgusting Republican tereotypes
lel, I find them quite amusing. I met a few rednecks in Pahrump (at least I'd say they were rednecks). Currently there are more and more arabs flooding my area and the surrounding ones, so I kinda wish we'd have some of these rednecks.
>>52771188
No, it's employees doing it mostly
Some variance is to be expected due to voided orders and shit
>>52771055
this
>>52771219
You're right, I too would rather have hillbillys, but they're still politically backwards, and I'm a conservative, and they're reliance on religion just shows that the majority of them are not going to score higher than 100 in an IQ test, which can leave one wanting for better conversation
marina~
>>52771168
We, just try I guess. My father is also really protective of me. He freaked out when I had my first bf in high school. But I understand, senpai
>>52771368
It's true. You guys have too many niggers to be worth saving.
>>52771421
no gays allowed.
#woke
>>52771055
Just cuck county desu
>>52771421
Thanks, also do not answer any gender questions here or prepare not to post in the general till the new bread
>>52771486
I'm not gay?
>>52771488
cute
>a black guy calls you "my nigga"
>>52771384
Yeah, where I live these people are mostly drunken hobos. They are weird and I somehow seem to attract them.
>>52771540
I find it oddly refreshing
>>52771522
i know, kek
>>52771540
I've wanted to cuddle with Cera ever since I saw Juno in 2008.
>>52771540
>black guy calls you daddy
>>52771585
Fuck it, post anyways
>>52771601
Drake is half white.
>>52771540
doesn't that give you a free pass to call him a nigga too or even a nigger?
>>52771658
>half black guy calls you daddy
>>52769195
No but Coca Cola is the most popular soda.
>>52771650
what am i posting?
>>52771601
poor canadians. My sister is dating a canadian and hes so ugly.
>>52771720
Words
merry christmas
>fucking black girl
>"oh my god you're so big"
>feelsgoodnigga.jpg
How come 4chan never has suicide pacts? Robots prefer to die alone?
>>52771776
>everytime
>>52771693
maybe but I'm not going to risk it
>>52756409
No problem
>>52771796
yes
>>52771769
thanks pal
>>52771766
I like to post on /cum/ you are my pals
>>52771453
They all congregate in one area.
Could just wall them in.
>>52771796
A few of us from /cum/ are going to meet up and kill ourselves together sometime next year.
what are you lads listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e1DBLXnjeQ
>>52771540
>tfw i don't know this feel
>>52771885
Any plans beforehand? I might join for part or all of the ceremonies depending on how I feel at the time.
>>52771944
move out of your toll booth state and maybe you will
Wanna read, but everyone in the house is loud af.
>>52771895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY8dUlJ_PfA
>>52771895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajZ-WcI77LQ
>>52771959
You should join. It'll be fun.
>>52771540
>a black guy calls you "mastah"
>>52771895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VBbc_vKjsY
>>52771979
OI OI OI OI
>>52772039
A-are you okay Toronto?
>>52771895
I'm a pleb, but I don't care.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyGje2zX-RE
>>52771842
you're alright
but you don't have to reply to every single post like some kind of autist
just saying
>>52771979
>taking route 1
>ever
just take 13 or 301. and that's rich comin from the state with the goddamn bay bridge toll.
I lost 6 lbs this month. I'm almost at my goal weight
>>52772156
I'm autistic sorry ;_; I just want to include everyone
ITT: post your state and your favorite goldenface
Maryland
>>52772170
Dude that shit is killer, but have you taken the PA Turnpike from Pittsburgh to Philthidelpgia? Outrageous
>>52771895
https://youtu.be/eaVcpfncOWs
>>52772233
MY
FUCKING
NIGGER
>some people eat eggs and pancakes in the dinner
>>52772233
Also nice tripdubs
>>52771895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U_jGVEKr9s
>>52772259
It's nostalgic desu
>>52772262
Bitch, I will eat whatever I want when ever I want.
>>52772262
You haven't lad?
>>52770739
Drink a regular size soda for once in your life
>>52772262
we'd always have breakfast for dinner, but never for supper. That's wrong.
>>52772378
>dinner != supper meme
holy shit FUCK OFF
>>52772357
my mom used to offer me pancakes at 8 pm, i used to tell me she was crazy, so no, i've never eaten any kind of breakfast after 12 pm, that's like a personal rule i have.
>>52772375
TOP KEK
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>52772402
It goes breakfast, dinner, then supper.
Get some culture, common.
>>52772427
>tell her*
Reminder that the Wisconsin dialect is shit.
How are you guys going to celebrate new years eve?
>>52772471
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dG6UgKIFJV
fuck wisco
keep going Michigan
>>52772483
With family but if i have time I will /cum/ here.
>>52772483
With my friend. We might go to Detroit or we might stay here
Love you all~
>>52772483
completely alone
every single one of my "friends" are working
At a basketball game desu
>>52772483
There's this dude on YouTube who just does fireworks. He talks about all the shows people hire him to do in the vids. Then he shows himself buying thousands of dollars of consumer grade fireworks at these huge fireworks stores. Icing on the cake is from one of the vids is that he says if you wear a "pyro" short when you go shopping that the staff will know that you are the real deal.
>>52772483
Going to Minneapolis to a party with my best friends new annoying stacy normie friends from college. ;_;
>>52772608
>we might go to Detroit
RIP in pieces
>>52772483
I always try to go to bed as early as possible on new years
>>52772578
sounds nice. I'd like to do that too, but a friend of mine asked me to come to his party. I'm not sure if I'm going to enjoy it as I always stay sober while all the others smoke pot and get drunk.
>>52772608
>Detroit
Just make it out alive bruh.
>>52772678
That sucks. Can you celebrate it with your family.
>>52772608
Last NYE I was planning to go to A2 with some people but we ended up just driving all the way to Chicago for the night. I got to celebrate NYE twice, hah.
>Tfw you will never fight alongside your Minisotan allies againts Wisconson
>>52772483
Going to a party in Austin TX... Hopefully it warms up by then
>>52772863
O-one day we will my friend.
>>52772772
always wanted to go to a globetrotters game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4GAj2v4BIE
>>52772827
dad and stepmom want to be alone on NYE, I havent heard from my mom in a week
>>52772863
Why all the hate breh?
>>52772827
You should go and get a qt German you will be fine trust me.
>>52772796
>>52772827
I go to Detroit often. My roomate/best friend is from there.
>>52772842
noice
>>52772863
and the California cheese empire will rise from its smoldering ashes
good...good
>>52772903
Are you black? Is your roommate black?
>>52772927
Maybe you'll stop running your annoying fucking adds then
>>52772863
rude as fuck
>>52772772
whose dick did you suck to get a booth seat?
>>52772986
why dont you like Real California Cheese™, Anon?
>>52772890
lebensraum desu
>>52772949
no. Im Fingolian on my moms side and Quebecois on my dads. Hes German and Hungarian.
>>52772224
no i haven't. that's a long drive isn't it?
This seems like a good partation.
>>52772899
>get a qt German
I wish. The memes are true though and good looking women are kind of rare here. My friend also wanted to do a men only party this time, I don't even know why, because we have a few girls in our group.
>>52772791
>"pyro" short when you go shopping that the staff will know that you are the real deal.
kek
>>52773095
fug you
>>52773010
Because of faggots like you
>>52773052
It's not like Wisconsin is Poland ffs
>Muh heritage
Stop lying jiggaboo Jim
>>52773075
Fuck yes it is, like 8-10 hours
>>52773095
Is that our watershed?
>>52773100
>good looking women are kind of rare here
I dont believe you
>>52772998
wow
>>52773095
I would be okay with that, i don't want Shitwaukee anyway. I like LAX and Madison.
>>52773140
accept your future. 1/2 of Wisconsoners will be deported to other states. 1/4 will be assimilated. 1/4 will be enslaved
>>52773155
>jiggaboo
fite me 1v1
>>52773162
Its more coastal control. We deserve the great lakes. We will share them with Minnesota tho
>>52773274
Start heading east Nigger, I'll find you
Lads im gonna play vicky 2. Il be on later
>>52773345
You in Michigan?
>>52773191
Believe what you want, it's just my opinion. I'd post my own class, but I don't want to get doxxed, so here's a relatively typical german class.
I don't know why they fucked up with the lightning.
so i'm actually autistic
i didn't get my mom or step dad a gift for christmas so when they gave me a gift i just didn't say anything and thought they'd forget but my mom just called me and said she was hurt ;_;
>>52773386
Nope, Virginia
https://youtu.be/EBHX1rtdj-4
Strobe Network is god tier. Thank you to the anon who posted them
>>52773401
Dude, there are qts in that pic
>>52773401
why aren't there any black people in that class?
>>52773454
Let me get my coat first. It's getting kind of Chilly. We can fight in Philadelphia and afterwards get something to eat
>>52773433
>expecting a gift back
That's not what christmas is about
>>52773401
> these are the people who sacked Rome
>>52773521
Fuck Philly, I'll meet you in Pittsburgh
>>52773401
only proving my point, senpai
>>52773579
Meh
>>52773541
I know, and she doesn't even like me. Like even last night she said she's glad I won't be back home visiting for long period again. Like what the fuck.
>>52773497
We don't have a lot of black people here. Sandpeople are way more common and the picture is from east germany, where there are even less foreigners.
>>52773491
please mark the ones you think are qt.
>>52773586
I guess we have a different taste
>>52773630
maybe buy her something on ebay/amazon and say it got lost in the holiday rush
>>52773652
maybe you're just not looking hard enough.
>>52773623
Philly is too far and I wanna drive up 522 for some inspiration to knock your fucking teeth out, also there's some good food in Pittsburgh
>>52773652
Can't, I'm on mobile
>>52773672
That's what I did. I just bought a California (where's she's from) necklace and paid to get it one day shipped. I don't know what to get her even.
She just texted me that I hate her because I bought my step mother a gift (which I didn't even get, it just had my name on it). Jesus.
i'm a liberal
>>52773652
Are Africans from former Germany colonies cool?
>>52773680
When I'm done snapping your nose I'll pay for lunch
About to go pick up a spicey mcgangbang buds
It'll be just about all I can eat for the rest of the day, but it's worth it.
>>52773816
Deal, but right after I rearrange your face
>>52773887
Let's both agree we will not look the same
>>52773672
>maybe you're just not looking hard enough
We had three qts in my class. One was a girl with polish parents, one was the mexican exchange student and the last one was german but she looked like a japanese girl.
>>52773816
I haven't met one from the colonies, but the black people I know are normal people. They don't chimp out and act like wannabe thugs.
One got butthurt though because our teacher used the word "Neger" in class.
>>52773944
How well do they assimilate?
>>52773935
You got it, see ya there in 10?
From a thread a few hours back.
>>52773817
that's like half a day's allotment of calories for a non-laborer
>>52774055
chino
>>52774015
I'd say pretty well, but I can only judge by the few ones I met here. If you go to Berlin things might be different. Most of them speak german, at least on a basic level and they do simple jobs, like working in grocerystores etc. I went to school with two blacks one girl with a father from the ivory coast which now studies medicin and a black guy who wants to become an engineer iirc. I met one ghetto black here who was shit, but still slightly better than his arab friends because he wouldn't swear on the name of allah and that kind of stuff.
Bout to do some grocery shopping.
Might chat up some milfs haha but prob not really hahah
>>52774224
Blacks seem to be alright when they're not being influences by American nigger "culture". Still, they should stay in Africa. Europe is only exacerbating Africa's brain drain problem.
>>52774398
This. A big problem is that Africas intellectuals and people who actually want to be successful don't stay in Africa.
>>52774398
Agreed. It would be easier if we'd start investing in education there and help them with startups etc. but the process would take long and they wouldn't earn as much as they could earn here so they'd probably still try to come here.
A missile silo officer falls asleep during his watch, with his face on the control board, and accidentally hits the "big red button". / An angry colonel bursts in, the junior officer snaps awake and proudly announces: "Nothing to report during my watch, Comrade Colonel" / "Nothing to report, you say?! Nothing to report?!! "So where the hell is Belgium?!!!"
>>52774398
I'd be willing to move to Africa. It would be nice being a member of the intellectual eliete. They just need someone smarter to show them how to live properly.
I feel like Africa needs an aristocratic class to run things. Kind of like serfdom but more humane. Then over time they can modernize until they are 1st world tier
are these quotes real
