/cum/
/b/rit edition again
alaska
Britain will burn
>>52751779
fuck off brit losers
>no /cum/ in subject field
>another garbage crossposting thread
real thread here
>>52751813
>>52751813
>>52751813
>tfw you will never ever live in California
>>52751832
>>>/meth/
Which thread boys?
>>52751859
As of now this one has less anime.
So this one.
>>52751857
why?
it is on your tiny island
>>52751859
this one
>>52751857
Dont move here. part of the reason were in a drought is because we got to many people here unless you dont mind living in northern cali which is basically oregon.
>>52751786
I'm just terrified it'll get worse
it's happened before but it's usually when I'm laying down trying to sleep and then gone by morning
Who is this gentleman?
>>52751871
>>52751884
Aight boys.
>>52751816
Solid advice canadabro.
Lets get drunk tonight or day or whatever.
not a fan of these /brit/ generals 2bh
based tones
Is Fallout 1/2/Tactics worth playing?
>>52751885
>northern cali which is basically oregon
I already live in Oregon, so the main reason that I want to live in Southern California is for the weather.
>>52751893
that's weird, I usually wake up with them being really stuffed but it's fine before I go to sleep.
usually it does get worse over time if you don't clean them out, but nothing permanent. seriously just go ask the doctor to clean them and you should be fine for quite a while. I was so amazed being able to hear normally again in just an instant
>>52751900
>>52751910
oops
>>52751912
meh, they're fine games, but I feel like the nostalgia factor has to be there if you've only played the newer ones.
>>52751918
It's pretty fucking expensive here in the populated ares but if you like the desert then apparently you're in luck. Just gotta beware of wildfires and hooligans but outside that it's nice.
>Website says BK open until midnight
>its 11:30
>pull up to drive thru no one is there
>have to drive 1 mile to get to the 24 hour jack in the box.
JUST
>>52751932
I'll probably try to go tomorrow morning if I can
it's kinda driving me nuts
>>52751975
That's what you get for giving in to the fast food Jew.
>>52751975
Should have gone inside, maybe the drive thru was closed for some reason.
>>52751980
be aware they might have to refer you to a specialist because I don't think most clinics have the kind of tools for cleaning out ears like that. they might though, no idea.
Been listening a hundred times now to the OST of Amnesia - A Machine For Pigs, buds. It's the best OST ever made. Literally.
>>52752006
That would not have worked
>>52751975
Learning how to cook has saved my ass from these kind of situations.
>>52752015
better than Tropical Freeze?
nah
>>52751963
I just want something that can run on a low end laptop that I can play while listening to podcasts. Anybody have any recs?
>>52751918
why? Its always just sunny and hot
CAAAAANDLEEE
GIMME A CANDLE
>>52752048
Not this fucking year it aint.
>>52752048
>why? Its always just perfect 24/7
fixed that
How do I manipulate a girl into giving me her virginity?
Let's set aside morality for a minute. I have a hookup who is a virgin, but will still come over and do oral on occasion. I would do this all the time, but every time she comes over she wants to stay the night and it ends up being many hours of shit just to get some head. If we were fucking I'd be fine with this.
What's the best way to pressure a girl into sex?
Terrible edition, monsieur
>>52752077
In SoCal
not to mention the ungodly summer we had
>>52752083
it sucks, m8, Im telling you
>>52752026
I can't cook
JUST
>>52752048
my area is going through its coldest winter in 40 years
>>52752096
>>52752094
Pretend like you have a good personality, that usually does it.
>>52752094
WHats she look like?
>>52752097
Pretty much
>ungodly hot summer
>cold as fuck winter
What in the fuck boys?
Is it true that in america longtime girlfriends can get alimony if you break up with them? I think it's called palimony.
>>52752123
spring is storm season
Im scared
>>52752128
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palimony
>>52752036
I like Civ V when I'm just chilling, it doesn't take much to run and you can always change the graphics to shit if you need to.
>>52752100
It's really really easy once you learn how to do the basics of measuring shit bruv.
>>52752106
I have a friend in new mexico thats trapped in a fucking blizzard. What the fuck is going on?
>>52752128
It's true, but unlike in popular belief "palimony" isn't short for "pal alimony", but rather "pussy alimony"
>>52752094
stop copypasting /adv/ shit, you nigger
>>52752100
Just learn it. It's pretty easy.
I'm sure you have sites like chefkoch.de for the US. Find stuff you'd like to try and after some time you'll see that you're ready for some "experimental" cooking.
cute dogs
>>52752142
Is there no hope for american men
>>52752174
What breed is the white one?
Fucking gorgeous dogs by the way.
>>52752166
ok
>>52752176
I don't know for sure if there is
>>52751975
jack in the box is way better anyway senpai
>neighbors have Siberian husky
>my favorite dog
>its always outside
>i am too autistic to go up and try to pet the dog beacuse then i'd have to talk to the neighbors
Just end it.
>>52752176
did you even read the page? it doesn't actually exist unless it can be proven that the two entered into an agreement to support each other for life. its literally a non factor
>>52752191
I don't know.
That's just a picture I found
Almost got a new car today but the stealership was trying to charge me $499 for the fee alone not including title, tags, and 3% state tax on total. Put me way over budget, such bullshit an I ain't fallin for it
>>52752214
Are you're neighbors friendly or assholes?
>>52752225
Just use craigslist nigga. No fees like dealers
>>52752240
Ugh I don't even know!
It's a younger guy who is always working on his cars and smoking cigarettes. Seems approachable but I have not gotten too close
>>52752159
Climate change m8
>>52752262
Just go pet the dog. It's not that hard. What are you worried about?
>>52752301
I am NOT worried
I just will have to talk to the dog's owner and that is just too much of a task
It's windy tonight.
It sounds spooky.
>>52752280
Fuck
>>52752262
Just pet it.
>>52752323
>Tfw surrounded by hills
We barely get any wind here.
/cum/ est le pire général
>>52752319
I'm sure they're friendly
>>52752323
goood night pupper
>>52752335
Do you believe in me?????????
>>52752364
I HOPE SO.
He always looks at me when I go out on my balcony. He is just ASKING to be pet
when is society gonna recognize qt girl privilege?
I mean, it's almost 2016 tb h
>>52751779
Here we /cum/
ahi te veo papi enfrente del caudillos
>>52752387
jajaja i like man
message me 5674938 send ass
ok
>>52752383
Only white men can have privilges.
Check yo self.
>You will never be a military adviser for a pro-western African guerrilla army during the cold war.
Okay. Last shot now. I said that for the previous one. But now it truly is the last one. I swear.
>>52752319
What do you find difficult about small talk? At most you have to say two sentences to the guy.
>Hey can I pet your dog?
>Thanks, she/he's beautiful.
Christ alive, three fucking routers.
My grandma bought my this shirt hoodie hybrid for christmas and it kinda makes me look like a normie.
I kinda like it
>>52752403
falta un numero
>>52752405
befo yo wrek yoself
>>52752418
what're you drinking?
I'll take a last one with you.
Been drinking Rum btw
>>52752174
Dogs are the best.
>>52752176
Fuck off with your dumbass memes.
>>52752427
I have a strong aversion to any sort of small talk. I really should have been born Finnish
>>52752352
we are surrounded by mountains
but the very,very few days it gets windy
it's really strong, kinda weird
>>52751885
>part of the reason were in a drought is because we got to many people here
'no'
It's because your state makes money off crops that shouldn't be grown there and require huge amounts of water.
Also because you have rich people who use millions of gallons of water each year watering their gardens.
I wouldn't move there because the vast majority of people from California are borderline retarded.
Also the hipsters and liberals don't help the case.
>>52752418
C'mon man. How the hell do you like that vile shit?
>>52752435
7 jajaja soorry man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur83aq0x7Vo
TUNES
>>52752451
>alimony
>a meme
lmao famm. have fun with that. >>52752452
>>52752452
Well, not to tell you what to do or anything, but you should be cautious of letting yourself get trapped by shyness. If you spend your whole life avoiding discomfort, you may end up never having really lived at all.
>>52752214
Stop being an autist then.
Christ alive, people love interacting with others.
>>52752447
Chartreuse
>>52752473
I don't knooooowww, it tastes like heaven. I literally cannot help it. If I don't stop right now I'll have the bottle finished by 4am.
>>52752499
>people love interacting with others.
'no'
>>52752499
>Stop being an autist then.
GEE don't you think if it were that simple I would have already done it? Do you know what a living hell it is being this way? I can't fucking stand it.
If I were normal I could have had a gf by age 20
>>52752499
>people love interacting with others
GET OUT NORMIE
GET OUT
REEEEEEEEE
>>52752500
You were 1/7th-1/6th into the bottle when you last posted. C'mon.
Drinking isn't a race.
>>52752516
What specifically about interacting with people makes you uncomfortable? Are you afraid of being embarrassed?
Love will tear apart
>age
>how many close friends do you have
>do you have a gf
>have you ever had a gf
>are you a virgin
>do you have a facebook
>do you use things like instagram, kik, vine, etc.
>would you ever post a picture of your face on 4chan?
>>52752508
>>52752516
>>52752526
I'm gone for three fucking minutes and /r9k/ goes all out.
Go back to your board. I don't give a fuck that you're useless fucking manchildren without a hope for the future. I honest to god wish you'd just off yourself.
>>52752582
go away
>>52752496
Trust me I know. Alcohol is the only thing that gets me to be normal, and it has awesome results.
I went to Mexico recently and I got so drunk that I started walking up to just about every person that worked at the resort introducing myself. The next day they all came up to me asking how I was and shit like I owned the place
It was nice
>>52752551
I guess. I don't really know how to put it into words. It's just weird.
>>52752582
why dont I give you my social security number while im at it
>>52752585
>thinks it's uncommon that people don't like to interact with strangers IRL
you are the weirdo desu
>>52752582
>>age
21
>>how many close friends do you have
2
>>do you have a gf
no
>>have you ever had a gf
no
>>are you a virgin
yes
>>do you have a facebook
yes
>>do you use things like instagram, kik, vine, etc.
no
>>would you ever post a picture of your face on 4chan?
i already have
>age
24
>how many close friends do you have
1
>do you have a gf
no
>have you ever had a gf
yes
>are you a virgin
no
>do you have a facebook
no
>do you use things like instagram, kik, vine, etc.
no
>would you ever post a picture of your face on 4chan?
never face. have posted body parts before, though
>>52752585
fuck off
how the fug are you supposed to position your hand for this using a capo
>>52752461
Key words being "part of the reason" and you have named a few of the others. There are quite allot of reasons were in this mess.
>>52752582
>25
>1 kinda hes an internet friend
>no
>yes one
>no but very little experience
>no
>no
>no
>>52752582
>>age
22
>>how many close friends do you have
1
>>do you have a gf
Yes, my only friend
>>are you a virgin
No, but won't be active again until marriage with my girl
>>do you have a facebook
Yes but never use it
>>do you use things like instagram, kik, vine, etc.
Kik yes. Not that other stuff
>>would you ever post a picture of your face on 4chan?
No, but I have before
>>52752628
Don't lie.
>>52752614
post your face desu
Good blogs everyone, now go to /soc/ where this shit belongs.
>>52752582
>age
22
>how many close friends do you have
1 or 3
>Do you have a gf
nope
>have you ever had a gf
Yes
>are you a virgin
Yes
>do you have a facebook
Yes
>do you use things like instagram, kik, vine, etc.
Yes
>would you ever post a picture of your face on 4chan
NO
>>52752661
>Don't lie.
??????
>>52752679
Yeah lets keep this on topic by talking about anime and futa porn, right?
>>52752582
>age
25
>how many close friends do you have
4 or 5
>do you have a gf
no
>have you ever had a gf
yes
>are you a virgin
No
>do you have a facebook
Yes
>do you use things like instagram, kik, vine, etc.
I use instagram for work
>would you ever post a picture of your face on 4chan?
Probably not.
>>52752669
last time I did, some mexican was using the picture to show everyone how white he is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBJcBH6js6w
>I don't listen to vaporwave
>>52752698
Whats your work?
>age
25
>how many close friends do you have
4 that I would trust my life with.
>do you have a gf
no
>have you ever had a gf
several
>are you a virgin
no
>do you have a facebook
yes
>do you use things like instagram, kik, vine, etc.
No.
>would you ever post a picture of your face on 4chan?
I have before.
>>52752697
Or we could post none of that? Blogshit and anime are equally bad.
>>52752697
This. It's time we take this general back from pedophile weeb shits.
>>52752713
I listened to this style of music in the 90s kiddo
I can't decide if I want to fap or not
I went to the Art Museum by myself today. It was nice.
>>52752639
kek
>>52752733
you don't
>>52752730
>in the 90s
fuck off grandpa. you're dead
>>52752744
why
>>52752754
Because it just makes you sluggish and you have better things you could be doing
Gosh, I remember why I like the anime posters now.
Who wants to have fun?
>>52752460
Same, every once in a while we get wind from the sea side and its gr8.
https://shinobu.bandcamp.com/track/back-to-the-void
>>52752766
>Who wants to have fun?
not me
why are you all so afraid of who you really are
>>52752784
>projecting: the comment
>>52752776
Too bad.
can't sleep
>>52752775
https://soundcloud.com/atoli/04-kemu
>>52752766
why because you like little girls just as much as they do?
>tfw the weather stations lie to you
>>52752763
>you have better things you could be doing
Exactly but its hard for me to concentrate unless I nut. But I feel like I've been doing it too much lately
>>52752823
>Exactly but its hard for me to concentrate unless I nut
That's just an illusion, it actually makes it harder for you to concentrate if you nut.
>>52752813
Do twenty minutes of intense exercise, take a cold shower for at least five minutes, and lay down.
>>52752838
Definitely isn't an illusion for me. When I'm trying to concentrate, all I can think about is what kind of porn I feel like watching
>>52752582
>22
>0 (family doesn't count)
>no
>yes
>yes, its not on my name though, it's a meme account.
>I use tweeter
>no
>>52752815
As much as you like shitposting
>>52752872
Wow you are disgusting then.
>>52752735
Going to the museum by yourself it's always nice.
Instead of having retards saying "hurr wat is dis who cares lmaoooo" and the like
Anyway, what exposition or what did you do there
>>52752767
Damn, it must be great living by the seaside.
Jelly tbqh.
>>52752818
Don't worry about it.
Holy shit what am I listening to? Damn phone.
>>52752814
https://soundcloud.com/rinrinyurin/ryo-kun-calc
https://youtu.be/B2jVbSI9H4o
Thread theme
time to fight the anime boys
Done with the Chartreuse. Just opened a Bud now.
>everything's turning
Thank god I've got water bottles.
>>52752903
Its OK, the beach gets old after a while though, also we're waist deep in cartels but thankfully the military is all up on this bitch keeping it under control.
>>52752903
I saw an Ai Weiwei exhibit of gold plated zodiac heads. That was pretty cool. The other main exhibit was some fashion design bullshit.
>>52752947
>Done with the Chartreuse.
you finish the bottle?
>>52752909
https://soundcloud.com/aguynamedaby/uplift-spice-klain-no-shinzou
>your state
>are you content or would you rather move to another state?
>>52752784
But I'm not, I embrace my autism openly, although I do try to moderate it so its not too annoying to others.
>>52752947
That's not how it works.
That's preventative measures for hangovers not intoxication.
>tfw you don't know if you're more like Sans or Undyne
I want to cuddle with the Russians.
I want to be invaded by the Russians and watch them fuck up Vancouver & Toronto while I cook them low quality borscht.
>>52752985
Im fine with california but its so goddamned expensive to live here
Id move to southern oregon for the rain
>>52752985
Arizona
I hate it here, will be killing myself or moving to another state
>>52752966
Did you take any other pictures of the zodiac?
>>52752983
No but I'm 3/4 in, I put it aside and opened a beer. Everything's turning now. Holy fuck.
>>52753005
Wait. No. I just opened a beer. I'm probably gonna slam it. I'm.. wait. I don't know how or what to write. Fuck me.
>>52753036
Why do you hate it?
>>52753006
are you a rad as fuck skeleton who can be bros with anyone, or a lesbian who will fall in love with a piece of shit backstabbing dinosaur
>>52753006
The rapist, probably.
>>52752984
I'm happy they came back desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZgWQLFIpjA
>>52752985
>NRW, Germany
After fixing my life, I'd love to leave this shithole behind. That's way I spend my time here.
>>52753042
A couple. I didn't get all of them though. Just the ones I wanted to reference later.
>>52753006
They're very different people. You're probably like neither and relate to a retarded character instead.
>>52753054
Both desu
>describing undyne but not mentioning her undying over the top passion for passion itself
stop
>>52753078
wat
>>52753093
I thought canadians were suppose to be polite
>>52753042
What is your first name? Someone here recognized me here once, and I want to know if it's you.>>52753049
>>52753028
M8, southern Oregon is not rainy, you are gonna wanna go to northern Oregon for that, however southern Oregon gets a lot more snow than northern Oregon.
T. Lived in Klamath Falls for 5 years.
>>52753053
Personal reasons..Urban sprawl, everything is fucking brown, politics are shit, 8 month summers, on the border with mexico
great gun laws though. im gonna miss that.
>>52753086
Do you mind posting them? I love transitive Indo-European religions.
>>52753112
It begins by the letter G.
>>52753113
but Southern oregon is already just like where I live
and Portland is expensive af
>>52753115
but Arizona is already super strict about immigrants
>>52753144
Sorry, I meant to quote the Arizona guy. I bet your name is Greg though.
I might genuinely start tripfagging family
>>52753159
Nah. I'm not even anglo.
>>52753112
Beelzebub
>>52753079
https://soundcloud.com/user9743686/07-rouge-message
>>52753145
Alright then, just don't expect Portland levels of rain, it does rain in the summer a few times, that's it.
Also are you going to Medford?
>>52753112
It wasn't me, I have not recognized anyone here.
>>52753145
>but Arizona is already super strict about immigrants
In theory but not in practice. Aside from the miles and miles of unprotected, fenceless border between AZ and Mexico, there's still a shit ton of illegals here.
>>52753108
>I thought canadians were suppose to be polite
That's an American TV show meme.
If you think you can be a depressed lazy, but smart fat guy and a fit, dumb lesbo willing to put her life on the line at the same time though you are legitimately retarded or never played the game.
>>52753191
preferably, yes. I visited Medford on my way up to portland and I loved it
>>52753140
I actually don't seem to have the rest. Here's some Chinese religious stuff though.
>>52753199
>dumb lesbo willing to put her life on the line
you don't know SHIT about undyne senpai, just stop
>>52753190
Post something a little harder.
just a little bit.
>>52753259
>believes trash her weeb fag gf tells her
>anime is real, r-right?
Dumb as the rocks she lifts.
>>52753190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsxumSO_0J8
>>52753250
That's fine, I love physical art just as much.
>>52753290
I mean you think the moon landing was real, does that make you dumb as rocks?
>>52753260
https://soundcloud.com/southern-lord-records/black-breath-pleasure-pain-disease
>tfw Oregon and California will never merge to become Orefornia/Caligon
>tfw Jefferson will never become a state
Never been so drunk in my life tbqh family
>this faggot genuinely thinks he can tell me what to do
this nigga askin for it TBQH
>>52753316
Your response makes no sense so I'll just assume you're upset.
Maybe re-watch the fags video you streamed the game off to learn about the characters some more. Or don't since you're probably just a furfag who's in it for porn.
>>52753350
>she believes anime is real because she saw videos of it and was told its real
How is this different from your knowledge of the moon landing senpai? You ever been to the moon? You ever used million dollar lasers and reflected them off the moon?
CIA and le smelly man are quality posters Tbh
>>52753334
GOOD
FUCK JEFFERSON
GOD DAMN HICKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfB4mwAbSWo
>>52753348
just a few more turns and this nigga gunna get the shaft
>>52753115
Is northern Nevada an alternative for you? I mean you should be used to heat, they have good gun laws. Up in the north around Reno you have the Truckee river, lake Tahoe, Pyramid lake. You can gamble there, and they don't have an income tax.
>>52753316
No, if you think it wasn't real you're dumb as rocks.
>>52753322
Lovely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8X5l5rg-CQ
>>52753429
Until an alien comes down and tells you it's not real
>>52753295
https://soundcloud.com/midousuji/shiina-ringo
>>52753220
Beware, from my experience there you'll def need a car, its not like Portland where public transport actually works.
Got a plan? When will you move?
1994 best year of my life.
>>52753429
>thinking the moon landing was real
americans for you
>>52753410
lol naw, I am trying to move to a better place not a worse one.
You can gamble here too, I just don't see the attraction.
>>52753410
lake tahoe area is really expensive m8, not sure on the eastern side of the sierras, but Id expect its not cheap
>>52753447
graduate with a math/CS degree, hopefully find work around there. Im not completely set on it though
Yoo Hoo!
Now who wants to give papa a kiss first?
Blood 'ell guvnas. Anyone for a spot of tea and some beef wellington? Cheerio mates!
>>52752582
>age
18
>how many close friends do you have
8-10ish?
>do you have a gf
yes
>have you ever had a gf
yes
>are you a virgin
yes
>do you have a facebook
used to, but not anymore
>do you use things like instagram, kik, vine, etc.
I do have a kik, but otherwise no
>would you ever post a picture of your face on 4chan?
no
>>52753449
>>52753501
>>52753500
......................................................................................................................................................................................................
>>52753500
Mmmmmmm*mah
There you go.
Tell me something interesting.
>>52752582
>age
24 in two weeks
>how many close friends do you have
Barely 2
>do you have a gf
No
>have you ever had a gf
No
>are you a virgin
Yes
>do you have a facebook
Yes
>do you use things like instagram, kik, vine, etc.
Yep
>would you ever post a picture of your face on 4chan?
Yep.
>>52753500
There's nothing I want more this very instant than some Norge cock
Where to start when reading Noam Chomsky?
>>52752582
fuck it
>age
20
>how many close friends do you have
10 max
4 of them are essential
>do you have a gf
no
>have you ever had a gf
yes
>are you a virgin
no
>do you have a facebook
yes
>do you use things like instagram, kik, vine, etc.
kik for stupid groups, vine for entertainment, no insta, no snapchat, no tinder, nothing else really.
>would you ever post a picture of your face on 4chan?
i've done it like 100 times
do americans actually eat hot dogs?
>>52753530
My benis will not go up D:
>>52753590
yeah senpai
>>52753590
Weinerschnitzel's chili dogs are bretty gud
>>52753590
Yes, with mustard.
>>52753585
bvlgari?
>>52753577
Start listening to his YouTube interviews and shit.
After that you could start chronologically.
>>52753482
Yeah, you pay a lot for the beauty of this place. But Carson City was pretty nice imo, unfortunately I haven't been to Reno. It looks comfy, but I already heard people don't have a high opinion on this place.
>>52753481
Why is it worse? I mean I have to believe you, you're closer to the state and I guess therefore you have more knowledge than me.
>>52753585
are you the arab-looking guy that posts his pic every fucking time
>>52753603
there's a weinershnitzel less than ten miles from where I live, never been tho
>>52753598
>>52753603
>>52753609
that's fucked up
they're made of poop and other refuse you know, right?
>>52753628
Nevada is Las Vegas, and that's pretty much it. It's depressing and empty as fuck.
So you won't tell me, where you've been up to now
I don't know, they've seen you come and go (oh)
You're well on your way but never leaving the chair
Playing scenes on T.V. screens
>>52753616
ye
>>52753629
no
but i gotta admit he's got balls
>>52753681
So is most junk food, what's your point?
Fun fact, if a rat fell into your soda in the factory (which does happen) you would never know because it would dissolve in it before it got to you.
>>52753590
Only eat local hotdogs. The people who eat shit like ballparks are from parts of the country that were recently settled or never received immigrants that made sausages. >>52753597
What ever happened to Aridoamerican?
