AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
OI OI OI
great thread. saging btw.
>>52714967
Ayyy!
>>52714917
DIE DIE DIE
>>52715126
Nick off you kike
>>52715032
>accouncing report
NOT* reported
*remove every instance of NOT for the real message
>>52715178
Aussies can't say kike it sounds ridiculous
like brits saying ass
>>52715268
he's right 2bh it just doesn't feel natural or reflexive like all ethnic slurs should
>>52715268
koik
>>52715268
>non americans saying dude
I get what you mean, some words just can't be said by us, like how no one but brits and aussies should say mate
>>52715399
noice
I want in
>>52715469
I'll let you in my ass haha fag
>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get bitten by rabid dingos
>step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get bit by rabid wombat
>get chlamydia from koala
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get bit by snake in shower
>get laughed at by two Polacks on /int/
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 5
>0
>1
>5
>>52715507
it's only funny when pingpole posts it
>>52715505
>ass
Yuck, I didn't know owning donkeys was even a thing here.
>>52715268
people in the North of England can get away with saying Ass because the pronounce the A like Americans pronounce the A in Ass, Glass, Grass ect. People in the south will say Arse
>>52715507
it's not the words that bother me it's the massive green wall i have to scroll past all the time
>>52715551
nothing like a glass of warm ass milk to kick start your morning
>>52715590
>QUE GRANDE
>>52715590
No worries mate
>>52715751
>185 KB
and what am i supposed to do with this shit exactly
>>52715507
How do you know so much about Australia?
yabby innit?
>>52715797
a lot of people volunteered stuff because it was lacking impact initially lel
>>52715797
it was written by a kiwi
>no explicit right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass: http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2015/oct/19/new-south-wales-hate-speech-laws-to-clamp-down-on-violent-extremists
>draconian gun laws
>air rifles are banned
>airsoft is banned
>LASER pointers are banned
>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
>novelty lighters are banned
>smokeless tobacco is banned
>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
>plain packaging on cigarettes
>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes, most cuckfailians have to drink shitty goonbags because it's all they can afford
>many violent games and movies banned
>video games are expensive as shit
>no self defense allowed
>>52715944
ah fuck look who's arrived
>>52715944
hello juanito
>>52715944
>weponz r banned muh gunz
none one cares
>high taxation on alcohol
minimum wage here is nearly $20 an hour, we can afford it m8
>many violent games and movies banned
games yeah, that sucks but movies? no
>>52715829
True, at least partially, since the beta version had a nice impact when it was posted for the first time
>>52715866
False, it's pasta no. 2 that was written by a Kiwi
>>52715944
>be american
>get shot
>>52716044
I love how much thought and effort you put into these
keep it up
>>52714917
go fuck yourself
>>52716079
It's not ideal since there are no rabid animals in Pingstralia, but I'll correct this and the pasta will be perfect. I also need to include dingos stealing kids, women getting frostbitten hands while piss drunk in Canada and petrol shaman advising to smear vegemite on wooden cables to boost internet signal
Not to mention the fucking postal pigeon that times out too early
Aussie holocaust when?
>>52716031
Lol
http://www.news.com.au/finance/money/why-do-we-pay-so-much-for-alcohol/news-story/1647c23acc476553ade5d77774b8fa7d
>>52716251
pls no
>>52716304
yeah? Like I said we can afford it
also
>news.com.au
dumb cunt
>>52716304
Hope you're posting this from your designated free speech cage ;^)
>>52716481
I'm sure he's got his portable free speech cage on mate, don't worry
>>52716220
If you're going to add that Canada shit then add the Bali Burn too.
>>52716522
I'm not familiar with the Bali incident. What happened there?
>>52716396
>>52716481
>n-nobody cares
But they do seeing as how there are multiple news articles about it. You should read the comments too.
You are a massive fucking nanny state. Your government treats you like a child.
https://www.ipa.org.au/publications/1926/new-poll-more-australians-agree-we-are-becoming-a-nanny-state-70-think-food-tobacco-alcohol-plain-packs-ineffective
tesing aus internet
>>52716629
I agree we are a nanny state, I hate it and so do many people here. But whenever the issue of freedom comes up all you fucking hicks talk about is "muh guns"
Firearms aren't and shouldn't be the main issue when it comes to personal liberties, but fat retard like you can't seem to get that through their head. Why the fuck are you so obsessed with guns?
>>52716629
>W-W-We have f-f-free s-s-speech!
At least my government doesn't lock me in a cage when it doesn't like what I'm saying ;^)
At least my government can trust me to not choke on simple food items ;^)
>>52716627
>what are the bali bombings
>>52716710
over compensation
>>52716627
Have you tried googling the words "Bali" and "Burn" sequentially in the provided order using the internet browsing client of your choice?
>>52716710
Guns were just one thing on my list you bogan cunt. Read again.
>>52716726
Nice memes. Your hate speech laws are much worse than ours. The only retort you have is one meme incident from 2004. I can spend more time here linking to news articles of cuckfailians being arrested for hate speech.
>>52716815
>Guns were just one thing on my list you bogan cunt. Read again
but my original point of >nobody cares was only about guns you brain-dead fuckwit
>>52716815
>one meme incident from 2004
Wow it's like I'm living your dream, I really know more about your country then you do.
OI OI OI
WHY CAN'T NIGGERS PLAY CRICKET GOOD ANYMORE?
>>52716815
I googled "Australian arrested hate speech" and this was one of the first results
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-10-06/fox-news-anchor-claims-australians-'have-no-freedom'/6831618
Fox news =/= reality
>>52716913
http://www.baka.com.au/news/National/Pastor-ridiculed-Muslims/2004/12/17/1102787278055.html?oneclick=true
Nice freedom of speech there, fuckface.
>>52716873
>>52716894
Oh ok then. Enjoy your overbearibg authoritarian cuckhole.
>>52717287
replace baka with sm h lel
>>52717287
I will enjoy my free country, m8. Thanks.
Enjoy your cage :^). Maybe you can help keep your country's world leading incarceration stat.
>>52717287
>Enjoy your overbearibg authoritarian cuckhole.
>he's literally posting from inside a cage
I like you. You are smart. Vegemite is food.
>>52717287
>nobody cares about guns
>"wow dude you obviously DO care about" (lists off things that aren't guns)
>no I just said we don't care about guns, why are you so obsessed with guns
>"wow ok enjoy your overbearing shithole lol"
>>52717372
And I'll enjoy not livkng in a country where I am treated like a retarded child unable to make his own decisions.
>>52717465
>And I'll enjoy not livkng in a country where I am treated like a retarded child unable to make his own decisions.
The irony there is most of you are like retarded children and shouldn't be allowed to make your own decisions
>>52717465
>And I'll enjoy not livkng in a country where I am treated like a retarded child
But I am trusted to consume simple children's food without dying.
Boy I can see why your government doesn't trust you with speaking freely.
>>52717400
>he's posting from a padded room
Mandatory helmets whenver you go outside will be passed soon, kek
Hey Aussies wanna move to there is there any place without ragheads?
>>52717465
brb eating a chocolate egg
>>52717495
Really? Is that why your country bans, heavily taxes or heavily restricts anything remotely dangerous?
>>52717507
And you cannot be trusted with a rubber plastic toy without strangling yourself. Hence why yo yo waterballs are banned.
We can compare nanny state laws with each other and you will easily beat me every time, cunt.
>>52717577
no ragheads here really
I think the most muslims are in sydney but I don't recall ever seeing anyone wearing burkas or whatever
>>52717628
I'm seeing women in full burqas more and more often these days
They're concentrated in certain suburbs of Melbourne and Sydney
>>52717611
>It’s illegal to sell your eyeballs (Texas)
fucking nanny state
>>52717611
Is what why? I just pointed out an irony and called you a retard. What are you even on about?
>>52717662
Probably, I stay out of the leb suburbs unless I have to go there which isn't often
>Be Mexican
>Move to the land of freedom, California
>Take a trip to Australia so I can drink water
>Have an amazing time in a vastly superior country
>Forced to go back to shithole country because Australia actually cares about illegal immigrants
>Forget to take chocolate eggs out of my pocket
>Fined $3000 per egg and imprisoned
>Find out a brave honest Australian legend fucked my sister while I was away
>Now she'll never accept my 2 incher
>Spend my days shitposting on a Cantonese pot painting board for (You)'s from my favourite country to help sooth the pain of Jamal's cock.
>>52717689
>meme laws from the 18th century that aren't enforced
Go make a post on r/wtf you retarded slavic cunt. Men are talking here.
>>52717741
>man
can't trade an eyeball in for some pussy, gay
>>52717741
Just like how bike helmet laws aren't enforced here?
If you're going to bring up retarded bullshit no one cares about then why can't he?
>>52717741
>I happen to like my cage!
Enjoy your nanny state, Clapistan.
>>52717727
What irony you idiotic cunt? Nobody ever denied that we have retarded people in America who do stupid shit. The difference is that we don't generally pad our fucking country in bubble wrap because freedom can sometimes be dangerous.
>>52717783
Wh
Helmet laws are enforced everywhere in Australia except NT.
>>52717611
Bold words for someone coming from a country that bans fucking kinder eggs
Aussies may be forcing this one but it REALLY is ridiculous and then you read news like '9 year old girl in US of A found pistol in dad's drawer and shot herself'
This is stupid and don't defend this
>>52717831
>You can be arrested or fined for harassing Bigfoot (Washington)
You can't even call bigfoot a cunt, you can't make this shit up
>95% of his country is an uninhabitable shithole because it just hasnt loaded yet
>>52717831
>The difference is that we don't generally pad our fucking country in bubble wrap because freedom can sometimes be dangerous.
Nah, you just get locked in a cage instead
>>52717831
Yeah and I've already said that we aren't happy about being a nanny state. I don't even know what the fuck you're so angry about lad.
You go on and on about how wonderful America is but holy shit you cunts are the most insecure people on /int/
>>52717858
>let me tell you about your country
Just because they exist doesn't mean they're enforced
>>52717860
I already addressed this Pyotr. Yes it's a dumb as fuck law, but we have far less nanny state laws than Australia.
>>52717858
How did I ride without a helmet all childhood then mate?
The answer would be that you're a retard who lives in a nanny state would it? I think it is.
>It is illegal to fall asleep with your shoes on. (North Dakota)
It cannot be fabricated.
>>52717885
And in cuckstralia soon you won't be able to post at all thanks to increasing hate speech laws.
Continue memeing away friend. I look forward to seeing what commodity you'll increase taxes on next, end up banning or increasing restrictions on.
>>52717831
>freedom
Don't use words you don't understand. Get annexed and genocided a few times and maybe then you will know that freedom is.
>>52717960
>A motorist with criminal intentions must stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town (Washington)
The Canadian influence on Washington was stronk
>>52718036
>Be American
>Swear in front of a corpse in Georgia
>Nanny state comes to arrest you
>Get shot
hi where are the shitposting?
>>52718082
Yeah that Beaner """"""American""""" autist is in this thread.
>>52717960
Tbh it's your liberal gun laws that are stupid
T. Someone who has never seen a firearm and never heard of a gunfight in this country
australians = aboriginals, the rest are white trash that originate from prison
>>52717985
You either live in the NT or you weren't caught in the act, idiot. Unhelmeted riders regularly recieve fines in your cities. Maybe if you lived in some bumfuck town, the police wouldn't notice or care.
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/international/australia
>It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.
>>52718213
Not him but I live in Sydney and many times have had cops drive right by me and look directly at me when helmetless. They do not give a shit.
Of course you know more about this than me somehow right?
>>52718213
>Y-Y-You just never rode past a single cop during your entire childhood!
Maybe you're just projecting your childhood where you spent all your time locked in a Freedom Cage ™ thanks to your nanny state.
>It is illegal for men with mustaches to kiss women (Nevada)
>>52717739
DESTROYED
>>52715944
>muh guns make up for my country being a nigga spic infested shithole
You guys really are pathetic third world mongrels
guys instead of playing post tennis with the american i'd advise that you all ignore him because he's saying exactly what he says in every thread anyway
picture unrelated
>>52718143
tb.h rb.h I don't care about what some slavic cunt thinks of constitutional rights. Nonethless this has nothing to do with being a nanny state. Go start a gun thread and fuck off.
>>52718066
http://chambers.vic.edu.au/24-weird-rules-australia/
America is only free in the country where it sucks. In the cities it's crime ridden shithole comparable to Russia only with blacks
>>52718340
>Be American
>Put Oysters in a bucket in Maryland
>Nanny state police come and lock me in a cage for mistreating them
>Shoot myself
>>52716710
Hey mate give him a break he's scared shitless of jamal and juan, they make up half his country so he needs to protect himself somehow
>>52718292
>>52718308
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/why-police-booked-cyclists-22000-times-in-the-last-four-years/news-story/b59ffe39b4ba60f2eabb53cf2e2a2c53
>22,000 times
>t-they don't care
cannot fabricate this shit up
Alright I made fun of you guys for enough today. Gonna hit up some csgo. Later m8s
>>52717577
But you're from Turkey???
>>52718483
Later babe xoxo
>>52718515
%30 of Turkey is secular and not religious. Also i'm half Russian.
>>52718723
you'll be fine, try brisbane if you can handle a lot of asians
>>52717739
>>52717739
FEED HIM MUNGO
>>52718786
I checked Brisbane it's looking awesome, thanks. Also I like Asians.
>>52719229
>>52718723
Oh lol I always thought u guys were all Muslims, I guess you're alright, like the other guy said Brisbane is a very nice place it's a decent sized city, not too big or too small. If you're looking for more rural places there's plenty along Queensland and the Sunshine Coast is amazing
