Would you like an Australian bf to cuddle and drink goon with?
>>52706647
He has small penis than mine Lol
>>52706684
t. r/AsianMasculinity
>>52706718
There is nothing wrong with Reddit.
>>52706647
Naw I bladdy wouln't, myaight
there is literally nothing wrong with being australian
>>52706647
lads never buy casket port, it is literally toxic
>>52707153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJjrFdJ002A&ab_channel=SimMo
>>52706647
Absolutely.
I'd love to have an Australian bf.
>>52707153
i would cuddle with him
>>52706647
My friend are you trying to tempt me?
>>52707189
r u grill???
>>52706647
I don't drink alcohol or do drugs
C-could I still get an Aussie bf? :3
>>52707235
absolutely not, what kind of homosexual doesn't do drugs anyway
fucking casuals
>>52707224
I can be whatever you want me to be.
>>52707251
T-the me kind of homosexual
I also want monogamy please ;-;
anyone else gotten their yearly bug plague?
mine came on christmas eve. Santa brought them poison.
>>52707297
i've seen those before but don't remember what they call them
>>52707282
can you do the succ???
>>52707174
it's for when you're already drunk and want to stay drunk or puke before morning
but yeah it's not a drink for people who are sober
>>52707285
>I also want monogamy please ;-;
>>52707113
i'll sue you for that.
>>52707297
why are there thongs on your clothes line
>>52707359
they're christmas lights
>>52707326
Of course.
How big are you down there?
this guy is best Australian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4BL8pWaz4o
>>52707344
It's a pipe dream I know but I can't stop believing in it
>>52707389
I have no idea how I would even find an alcohol + drug free monogamous homosexual in real life
>>52707453
pick two
Are Aussie bucks cut or uncut? How are they in the sack?
>>52707479
uncut
like any country it varies; but there's a ton more fitness freaks here so there's that
>>52707382
6.2inch
no bully
>>52707518
Not big but not bad.
7.5 inch here.
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sage and report the mentally ill
>>52707531
7.5 Inch metric or imperial?
>>52707538
>homophobe aussie that always posts in gay threads
>>52706647
What the fuck is goon
Here a goon is a retarded/lolsy fuck you joke about with your friends
>>52707359
those are flip flops silly :3
>>52707546
it's cheap casket white wine that people drink as a joke and to get wasted without paying much
kind of like russians and thunderbird mouthwash
>>52707453
It doesn't exist. I can make concessions though.
I'm totally fine with alcohol and drugs as long as you don't have a problem and the drugs are light (think weed).
>>52707541
U foking wot m8.
>>52707580
Oh so boxed wine.
That shit is fucked I drank so much of that I had a hangover for two days.
You guys do slap the bag too?
>>52707582
honestly i prefer monogamy and don't even do drugs but if you can't put up with anime and binge drinking it's not going to work
>>52707453
I've found a few on Grindr. They're pretty attractive too.
They also happen to be crazy as fuck.
there is literally nothing wrong with aussies
>>52707453
I know a /pol/ gay guy; as long as you dont mind being told that you're both living in sin and are degenerates he'd probably fit the bill
>>52707623
I like animes
As long as the binge drinking is kept under the rug and doesn't affect our personal life I don't mind :3
Basically as long as I can ignore the problem I'm happy
>>52707656
I am a /pol/ gay guy but I am not religious and only think the lgbt community is degenerate cry babies not gays in general
>>52707772
he was like that once
now he's a self hating gay
it'll happen to you too if you dont go easy on the /pol/
>>52707815
No I've browsed for a very long time
Never went through the self hate shit in fact I was relieved to find other people who hated shit like Pride and whores
It's actually quite easy to be gay and conservative it just makes you a hyper minority who is hated by a lot of people that's all
Any fags in Melbourne or nah?
>inb4 Melb is fag central
>>52707888
yeah I can dig it; I'm bi and conservative and I've been told I'm lying about being bi a few times for being anti-pride
>>52707888
Don't sweat it, anon. At least you have the beautifully stunning and brave Caitlyn Jenner on your side.
>>52708026
>>inb4 melb is fag central
>tfw north side brisbanite
You dont suffer like I do; there's only 1 gay bar in town. It's mixed and it's an hours drive from where I live
>>52706647
Yes actually, though I don't want any goon myself. Whenever I'm on /int/ I feel more affectionate towards my fellow Aussies because their shitposting entertains me.
>>52708030
Yeah exactly it's really funny I think
It's like they can't wrap their head around a gay who doesn't think like them
>>52708064
Buckle up buckaroo
>>52708080
Be careful what you wish for. Pretty sure gay bars in Melbourne are full of femfags and slutty white chicks trying to grind your dick. Does that sound even slightly fun to you?
>>52708459
same thing here
but it beats grindr
>>52708506
Does it? Does it really?
>>52707389
I'm a gay also looking for monogamy if you're cute
>>52708506
Trying Hornet just recently. It's far better designed
>>52708557
You probably live far far away though
I know how this works
And I'm half cute I guess sorta
>>52708506
What's the alternative to meeting guys without those god awful slut apps and gay "HIV cesspool" bars? Why can't this be fucking easy?
>>52708430
My best mate back home was gay and he can't stand people who define themselves by it
I'm bordering on bi myself and I know I do
No aboriginal bf to homestead with :-(
>>52708595
Which state bby ;)
>>52708763
god is punishing us for our sinful ways.
>be 30
>broke up with bf last month
>found out he cheated
>was a good 12 years
wont date again, wont fuck again. gay men are shit. i think i will get a few dozen cats to keep me company. the blokes from my rugby club will laugh at that though
I had sex with an australian guy once, he gave me the best bj of my life.
>>52710435
If you weren't an old cunt, I'd say come here. Sorry you got cheated on, m80.
>>52710435
he probably cheated on your multiple times before
>>52709394
california
>>52707479
>How are they in the sack?
>tfw I'm a terrible root
:(
>>52710608
>>52710662
he wanted to go on with relationship cept he said it must be an open one.
so i laughed and left.
>>52706647
nice post
>>52710720
>>52710435
I would honestly let you top me out of pure sympathy for that.
>I'm completely straight and I've never had a gay experience
>My gf cheated on me and desu I wouldn't mind seeing where I'm at, you know?
>tfw /int/ is dominated by a bunch of normie aussies
are you even trying, /int/?
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>>52709358
God it fucking grihttps://i.4cdn.org/int/1451208868295.jpgnds my gears that these types of people classify themselves as Abos
You're white as fuck
>>52710827
I want to dominate a normie aussie.
>>52710880
i bet you do you faggot
>>52710869
how does an aussie become an abbo? a letter from one of the abbo chiefs?
>>52710910
I do.
>>52706647
Yes, yes please.
Though I don't drink.
>>52710918
i'll fuck your dick off cunt
>>52710720
That's fucked up. After 12 years, that's really fucking retarded. He'll probably get AIDS at some point from all his fucking around, especially in SA.
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>>52710959
Yeah if I were gay in SA i'd get the fuck out of there ASAP
Shiit you all are gays here, fucking gays!
>>52710869
This guy is clearly aboriginal >>52709358
Secondly blame your government forcibly taking mixed race kids and making them marry whites through assimilationist education for having some pale ones now.
>>52710988
>not sucking dick
>not cuddling up to your qt bf while playing vidya, watching tv
>not having someone to double as workout buddy and fuckbuddy
Russia, you're... you're just living life completely wrong.
>>52710869
>Randomly relinked the image in the middle of my sentence
>mfw
>>52710913
I honestly don't even know, I'd assume there's some documents you can get that prove you're 1/32 Abo because on a lot of Government forms there is an option that indicates you're Abo so you would have to prove it if you said you were, and Abo's can get a seperate extra welfare payment If they're studying so you would have to prove you're Abo to get that aswell. A few years ago one of the most prominent conservative commentators in the country said white people were ripping off the system by saying they were Abo and leftists got really butthurt
>>52710998
He looks 1/4 Abo at most
>>52711031
have fun getting AIDS
>>52707453
>tfw that's me
>>52710913
You have to pass three requirements. Gotta have aboriginal blood, self-identify as an aboriginal and have the recognition of your relevant aboriginal community. After that, you're an aboriginal in the eyes of the government even if your skin is more white than someone from Orania. It's a bit dumb desu.
>>52711031
>Australian faggot
Shiiiit.
>>52711063
Have fun fucking some woman and then having to pay for her and your kids for 18 years while she screws another guy, you disgusting cuck.
>>52711063
KIDS is worse than AIDS though
>>52711144
>>52711168
>tfw weeding out gays is this easy
Relationships between two homosexual men never last
>>52711262
it can last if they are both self centerd ass holes in an open relationship. seen it happen. But personally i wont call it a relationship.
Anyone else here /probablybibuthaven'texperimentedyetoutofanxietyandshyness/
>>52711361
I never understood people who were confused about it
what kind of porn do you watch?
>>52711361
You don't need to fuck someone to know if you want to fuck them.
>>52711262
My ex has been in a monog long term relationship with the boy he left me for (they were together a bit long before we met)
They're both tall, blonde and model tier gorgeous. Weebs though, my ex was really the best, we were best friends until recently :-/
It can happen, just not for me
>>52711491
The whole straight spectrum, shemale and reverse pov (woman's perspective on bj/sex)
>>52711522
See that's the thing, I've found a few guys sexually attractive in my life but literally 1 in a 1000
>>52711558
Sexually attractive to the point where you would actually want to be sexual with them?
>>52711610
I would like to suck on their penis, have them fuck me but not kiss them
>>52711632
>but not kiss them
You're a shittastesexual.
>>52711685
Maybe I'd enjoy it once tried but as of right now I don't find the thought appealing
>>52711717
>he doesn't want to gently caress those soft lips, rubbing his cheeks against the tickly stubble
>he doesn't want to feel the hot breath one his face
I wish I weren't a virgin.
>>52711632
Kissing them has a romantic component that you're probably not used to if you've grown up your whole life mainly thinking about chicks. This is either just a hypersexual phase you're going through or you're legitimately into guys but haven't discovered the "romantic" side to it.
Just fuck (or be fucked by) one with no strings attached and see how it goes.
>>52711793
Yeah I've always been after girls and had several girlfriends.
Since I was young though (earliest I can think was about 10/11) I've found the rare guy strangely attractive.
Done anal play literally since before I knew how to masturbate and always pictured myself in the girl's position watching porn
>>52711717
I didn't even know if I could fuck a girl until I kissed one and got a boner. I've always wanted to try that with a straight guy and see if the same thing happens
>>52711793
2bh buttsex is not great the first few times and mostly hurts
>>52712048
If you're qt and ever in Auckland you can perhaps kiss me and if that goes well enjoy my ass
>>52712080
I've heard this, but I've had a pretty big dildo and found it nothing but pleasurable. Isn't it more to do with lube and easing into it?
I know the act will be more violent having a man thrust in etc and not under my control, but it must feel pretty good
>>52712153
picachu bunny guy?
>>52712296
What?
>>52712528
ah not you, there is a kiwi int gay poster that always posts pics of himself in a picachu outfit or with bunny ears.
he is very cute .
>>52712605
He sounds a lot more certain of his gayness
why is this thread still up?
OP the mentally ill autist talking to himself for like 10 hours. holy shit lmao
>>52711031
>Not getting frostbite after being outside for 5 minutes
>not drinking copious amounts of vodka to numb your depression
