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How do Scandinavians tell each other apart?


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How do Scandinavians tell each other apart?
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>>52694031
Probably in the same ways like they do in USA
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Easy
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>>52694229
Gross
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>>52694031
By smell.
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Those Drilsvik twins. I'm obsessed with scandi girls.
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>>52694399
why do you like small town village gals?
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>>52694487
Are you serious? They're the fucking best Toki, that's why
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ARR ROOK SAME
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>>52694399
are you a farmer?
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>>52694031
It depressed me that they will never stick their feet in my face.
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>>52694487
They are less stuck up than city bitches.
Also I romanticize the countryside life because I grew up in Flanders (read: the biggest city on earth, pic related we don't really have countryside just endless connected towns) with a nerdy dad so I go all "grass is greener on the other side" about the simple life.

>tfw no short pale blonde blue eyed fit Norwegian girlfriend to live with in some small town and have many children and go hiking with our dogs and skiing and kayaking etc
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>>52694229
And the same like Slavs.
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>all those gorgeous feet
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>>52694229

Right is waifu
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>>52694588
>ywn take a huge whiff of her seat after she farts into it on a hot summer's day
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>>52694537
nah
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>>52694031
Danes are fatter while fins have high cheekbones.
> What about Norwegians
Danes in denies.
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swedes are black
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>>52694709
>North Texas
>implying they aren't from a small town

Toki pls
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>>52694641
wow, slav girls btfo everyone. Those girls seem really slutty though.
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>>52694761
I wish I could block Finns and Australians.
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>>52694031
Scent
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>>52694229
Bottle blond + tan it's a really trash-tier combo.
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>>52694779
They are. Everybody in this photo have unnatural lips, it's common only beetween whores and gold-diggers.
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Post exotic swedish qts.
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>>52694818
Don't take it too seriously bro :D
t. other finn
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They arr rook same haha

I want to breed with a Scandi..
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>>52694031
I want to lick them feets.
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>>52694818
shut up nigger
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>>52694910
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>>52694936
>bro
>Sweden
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>>52695076
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>>52694936
see >>52695081
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>>52694980
Here are more norwegian girls. Hope you like them Bergen ones https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WitdgPFnt4
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>>52695125
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>>52695156
Do you know where based Emilie is from?
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>>52695162
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>>52695076
Nej. This is not what I want. Post ordinary smiling swedish girls.
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>>52695252
Dont really have any of those desu
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>>52695252
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i want a gf
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>>52695304
That`s sad. I like northern girls even if they ugly for other peoples.
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>>52694031
You smell the women's butts to differentiate them, got to say visiting Scandinavian countries was an amazing experience.
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thanks to our enrichment, it is very easy for me to tell my friends apart.
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>>52695215
No, but I would guess it's one of them villages which lays a few hours outside of Oslo.
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Beesti desu
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>>52695437
elaborate family
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I know high school graduates get to use these silly hats in Fin/Swe but what about in Norway, Denmark or Iceland?
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>>52695872
tell me more about these "hats"
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>>52694031
Why do scandavians smell like milk? Why do white people in general just naturally smell like milk that was left on the counter for a little too long?

Dated a scandavian exchange girl for a while and it was the first thing I noticed when she didn't have perfume on.

T. Chink
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Since so many here are obsessed about norwegian village girls, what do you think about village girls from outside of Bergen city? Strong, smart they are, and they could probably give beatings to any other village girl from anywhere else in the country
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>>52696100
you usually are pretty wasted when wearing those
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>>52696041
Meme hats
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Student_cap
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>>52696154
fug meant for >>52696041
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When I was at the airport in oslo all the fucking people looked the same.

Scandis are like blonde asians
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>>52696113
i want 14 to sit on my face
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>>52696195
>t. adbul
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>>52696195
They do????
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>>52696195
>When I was at the airport in oslo all the fucking people looked the same.
You got that impression in Oslo? The heart of vibrancy in Norway?

>Scandis are like blonde asians
Fun story, when I was 2-3 years old and in kindergarden the caretakers sat us down in a ringe and we were asked to take turn do descripe ourselves on feature at a time. First one would say whether they were short or tall, then the next one. When we got to answering what our eye-colour was, I answered wrong because I didn't think brown eyes was an option. Everyone before me had answered blue or green.
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>>52694487
Nordic woman = best woman
>tfw not a norwegian viking at the viking age with hot shield maiden wife wich i drink and have sex with all the time
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Im hispanic (parents are from Puerto Rico) with white skin but obvious carribean features, will scandivanian girls still like me?
Only girl I met from there almost hooked up with me but stopped because I was "too young" (I was 18, she was 24)
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>>52696520
Your story suggests that they would. Aim for younger ones.
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>>52696520
No
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>>52696520
>asking on 4chan if girls are going to like you
No
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>>52695741
Pheromones, every girl has her own. You have to put your face on her ass and take a very good sniff. It's a costum to do this with a group of girls you just met, of course you don't have to keep sniffing their asses all the time after you know their scent well enough you can differentiate them. Distance smelling is impractical too at first unfortunately because the scent of each Scandi girl is watered down naturally.
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>>52696407
Yes and Norwegian west-coast village gals are the nicest ones, they are both nice and pretty. The other ones are just pretty desu
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>>52696672
Well with my looks it seems I have better luck with girls from different countries / regions
I've only ever met one scadanavian so was just looking for input
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>>52695156
Appreciate it man
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>>52695586
>tfw I will never suomi finland perkele
>tfw I will be forced to durka durka mohammed jihad under shariah law
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>>52696100
Its the dairy in the diet. I can smell it too on people who eat alot of dairy.
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>>52696407
do you happen to know what the word maiden implies
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>>52696100
You are what you eat.
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if u like liberal fedora-tier politics, u will luv scandi girls. they're like obama impersonators. and obsessed with normie vine/instagram memes and really bad american reality TV. and they think of themselves as SO funny and SO intelligent and SO graceful, but they shove it down ur throat and u just get sick of it BLAHHKKK
>t. former scandiboo

just take them with a grain of salt . very overrated in general
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>>52696803
Girls on a holiday are about 5 times easier than they would be back home. Keep that in mind.
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>>52697351
Women who travel alot are easier in general.
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>>52697351
>Girls on a holiday are about 5 times easier than they would be back home. Keep that in mind.
very sharp of you finalnd.
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>>52696195
>>52696318
They are???
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>>52695872
We have have similar hats in Denmark.

The color of the band depends on what educational path you have chosen.

For instance, people who gratuated on STX (Regular Examination Program), which I'm currently studying will get a hat with dark red band, while people on HHX/HTX (Higher Business Examination Program/Higher Technical Examination Program) receives a dark blue band and HF (Higher Preparatory Examination Program) receives a light blue band. Of course, we have a bunch of other colors, but these four are from regular high schools or 'gymnasium' as we call it.
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>>52697664
skinny tall blonde women virtually all look the same
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>>52697728
>people with many of the same characteristics look similar
you don't say?
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>>52697728
Not really. You can tell the difference if they are from different regions.
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>>52697840
>>people with many of the same characteristics look similar
How are those many characteristics? It's like saying all two legged two eyed creatures look the same
>>52697843
every single one looks the same here idk about regions.
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>>52695872
We have hats and pants here
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>>52695162
She looks terrified
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>>52697912
>skinny
>tall
>blonde
>woman
And you might as well throw
>about the same age
in there because if you think a 20 year old blonde and a 50 year old blonde look the same your eyes are fucked
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Is sweden white?
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>>52698166
faces don't have to do with bodies.
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>>52698110
we too
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>>52698166
>skinny
>tall
>brown hair
do they all look the same? #Rekt
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>>52698235
Nice. I did not know of this.
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>>52698308
No, and neither do blondes.
"#rekt"
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>>52696787
>yes they are cute and nice
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>>52698110
They mostly prefer to wear identical hoodies. Only on special occasion they wear dresses
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What about them dudes? Anyone here into dudes? Any homos or gals here?
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>>52698765
That's a bunch of ugly mofos tbqh familia
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>>52694818
cucks mad again
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>>52698842
Only homos and gals knows that, are you a homo BTW?
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>>52698842
>>52698891
Stop being so rude you fucking autist

Just fuck off lmao
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>>52698235
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>>52698967
I think he's just an ordinary Helsinki sissy boi
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>>52699003
Shut up Ahmed and go back to Sweden.
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>>52699094
They love cocks, especially the black ones infested with AIDS and ebola HAHHAAHA

Would kill 2bqfrank
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>>52699003
>implying we're the same person
Also go back to your hugbox if people with different opinions anger you so
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>>52699003
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>>52699116
#outbantered
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>>52699003
>autist calling others autist
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>>52699116
>>52699202
>>52699247
>>52699348
Wew, so many (You)'s
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>>52699452
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>>52699502
Nice, check out my (You)
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>>52699452
tapa ittes
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>>52699571
They just keep coming
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>>52697664
>>52698631
what is with all the brown hair senpai

I thought norway was 95% blonde
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^^^haha et saanu youta vitun kusipäävammane
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>>52699644
Funland is the most blonde country, with Sweden as a close second (though if you count all those shitskins it's probably Norway)
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>>52699677
vituttaako nami nami?

itkettääkö?
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>>52699644
Stavanger city students. Aren't they cute you think?
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>>52699746
No hä :--DD
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>>52696195
>blonde asians

This is my fetish, tell me more senpai
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>>52699777
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>>52699836
Ota lisää
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>>52699859
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>>52699823
You like them don't you huh? He mentioned Oslo, so here you have them
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Joku on niin säälittävä että muokkaa kuvia saadaksen (you)
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>>52699970
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>>52694031
In my experience Suomoi girls have larger racks.
>they're also fatter kek
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>>52700070
How does it feel to NEVER EVER suck BIG FINNISH TITS you fucking NERD??

Man, they taste so good you wouldn't believe

So soft and warm and cum inducing
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>>52699644
They're from coastal towns and descended from whores spreading their legs when Alberto Barbosa and his merchants came with their trading vessels to their ports.
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>>52700142
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>>52700181
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>>52700142

w-w- it's still christmas weekend, don't bully this hard
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>>52700154
Yeah maybe in Stavanger, but in Bergen they was cooler. They brought with them hoes from south America. After all, many shipping companies had base there in Bergen. Some Alberto Barbosa was also represented in Bergen.
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>>52700181
>>52700070
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID I SWEAR M8 I'D WRECK YOUR BOIPUSS ARSEHOLE
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>>52700361
;^)
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tell your grills to stop painting their skin orange

British slags have lighter skin
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>>52700493
We like them orange
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>>52700529
Do you want your grills to marry blecks and Huehue so their children have darker skin?
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>>52700654
no other orange people they can marry
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>>52700688
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>>52700688
k
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>>52694031
my sister is in that pic guaranteed 0% bullshit she's in a dance group

no you can't have her number or facebook
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>>52700070
>>52700142
>>52700181
>>52700235
>>52700361
This is now a Typical Finnish Grill thread.
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>>52700805
THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS POST YOU FUCKING SHIT NIGGER????
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>>52700856
i am penis
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>>52700869
because it's 4am I'm still at my parents' house for christmas so nothing else to do but check /int/ on my phone and I aee my fucking little sister
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>>52700932
Your little sister has been ravaged by many a black cock
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>>52700946
you wish you had a black cock to ravage her with
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>>52700932
Give me her number AND facebook account

RIGHT NOW
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>>52700946
you are obssesed
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>>52700964
;^)
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>>52694031
think norges and swedes look alike, you can tell finns from the others since they look like you know... mongols
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>>52695379
Finns need to learn Georgian script to be full elves.
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>>52701073
You'd know, wouldn't you, brother?
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>>52696100
a liter of milk a day minimum is just normal consumption for anyone under 20

after that maybe half a litre but milk every day
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>>52701073
No our hillbillies are the best looking, best looking hillbillies in the whole world god damn it
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>>52700907
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