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Two days ago there happened a huge shit in my life. I liked one qt grill living in my hood. She didn't care to notice me first, but then I saw her smiling at me. She was with her friends. I was scared to come up and was just standing and smiling back. Then she stood up and started moving towards me. She came up to me very close smiling and said that she wanted me and we needed a place to fuck. I didn't know what to say and she offered to go over the garage. Where she kissed me and asked to touch her breast. I was red of confusion and my d was up. I thought that on that day I would lose wisdom. She gave me a languishing glance and said: "take this shit in the hand" and pointed out a piece of dog shit on the ground. I picked it up and started smelling it then smear it aroud my face. My d was getting harder. She was touching her tits whispering curse words. Then she said to bit it. I lifted it to my mouth and bit it a little. She was happy and horny. And I made a bigger bit. She smiled. I was standing still and chewing. And jerking. Then I heard laugh coming from somewhere near. I looked around and saw her friends filming all this on the phone. She started laughing and I ran away crying. What to do, /int?
Tell her that the world is full of rich men who would adopt her from Russia's misery.
Join Russian Army, go die heroically in Syria or Ukraine and be remembered well by your comrades.
If you're willing to eat shit you can take a little buttfucking from your officer.
>>52692872
You fucked up
Your best option is to force her to do the same then blackmail her, or plainly threaten her
If she will say "we'll delete this if you pay us" don't give them money
They won't delete shit (hehe)
Nice German culture thread, my Volga friend.
>>52693176
His syntax is undeniably Russian. There is no denying this one as one of your own.
>>52693237
Both germans and russians are shitty nations
>>52693266
Why are Poles the only people I ever see playing Red Orchestra 1?
Literal shitpost :D
>>52692872
>She gave me a languishing glance and said: "take this shit in the hand" and pointed out a piece of dog shit on the ground. I picked it up and started smelling it then smear it aroud my face
>>52693237
What if he imitates russian syntax fluently?
>>52692872
Move to Germany.
Also next time this happens offer the girl a bite first.
>>52692872
Post the video
>>52693237
>American education reply
You're so cute.
>>52692872
i'm enlisting in 7 hours
having a last fap right now before putting in 4-5 hours of sleep
fucking tired as shit but my mind won't stop running
this is a blogposting thread right?
>>52692872
Pasta? See you on VK soon, lol.
>>52693237
He obivously implied OP is a Volga German.
>>52693506
I am unaware of this demographic. I'm glad I saw this reply before I posted the lukewarm retort I typed out for >>52693414
>>52692872
Well you could give my number to that qt
Why are we pretending like any of this actually happened?
>>52692872
I just finished fapping and read this story while cleaning my dick from cum with a tissue
>>52693596
Germans used to be all over Russia and Kazakhstan. A lot of them emigrated to the US or fled to Germany after WWII while they were persecuted.
>>52693743
I come into tissue, but I never wipe with it, it just ends up getting pasted onto my dick.
>>52693596
>>52693763
Volga Germans are fun. Muh heritage as fuck. Use every opportunity to remind you they're Germans:
>Right in time, German punctuality
>German quality
>German this
>German that
>>52692872
she was slutty enough to let her touch her tits for the sake of a prank ? looks like you've dodged a bullet comrad
>>52693895
I would let him touch my tits if he ate a live turd and I got to film it tbĪ·.
>>52693062
Based Poland. You are truly reliable mate.
