Andre juledag-edition
Invited: Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Estonia, Latvia
Wannabees who will show up regardless: Netherlands, UK, Russia, Germany
i'm 1/250th norwegian pls
hi
Scotland here
What is our role in this?
100% Scandinavian blood here
>>52677298
You need to add:
North Poland
Nordic Russia (Murmasnk+Karelia+Ingermanland+Novgorod+Pskov)
Otherwise it won't be complete :^(
t. Holmgård pro
>>52677502
You wear a dress and play the bagpipe, but not too loudly.
>>52677502
Fifth columnists to ensure the fall of the UK
We are so fucken wannabees, that even making the movie right now.
https://youtu.be/ny9Fmx-rUKQ
Are we fucked?
>>52677666
WE WUZ WIKANGZ
>>52677678
No
Just change your flag, tricolors are too continental tbqh
>>52677563
No Slavs allowed
>>52677799
why are fingols allowed then? they don't even speak an european language
novgorod was way more nordic than those mongols from central asia
why would you even take baltics, we slavo-balts used to be one
>>52677298
The official religion of this union would be autism. 99% of people would follow it.
>>52678139
Finnish was spoken in Novgorod
>>52678139
Finns are 100% nordic
Nordic doesn't mean "muh vikangs"
I just want to see Norway and Sweden argue about who really was viking.
>Greenland
Are diaspora welcome?
>>52678570
Only if you proudly celebrate your heritage.
>>52678618
I eat shark that tastes like piss at least once a week and contemplate suicide every night. Does that answer your question?
>>52679145
>suicide
>>>/lithuania/
>>>/slav/
>>>/hungary/
>>52679258
>Finland
>not being suicidal
Get out of Suomi, immigrant scum
>>52679599
Melancholy is not being suicidal you lardlord.
>>52679145
delet
>>52678139
Fun fact: Russia is coldest nordick country
>>52678570
no
Schleswig-Holstein here.
>>52679599
>murica
>in a Nordic thread
>>52679910
When will you leave Germany and become a part of Denmark?
virker antidepressivum
>>52679944
>become
come back you mean :D
>>52680140
yes
>>52679897
>Sakha respublic
>russia
>>52680357
What does this picture of my family have to do with anything? Delete it
>>52680386
>t.Sven Halfson
Don't go to /his/ guys. Stay safe here.
>>52680517
t. Soclose Yetsofar
>>52677394
You can't be 1/250 something. You meant 1/256.
>>52680016
I always find you in here. And I think that you are the only faroese that seeks for /nordic/ every time.
>>52680934
Are you that guy who hates Norway?
>>52677298
nordick lol
>>52680357
Why people call Yakutia like that? It's too easy to confuse with Sakhalin, which is also inhabited by yellow people and claimed by both Chinese and Japanese
>>52679697
...þess?
>>52679918
>>52679907
Sorry
>>52679643
Explain. This seems unrelated to what I said.
>>52677298
>Wannabees who will show up regardless: Netherlands, UK, Russia, Germany
But why you added 2 russian regions on your map?
Did you know that aside from memes Finns have absolutely nothing to do with mongols?
>>52678570
Fuck diaspora and muh hurritage
hello fellow nordics
>>52681687
Explain why I did my conscription in the 7th horse archer brigade then
>>52682031
>>52681950
Drinking glögg with vodka right now
Can the Yukon be Nordic? It's cold and people are weird here.
>>52682543
Would accept as a colony tbqh
It's not easy being homosexual nationalist in Nordic country
I don't belong anywhere
>>52682656
Noice where do I get my oil money cheques?
>>52682731
lol
>>52682543
Vinland is Nordic
Skraelingar people there repelled the poor peaceful Norwegians
>>52682762
You don't, we're saving it, we're not a gulf country
Northern Canada seems bretty similar to the northern part of the nordic countries tbqh, butifel nature, lots of people with guns, endless forests, sparsely populated, crazy natives, gold miners and so on
>>52682731
Try liking anime. I dont even have a waifu and yet other Danes still tell me to end myself on this site.
>>52682911
No, anime fans are same as bronies and anime makes guys turn feminine cunts.
>>52682911
Article 459 of the Nordic constitution clearly states that the sale and possession of anime is illegal
>>52682898
Pretty much. We even have a Swedish style government.
>>52682911
Some anime is alright but most of it is otaku pandering garbage. Denmark is pretty normie as a country though innit?
>>52683030
Is that what happened to this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHReqKRvonE
That part of germany should be red too and so should latvia and lithuania
And take out that shit explaining what scotland is, that's very easy to assume from the "imperium"
t. map pro
>>52683164
With Yukon, the Northwestern territories and Nunavut in addition to Greenland and Svalbard, our reign in the Arctic will rival that of Russias
>>52683164
That guy is egg
>>52677298
Wait, we're invited now what lol?
GIBS ME A MOUNTAIN NORWAY
NOW!!!!!!!
what anime do you guys watch?
I watch anime desu
>>52683543
second season of chuunibyou
>>52683543
Shinsekai Yori
i'm northern german yet partially croatian. am i allowed posting here?
>>52683375
Always beesti
>>52683435
in 2 years
>>52683543
I watch some anime, but Im still gonna ask you to stop shitposting like that.
>>52677298
>invited Estonia and Latvia
I thought you guys were against it
>>52678249
thx bro. Norway, Finland, Denmark, Sweden and Iceland are the only true nordic countries.
Anyone know of any good resources on learning Icelandic?
>>52683875
Don't forget estonia tbqh. They are to you what Iceland is to Norway, except that they were occupied by the Russians
>>52683875
How is Estonia not Nordic then? They're basically post-soviet Finns and have le blonde hair
>>52684011
Isnt this one old?
but iam hibernia :)
>>52683875
>>52684011
Finland and Estonia are both inbetweeners of Baltic and Nordic imo
>>52684057
Go away t*rk
uae is actually nordic haha
>>52685479
I knew someone was missing haha
haha
haha
>>52678570
>1/512th nord
>watched vikings and decides to become nordboo
>diaspora
hehe mm
>>52683543
mumindalen tbqhwy
>>52683972
Just dont
Real vikings were from Norway
Hey there. I learned English and now want to study one more language. I chose Scandinavian language but don't know which of them is most useful. Can you please tell me what language should I learn to understand most Scandinavian languages?
>>52686999
Norwegian.
They write like Danes, but speak kinda like Swedes.
>>52686561
Why not? It's a beautiful language
>>52678139
>le epic butthurt memes
Stay slav, non-white scum.
>>52683580
t. anders
>>52687028
Thank you, kind comrade.
>>52686999
I once learned basic things on the internet from nordic languages, training with my headset, and it seems that icelandic is the most simple, beautiful and related to everything language. I would say its the most awesome nordic coutry too, but it seems that it actually is a giant volcano gray wasteland
>>52686999
Latvian. Pure /nordic/ here. If you learn latvian you can teach your brethren to try and integrate.
>>52686999
999
>>52687666
666
Satan commands it, learn Latvian you faggot.
>>52687708
Why learn Latvian when one could learn Eesti
>>52687708
haha not a chance in hell, friend!
>>52687781
That's what ur mum said.
>>52682418
It's better mixed with cognac.
I feel foreign here
>>52688070
t. my dick entering ur mum
>>52688125
But I don't want a Mongol brother/sister, anon
>>52687617
If you read Icelandic you can understand some words but generally into not mutually intelligible with the other north germanic languages, except Faroese.
>>52678210
Lies Slovenian was spoken there. Also in Pskov.
And Karelian and Ingrian/Izhoran
>>52678249
Nordic - Northern Germanic.
Nordic Paganism was Northern Germanic Paganism
Nordic languages are Northern Germanic languages
>>52679831
You'd be better off Orthodox. Like your Ingrian or Estonian brothers
>>52688245
>north germanic
Wut?
>>52688876
>estonians
>orthodox
Only like a few thousand in Saaremaa because of sneaky ruski tsar, but that changes nothing, they are not. Orthodox is pm for oriental tatar-slavs like moskals. Bulbash pls.
I'm going by the Rosetta Stone lessons and just now it asked "simmar hunden?" while showing the pic of a dog swimming. How should it be translated? "Is the dog swimming?"?
>>52692545
Yep
>>52677799
>No Slavs allowed
Too late.
>>52692891
thank you m8
>>52677298
FINLAND IS NORDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
>>52696142
nordic council emblem is gay
needs viking raven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-H4MHOCY_U
forskellen mellem danmark og sverige
>>52698993
Kek
Hvor kan jeg se hele??
>>52699092
https://www.dr.dk/tv/se/debatten/debatten-2015-12-17#!/
>>52683973
NO. NO. estonia is a önskeråvære nordic country
>>52686999
Checked
Learn norwegian, because it's an easy language to learn and it doesnt sound like shit
>>52678250
>implying swedekeks ever were true vikings
Perkele, pekka, go shitpost on another board please
>>52698993
Känslan när man är på Danmarks sida istället för Sveriges...
>>52699218
Wonder why Norway is never invited to these.
Nords how do you feel getting cucked by politicians all those unchecked immigrants coming into your nation and you cant do anything about it.You just cant i just want to see sweden fail with its multiculturalism ideas already you all know its going to happen
>>52688876
>And Karelian and Ingrian/Izhoran
>Karelian and Ingrian
You seriously don't know anything if you imply that Karelian, Ingrian and Finnish aren't the exact same language... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karelian_language
>>52700445
How do you feel about being piss poor?
>>52700546
Better than being stabbed by ahmed
>>52700622
But you are being stabbed by Ivan+you don't even have to be stabbed to die since you are already killing yourselves. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate_by_decade
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate
>>52700622
Or getting raped and killed by Nerijus
>>52700762
http://www.frontpagemag.com/point/260971/muslim-refugee-tries-rape-swedish-woman-she-feels-daniel-greenfield
>Be Swede
>Be helpful to refugees
>Get raped by them
>Feel sorry so doesnt want to report it
>MFW
C
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C
K
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EKKI AÐ FARA LEYFA ÞESSUM ÞRÁÐ AÐ DEYJA
>>52677394
Lots of Norwegians sought employment in the Dutch navies, and settled in the Netherlands, so that's not unplausible.
>>52677502
It'd be fantastic if people stopped memeing Scotland into being Nordic just because your clans are descendants of Vikings who cucked your bitches.
>B-but muh northern berserker meme
Scotland is Celtic, with large West Germanic English influences.
The Norn tongue was North Germanic, and I'd give Orkney and Shetland to the Nordic Union, but not mainland Scotland.
>>52696142
Finnish is not a North Germanic tongue though.
Hell, it's not even Indo-European.
>>52705126
Oarge amounts of mainland Scotland and Ireland were settled and ruled by vikings for a couple of centuries, with Dublin for example being founded by them. I will however agree that they shouldn't really count, as most traces of that are extinct by now. At least the Northern Isles stuck around for a good while, and still retain some connections.
>>52705295
Helgi magri was born in Ireland
Nam
>>52705126
Norse-Gael culture was often similar or the same, they were colonising together far away islands, etc some said even america
>>52705295
Thought that's mostly Lowlands which was influenced by Danes
>>52677298
No Normandy? They're Viking by ancestry
>>52710736
What do you mean? Danes were vikings too.
We beat teh vikings
>>52677298
>Scotland
>Nordic
>>52677298
>Estonia, Latvia
God no, keep the slavs away.
>>52714184
Colonized by us, bro.
>>52716895
So was Ireland, and chunks of England. I still wouldn't consider those Nordic anymore, considering they haven't been under our influence since the 11th~12th century. The Northern Isles I can (just barely) accept. But it's not like we have any lurkers around here from there anyways.
>Baltics
>Fucking Mariehamn as capital
Stockholm or Copenhagen would be much better
>>52681274
lol i just googeled sakha people i didnt know it was jakuutia
We aren't Nordic, we are celts
>>52700322
Why would we, we have enough meme politicians at home?
