>Alien 1: So, did you hear how we made official contact with this new alien race?
>Alien 2: Really? What did they say?
>Alien 1: Oh, it was something like: 'Hullo, we are Urrflings from the planet Urrf.'
>Alien 2: 'Urrflings'? 'Planet Urrf'? What the fuck?
>Alien 1: Yeah, it sounds retarded, right? What civilization in the right mind would thing something like "Urrf" sounds even remotely good?
>Alien 2: Totally.
This will all be your fault, anglos.
Please don't use "Earth" anywhere near aliens when we meet them. "Terra" or anything in any other language would be so much better
What's wrong with earth?
Jh
Only yanks and brits make that gay noise
>>52675517
Good point.
>>52675615
and they're probably gonna be the ones to make first contact
>>52675517
i don't know why, but i read OP with a thick german accent (read: text-to-speech robot)
why are the aliens speaking in English?
>>52675517
>Alien 1: So, did you hear how we made official contact with this new alien race?
>Alien 2: Really? What did they say?
>Alien 1: Oh, it was something like: 'cyka blyat'
>Alien 2: 'cyka blyat''? What the fuck?
>Alien 1: Yeah, it sounds retarded, right?
>Alien 2: Totally.
Please just shut the fuck up if you're a Slav encountering aliens, okay?
>>52675517
THEY ARE ALREADY THERE
EVIL SAURIANS FROM HELL
ONLY OUR COSMIC FRIENDS AND THEIR LEADER ASHTAR SHERAN CAN HELP US
THEY'RE GOING TO CHIP US THOSE EVIL REPTILES
>>52675759
Friends of Jews speak English in general.
>be Brazilian
>fuck alien
Can't make this shit up
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant%C3%B4nio_Vilas_Boas
>>52675780
A Slav will assassinate one of the most important aliens and his wife if they come down to parade around and try to establish dominance and shit.
I promise you.
