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cara
>be britbong
>having tea and crumpets with me mum
>start thinking of Muriel from work
>would i like to have a little in out, in out with her
>"'scuse me mum. I... I need to have a go"
>head over to the computation machine
>it's off
>slam it hard with me fist
>"OI, TURN ON! I NEED A WANK"
>it turns on
>search for porn
>blocked
>"bollocks"
>run outside and find the nearest red phone booth
>grab the tele and dial the pornography administrator
>"Ello? Her Majesty's Pornographer Administration Centre. Who's this callin?"
>"Ello. I need a wank something good"
>"Hol on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
>"My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W. Pennywood Lane."
>"Alright then. And what time of porn will you be wanting to today, Mr. Smith"
>"Cuckold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst"
>"Alight then. One moment please… And you are all set sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uninterrupted access to cuckhold porn."
>"Thank you sir! And God bless the Queen!"
>"God bless her right! Cheerio"
>Race back home before the cuchold porn time runs out
>enter front door
>blood is everywhere
>go into kitchen
>mum is dead
>beheaded by muslims
cracking tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AeKimjRIn0
>de gay
Azusa
mugi
unironically a big fan of corbyn lads
>[sob story gimmick]
why the fuck are uni exams in january?
why not just have thm in the last week of decembeR?
my fucking christmas break is ruined because i imminently have the fucking threat of an exam looming
would love to do a shag with shoe0nhead
>>52675526
She's average- looking 2bh
I am looking for this shirt so I can purchase it
Please find me it
https://twitter.com/RhodesMustFall/status/677129654499737600
>>52675508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiqOsKngc-c
going to wank my willy on more than 1 occasion today to be honest
>>52675619
good post
>>52675508
Good edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJRP3LRcUFg
sister updated the profiler and has over 130 likes in 2 hours
>>52675584
You learn more that way, you can study the material with much more depth and the lecturers have more time.
>>52675648
bullshit
i did exchange in america and the exams were in december and it didn't mean i learnt more or learnt less.
>>52675508
the bullfighter dies
>>52675527
>3242 W. Pennywood Lane
fuck off yank
>>52675644
>tfw no french gf who enjoys the smiths
is moisturizing bent lads?
>>52675645
Yeah but how many (You)s has she got on /brit/
>>52675597
fuck off we found it and it's no longer available
do you not think i'd ever browse here again? that i wouldn't see this post?
fuck off
>>52675681
Definitly one of my favorite bands t b h
Some girls tend to like them as well, well the few who knows them
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/12064058/Poor-and-uneducated-are-biologically-different-to-affluent-UCL-finds.html
>povvos
>>52675701
perhaps it is available elsewhere
>>52675686
>mosturizing
FUCK OFF YANK
>>52675644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRtW1MAZ32M
>>52675686
No, if you get dry skin you need to moisturise.
I do my hands, feet and face morning and night otherwise I get awful dryness.
Had a dream about her for the first time in months. Don't like this feel.
Jesus was a SOCIALIST: Jeremy Corbyn blasted for comparing Christmas to SOCIALISM
Gets derided for not sending xmas message, then gets derided for sending xmas message with a political view. I love this country - seems like the press are going all out to discredit themselves.
>>52675527
>>52675527
you made me smile
have a militant pepe for your efforts
>>52675644
>>52675619
>not posting the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUMh8GQnDW8
>>52675686
if i don't do it on my face it'll literally turn into desert
>>52675733
>Driving in your car I never never want to go home, because I haven't got one anymore
I AM HUMAN AND I NEED A GF JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES
>>52675598
The great irony is that whatever the colour of the protesters, Zuma is an incompetent, corrupt cunt who doesn't deserve the presidency and has used affirmative action legislation to give kick backs to friends.
Black South Africans will stay poorer under him, yet apparently their argument doesn't matter because they're white. Pathetic.
>>52675763
There's a club if you'd like to go
you could meet somebody who really loves you
so you go, and you stand on your own
and you leave on your own
and you go home, and you cry
and you want to die
What happens when we leave the EU next year?
>>52675645
She must be fit as fuck 2bh, and youngish (like 18)
>>52675763
My chance has cum at last but a strange fear gripped me and I just couldn't ask
>>52675740
hello reddit
>>52675785
I don't think so, he looks very arrogant in interviews but I belive he's just shy and uncomfortable
>>52675793
>>52675808
L-lads
doing a porn
>>52675785
You earned it
>>52675796
We institute an Australian style points system for immigration and can agree trade deals with whoever we want
anyone actually know some good games for a phone? like something thats actually good not just a gimmick because its on your phone
>>52675763
I dreamt about you last night
and I fell out of bed twice
you can pin and mount me
like a butterfly
>>52675840
Hearthstone
feeling threatened by the inevitability of death is really the same thing as feeling alive
Lads I'm making a short martial arts film for my uni and I've been the target of abuse from SJW's accusing me of racism for using 2 Chinese friends as the actors. ENOUGH WITH THIS STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT IN OUR UNI'S PLEASE!
haven't said barely anything to anyone at this family christmas get together. my confidence is literally null.
it's really depressing me
playing Tchaikovsky on the PS1
Mad Man Status:
Yes [x]
No [ ]
I AM THE SOOOOOOOON
AND THE HEEEEEIRR
>>52675864
Sing me to sleep
Sing me to sleep
And then leave me alone
Don't try to wake me in the morning
'Cause I will be gone
Don't feel bad for me
I want you to know
Deep in the cell of my heart
I will feel so glad to go
brb gotta feel the feels
>>52675785
delete this
>>52675840
>good games for a phone
hold on lads
just a couple days until 2016 where everything will be much better and everything we wish for will come true
>>52675821
I'd like to believe you are right
>>52675914
k
>Morrissey
Didn't realise /brit/ was full of vegetarians queers
Thom Yorke>Morrissey
morrissey thinks the falklands belong to argentina
>>52675928
vegan actually. don't like willies in my bum though.
>>52675877
I didn't talk during dinner, just ate and then went back upstairs hehe
watches are the fedora of 2015
>>52675949
Probably because they do
fukken get this right so some mugs funngin off his chops innhe at the club yeah so riht im bout ta deck this right kunt for mungen an pissin me off just standin der like a fokin docile right but then get this the dj drop this MINT joon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bosouX_d8Y
and we all danced in harmony to the music of beauty, the beauty of the world
together as one - god bless you all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiGy8c_GqXM
>>52675972
rasheed
>>52675972
No they aren't
>>52675962
good lad, did the same. did it bother you?
>No they aren't
>drivin w e mates
>tunes and burgers innit
>this song comes on
>tune
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpOtuoHL45Y
>>52675990
>>52675893
>the cure
>calling others pleb
qeq
listening to justin bieber lads
>>52675877
I tried to talk to my gran
Asked her how she was doing and she didn't seem to understand
She was baffled 2bh
STOOOOKE CITY STOOOOOOOKE CITAY
Why the fuck do ny patents keep falling asleep in the middle of films?
Really fucking annoying.
>>52675980
lads my post is beter than most others ITT
>>52676035
Want him to bum me
>>52675949
>Muh commonwealth
They really do desu.
>>52676073
same
Can't believe John Lewis is closed
>>52676086
If falklands belong to argintinia then Ireland belongs to Britain.
>>52676026
>Hobgoblin
Not sure he'll be able handle it.
>>52675672
British universities are the most desirable to foreign students for a reason tbqhwy
>>52676086
rasheed
sitting around the fire listening to records lads
Can't believe John Lennon is closed
weird how everyone loves justin bieber all of a sudden
>>52676086
there's literally no good reason why they should belong to Argentina.
If you think they should belong to Argentina simply because they're close you're probably a mouth breather
lads play this song then imagine lisicki waving to you from the sky and montages of him smiling and laughing all in fade effect with him playing with chiildren and scenes from his dads funeral and that and try not to cry your dear little hearts out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohXI3po8hK0
anyone here on EE? getting no service all day wtf lads never had this
>>52675876
It's only going to get worse until we as a society say enough is enough.
As it is their insanity is encouraged by the university, by the government, by their peers and by the legal system.
This latest attack on free speech by the government to ensure your rights end where their feelings begin is only going to stoke their fires.
>sitting around the fire listening to records lads
>>52676178
>EE
HAHA
>>52676178
EE working absolutely fine for me la, got full signal
>>52676031
But Bob is the undisputed king of betas and foreveralones. He sings the songs mang.
Well no. Most of the Cure is him singing about how he was a cunt to women and kinda regretting it but not really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JexU5eowtvc
heading to liverpool for a day next saturday
everything to do is basically the beatles or the man kicking the ball, is there anything else?
Anyone know how to get shit stains out of a carpet?
>>52676173
He grew up and is hot now OK!????
>>52676151
go fuck yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkxiroXovf4
>>52676086
Here's your (you) lad.
>>52676236
wow, rude
>>52675876
But I don't get it. If you had used white actors they would call it cultural appopriation
>>52676086
jamal
>>52676226
Meet sershlad
There is absolutely nothing more fulfilling than seeing socially conscious black students dominate white universities, and do so ruthlessly and decisively!
>>52676212
dunno what's funny they've been great for the past year desu. literally never had a problem before
>>52676173
They do? Did he chin Piers Morgan or something?
>>52676226
>is there anything else?
get rained on and eat terrible food
>>52676259
nah he's a racist.
any good museums to do?
>>52676178
I'am getting signal m8. Where about in Bong are you?
>>52676027
#tune
just realised my sister's got cracking chebs
>>52676301
YES!!!!!!!!
>>52676295
Currently in your mums bedroom, will try moving to see if i get a decent signal here.
>>52676226
Visit the Scousocaust museum.
>>52676243
Wasn't after any bu-but thanks anyway.
>>52676251
They're no overarching narrative of what's wrong and right in this area, no serious intellect justification, just feelings, self-righteousness and tumblr blog posts
>>52676310
finally a fuckking (You) FUCK
making fun of Asians lads
>>52676322
K m8. I'am just in the next room.
>>52676295
chelmsford mate
>>52676251
Tumblr retards are never happy. Everything is offensive. You can't win.
>>52675527
kek'd
>>52676364
ok mate I'll come across in a sec and test the signal there, leave the door open for me.
Imagine literally being the Pope end being a millionaire who can do what they want and habe millions of drones do your bidding
girlfriend's son was just sick on my shoes lads
>>52676301
Isn't that being turned into a theme park and hotel?
>>52676294
>nah he's a racist.
I just wear my heart on my sleeve x
>>52676387
West mids here lad nr. the black country. Maybe the winds have bought down a transmitter.
Looking forward to lunch lads
>>52676424
slap him then, teach them young
Imagine literally being the Queen and being a millionaire who can do what they want and have millions of drones do your bidding
>nah he's a racist.
>>52676436
what's cooking good looking? x
>>52676361
all were beaten by a few westerners with guns, just as the Japs and such beat their feudal types with a few muskets
and the japs were beaten last by "western" nukes
>>52676408
imagine being a spaz who doesnt know how a pope works
>>52676404
I will, there's some clothes on the floor so watch your step when you come in.
Just going to pop downstairs and get a brew on.
>>52676361
http://justgookythings.tumblr.com
>>52676436
did you just scrape up his >>52676424 gf's childs sick?
>>52676457
yeah but you'd also be old as fuck with arthritis and probably incontinence as well
>>52676387
cousin Josie?
>>52676436
bubble and squeak?
*blows a fat load all over your face*
heh
>>52676484
>http://justgookythings.tumblr.com
lol what is this shit
>>52676518
load of what?
>>52676525
Asian girl with issues
botting runescape right now 2bh hahah
I contend that we are the finest race in the world and that the more of the world we inhabit, the better it is for the human race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1YPmnZJkLs
mum gave all the christmas dinner leftovers to the dogs
so fucking angry
>>52676461
Cheeky bit of bubble and squeak. Going to have it with some cold meay from yesterday. It all goes deliciously with some branston pickle, not gonna lie
>>52676485
Fuck off yank
>>52676515
Aye lad
>>52676552
My m8 has 10 million of runescape currency
>>52676587
cousin or fried mash?
what meat is in the mash?
>>52676518
gay post
>>52676525
confused post
>>52676546
curious post
>>52676551
accurate post
>>52676552
worthless post
>>52676553
questionable post
>>52676546
fat
>>52676580
eat dog
>>52676580
Christmas has finally gone to the dogs
it was only a a matter of time before it happened
:D
>when you record pulp fiction but some it's auto deleted when one of your cunting family members records some fucking football match over it
>>52676647
lad........................................................
>>52676647
>tfw brother taped over Pokémon with James bond
5 year old me was NOT pleased I can tell you!!!
>>52676647
BALL KICKING MEN
>>52676647
WOAH dude what's 1999 like?
>>52676647
>recording a football match
my bum smells like farts
>>52675562
Why
>>52676693
fuck off underage
need classical music bangers right now lads
Just think lads "rewind", "taped", "and taped over", will disappear from our vocabulary next generation.
Why do Yanks say If it wasn't for us you'd be speaking German?
Without their intervention we'd be learning Russian, not German.
I'd rather learn German. Cyrillic looks hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP-ZUbSmkRM
me and the lads doing a rap x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrQKpgkoH5U
>>52676608
What the fuck is cousin mash?
We aren't cooking the meat in the bubble and squeak; we're just going to have the meat cold with it. But its turkey and pork anyhow
>>52675840
Star Wars Lego complete saga, lad
>>52676721
stunning post
>>52676738
I typed that because I remember it... recording all of the simpsons/futurama on vhs, recording lost a few years later
what do you lads want from Japan? there for a good two weeks so i can get most things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvg1X-iyL6Y
>>52676759
>Siouxsie and the Banshees
just been listening to them, good taste
>>52676647
>watching a football match that isnt live
>>52676750
Yeah just like they disappeared when cassettes stop being used and CDs and DVDs become prevelant.
And when MP3s became popular.
And when streaming services became popular.
>>52676743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-ehSS3bhB0
>>52676743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmJ-Ol9fIrU
>>52676785
Noise gf
>>52676721
type that out in finnish you slut
>>52676743
welcome, cunt!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV8cjZxpo9Q
>>52676731
seems like a nice bloke desu. he gives people a voice. also enjoyed the massive butthurt from the animal agriculture industry when he appointed kerry mccarthy. he's got my vote but i don't see him ever winning.
>>52676743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDFFHaz9GsY
>>52676721
let me stick my nose in there
>>52676802
They're still around because we remember the days when tapes were used. Our children won't know what a tape is
>captcha failing 8 times in a row each time i post despite clearly selecting the correct images
Might just get a pass, bought one in the sale and it was great. Don't know if I can justify buying it again.
>getting sacked on Boxing day
STOOOOOOOOKE CITYYYYYYYYY
>>52676743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH3GH7Pn_eA
>>52676835
>he's a nice bloke
That's a real good reason to vote for him desu. Actually my barber's a nice bloke, I'll see if he can run so I can vote for him.
To the left............. To the left
Mmm.....To the left
Everything you own in the box to the left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us3NFFJhFPg
>>52676899
Ex Stoke player lives opposite me.
>>52676912
>>52676912
>>52676912
new thread boys could use a signal boost
World is spinning out of control lads
>>52676743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVikZ8Oe_XA
waii
>>52676963
Early as fuck
>>52676954
a stoke player lives opposite my room, its my dad STOKE CITY STOKE CITY STOKE CITY
>>52676785
a low mileage rb25det engine ideally with a greddy intake must be clean ideally recently rebuilt, you reckon you can carry one back for me lad?
>>52676993
it's not even a /brit/ thread m8
http://strawpoll.me/6366626
>>52676995
Oh, this one lives in a house.
>>52676993
Not /brit/ bread son.
>>52677015
O-oh
>>52676981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=carISbltSM8
right grimy so gonna shower xoxo
>>52677030
fuck off you cretin
>>52676936
noice
>>52677067
>Canadians
Cringed hard ngl lads
>>52676936
Every time. Stunning.
>>52677009
might get a plane baggage charge.
>>52676785
One Azusa please lad
>>52676936
glorious
>>52677124
wow please kill yourself any time m8
literally black niggers are trying to tell us what statues we can and can't have in our country
>>52677212
racist
taking my chances
>>52677158
What would provoke you to make such a hurtful and insulting post?
>>52677265
weebs like you need to spend some time in jap POW camps
the animes are awake and didn't die in their sleep
got too many books to read but I just want to shitpost and play videogames
bit bored and hungry x
>>52677315
I'll call the proper authorities
just got verdun, quite enjoying the menu music
>>52677325
go to a library/cafe/bar/take a train ride
>>52677335
cook some food then x
is greggs open today
>>52676743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6OQCncAiC8
what is /brit/'s thoughts on this man?
who /favouritechild/ here
my sister's such a cunt I don't even have to try hard to be favourite haha
>>52677297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6inJMhYcqA
>>52677375
no its not
>>52677398
BUMBERSCRATCH
>>52677410
FUCK
>>52677359
like what :c
>>52677375
probably
Do us a favour, lads.
Vote BSD/MIT.
http://strawpoll.me/6366543/
http://strawpoll.me/6366543/
http://strawpoll.me/6366543/
http://strawpoll.me/6366543/
Thanks senpai.
lmao
>>52677452
haha
pmsl!!
baka every single corbyn supporter i question tells he "he's a nice guy". what a fucking nation of idiots we are.
Morning lids
>>52675584
Uni in ROI had exams in December. Im having a lovely Christmas with no exams until end of year :^)
>>52677452
Based Astronaut
>>52677466
>>52677474
>>52677508
absolutely loving it his ego is bigger than the netherlands get fucked van laal
>>52677488
I think that's just an easy and concise way of saying he cares about people and social issues.
what is 7.5e+12?
>>52677562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l69v6SVoE9k
>>52677591
75 000 000 000 000?
>>52677452
haha he sure walloped that one!
>>52677583
In what way? Like, give me a real reason, refer to his actual policy. baka
>>52676177
played this at my dad's funeral
always makes me do a cry Tbh
death to japs desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ML1l-5C0_Q
>>52677591
dunno, i've never been much good at maths and it completely lost me around the time they started introducing letters
>played this at my dad's funeral
>always makes me do a cry Tbh
just picked up my dog's ashes from the vet
going to scatter them on his favourite walks tomorrow
>just seen my nan for first time in like 5 months
>first thing she says is "well you've definitely put on weight"
haha great banter nan
>>52677591
e represents the exponential function
that one is 7.5*10^12
>>52677737
too far you nordic son of a crusty pissflapped whore
>>52677398
alien cucklold
>>52677662
funerals are a scam and your family are idiots for not just chucking him in a hole in the ground or an oven and being done wtih it
>>52677591
32.385
>>52677749
>scattering ashes on the pavement
fuck off
>>52677749
haha that'll show him
>walking a doge on the pavement
fuck off
>>52677591
e is literally just a constant, it equals 2.71828
therefore
>(7.5 x (2.71828))+ 12
@52677791
hi leddit!
>>52677809
>on the pavement
fuck off concrete jungle dweller I live in the countryside
going to 2 woods, a nice country lane near a river, and the sea wall
>>52677844
>nordicks
West ham vs West Ham haha
>>52677837
>>52677796
technically correct but autism
>>52677771
>>52677637
what it actually means in most contexts
>>52677837
>it equals 2.71828
no, it equals mc squared, everyone knows that dummy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFmSk0hQx9k
>>52677879
You tell him lad. No Muslims there either i bet.
>>52677913
e is the constant such that e^x is its own differential.
just jerked off and made quite a mess to one of saoirse ronan's scenes in Brooklyn
>>52677927
there's only 1 sikh family that run the local corner shop
also
>6'5 master race
good GOOD lad
>>52677958
hey man i didn't say i wanted to hear about your nerd shit
fuck off poindexter before i pound ya
Gunna suck on my gf's tits tonight lads ahahaha
>>52677974
no you didn't. it wasnt your post. thief.
>>52677974
>jerked off
Fuck off Yank
>>52677990
>Australian """Intellectuals"""
>>52677974
delete this.
Any one of you tried sweet potato before?
How'd you like it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-RVJyNpfDk
>>52677974
good lad
>>52678014
i'll have you know i have an IQ of 1001, i have a jumpsuit on, and i'm also a telephone
>>52678047
Tastes good
>>52678047
i had sweet potato chips once
quite good
>>52678047
of course
how do you get to age 18-25 without trying most vegetables?
>>52677981
Sikhs are fine desu. Never had any trouble with them and they get on with us Christians.
>>52678047
I found it to sweet.
>>52678047
It's aight, they taste weird as fuck roasted though
got my gf's son today while she is at her ex-husbands parents house for boxing day lunch
she says it's a tradition but I find it kind of weird now that they aren't married any more
>>52678047
>Yank doesn't know what a vegetable tastes like
Colour me surprised
>>52675876
Tell them to fuck off
>>52678074
>be American
>>52678157
Why is she going but not the son? Thats weird as fuck 2bqh
>>52678099
yeah Sikhs are really kind people
there's a big gudwara near where I go uni and I always stop by for free curry, it's one of their laws or some shit that you have to be hospitable to anyone that comes your way
>>52678074
>>52678167
it's from the western hemisphere silly boys
i'm wondering if they've become as much of a craze over there as it has here
>>52678200
he is sick so he couldn't go and I had to look after him
don't know if I would have been invited anyway
>>52678216
couldn't give a toss if they were from the moon pal, Sweet potatos are common in any supermarket
they're lovely Tbh
>>52678202
That curry's for homeless people lad
>tfw despite my mum's family being partially non-white immigrants and descendent of immigrants and Europeans, they are all slightly racist to non-white immigrants and believe White Britons should come first in the UK
>tfw my dad's white British family will be the downfall of Whites in the UK
>>52678267
they had bare of it lad and there was hardly any homeless about, can't let it go to waste
I'm simply reaping the benefits of multicultural britain :^)
>>52678216
Probably 2 thirds of the veg we eat in europe came from the new world originally, potatoes and tomatoes are a huge part of our diets
>>52678307
Sikhs assimilate apart from religiously so it's not really multuculturalism 2bh
christ is england really only 78% british
my biggest regret is that i've set a bad example to my younger sibilings
>>52678354
It's all the big cities like London and Birmingham bringing us down
We would be closer to 95% if they didn't exist
>>52676177
Sara Brightman is going into space soon
>>52678288
The diversity is our strength meme is dying since people saw refugees robbing and raping their way through europe. Hardly anyone is whinging about them not being allowed here anymore, not even muslims.
goodnight lads
>>52678348
well I was being somewhat sarcastic pal
>>52678354
there's no such thing as being "british", everyone can be british
besides, the UK is an immigrant country anyway, starting all the way back with the Romans and then the Normans
:)
>>52678442
what country isn't an immigrant country lmao
>>52678354
78% white british. The other 22% includes non- whites that consider British their main identity and whites that don't.
>>52678442
>A FUCKING LEAF
yui lads
>A BLOOMIN MAPLE LEAF
>>52678471
white british is a bit redundant given that there are no non-white ethnicities who have origin in the British isles
save the irish
might have a cheeky nap
>>52678545
dream of me in a pretty dress bending over the stove cooking you dinner
>>52678402
Britain is 100% British.
Christianity? Yeah You're fucked England.
Northern Ireland Masterrace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbsYIN3oVBg
>>52678532
That's like saying you can only be American if you have brown skin wear a feather on your head
>>52678467
none are, so there should be no room for surprise if britain turns 50% non-white by mid-century, helped by the high fertility rates of said group
Getting mullered on the mulled
going to initiate a wank lads.
thanks for reading my blog x
>>52678674
good lad
>>52678674
*wraps warm moist mouth are your willy*
>>52678047
not a fan, got nothing on regular potatoes
>>52678599
white british is a redundant title, i didn't say who had a right to be called british.
someone being defined as british can only be white.
here white are typically associated with the term "american" and blacks received the tacked on "african-americans as well
lonely
>>52678723
batty boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nntGTK2Fhb0
Why the fuck isn't there anything good on netflix?
All the latest TV shows the Internet says are on there aren't on their either like walking dead
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h5xpkK1MsV
>>52678409
to remake this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgW9l7CR1WQ
got $80 on steam
what buy
>>52678788
It's a shit service that's only good for when you first get it and haven't seen shows like parks and rec and all that shit
how long until my abs stop hurting and i can do more situps?
>>52678848
>parks and rec
Reading a Buckminster Fuller paper where he said upto the generation before his, the average distance covered by a human in their life was less than 30,000 miles, yet he had travelled 3 million miles by the time he wrote the paper at age 68.
>>52678775
the modern concept that at lot of people hold today and that the media tries to push is the English, Scottish, Irish, Welsh are ethnicities, and British a multi-ethnic cultural identity for people thinking of themselves as British citizens
>>52678900
I named a show that was on netflix
>>52678788
netflix is missing loads of shit unless you live in america, they don't give a fuck about their international customers
>>52678775
>white british is a redundant title
Well, lad the vast majority of us, even in England are pasty and really really untouched by the sun.
Your white in contrast well, you're everything. And it's beautiful. Average Brit shade of white you can relate to is the wrestler Paige. That's our colour. That's pale to you, that's normal to us.
lads, do you think there will eventually become a time when everyone speaks english all over the world and every other language becomes completely irrelevant like latin?
hope so
>>52679012
Anywhere worth giving a fuck about already speaks English
>>52678926
It's true though, they are different ethnicities. English =/= British
HOW IS THERE FUCK ALL ON TV WHEN AROUND CHRISTMAS IS THE MOST PRETIGIOUS TV SLOT OF THE YEAR.
>>52679041
it's still not the de facto language in mainland europe yet which is sad to see
>>52679012
>>52679041
don't mind speaking english but i really wouldn't want to stop speaking dutch how horrible some might find it sound, it is and will be ours
>>52679088
why are you watching tv? it's fucking 2015, play a video game or watch youtube videos
>>52678926
british should primarily refer to those who come from britain or come descended from those who established the nation of britain, not someone from pakistan or nigeria that have to arrive in britain for the first time in their lives in 2015 and then automatically become british through a bureaucratic process.
an identity can't really be shared with someone who already possesses another identity.
>>52678994
white here is typically associated with ancestral admixture, if you're caucasian and facial structure, as opposed to being soley of a certain group
its a definition that's been amended for hundreds of years, who knows what's next.
i can already imagine asians being counted as white.
>>52677591
7.5E+12 = 75000000000000
7.5e+12 ~ 32.385
>>52679135
Because I'm at my parents house for christmas like a normal person
got the shits tonight and dont have any toilet paper, not sure what to do
i know i'm going to have to go several times and i'll be fucked if i'm going to shower after each one
>>52679110
Its like they're American.
>>52679012
more like it will morph into a global pidgin english
>>52679178
so am i nerd, i never left in the first place
>>52679110
You're hanging about in /brit/. You've already been cucked by the English language lmao
>>52679180
nevermind lads, just had a brainwave
i'll go to the public toilet up the park and nick some of theirs
cold out
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