>when your new home in Germany is only going to have 3 bedrooms
>>52667180
how intolerant.
try sweden instead.
Germans are a greedy bunch.
>>52667180
better than my house.
pic related.
>>52667180
fuck, tahts messed up senpai, maybe you should so some protest to the goverment
>>52667196
how is your internet?
>>52667221
Poor. Cell.
>yfw I have (barely) cell, but no running water.
>>52667180
Barbaric. I bet you can't even fit more than a dozen children in there.
I'm gonna launch a formal complaint.
>>52667196
I want to live in the Appalachias with my qt teenage drug addicted gf of nordic ancestry
>>52667235
>>52667196
what state?
ill guess kentucky
>>52667253
Why don't you?
here's my tv stand
>>52667196
Looks cozy in a way, though.
>>52667277
Pennsylvania
>>52667285
how far are you from the closest town? and did you kill the original owner?
>>52667235
>Not having to worries about snakes, spiders and blacks...
>>52667253
who is also your daughter
>>52667196
>>52667235
Shit son you got good fishing nearby? I'd totally use that place as a cabin
>>52667315
really m8? that's my home state but i grew up in an urban area. forget how empty the entire middle is.
>>52667317
15 minutes, from a shithole town with a gas station and general store. No I didn't kill anyone. trailer cost 250 dollars, land (3 acres ish) cost 700 dollars. I have a gas well that pays for everything I need.
>>52667322
I have spiders and snakes, no blacks though.
I don't have running water, but I'm not an indian, so this is how I poop.
>>52667315
You are living innawoods, /k/'s dream.
>>52667285
Don't tempt me lad
>>52667327
One can dream
>>52667363
I can't afford ammo to shoot a lot, but I have enough if you know what I mean.
>>52667332
pretty good, supplements my groceries. (not called catching though)
>>52667342
yep.
here's my stove.
>>52667361
>designated shitting bags
at least our bags get treated with a bit more dignity with the useless storage of milk
>>52667361
Why do you live in the boonies ?
What do you do for a living? Why don't you have sattelite ?
>>52667361
You have 3 ac of land but you shit in a dry toilet? Fucking disgusting, buy a damn shovel and build a portable shit-shack
>>52667361
Are you fucking serious? Why would you live like this?
>>52667361
>I have spiders and snakes
At this point, i and the straya shit poster are laughing. You don't know what is live in a infested place full of spiders bigger than you cat and snakes that kill a dog.
Why don't you dig a well to get some water?
>>52667361
>15 minutes, from a shithole town with a gas station and general store. No I didn't kill anyone. trailer cost 250 dollars, land (3 acres ish) cost 700 dollars. I have a gas well that pays for everything I need.
Other than poor internet, sounds sweet. I wonder if satellite internet is viable innawoods.
>>52667415
I sit around and get money from my gas well for a living. Satalite doesn't work when you have trees and I don't watch TV anyway. I have radio.
>>52667416
>you shit in a bag and throw it in the trash once a week? Man that's so lame! You should shit in an outdoor toilet that you have to shovel every so often and freeze your ass off in in the winter, bake in the summer, and gets full of spiders!
lol
want to share where you got your syrian proxy? I tried searching for one but nothing looking legit
>>52667196
>>52667235
>>52667285
>>52667315
>>52667361
>>52667403
>>52667470
Aside from the spiders, sneks and the lack of toillet . Sounds sweet for a neet like me,
Where do you bath?
>>52667432
I could dig a well, but I live high up on the water table, and it's so expensive that I could never afford it, (maybe If I saved for 10 years?) I get water from a neighbors house far down the road or buying jugs cheap in town.
>>52667429
Becuase I am free to do whatever I want. I don't work, I don't have any debt, my house cost more to tow onto the land then it did to buy. I sit around all I want and watch anime I get mailed in every now and then and fish and shit in my bags. I do whatever I want and my gas well gives me just enough money to survive. I'm happy.
>>52667445
It's not, nor would I pay for it
>>52667470
>I sit around and get money from my gas well for a living.
How does that work exactly?
Satalite doesn't work when you have trees
Cut trees down or put a dish on too one of the trees.
>I don't watch TV anyway
It's for internet access
>I have radio.
Why not just get a kindle for book reading at this point.
>>52667470
do you live alone?do you plan on living there forever?what do you do for fun?
>>52667470
Im confused on how you spend your time
You just sit around listening to the radio all day or what?
>>52667524
>I do whatever I want and my gas well gives me just enough money to survive. I'm happy.
Oh, alright then. Whatever works for you I guess.
>>52667540
He, like any other American, spends most of his entire life learning and studying about the ways of the Minutemen, our past ancestors and guardians who came before us, and prepare to defend the United States from any enemy that is either both foreign or domestic, there is nothing else to us, usually
>>52667515
I get a jug, heat water on the stove, and put it on a rack in my shower. the water goes down the plumbing and just shoots out a pipe into the woods a few feet away. In the summer months I just shower out front on my deck. it's hard to see but on the far right is the water jug I use for shower, I have a board nailed to the railing so it overhangs more.
Probably shower once every 3-4 days. In the winter I shower maybe once every two weeks, you don't sweat it's cold.
>>52667524
There are girls around? I mean, most of us are failures, betas, incapable of talk to a girl, but at less we can look at them...
>>52667569
Is that a girl sitting there
>>52667533
Natural gas wells are like a tank and a few pipes, honestly I don't know how it works but every month or so a truck comes and takes the gas, and they give me 500 dollars. sweet deal eh?
satalite internet needs line of sight to a bigger dish. pic related is satalite view of my house kek
I don't need a kindle for book reading because I have actual books that don't need power to run.
>>52667550
a lot of my time is spent doing housekeeping and splititng wood, taking care of the property. When I'm not doing that I usually have a campfire if it's cooler out, or read. I shoot too. Go fishing. lots of things.
Also shitposting.
>>52667613
yeah, i was thinking the same...
>>52667583
>There are girls around?
No girls. Well there's some in town but they usually don't want anything to do with me.
>>52667613
that's my sister. I took pictures when she came to visit. I'm not total hermitmode.
>>52667623
nice, wasnt sure you were someone who liked to read but if u could make it out to a public library once a month or so you could get like anything u wanted
your life is in a lot of ways appealing to me but i am just too much of a city slicker and have too much desire to travel to commit to it
>>52667649
are you best ally?
>>52667180
>>52667649
It's nice that your sister comes to make sure you are alive anon
>>52667665
bets on him frequenting r/unitedkingdom?
>>52667649
looks nice. You save this thread!
Let me ask you, why did you move to a trailer away from girls? (not that i am complaining, actually thinking in become a farmer)
>>52667663
>best ally?
Do you mean am I a jew? no I'm not. I'm catholic. good luck finding a catholic church out here though. Only protestant stuff.
>>52667660
there's a public library but it's really really far away.
here's a pic of my fridge.
>>52667710
What made you do all of this, best ally
>>52667686
kek
he could be from /r/europe
>>52667710
>I'm catholic
this makes me think that you're from a city originally, u just say fuck it and get out of pittsburgh or something?
>>52667540
>>52667710
b-bls resond I'm so intrested
also how old are you?
>>52667674
They joke they're going to come up and find me frozen to death one winter because my power gets knocked down.
>>52667698
I moved away because I was tired of having debt and working a shitty 50 hour week to survive in an appartment that was too small paying for food that was too expensive and talking to people who were trapped in the same situation and so drained they didn't want anything to do with me.
I worked my ass off for years, paid my debts, sold most of my things and did this. Never looked back. I don't even care that there are no girls because I have anime and lucy lefty.
I don't know anything about farming, I have a garden but the forest isn't good for growing anything.
>>52667623
>and they give me 500 dollars. sweet deal eh?
I guess, kinda sad that you can live on 500$, reminds me of the rural shacks I lived in as a child.
>satalite internet needs line of sight to a bigger dish. pic related is satalite view of my house kek
Sucks m8
>I don't need a kindle for book reading because I have actual books that don't need power to run.
My kindle paper white came half charged from amazon two weeks ago and it's still got plenty of power( I read on average 1-2 hours a day on it), plus you can just get a cheap solar charger( only $30 on amazon) if your worried that you wouldn't be able to get it charged for 2-3 weeks.
How do you handle mold?
>>52667710
Have you ever been abroad or in another state?
And what about your education? What degree you got?
>>52667569
Your life seems really cool mate. Thanks for answering!
>>52667540
What I do for fun is read, listen to the radio, I write sometimes, and I shoot. Fishing and other outdoors stuff. I have to do a lot of housekeeping to keep the place up and running; wood chopping and clearing debris. Stargazing if it's winter so leaves don't block the trees. I don't get bored ever to be honest.
>>52667735
ding ding ding. but east not west.
>>52667793
if he's catholic from pennsylvania he prolly grew up with a decently well off family and is more educated/worldly than you would assume
>>52667762
>How do you handle mold?
Poorly. jej. Mostly with heaters to dry everything out and bleach.
>>52667793
I've been to:
NJ, NY, NH, FL, MD, D.C., and a few layovers. when I traveled.
I have a bachelors degree in politics.
>>52667825
>and is more educated/worldly than you would assume
Well I was thinking he probably dropped out of school in the 9th grade, but when you put it like that, I'm starting to suspect he may have graduated high school.
What is your plan when the gas dry?
K I have to go to bed now, it's like 3am.
Merry Christmas all, I'm out of pics really too. here's a shot out my back door.
I'm usually around I just only shitpost about my life when I find crappy threads.
bye
>>52667801
ever feel like you're just surviving and not actually living?do you live there alone?
>>52667890
good night m8.
I love it when shitposting threads turn into something really interesting.
>>52667801
How do you do for medical assitance? When you get sick and stuff? Do you have a first-ait kit and medicines? What if you get sick of something that requires a doctor?
>>52667899
>ever feel like you're just surviving and not actually living?do you live there alone?
No, Yes.
Surviving was what I was doing working 10 hour days and getting drunk all night.
>tfw I say I'm going to bed but will probably keep checking the thread
>>52667846
>>52667846
Can I come to live with you?
We could raise chickens and turkeys and I could teach you spanish
>>52667890
Merry Christmas bro
>>52667890
Oh, gnight good man. Sleep tite pupper.
>>52667914
he's gone but to answer your question if he's 26 and under he could still be on his parents insurance but if he's older than that theres no way he has insurance.
he would 100% qualify for medicaid benefits from the gvmt though.
>>52667890
Later.
>>52667914
>How do you do for medical assitance?
First aid kit and medicine cabinet
>What if you get sick of something that requires a doctor?
I die. JK I have to call and wait 45 minutes for the doctor to come get me, and then depending on what I have I guess It's a long long trip to an actual hospital.
I've only ever gotten so sick I had to get help once, bad pneumonia, got wet and cold and couldn't dry off cause the heat was out (back when I had kerosene heat, because the first 2 years I lived here, I didn't even have power) That was scary, but you learn and prepare.
>>52667923
Are you gonna cross the border to get there ?
>>52667890
Merry Christmas m8
>>52667943
>>52667966
Sounds risky and enjoyable to be honest. Have a good new year.
Dayum, I didn't know some americans lived in such conditions. We have this illusion all of you guys have swimming pools and A.C.
>>52667916
how old are you man?
I mean it sounds cool now but you wouldn't want that life when you're 50 2bh pham
>>52667983
Well, there's no other way
>>52668013
He chooses this lifestyle
Tbh I live in a trailer too but I have running water, cable, internet, etc...
>>52667966
You aren't afraid of bears or serial killers.
>>52668013
He's living this way by choice and its honestly nicer than some of the shacks near where i grew up.
>>52668020
>Well, there's no other way
Just marry op
>>52667524
>. I sit around all I want and watch anime I get mailed in every now and then and fish and shit in my bags. I do whatever I want and my gas well gives me just enough money to survive. I'm happy.
What a heaven...
>>52668016
I'm 28
>>52668013
Not really, poor people in cities are poor by choice. they are too dependent on novelties to pay under 5000 bucks and get set like me.
here's my total setup if anyone wanted to know
>Land, 700 dollars
>trailer, 250 dollars (400 to tow it up)
>Power, 3000 dollars or so a year
>home improvement money is the rest. whatever's left.
>I make 6000 dollars a year from my gas well (usually)
>Fuel isn't much because I don't go many places. maybe 30 bucks a month? I only drive like once a week.
I can't think of anything else and my math is probably wrong. I'm not good at math.
Oh taxes are like 24 dollars a year because my property is worth virtually zero.
>>52668057
gay marriage isn't legal in my state
>>52668057
>You aren't afraid of bears or serial killers
I have Smith & Wesson protecting my property.
>>52668066
does japan have it's own kind of Appalachia?
forgot I had this pic too.
>>52668101
>I'm 28
Kek, are you just gonna break down when your 30 and get a pinoy fuck toy?
Also how much are your food costs and how much of that 6000 do you save?
>>52668118
Just go to the state in which it is legal or apply for a tourist visa to the Us and than 2 months in just gay marry op and than refuse to leave and eventually you'll be able to get a green card.
>>52667550
i'm confused about people who can't think of stuff to do with endless free time
been a neet for 5 years and there's not enough time in the day for all my hobbies even with this budget and 16 hours of freedom a day.
>>52668155
>Kek, are you just gonna break down when your 30 and get a pinoy fuck toy?
Are you offering? :^)
>Also how much are your food costs and how much of that 6000 do you save?
very little. A loaf of bread here costs about a dollar, local milk is usually 1.25 a gallon. You don't need much.
At the end of the year I spend virtually all of my money, I save maybe 25-50 dollars a year, if I don't spend it on ammo or anime or other shit.
Why is land on a gas field is so cheap? Why are you not paying rent for resource extraction? Anybody could buy a plot of land and everything under ground like gas or oil counts as his property too?
>>52668254
Dog Bless America, best Russian Ally
>>52668254
There's not enough gas to have them running to track, just enough that a small well will generate a little profit. I don't touch my well, a company comes and is basically paying me for permission to put the well on my land
>>52668293
If land is so cheap why don't you buy more plots with gas deposits to put some more wells and live the same style but more comfy? $700 is nothing — 2 weeks of work in mcdonalds.
>>52667665
Those refugees he loves so much would, most likely, beat him to death, if they could get their hands on him.
