Your dog will die a virgin
When I had a dog I held the stuffed toy while he fucked it.
>>52657929
>your dog will die
Fucking hell, man. I wasn't ready for those feels
he had puppers
>>52658008
Don't remind me you fucking cunt. I guess I need to kill myself before
>>52657929
No, he is more alpha than me and fled to the other side of the fence just to fuck the neighbour's dog. He came back the other morning as happy as ever.
he's a fat neckbeard so I'm not surprised
You should worry about yourself than your dog
I miss my dog :'(
>>52657929
my dog is bisexual
>"Woof woof anon, where are we going today?"
>>52657996
you helped your dog masturbate by holding his stuffed fleshlight
>>52657929
daily reminder that people who don't own at least two of every animal they own are selfish assholes
Just like me
As will I
my dog lost his virginity before me
>>52659889
daily reminder that people who don't have kids are selfish assholes
But I already took his virginity.
>>52657929
I will fuck your dog for free.
>>52660049
It's alright, with your circumcised higienic dick there's no problem for your health