My parents are forcing me to go to church today since it's Christmas
i'm 31 and a staunch atheist but they're forcing me
How do I get out of it?
Get a fucking job
Stop being a fucking edgelord and take part in your heritage
By stop being a little bitch
Say no
Lel
>>52641954
>my parents want me to go somewhere once a year
>i'm so fucking oppressed by this fucking society
move out the basement so they can't force you fuckface
Be a man.
>>52641954
wait, you are 31 and still living with your parents?
>>52641954
Thell them:
>i'm 31 and a staunch atheist
Thank me later.
>>52641954
>31
>Forced to do anything
It's part of your heritage if nothing else. Either stand for your beliefs, or just suck it up and go. It's probably one of two times you go to church a year. You could even take a break mid service and watch your chinese cartoons in the bathroom. Manchild.
>>52641954
Take separate cars and tell them you'll meet them there. Fake a delay and just go out to eat instead.
If you are a real staunch atheist you would go
what do you fear
your staunchness i bet
My friend invited me to church once. I went because he bought me a hamburger first. It was a weird experience because they showed a video of Jesus all bloodied up and getting whipped and stabbed. It was like some weird torture porn. I think they got off to it or something, it kind of creeped me out how into it they were.
church was last night you idiot
>>52642994
To be an atheist you must know why they like it so much
it is not just running away from something or else this something really will exist
>>52643069
I have no idea what you're saying. I am an atheist and I thought they were supposed to love Jesus. Instead they seemed really excited watching the shit get beat out of him. It was a weird paradox.
>>52643353
then find out why they get really excited watching the shit get beat out of him
or rather there is no need to ask, read the thing they treasure the most, reading is better than watching violent torture at least
>>52641954
>31
>Still with parents
>Worse, being forced to do shit
Holy fuck, even from a country where it's deemed normal to stay with parents in their 20's this is quite pathetic.
Bro I suck it up and go every week, be a fucking man. It's literally an hour or so
>>52641954
>i'm 31 and a staunch atheist but they're forcing me
>>52641954
>i'm 31
Fuck dude.Get your shit together,I'm 19 and my parents don't have shit on me
Am I the only one who assumed OP was just visiting his parents for Christmas?
>>52643561
Families typically get together on Christmas, he may or may not live with his folks still and is visiting them.
>>52643736
>>52643755
Even then, being forced to do shit and not manning up at 31 is embarrasing
>>52641954
this thread is probably b8, but you should go. I'm a fedora myself and enjoy occasionally going to church with my family, it's pleasant
>>52641954
Convert to Catholicism, you heretic edgelord
>>52643787
Go watch the movie The Ref, it's how a lot American families kinda are.
You don't really understand family dynamics, especially with religion, and if you are visiting your parents the last thing you want to do is piss the delusional Mother off and have her go apeshit on Christmas because somehow it would be your fault for just not sucking it up and making her happy.
Not even OP and OP might even be a troll but I can picture it.
>>52641954
Just say that christianity is the same cancer as your pic.
>>52641954
hahaha grow a pair fucking manchild.
>>52641954
>i'm 31
Lolwut, really nigga, how is that possible that in 31 parents told you to do, i thought you are 15 or so.
>>52643787
we know Philippines are so gangsta
What does being an atheist have to do with you learning to be a better person?
Why can't you just go and make your parents happy? Why do you have to be such a miserable piece of shit?
Atheist here btw
