What's the deal with Americans always needing lube to fap with?
their dicks have been dried up by jews
>>52626186
Jew penis
No foreskin
>making this thread on christmas morning
>>52626234
Yuros are too poor to afford presents so there's nothing else to do in the morning
>>52626268
>christmas
>gifts
It ain't December 5th
>>52626203
>>52626206
>>52626229
This is pretty much all there is to know.
I want to live inside Anita's butt
>>52626299
usually a media outlet like the new york times or washington post makes a front page editorial on zwarte piet in which the racist tradition is denounced but I didn't see one this year.
>>52626488
I'd slam it like a screen door in a hurricane.
>>52626268
We get presents on 24th
>>52626186
It's a visual gag in media which allows the audience to understand the intent of the character to masturebate without having to show explicit content. Most people can jack it perfectly fine even if they're cut, myself included.
>tfw cutfag and I dry fap
I don't know how or why people use lube it makes your dick all weirdly moist afterwards + you can't navigate videos and shit because you got fucking lube and shit all over your hands.
>tfw dry fap
>tfw that's probably why i can only fap like 4 times a day before my dick gets sore
I should probably use lube but that shit is just too much work.
>>52626299
>>52626566
>not getting presents on both dates
maximum plebs
>>52626268
>morning
I already did gifts, why do people say it's the 25th when Christmas is the 24th? Don't give me any Christmas /Christmas eve bs
I use lotion because it makes my rod smooth.
i'm circumcised and i dont need lube
fuckin fat is probably being pocketed on their dicks
>>52628688
I have intact dick and I can only fap like 5-6 times before I have to wait like an hour or two
>>52628688
Or maybe you just shouldn't be fapping 4 times a day.
>>52630591
Or maybe you should stop being a nerd
>>52630587
I mean I can still physically fap and cum, but like after 4 faps spread out through the day my dick is sore as fuck as soon as I touch it.
>>52630591
Fuck off normie, 4 times isn't even a lot.
>>52630745
Same but I just have to wait like an hour or two. I tried fapping with lotion once and I didn't get it. I didn't find out til years later lotion was only needed for jewdicks
>>52626186
>>52630811
Well I have a jewdick and I don't need lotion...every 6-8 months I'll treat myself to a 'special fap" and use a shit load of vaseline and lotion and go to town.
It's weird because I can cum in like 5-10 mins if I want when I dry fap. But when I use vaseline or lotion it takes me like 40 fucking minutes to cum. It should be the opposite right? And I've never lasted longer than 20 mins with a chick too. It's fucking weird.
>tfw uncut master race
feels good, desert dicks
>>52631175
This
How do you guys masturbate so much? Is it normal to go that many times? I always see guys talking about 4+ and I can't enjoy more than 2.
Honestly its just not that pleasurable the 2nd time and then beyond that its pure discomfort
>tfw not a kid anymore and only fap maybe once every 2-3 months
I am free
This >>52632519
What the hell are you doing
>>52632519
>>52632552
plebs
I've got my foreskin, but why the fuck wouldn't I use some kind of lube to fap?
>>52630745
maybe if you're 14
>>52626234
Christmas is over
>>52628688
>he can't fap with one hand and browse with the other
>fapping 4 times a day
Is dry fapping weird? I've never used lube and I never got the references to lube in popular culture etc
>>52632671
if you have a foreskin you have natural lube, americans need supermarkets to produce it for them
>>52632671
Using lube creates a nice smooth motion. I just find it a lot easier. I can actually tell when my lube is running a bit dry because I can't go as fast as I'd like.
>>52626488
Anita got fat.
>>52626186
>fapping with lube
Absolutely unnecessary
Just how fucking dry are american dicks?
>>52626186
>All these merifats with mutilated dicks to appease the jews and puritans that didn't want their kids to masturbate
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>52632632
this 2bh
>>52626530
You didn't? That's downright insulting, are we not relevant enough anymore for you to hate us?
