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Why are Italians such mamas boys? Example
Lives at home past 18
Talks to mommy every day
Needs mommy to make decisions
Mommy cooks him food
Could not imagine life with mommy
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*without mommy
why do non med people hate their moms, they give you love
>>52621812
I love my mom but after 18 its just creepy. You gotta be your own man some day..
>>52621752
Why are Americans so keen on getting themselves into debt?
>>52621832
>after 18
It's creepy after 8
>>52621812
its hilarious that your trait of being a momas boy is so strong that the fucking south american latinos inherited it lol
>>52621752
>he voluntarily denies himself tasty homemade meals and being rent free
lel, why on earth would you swap that for living alone, paying for everything and eating shitty food just because you turned 18?
>t. 23 living with parents
>>52621832
you are a puppet of realestate industry brainwashing
if you have a reason to move out, move out. This can include
1. Job in other party of the country
2. Starting a family and your family house is not large enough to accommodate
moving out 'just because' is a fad thats not even 100 years old and is unprecedented in civilization
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"dad, wheres mom?"
>>52621752
Because mommy love is best love.
>>52621886
In your twenties it's not bad, but once you're past 30, especially mid thirties you should be living on your own or married, or something.
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>>52621896
Because it shows you're not a real man
If I pick up your phone and look at recent calls and almost every single one of them is mommy, you're a mamas boy.
>>52621984
>try to pick up phone
>then i realized i have no phone
>>52621832
Technically you aren't an adult cognitively until you're like 25. That's when all the connections and neural pathways required to properly think like an adult had finished forming.
also this>>52621896
>>52621953
>giving out a comfy place you have literally no reason to leave just because of social pressure
americans everyone
My mama loves me
It was her birthday and we went to the theater to watch the new star wars :3
>>52622006
how can you respect yourself?
>>52622058
>how do you respect yourself for living with people who care about you
oh wow
>>52621937
this guy gets it
>>52622086
My mother still cares for me, but once you're 18+ you don't need to be treated like a baby. You gotta get out of life what YOU want, not your mother. You gotta leave mommy.
>>52621752
i know you never loved by your mother OP, but you must understand the difficulties of being single parent.
its all my fault, and on this christmas day i hope you will stop being edgy and forgive me for being such a cunt, my son.
p.s : i still banging your mom once in a while
my mom is my best friend, if someone said shit about my mom i'd drop them from my life instantly
>>52622137
and this is why you're a virgin. Nothing repulses females more than a mamas boy, and they can sniff it on you a mile away.
>>52622116
yeah, nah. the day I move out is the day I start my own family
>>52622168
i'm not a virgin
>>52621937
this basically.
t. 22 yo mommy's boy.
Moving out in 2016 tho.
>>52622171
That's fine back when people got married at like 19-21 but today not so much. When do you plan on "starting" a family? 30? 35? Are you going family shopping?
>>52622168
>Actually believing this
>>52622116
sounds like you had overly oppressive parents or something.
my mom doesn't mess with me at all, other than slightly annoy me when she needs to use my computer because hers is a virus ridden piece of trash that she (smartly) doesnt do any online purchases through.
Other than that we watch a movie once a month and take turns mowing the lawn.
>>52622168
Most of girls like you being good to your mama desu
>>52622248
>date night with mommy
That's just wrong dude
>>52622293
It's ok if your mother is sexy.
>>52622168
Wut, hdsauhdasuhadsdash.
>not loving your mum, the only woman who loves you above anything else
>one who is willing to die for you if necessary without thinking
>hurr I must kick muh child at 18. That will teach' em da way of fox news freedum
Fucking ameridumbs
>>52622168
>Buying to the straight edge meme
Not loving your mom means you're a fucking soulless antisocial retard to the eyes of the people
It's actually the basis of girls because loving your mom shows them how great are you with ladies
Remember this retard: Your mom is the best advice source when it come to girls because she's one you twat
>>52622168
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>52621752
>tfw as soon as I entered uni both my parents sold their houses (they were split up) and moved down south to retire (my mom, florida, my dad, nicaragua)
They didn't even tell me. I came back home as surprise to visit them and somebody else was living there. At both my houses. I went to my sister's apartment and she told me what happened. I felt so betrayed. They threw my shit in a storage container.
>>52622638
welcome to the real world son
>>52622701
Real world? My parents are assholes for not sharing their plans with me. I have other friends who's parents moved away, but they knew in advance. I didn't get to say goodbye to either house. They were where I grew up man.
>>52622761
Its a dog eat dog world bro, you got nobody in this life besides yourself.
>>52622638
Are you proud ? If you have stayed as a neet , they probably still would live together.
>>52622779
My parents aren't supposed to be dogs, they're the only people that look out for you.
>>52622784
They divorced when I was 5.
I'll graduate only with 26, probably leave my parents house only with 27~28 yo. Feels bad mang
>>52622880
When*, not with
>>52622919
sorry, i was thinking in portuguese when i wrote it.
>>52622952
Yeah I make the same mistake with French.
"J'ai 19 ans" "i have 19 years"-->right
"Je suis 19 ans" "i am 19 years old"--->wrong
>>52622168
what a fedorable boy, who is he?
american dysfunctionality everyone
>americans cant into family
You know, in most of the world you arent considered a failure immediately after you hit 18 just because you live with your parents, unless youre also a neet.
>>52622168
*dibs bedora*
if i decide to live alone i'll be on debt in no time.
and my mother don't have enough money to fund me and her house and her parents and sister home.
house prices are too high now and my current job doesn't pay enough
>>52621752
Meh, parents were nice but I wanted to see more of the world. Moved out at 16. Made money along the way to pay for myself. It is a man's way.
they only love the burger mang
Why do Anglos hate their families? Seriously, I wish America was founded by any other European culture besides Anglos.
>>52623313
germanics as well
>guidos thinking forcing your mother to cook for you is a way of showing how much you love her
If youre gonna be a sponge, at least cook for her. God damn
>>52623428
Sven, what is up with these latin dudes?
>American tries to banter Italians
>Gets shat on by everyone
>>52623253
My first job out of HS was the mlitary, went to Afghan and shit
Boys nowadays do not grow up to become men but sad cu(ks who want to live with mommy and play video games until they turn 35
>>52621752
Sounds like me 2bh, I'm not Italian though
>Select all images with pasta
>>52623532
Pretty hard to live "like a man" when cost of living and cost of housing is stupidly high and jobs are stupidly underpaying you. If I were to move out I would be neck-deep in debt because I'm currently in uni and working retail
>>52623517
yeah, like who hates their mom? that just weird man.
>>52623532
whew, laddie, you're not wrong.
and
AND HE SANG AS HE WATCHED AND WAITED TIL HIS BILLY BOILED
>tfw when one of the places I moved to was Melbourne
>tfw Aussie kids called me "Dirty Yank, Go back to Yank Land"
;_;
>>52621752
Is it a part of Americlap culture to hate their parents and go into denbt for their entire life?
>>52623736
looks like just one autist, from this thread. of course youre welcome to believe whatever you want.
>>52621752
>lives at home past 18
oh the humanity!
you do know rent in Europe is fucking expensive, right? and that southern europeans in general are going through a massive unemployment crisis, right?
fucking amerifats
>>52623770
It's not just one autist, almost every American, even outside of 4chad talks about how they had to move out before they were 20, get in debt for college and for their house, sure there are exceptions, but it seems very common as far as i can see.
Also /r9k/ autists don't count obviously.
>>52621752
Culture, it is the reason why Chinese/indian immigrants are successful.
>I'm a big boy now, I'll live off money lent to me by bankers instead of my parents'
Fuck common sense, right?
>>52623901
uh they make these things called apartments/flats. They're very cheap to live in. Then again mamas boys neets don't have jobs.
>>52623829
ok but i'm an american. i suppose youre more of an expert than me though.
>>52623947
I have a degree in USArian culture, i know what i'm talking about.
>>52623829
>tfw living at home and can stay until I'm ~25
>tfw could move out with no debt because trust fund from my grandpa for college
I am 21, I live with my Grandparents. My Grandmother cooks everything and does all my washing for me. I would have life no other way.
>>52623829
i will waste my time and tell you why people are obsessed with 'moving out' prior to 20
because the way university works here, you can do 2 years at a community college while living at home (18, 19 yrs), then go off to a 4 year school. which is 'moving out'. not getting out for school prior to age 20 means that you likely fucked up somewhere along the line.
i'm 25 now and a fuck load of my friends moved back in temporairly after finishing school in their mid 20's. then moved out for real @ 24, 25, 26.
>>52621832
How's it creepy after 18? I don't know anyone at college who doesn't still live at home. I'm definitely coming back home for at least a few years after I graduate too. My dad lived at home until he was 28.
>>52623939
Pls
I'm getting paid by the government to study, while having a regular well playing job, and living with parents to save up money.
By the time I'm thirty I already own my own place. (:
Enjoy the dnebts, my American friend.
>>52624023
Wait, you have a government?
>tfw your mom died about a year ago
>>52624038
yeah, the one you bombed
>>52624038
Well, it's more or less the central bank forwarding money sent to it from foreign oil companies into our bank accounts
But yeah
>>52622638
What the fug
The only thing that I wonder is how do you bring girls back and that
Not girlfriends, just random club sloots at 3 am
>>52624170
You don't. It's not a problem for me because I don't talk to girls. You have to be muscular and outgoing for any of them to like you anyway.
>>52621752
My wife was puzzled by my dislike of my parents ...until we spent time with them.
>>52621913
>"my mom", the post
Incredible accurate
>>52624251
Only thing i dislike about my parents is that they brought me in this world.
Other than that they're pretty cool people, we share a couple of beers in the evening and i lift with my dad.
>>52624330
Same. If they had just waited a couple of minutes or conceived in a different position, then I probably wouldn't exist. Small differences like that matter. I'd i could press a button to erase myself, I totally would.
>>52624385
>tfw it was never your choice to be born
I never asked for this.
>>52621984
If you touch my phone you get beat into a fucking lavash dude. We don't trust strangers with our phones here
>>52621984
They're all just calls to my house or parents' cellphones.
>>52624518
>>52624502
losers
>>52624587
You're on 4chan on Christmas. People who live in glass houses...
