Meghan edition
RuneScape
maisie
>>52619437
not quite but still feel silly drunk just a bit yoyu know out there orbiting reality a bit and itsn quite late i want to wake up EARLT yromtooorrow and i cant aaaahhhh
Dublin? hate it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShlW5plD_40
>>52619468
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>52619439
>not Adele edition
shame on you, cuz
Could at least have made an edition related to the occasion and not some random reddit-tier shite
paki cunt
Azusa
Doing a quality Pamyu post before I go to bed
more like meghan needs a trainer
night boys
>tfw no qt housewife to bake me cookies on christmas morning
If we spike ISIS with psychedelics they will start spreading love instead of hate and something like heaven might dawn
WEW LADS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KpEcvZkl6v
Merry Christmas
Shit edition, fuck off reddit
Going to bed, night lads and have a Merry, White Christmas.
>>52619526
>cookies
Fuck off yank
>>52619487
is it bad I've wanked to this a few times?
>>52619535
Cuddle me right now
Really want to kill myself but don't want to ruin Christmas for my family haha
Is the day after boxing day alright?
>>52619570
yes
at least i'll never be burdened with kids eh
>>52619526
Hello, /brit/
https://youtu.be/YQHsXMglC9A
>>52619526
Fuck off reddit
t. redditor who seen the same post
off for a sleep and that
merry christmas to my popets and all and sundrie
i am feeling so fucking shit
>>52619570
Nah m8
I've wanked to the bits she cleans the floors plenty of times
>>52619615
Merry Chrimbo lad x
>>52619574
*cuddles*
>>52619523
Dementia is a form of Alzheimers lol
Or the other way around, can't remember which
I think Alzheimers is a type of dementia specifically in older people, can't remember
i've liked you for a thousand years
>>52619618
https://youtu.be/XeB9ZxffQAE
Stuck two hours from home for a Christmas day with the extended family and I don't want anything for Christmas
>>52619620
>>52619607
Literally listening to that song haaaaaaa
>>52619615
Happy christmas x
*gives you a big cuddle*
>tfw a pseudo-normie that hasn't had a proper gf since 17
Terrible feel lads. I'm almost 24. Feel like a leper.
Feel like the magic is gone from life
>>52619681
I MUST HAVE CALLED A THOUSAND TIMES
done alliskci
>>52619618
A few things about Jimmy Savile, a simple working-class DJ from a Leeds mining family
- He has both a Royal and Papal knighthood (Order of St. Gregory the Great)
- He is a Knights Hospitaller (also known as the Sovereign Military Hospitaller Order of St. John of Jerusalem of Rhodes and of Malta, Order of St. John, Knights of Malta, and Chevaliers of Malta)
- He's an "Esteemed Friend of Israel", according to his Wiki page, whatever that is
- In a June 08 interview with Esquire, Savile boasted of his closeness with Royalty and Prime Ministers
- How he gave marriage guidance to Prince Andrew at the behest of the Duke of Edinburgh
- How Princess Diana described him as "a mentor to Charles"
- How he addressed the Israeli cabinet, the Knesset, and told them that they'd "forgotten how to be Jewish"
- He shares his very unusual surname with West Yorkshire's most elite family. Leeds' coat-of-arms, which depicts three owls, is based on the Savile family crest and Sir William Savile, a royalist, was amazingly freed by Sir Thomas Fairfax (a high-ranking Mason) after losing a battle in Leeds during the Civil War. Officially, Jimmy is no relation
- There is an injunction in place against News International prohibiting them from publishing photos of Jimmy at Haute de la Garenne, the child abuse scandal home in Jersey
- In his own words, Jimmy is, "the éminence grise: the grey, shadowy figure in the background.”
>>52619718
So bad
>>52619718
*has my expectations met AND EXCEEDED*
>>52619718
kek
>>52619653
alzheimers is a form of dementia
Literally haven't got a single (You) in the last 5-6 threads
>>52619741
He was also friends with the Yorkshire ripper
Paedo stuff only scratches the surface of him
>Christmas eve
>literal none of the gifts are wrapped yet
>ominous thuds emerge from behind wall
>everyone ITT looks at eachother nervously as thuds get louder
>some being praying amid tears
>final thud breaks through the wall
>its me
>I run around headbutting everyone
>countless deaths ensue
@52619775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a7cHPy04s8
>>52619742
>>52619745
>>52619763
annn d FUCK you if yall dont like it
>>52619775
Merry Christmas,here's my Christmas gift to (You) x
>>52619775
MERRY CHRISTMAS
didn't realise there was a new so my old post still deserves (you)s
check this out
>>52619664
>>52619664
>>52619664
Got my wife a brand new bull for crimbo lads
going to go to a mascaraed party alone new years eves thoughts?
>>52619618
>It Was Good While It Lasted
>>52619785
My wife's kids are already asleep
I'll have to get cracking soon
>>52619775
*kisses (you)*
>>52619820
WHAT A
L I T T L E
E
G
E
N
D
>>52619827
Just follow a group of people around and pretend to be their deaf friend
>>52619807
Looks a bit like Maisie there.
>>52619718
>>52619807
ahh excellent, very impressive
Guys I need some advice.
I asked this girl out last friday. We're friends on facebook and we usually chat on there. But anyways, I gave her my phone number on friday when I asked her out(which she said yes to), but so far she hasn't texted me anything about it and I start all conversation with her on facebook.
I feel as if I'm going through a rejection right now. But then why would she say yes? Whenever I bring up the date she says she's always busy. Do you think she's legit busy or she's avoiding me?
Anybody know if dominos will be open tomorrow?
>>52619827
Not bad la
How anonymizing (?) are the masks?
Drink a bit and take some gak with you if you can get any.
>>52619876
I checked
between 6:00 and 6:01
better be quick
Just how the fuck did Jimmy saville get away with it
How did he have so many powerful m8s
So bizarre
>>52619869
give it a few days after crimbo and see if she's still up for it
>>52619710
font
Jill Dando was talking too much about Savile
and she was due to marry the royal gynaecologist, imagine what sort of fucked up things he's aware of?
>>52619869
Have you tried fucking off normie twat yet?
>>52619876
kek
>>52619876
It's open on boxing day but not Christmas day
>>52619848
What did you get them?
>>52619876
gotta go fast
>tfw no high test Meghan gf to do blow off her ass cheeks
Pakis? Nah, not a fan.
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What's the American equivalent of the job centre?
>>52619898
It's been almost 1 week. Maybe she has a busy holiday week? I don't know, I feel really sad right now. She would be my first girlfriend and I don't want to mess this up.
>>52619929
not worthy
>>52619710
awful feel
>>52619953
classic
>>52619953
good post
>>52619957
Career Center?
>>52619869
>But then why would she say yes?
girls do this to try to be nice so that guys dont freak out in front of them, its easier to reject someone over the phone or on facebook than in real life
also, girls change their mind really fast. maybe in the moment she was feeling it but afterwards she talked about it with some friends or something weird like that or just had second thoughts for some weird reason and she changed her mind. their opinions on most guys flip flop a lot.
>Whenever I bring up the date she says she's always busy
sounds a lot like shes just trying to find any way to avoid you tbqh. sometimes they play little games and do tests, just keep treating her correctly, banter/flirt with her every so often to let her know youre still interested, but don't be so clingy. maybe she'll come around again. but for now it sounds like she doesn't want to do whatever you asked her to do.
Just got like a thousand karma on Reddit lads #latenightlegends
would actually murder for a kebab atm
>>52619929
iktfb
/brit/? Nah, not a fan.
Thoughts on this lads?
>>52620031
Nice and smoothed like a shaved pussy.
>>52620021
Deeshar.
>>52620031
Long and black just like I like it
>>52620031
haaaate ooht
>>52620031
hate it
>manlets who try overcompensate with muscles
Been out tonight and have a story involving someone like that, me and a girl, but think I won't share it
merry christmas friends :^)
sorry lads can't not gaypost
i'll limit it though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xppg2plHqB4
>tfw no sweaty yank bf to lick clean
>>52619975
>Maybe she has a busy holiday week?
thats also something i didnt think about at all, she might be putting you off for people she knows a lot better. thats fair. shes trying to spend time with family and friends right now.
>She would be my first girlfriend and I don't want to mess this up.
dont worry about that desu, if it happens itll happen. if not, theres other girls. keep talking to girls. maybe if youre just friends with this girl you can meet other girls through her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIHN1UkcSGo
>>52620031
Why does it look so American
BUNDA
>>52620031
>>52620031
In the video, he's not referring to the "new m50", he's referring to the road that leads to the m50
The m50 is the ring road around Dublin, and has been there for donkeys
>>52619993
I try to talk to her everyday and she says shit like this when she goes off to bed.
You think she's interested?
>>52620084
they usually pick fights for some unknown reason
>>52620087
Retard died trying to outrun a train.
>sides etc
>>52620128
>bullying
>>52620121
Germans are incapable of feeling love
>>52620115
she's absolutely horrid
stop posting her
>>52620084
saw one of these at a bar not too long ago. couldn't have been much more than 5 foot tall.
>>52620156
It's not bullying if it's the truth
>>52620154
Could never get into clannad because of the dopey eyes they gave the characters.
USA USA USA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTsgnTzhiaQ
>>52620121
>anyways, I'm falling asleep
>not telling her to stay up with you
beta
>>52620090
Hopefully.
All I want for Christmas is (you
And maybe dubs
>>52620113
Stop living in a third world muzzie shithole maybe? :^)
>>52620232
>>52620232
>>52620232
merry christmas xx
>>52620215
It was at fucking 12:00 AM. I was only staying up because i got the chance to talk to her.
>tfw went pub with some mates for a christmas eve session at short notice
>only wanted to have a couple and call it quits
>got a bit out of hand and am now shitfaced
Quick lads, give me your best sobering up tricks. Fuck going through christmas day with a hangover.
>>52620194
>>52620232
merry christmas
I wish I lived in America
>>52620125
I actually knew the guy once I heard his name, but hadn't seen him since I was like 16 lel
Used to hear about him getting all the popular girls, then was in a pub tonight and seen a girl I know who he was talking to at the bar, ordered drinks then "noticed" her, started talking to her and brought her back to our table and got her friends to come over to our table as well haha
He couldn't have been taller than my nipples I'd say
>>52620249
the best way to sober up is to go to sleep
when you wake up you wont be drunk at all or if you dont sleep well but wake up and you're still drunk you will be barely drunk
trust me m8 im a doctor
>>52620283
Dunno about this one lad
>>52620248
>12am
>late
You're literally bent and will remain a virgin until you change your ways
>>52619667
Le 2015 man?
>>52620337
>>52620283
Not a fan how america is laid out
Like every shop has a big building of its own and they're all separated, bit of a pain
>>52620331
So what? The only way I'll be able to lose my virginity is to sleep for 4 hours each night?
>>52620326
>That flag
Don't trust you tbqh, for all I know you could be a Jew pawn out to ruin my crimbo
>>52620337
what happens in 2016
does he just say 2016 instead
>>52620249
It won't sober you up, but drink a litre of water, you'll feel fine in the morning
Few vitamin effervescent tablets as well if you have them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZv62ShoStY
>>52620337
>>52620353
COME ON JANNY
>>52620354
cos they have space unlike britain where you have to cram a billion people and a billion things into a centimeter
>>52620389
david mitchell is pinging
>>52620389
>JANNY
>>52620364
errr uhhh no shut up and buy more presents
>>52620389
is that John Oliver?
2015 was a fucking awful year desu
>>52620422
thats his danish cousin johannes olivier, totally diff person brah
>>52620393
So? It's fucking retarded to spread everything out so far
smoking a full on joint in my room, fuck the janny (my mum)
>>52620389
disturbs me that even a cliche beta like David Mitchell was a chad dudebro at college age senpai
>>52620381
ta lad, i can trust an Irishman when it comes to alcoholic matters.
>>52620422
John Oliver, Richard Ayoade, David Mitchell and I've forgotten who the other guy is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b88D-hD24IA
wish i was 3kliksphilip desu
>>52620448
hopefully she comes in and ip bans you for 3 days lmao
>>52620448
thug life
Who has to work on Christmas day?
fuck me lads just installed tinder and i havent swiped right yet
just want a girl that looks like a nice person desu
>>52620460
Other guy looks a bit like Kevin Bridges but a Scot at uni is a bit farfetched.
Listening to Bob Marley
>>52620508
muslims?
>>52620532
Is this love is this love is this love is this love that I'm feeling
>>52620527
>>52620527
its johnny vegas
not feeling very jolly desu
>>52620521
>just want a girl that looks like a nice person desu
needle in a haystack on tinder lad. lots of whores on there.
other websites are 99.9999% ugly girls or crazy girls too. finding a nice girl with online dating is like winning a lottery.
>>52620452
I'm onto my 8th can right now, you fucking better
Only been too far drunk to not drink water a few times, and usually then I have more to worry about the day after than a hangover
think i'm gonna have to drop one of my best friends lads
told her i'll be hanging out with her ex for new years and now she's got weird and is ignoring me
can't be putting up with this shit. it's not my fault they fucking broke up and put me in this awkward position
>>52620546
Fuck me so it is
Hahahahaha just got an order in before dominos close
K A S H I F GETS THE JOB DONE
>>52620561
i just assumed it would be normal girls but it's all college slags
upped the age to 20 and its a bit better now
>>52620596
njoy your boogers and cum pizza desu
2016 is not the year of gf but the year of you. You will be a better person. You will pursue your hobbies and goals and you will achieve them. You will become a man. You will lose but you will accept that loss and move on and succeed.
>>52620575
if a friend is an energy sink/drama whore its aaalways better to keep your distance.
>>52620621
>boogers
fuck off yank
>>52620562
Eating bread and drinking water at the minute that's what I usually do but I need a quick fix.
>>52620624
i hope so aha i dont have a job
All I want for Christmas is an end to mass immigration and cultural genocide
Rate me lads
>>52620669
bigot
>>52620695
uneven nip nops/10
>>52620596
do you like the taste of phlegm mixed in with the cheese?
>>52620640
Plain bread makes me feel sick if I eat it when drunk
Just gulp down a litre of water and go to bed, you won't sober up before you go to bed if you're drunk
>>52620669
We all do lad
step into christmas
let's join together
we can watch the snow fall forever and ever
need gf
niggas was sleeping on me
>>52620625
known her over 4 years and she was my best friend for the past year though, we got along so well and helped each other through some really shit times...
suddenly she's become difficult and idk, it's hard to drop her but i'm not accepting this
>>52620669
just move to a country with no immigration like north korea
sorted
theres a massive corona round the moon lads
>>52620695
paul scholes has gained loads of weight since he retired
Don't think mum got any Shloer
>>52620628
just quoting south park tbag (to be absolutely genuine)
but i offer a serious warning
>>52620765
No
British people and culture is being destroyed
Close the borders NOW
>>52620624
Thanks for putting my new years resolution into words.
wish I wasnt socially retarded 2bh
>>52620718
Bread seems to soak the alcohol up for me and the water helps me flush the pipes as it were. Reading doujins and H-manga helps too, would read the Silmarillion but it requires too much focus to read
sersh is alright isn't she
>>52620624
started doing that for 2015 and have been mildly successful
letting the year of self improvement bleed into 2016 so that 2016 can be the year of the gf
yo im brad from socal
whats up dudes
Meghan Trainor eating turkey and gravy from Adele's pussyflaps desu
>>52620875
ahhahhheyyoooo its braaad!! duude whats up man havent seen you since melissa's grad bash
Why is Karen so lewd?
Have to come here because /deutsch/ is full of retards. Merry Christmas lads, can I get some (You)s now?
>Anime peados will never leave
>>52620939
Merry Christmas
>>52620939
hallo :3
>>52620939
(you)le
im anti-consumerist when it comes to holidays but...i participate in the economy ironically.. for laughs, you see.. i swear its just for laughs...
Just wrote my christmas cards lads
Sleepy time now x
>>52620905
coz ur a nonce who sexualizes animated depictions of little girls
>>52620939
MERRY CHRISTMAS
>>52620939
If you know an Austrian girl called Anna from Vienna tell her to go fuck herself.
>>52620939
yes, of courshe.
hello.
I wish that I could be like the cool kids
because all the cool kids, they seem to fit in
>>52620939
>1am, Christmas day
>spend 20 minutes trying to think of the right 50 words to put on the little card for my sister's present
>write something heartfelt
>see her get handed the present on the day
>doesn't even look at the card
genuinely bad for Kev ngl haha
>>52620949
>>52620956
>>52620974
>>52620986
>>52620994
>>52621013
Rolling in all your (You)s t b h lads. On my authority I proclaim these Anglos 100% Germanic. Never been to Austria, incidentally.
>>52621014
all of my feels are with you
just found out there is a mcdonalds opening literally under 5 minutes walk from my house
shit lads
>>52620939
Hope you stay warm over Christmas Jerry.
>>52621060
kev died of our sins
>>52619710
bit of a shit feel that 2bh
>>52621060
We're all gonna make it, right?
me irl
went full spaghetti today when a girl I knew from high school kept smiling at me and saying my name while I was working the register, lads
>>52621060
Who is this Kev, I seem to have missed out on this meme in the time I've spent on /pol/ and /out/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIaj2jHra7g
new sammy vid desu
crimbo lads
>>52621060
>that receding hairline
JUST
>>52621070
don't get fat lad
>>52621216
not sure i can make any promises tbag
>>52621070
>tfw there is a 24 hour Maccys 5 minutes down the road from me
>Always go in on the way home from pub
>Am on a first name basis with the night staff
>Stand around chatting and having a laugh with them
>They give me a staff discount even though I'm not staff
feels gud m8
together alone for yet another year
Me and my m8
this dude named micheal used to buy motorcycles
dick bigger than a tower I ain't talking about trifles
>>52621321
holy moly
Hey dudes anyone know where I can score some molly for the EDM rave dudes
>>52621353
f off yannuk
>>52621353
ask ur mum lol
>Live in a semi-detached house
>My rooms is joined to next doors kids room
>Always hear it coughing like an asthmatic in a dusty loft
>It's now crying
Want to throttle it sometimes tbqh lads.
STILL drunk
fucking fucking ugfkin gucming fuckign
FOOKIN DED
/brit/ reveals its true pseudo-normie face then
disgraceful ( ._.)
>>52621590
go to bed
Merry Christmas, lads <3
Think my lack of self-control is the source of all my social problems 2bh.
I can't bring myself to talk to people of my own initiative. I'm put with people in some work context and manage fine, but anything informal or emotional? Nope. Someone changes the work-related conversation to a personal one, and I'll change the subject or retreat into my shell.
>>52621599
but if i sleep now i will have a hanmgover CRYIGN NOW AAAA
>>52621600
>>52621600
u 2 bb
>>52621602
its prolly y ur phat too haha xp
flags lads
https://isitchristmas.com/
