HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the 2 shitiest military nations facing each other
>>52620586
Alberto
>>52618830
DYING TO FUCKING NOTHING
>>52620615
delet this
>>52620615
kek
>>52620615
>ship hits a mine
FUCKING NOTHING
>>52620615
>amerishoots
This ACTUALLY happened.
>>52618830
delet this
>>52620586
delet this
>>52620702
delet this
>>52618830
Embarresing defeats thread?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Isandlwana
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Singapore
That war with birds we lost. That was pretty bad
>>52618830
No fucking way this shit is real.
>>52620769
fucking Crassus man
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Carrhae
>>52620712
t. Albertito Barberino
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Empire
Fuck the The Brits, French, Italians and Austrians!
>>52620586
>France
>shittiest military nation
Poortugal, everyone
>>52621094
>>52618830
Nothing is worse than losing to a bunch of fucking emus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
>>52618830
reported
Look at this shit
Never forget
>be australian
>yanks steal your wimminz
>attempt to alpha up
>get shot
you can't make this shit up
>>52621701
>not showing the casualties
that's the best part though
>>52621470
Top kek, I was looking for that pic!
>Russia wanted to restore Christian dominance in the East, both Catholic and Orthodox
>wanted to crush the fucking Turks
>liberate the Balkans
>Britcucks and Frogs run to aid thr muzzies
>Austria bluntly betrays Russia
>150 years later
>"why doesn't Russia trusts the west?! We gud gais" D:
>>52621695
Truly the GOAT of GOATs
Amazingly he wasn't even formally trained as an Admiral, he was a General.
>>52621731
Story: "at 0700 on 25 July 1894, the Japanese cruisers Yoshino, Naniwa and Akitsushima, which had been patrolling in the Yellow Sea off of Asan, encountered the Chinese cruiser Jiyuan, and gunboat Kwang-yi. The two Chinese vessels did not return the salute of the Japanese ships as required under International Maritime Regulations, and when the Japanese turned to the southwest, the Chinese opened fire.
The battle occurred at close range, and Jiyuen took severe damage and began to lose steering control, but one of the German military advisors aboard, Hoffman, managed to jury-rig a tiller under fire, and the vessel was able to maneuver. The timely arrival of the gunboat Kwang-yi distracted Naniwa, and Yoshino and Jiyuen used the opportunity to break off the engagement and escaped.
In the meantime Tsao-kiang and the transport Kowshing, which was flying a British civil ensign and conveying some 1,200 Beiyang Army and stores, had the unfortunate timing of appearing on the scene.
owshing was ordered to follow the Japanese cruiser Naniwa to the main Japanese squadron. After a formal protest citing the neutrality of the British flag, the English captain, Thomas Ryder Galsworthy, agreed. However, the Chinese soldiers on board revolted, and threatened to kill the crew unless Galsworthy took them back to China. After four hours of negotiation, when the Beiyang troops were momentarily distracted, Galsworthy and the British crew jumped overboard and attempted to swim to the Naniwa, but were fired upon by the Chinese. Most of the sailors were killed, but Galsworthy and two crewmen were rescued by the Japanese. Naniwa then opened fire on the Kowshing, sinking her and her mutineers.
Chinese casualties were approximately 1,100, including more than 800 from the troop transport Kowshing alone, against none for the Japanese."
Moral of the Story:
The Japs had the Brits backs, even though the Brits were helping the Chinese.
>>52621470
>>52621761
Easily one of my top 5 favorite /int/ pics
>>52621701
>The Kettle War (Dutch: Keteloorlog or Marmietenoorlog) was a military confrontation between the troops of the Republic of the Seven Netherlands and the Holy Roman Empire on 8 October 1784. It was named the Kettle War because THE ONLY SHOT FIRED HIT A SOUP KETTLE.
JUST
>>52621738
>>52621701
There was no casualities on the wikipedia, but i have read the page and the only true casualitie was a kettle of soup that was destroied by an accidental shot from the dutch ship, the monarchy, even tough being stronger, surrender right after that shot.
>>52621816
Yeah, that, exactly that.
>>52621816
All of the soup spilled out too. Such a senseless waste.
>>52621857
I gotta wonder who the prom queen was who felt it necessary to kill themselves from the horrors of invading Iceland. Was he affraid of the tortures the puffins were capable of?
delet this thread
>>52621816
There was also this one, this is not the wikipedia page, on the war, its an edit, but this actually happened and the pic is pretty accurate.
>>52620615
This >>52620686
and I'll blame the Canadian Polar Bear and Beaver Corps.
>>52621857
I wish to know why he did it desu.
>>52622035
because life is suffering
>>52622035
>Very rough seas were encountered on passage to Iceland and the majority of the marines cluttered gangways and mess-decks throughout the ship, prostrate with seasickness. One unfortunate marine committed suicide.
>>52618830
>>52620586
haha Poortugal
>>52621470
sorry for
>murrican educayshun
but what conflict is this about? When did the Austrian Empire attack the ottomans only for france and Britain to jump to their aid?
>>52622207
Crimea war
>>52622207
>Austrian Empire
Please stop doing this to my country's image.
>>52622207
>Austrian Empire
*bogerfaec.jpg*
>>52622207
>Austrian Empire
>Crimean War
>attacking
Dude.....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_invasion_of_Russia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allied_intervention_in_the_Russian_Civil_War
>have all of these allies
>still get btfo
rofl XDDD
>>52622243
>>52622260
>>52622273
Aw fuck you guys I'm sorry I didn't see the white part of the flag so I thought it was pic related
>>52622207
It's the Russian Empire, not the Austrian.
>>52622207
This >>52622243
Stop making us look like retards. The Russian Empire used that flag during the Crimean War. However, I'll cut you a few points for the fact they have used a bunch of Flags in their history.
>>52622362
He knows.
>>52622156
mighty interesting. what a fuck-up
Somebody post the cauldron with its contents one
>>52620769
Isandlwana got followed by Rorke's Drift though. Certainly one of the most metal battles in imperial history, no?
You forgot this mates. Way more embarrassing desu.
funny anecdote about that battle , at one moment the french fired their cannon at a italian soldier that was infront of a barrier and bassicly the outline of the italian soldier are still visible on it , the guy as been fucking cooked
>>52621130
You got your asses kicked during the peninsular war so i would keep quiet about the quality of your military of i were you
>>52624340
You mean Napoleon's B or C army?
>>52624355
I mean they were so incompetent that they failed to invaded 3 times portugal but invaded spain 1st try
Tell what army is that
>>52624410
Thats great for your country Alberto, but calling the fucking napoleonic army ''incompetent'', you gotta be trolling.
>The War of the Cow (1272–78), in French Guerre de la Vache, was a conflict in the Holy Roman Empire between the Prince-Bishopric of Liège under Bishop John of Enghien and the Marquisate of Namur under Marquis Guy of Dampierre. What began as a dispute over stolen property between a peasant from one jurisdiction and a burgess from another became a major regional conflict requiring the arbitration of King Philip III of France, who ordered the restoration of the status quo ante bellum in 1278
>The cause of the war was the theft of a cow by a peasant during a jousting tournament in the city of Ciney, regional capital of Condroz. The thief, Engorant de Jalhay, was caught and ordered to pay a fine (to avoid death) and return the cow. The bailiff's men mistakenly executed the peasant anyway, and the peasant's lord demanded recompense.
Some 15 000 people died in three years and about 60 villages on modern day Belgian territory were burned down.
>>52620615
"accident"
>>52624410
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52624252
>420 tanks
>>52624340
>Notinvadedsuccessfullytugal
>>52624252
You fucked up your edit. They lost more than they had.
>>52618830
Mamma mia! It's real...
>>52621470
>tfw I really had an Adibas tracksuit
>>52621695
nice
>>52624340
>i would keep quiet about the quality of your military of i were you
Hello. I'm France. Still the best ratio of wins in war in Europe. Bye
>>52620586
Well, the French managed to conquer almost all continental Europe, it's quite an achievement, I would say.
As for "our" best ratio, it's either pic related...
>>52626802
...or maybe this one
>>52620586
>didfightinthewartugal
>>52620615
>ship hits an intentionally placed mine
>nothing
i think this is one of the worsts defeats ever
pic related
>>52624340
>>52626481
>not having addidos
>shitaly
>>52624252
Too be fair Italy had shit tanks for ww2 and fighting in the open is a death wish for unsupported infantry
>>52628276
this one is worse
>>52618830
they died because of cold in the mountains or something
>>52626802
>>52626814
no
>>52624252
This battle in particular is just fucking sad on the Italians behalf
Wogs BTFO
>>52633980
>Italians dying of cold
>in italy
>>52634164
This is Arab tier of incompetence.
>>52634203
in the alps,they did a retarded attack from the mountains
aren't you all the ones who can tell me? I'm not an expert in history,i guess you people posting these screenshots all are history professors
>>52634252
>Italians
>not Arabs in denial
>>52624252
tankettes, when will they learn
>>52633498
kek good times
>>52634905
>>52634203
COLDTUGAL
>>52634094
>>52626814
>>52626802
I think this one.
>>52636058
butthurt?
>>52624549
>The bailiff's men mistakenly executed the peasant anyway
well...
>>52633498
Zerg rush at its worst
