>tfw not American
Why live?
And here I thought I could spend my christmas without remembering this.
>tfw canadian
>mfw americans try to tell me they live in a first world country when half of them are on food stamps
xdd
>>52617292
t. white trash
Not many places are as wondrous and multicultural as us.
>>52617365
go away niggerspic
>>52617216
It's all I wanted for Christmas.
what is america like
>>52617292
i always feel dirty and gross when i read canadian posts, can we please get rid of them?
>>52617216
You can be. There is only a few questions
Are you smart and productive
Is your spouse smart and productive
If either of these are yes, then you can probably get in
You do get bonus points if you are white
>>52617639
It's true, all of it. Getting shot, the burgers, they're real.
>>52617216
>>52617251
>>52617585
Is it really that hard to immigrate here? My ancestors got here, and my family is full of retards.
>>52617639
Diverse, but everyone (more-or-less) speaks the same language. It depends on where you are.
>>52617639
bags of sand
>>52618458
>this tripfaggot again
Kill yourself.
>>52617639
Imagine a really big place that nobody could possibly fill, seas of grain and friendly people.
Even at the worst people will still crack jokes and kid around, where you're growing up with memories of backyard barbecues and snowy Christmas mornings, where you can walk to a store and buy ANYTHING you want, a place where you can rest your head knowing that everyone watches everyone's backs.
That is America. It's more than picket fences and tipping.
>>52618463
Wanna offer me a job or marry me? Those are the easiest ways for me to get there.
>>52618588
It's also a racist shithole, an SJW nightmare, a desert, a swamp, whatever the fuck Texas thinks it is, and a few Mexicans to boot.
It's a lot of things. That's what makes it great.
>>52618757
I'm already married, but I could talk to my boss about employment. Are you an electrician, an HVAC technician, a motor specialist, a plumber, or an appliance technician? Also, being Christian would help.
>>52618829
None of those, I don't even belong in the church.
Too bad getting in isn't as easy as it was when your ancestors made the jump.
>>52618325
I wish my friend.
>Why live?
To one day become American.
It's LITERALLY the easiest nationality to become; you don't even have to be white OR speak the language :)
>>52617216
>tfw not European
Why live
>>52619266
I'll marry you Finlandkun. You'll even get to live in the best state: Colorado!
>>52617216
>one shot at life, better not fuck this up
>born British male
>>52620038
>you don't even have to be white OR speak the language
What would either of those things have to do with being American? I mean, sure, both make life here more convenient, but being a nice, honest, and hard-working person is key.
>>52620129
Hello fellow Coloradan. The biggest shithole in the state here... Guess where!
>>52618325
I would, but I'm out of gas
>>52620206
>>52620129
>Colorado
Couple weeks ago I had a dream where I moved there.
>>52620273
>OC from southern CO
>>52620206
>>52617216
is it really that hard to legally immigrate here?
my grandparents just came from ireland, went to a boston irish ghetto and had an anchor baby.
>>52620340
Living the dream there I see, glad I can share it with you soon.
>>52620557
:3
>>52618501
>Complaining about StrawBoss
Neck yourself, newnigger
>>52620340
My family owns a ranch that looks just like that, also in Colorado.
If it were possible to get rid of the god damn fucking spiders it would be perfect.
But they are everywhere. Big ones too.
>>52620634
No. Nyuh.
>>52620703
What part of CO? Snakes are a bigger problem than spiders where I am.
>>52620744
North of alamosa. Near moffat, a little over 3 hours south of Denver.
Can't you move to USA if you have $100,000? Just save up for a few years or so and fly over?
>You will never afford healthcare
>>52620611
>screenshot
Lmao nice try faggot
>>52620206
WAKE ME UP
