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Asian cartoons for social rejects Edition
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good edition
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maisie
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Early shite edition
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>>52612459
>anime
hahaha x
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mussies out
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Azusa
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>290 posts

Oh fuck off
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Please dont use this thread
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Getting a Daisy for Christmas, spotted her in the cupboard the other day.
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>2 old threads both under the bump limit

JANNY JANNY JANNY
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hello boys
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>>52612506
its a parody edition
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>>52612553
>>52612568
Wew
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I was out with a friend for dinner, and we ordered pizza, and his Iraqi fiance complained that she didn't like 'American' pizza. I asked what she meant, and she explained that in Iraq, Pizza is more like a pie, with meat and cheese piled in a pie plate. So, I called the waitress over, and asked if we could get a personal deep-dish pizza.

Rhydia (sp?) was shocked! She thought every place in America served NY style thin-crust pizza, and I had to explain that, in America, we don't do anything ONE way. There's always a shop down the road that does it differently, and anyone who immigrates here can open a shop and do things how they like, and Americans will give it a try, because we love that sort of thing.

She was also shocked that she couldn't visit the Statue of Liberty and the Hollywood sign in the same weekend!
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>>52612578
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>>52612563
if chinko lovers are going to spam early threads then they don't deserve to have long ones.
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JAN. Y. TOR
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>>52612557
Shite cubital fossa
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lads
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>>52612601
Fuck all else to do on a train, to be Frank.
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Anime
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just received a message on the quantum synchronicity net
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>>52612646
gay 2bh
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>>52612600
Haha saw a thing on my news feed about them having their first beauty pageant since 1972 or summit

To freedom, lad
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You people are fucking lemmings. Just because theres a new thread posted doesn't mean you have to jump into it immediately.
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>>52612601
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this stuff any good?
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>>52612553
Wew lad

If I could shag a blonde with a banging body like 1 then my life would be complete. Spunk all over her belly and tits.
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>>52612690
t. slope lover
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>people actually replying in a Canadian /brit/ thread

/brit/ has definitely gone down hill.
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r/lisicki edit of this image
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>>52612690
Mememe meme meme meme meme meet meme?
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Poll of the mo

http://strawpoll.me/6357270
http://strawpoll.me/6357270
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>>52612624
Dr. Jan Itor
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>>52612690
t. butthurt gook
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>>52612731
I hate slopes, I'd prefer to live in Netherlands desu.
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>>52612750
Reminder
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>>52612736
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>>52612780
Fuck off
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whatd you get for christmas lads?
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>>52612833
A chair
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/explainers-35177612
>Literally telling people to tell their family we should be taking in more of muh Syrian chilluns
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We have to stop CONSUMING our culture. We have to CREATE culture. DON'T watch TV, DON'T read magazines, don't even listen to BBC. Create your OWN roadshow. The nexus of space and time where you are — NOW — is the most immediate sector of your universe. And if you're worrying about Michael Jackson or Barack Obama or somebody else, then you are disempowered. You're giving it all away to ICONS. Icons which are maintained by an electronic media so that, you want to dress like X or have lips like Y... This is shit-brained, this kind of thinking. That is all cultural diversion. What is real is you, and your friends, your associations, your highs, your orgasms, your hopes, your plans, your fears. And, we are told No, you're unimportant, you're peripheral — get a degree, get a job, get a this, get that, and then you're a player. You don't even want to play that game. You want to reclaim your mind and get it out of the hands of the cultural engineers who want to turn you into a half-baked moron consuming all this trash that's being manufactured out of the bones of a dying world.
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>>52612833
socks from the charity shop
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>tfw cheating on the waifu with Daisy

This feels wrong lads
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>>52612833
A woman — I fucked her for two hours.
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brendan fraser
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onned the pc

looks like it got banned

lmao
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>>52612893
is irrelevant to this thread
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How much floppy should I give a girl before a good 2 hour shag?
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>>52612876
>brown eyed
Fuck off, Paki.
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>>52612905
What lad?
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don't feel horny today
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>>52612962
Are you hard of hearing?
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>>52612943
About a good ten minutes worth, I think.
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>>52612833
new watch
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>>52612943
10 mins lad
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Lads
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>>52612893

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8Ipihas1lU

Look into his eyes. There's nothing there. He is genuinely very depressed. The woman interviewing him is overly sincere about him being a movie star. Just look at his face. They both know he's desperate, I mean, the interview is literally being recorded on a phone. He's whispering. He's a ruined man.
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>>52612864
Ok
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>>52613005
Delete this!
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>>52613022
Thank (You) for the (You) it means a lot
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>>52612947
Rasheed
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>>52613005
Can someone properly meme this picture to hell and back? Really low jpg quality the whole deal
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its not an iPad its an iPost
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How do you go from this...
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>>52612947
Nice try paki.
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cant even put into words how big of a twat this guy at work is
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>>52613005
rofl
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>>52613108
i'm sure he thinks you're a twat too x
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LADS


Daisy Ridley literally has a younger qt'er sister WITH (probably) NO STRIPPER TATTOO

WAHEY
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His light is shining on us all
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well lads first xmas since being a """grown up""" that I haven't gone to the pub... Xmas all feels pretty bleak tbqh. Merry xmas to you and yours tho anons.
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having a good one lads?
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Doing another one of those awesome Kyary posts, lads.

WAHEYY
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>>52613222
I am certainly having a one that's for sure
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>>52613097
Good joke, I'm laughing. [I'm not]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0

alri lads, please like share and subscribe

thanks
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>>52613218
Good lad.
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lads

lads i said its not an iPad its an iPost
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Had a few drinks lads. Managing to keep it together typing-wise though. Wouldn't want to be one of those drunkposting wankers.
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>tfw only swiped right to her to see if she'd message me first

Guess I got my answer haha
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>>52613165
>British women
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well i hope you all have a nice Christmas lads.

>>52613254
good.
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Trans ppl have existed for centuries in many non western civilisations. We should celebrate people's identities
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>>52613331
they weren't a bunch of insufferable faggots though
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>>52613273
>thnk we should be soulmates desu i really like you you should copme to my house when i have a house desu we can get proper fucked and drink adn think thats a trademark acgtobity by me cos i love to drink and think and smokle do you smoke uster my lad i try to think liek a combination of gandalf and jack sparrow and me cos its a really great balance of cahracter poeple being i am listening top jpop and its weird but i like it i wish i were in japan right now... we should nmeet herts we would hae a right rolicking time desu i need another shot please reply saying if you think i shuld our not cos i NEED THE ATTENTION but people who dont reply i know who you are and it hink youre better than theothers cos youre abvove peer pressure init ive gopt weird morals and standards but if you kbnow iots above what i think then you are uip there iun th eheavens init afterlife is weird but if its just what you think then you cant go wrong desu as long as you lige a predominantly virtuous life and i really havent but im willing to either makeup for my sins or live an eterneity in hell for beingf suhc a seductive alcoholic waste of space haha just been having a laugh lads....
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>>52612780
Reminder: http://www.autismhampshire.org.uk
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>>52613260
what did he mean by this? what's the hidden message, the ulterior motive of the video?
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>tfw i will never get a gf

doing some drugs
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LOL
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>>52613293
FONT
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>>52613371
learn it.
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>>52613394

>tfw today isn't a benzo day :-(
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>>52613396
WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN
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Does fucking anyone like brussel sprouts?
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hey lads it's Christmas :D
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>>52613418
5'6 isn't even short it's average
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>>52613428
Me
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>>52613428
no when they're boiled they taste like green pieces of shit in your mouth
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>>52613435
lol
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>>52613435
Now you've gone and done it.
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>>52613396
Joe 'into the gas chamber you go' Rogan
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want to fast forward to tomorrow morning lads x
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>>52613394
take care that eejit riled janny up proper
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>>52613428
love them la
>>52613435
can't catch me out
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>>52613414
it is for me ; 0 ( representation of me monged out of me nut)
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anyone want a movie stream?
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>>52613435
Shouldn't you be making toys, elf?
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>>52613435
lmao
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>do two wings of blackrock foundry
>get no gear and just get bracers two times in a row


grrr!
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>>52613435
it's pretty short for a guy
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>>52613428

Yes but they give me gas without fail every single time.

I don't care about the fart sounds or even the smell. But it gives me pain inside. And yet tomorrow they'll be sprouts, and I'll gobble them all up like the little sprout whore I am.
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>>52613501
what movie
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hope i get an Ayano for Christmas.
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>forecast for Christstmas Day
>14 degrees with heavy rain

fucking disgraceful
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>>52613489
Nice Scimitars lad
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>>52613498

trying not to get addicted yet again
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>It's not even Christmas here on the 25th

Fucking barbarians.
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>>52613536
dunno will do a vote if their is demand

make suggestions

before i kill myself
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>>52613501
m-maybe
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>>52613545
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Is Coors Light shit lads
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what's your favourite christmas film?
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>>52613544

It wouldn't be like this with our Nige in charge.
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>>52613566
>doing a vote
most of the people voting won't even watch it
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>Senior Israeli politicians and religious figures have condemned an incendiary video showing a hall packed full of Jewish extremist teenagers cheering the death of a Palestinian toddler murdered in an anti-Palestinian hate crime earlier this year.

fucking hell pack it in lads it's christmas
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>>52613435

trip on hoezay
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I can't be the only one who feels depressed every Christmas and New Years

I know it's a time to be jolly and I really love the folklore and tradition, but it's all going to be over in two days. And then it's just a commencement of another study grind for most of us, up until summer when the exams begin.

And I won't feel right listening to my beloved Christmas carols either, feelsbadman
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>>52613602
ye i know

not going to do it

just going to do a sad instead
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>>52613591
small soldiers lad
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>a christmas that lands on a friday and no gf

what a waste
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>>52613581
What's wrong with being Muslim?
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>>52613591
K-on film.
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>>52613566
An Inconvenient Truth
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>>52613631
stream a romance film xx
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mfw when we're heading towards a state of infinite complexity
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>>52613625
>exams

lmao fuck off child
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>>52613396
>5'6" joe rogan

but Conor McGregor is 5'9" in his bare feet
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>>52613616
>a good 13 (THIRTEEN) Seconds
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>>52613625
yeah you students really have it hard

you'll be in my prayers tonight
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>>52613489
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>>52613544
I live in Kent and we haven't had any snow for the past 3 years

It's the wogs bringing their third world weather with them
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>>52613691
>A FUCKING CROWN
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>>52613643

you have to worship a peadophile genocidal warlord for a start
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watching the father ted christmas special boys
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>my old best mate now arch enemy is reveled to be going out with my ex secondary school crush
>cousins show no interest in me like im invisible just like everything else
>im still me

JSUt
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>>52613566
Waterworld
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>>52613643
here's your (you) Mohammad
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>>52613691
great post.
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>>52613720
RASHEED
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>>52613732
>now arch enemy

what
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>>52613615
Why share that here, nobody really cares about those pakis fighting eachother
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>>52613729
yeah caught a bit of that earlier

BIZARRE FINANCIAL IRREGULARITIES
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GARLIC BREAD
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1 hour to go until the most wonderful time of the year
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>>52613749
sorry but i am white
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Well lads me fuckin dog is dying, merry Christmas to me
Only pet I've ever loved
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>>52613625
I get depressed as fuck all through the last half of December, my birthday, Christmas and New Years all within two weeks of each other and literally no m8s to spend them with.
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>>52613670
fuck off paki i don't want to be a leech like you
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happy 2016th birthday m'lord
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>>52613396

manlets have better leverages

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktDvrxWJzi0
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>>52613759
the cunt told my dad i was a """"drug addict"""" (back then i was no where near like i was now) then ignored any attempt to talk it out

friend told me last night whilst i was high but didn't sink in
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>>52613788
;_;
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>>52613788
was born with roses in her eyes
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>>52613673
McGregor is 175cm which is 5'8 and rogan probably has business shoes kn which can easily add inch and a bit
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>>52613788
whatre they dying from
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>>52613788
p-poor doggie ;_;...
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>>52613813
fuck off arrogant child
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Reminder that 2016 is gonna be the year
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>>52613819
wow nice drama mate look forward to seeing you on the new series of jeremy kyle with your compelling story
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Is vpn banned
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marina
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Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road. Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.

Fuck lads, always feel like shit at this time of year as I inevitably sit on 4chan whilst everybody else is out living their life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnQ8N1KacJc&ab_channel=GreenDay
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>>52613788
wow nice drama mate look forward to seeing you on the new series of jeremy kyle with your compelling story
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100% getting a gf in 2016 lads!
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>>52613880
Waheyyy looks like we're in for a night of shitposting
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>>52613860
Her liver is knackered
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>>52613922
no you aren't

you'll keep posting anime for the rest of your life
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>>52613874

the year i swing from the rope
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>>52613396
never realized he was that short

no wonder hes always so angry. the napoleon complex is 100% real
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How did /involuntary celibacy 2015/ go lads?
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>>52613625
I'm starting to feel that this whole "It's a time to be jolly, woohoo new years!" shtick is just normie bullshit

Christmas is just some arbitrary date for normie consumerists to buy iphones and watches for cheaper. Literally nothing changes for me.
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>telly this christmas

Is telly getting worse? They used to have a good premiere on at christmas every year but now it's wall to wall animated shite
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>>52613943
lmao i can post anime and have a gf.
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>>52613970
yeah but she won't be real
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>>52613874
y-yes

we've said it every year. but THIS is finally the year. THIS time it'll happen. JUST believe.
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>>52613990
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>>52613958
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>>52613953
Getting numb to >tfw no gf now but I am worried I may be going a bit mad 2bh.
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>>52613874
Ill change it all around this year 2bh
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>>52614009
sorry
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Right lads, I'm depressed. Do I:

>drink the beers me marge got me for Christmas
>drink the vodka me marge got me for Boxing Day
>roll some bifty wiftas and take an express train to stoner city
>wank

Downside to drinking is that me mum would see that I've gone through it and think I'm a loser for getting sloshed by myself on Christmas Eve
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>>52613902
we're the ones who are actually having fun. this is true fun. the normies are all getting drunk off eggnog, enjoying time with relatives, having warm moments with gfs, playing with pets and kids. what a disgusting way to live!
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>>52613990
>Discriminating against 2D gfs
It's 2015.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8PelLIWD-E
>>
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>>52614038
all 4
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>>52614038
watch anime and cry alone.
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>>52614056
idgi
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>>52614056
dunno what this is tbf
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>>52613970
nah you can't
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>>52613874
no its not.

we are all going to realise in 11 months that another year was pissed away doing nothing and that you are no closer to what you want which is to just feel like you matter to someone.

just focus on getting your squat up or something instead.
>>
>>52613958
CGI is god awful

They're literally just stupid cartoons made by some fat neckbeard sitting at his computer. Aimed at bratty children of course and their dumb normie parents.
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>>52613953

i shagged a homemade fleshlight about 25 times
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Anime.
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>>52614038
Get baked
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going to save $100 a week on the side to take my family on vacation next year instead of this
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>>52614110
Good post
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>>52613874
literally is for me 2bh. graduating uni this year so its either the year everything starts going good or the year it all goes to shit and i accept my fate and top myself
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>>52613859
No, it's 5 feet, 8.89 inches

Rounds up to 5'9" m8
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>>52614038
get high and have a couple of beers

its the comfiest combo
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>exactly a week till new years eve
>>
>weed

And you wonder why you're alone on Christmas?
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>>52614038
>I'm a loser for getting sloshed by myself on Christmas Eve

welcome to every christmas eve ever for the last few years for everyone in this thread

youre in good company
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night night lads.
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>>52614179
hahaha rounding up

if it lands on 5'8, it's 5'8.
>>
>>52614158
Aye lad

I'm starting my gap year in July. I'll either have the time of my life and get huge at the gym while I'm at it, or I'll wallow in depression.
>>
nothing in the next year of my life will change desu
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>>52614222
Next New Years Eve, I'm going to spend it with people. Or at the very least, I'm going to turn down invites.
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>>52614239
fuck off yanhk
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>>52614222
>23:59
Haha nearly new years lads

>00:00
Haha lads I feel exactly the same
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>>52614254
Lol. Having extra time doesn't make you get bigger
>>
>>52614285
I just want 1 (one) friend or gf
>>
>>52614239
Yeah but I don't want my mum to have another reason to be disappointed by my existence
>>
>>52614319
Lifting heavy objects up and down does
>>
>losers who put all this weight to Xmas and new years

You're doing it yourselves. They are just normal days
>>
my step-cousins are proper fit desu

good bums and boobs
>>
>>52614357
no they're not you clueless cunt
>>
>>52614352
If you're in the mindset of 'I'll go to the gym in my gap year' you'll never make it
>>
>>52613874
Someone post that Japanese looking comic where the guy says stuff like My life hasn't even started yet then he's old and on his death bed or something
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>tfw I've had several open net opportunities to lose my virginity this year but sabotage myself every time because of incredibly low self esteem
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>>52614370
post pics
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>>52614403
don't have any
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>>52614394
haha nice one gus
>>
>have tinder for a while, use shirtless hot tub pic
>get plenty matches but apparently shirtless pics aren't optimal and you're better off using a pic of something active
>change it to a pic of me lifting an atlas stone in a strongman comp
>no matches since
Yeah, this 'shirtless pics don't work' meme is bollocks
>>
>>52614386
>the day Jesus died
>the end of an arbitrary calender year

Wow. I should be extra depressed at not making the most of these?
>>
merry christmas friends
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>>the day Jesus died
>>the end of an arbitrary calender year

>Wow. I should be extra depressed at not making the most of these?
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>>52614450
>died
Rasheed
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>>52614391
Why not la
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>>52614450
fuck off teenager
>>
>>52614423
go on their facebook/twitter/instagram
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>>52614450
>christmas
>the day Jesus died
Are you actually a mong? Like a genuine retard?
>>
>>52614357
>the day that literally marks the beginning of a new year is a regular day

new years eve/day are strictly speaking the most important days in the calendar
>>
>>52614450
doesn't matter what there previous meaning was

now they are for family gatherings and being happy etc.

if you think anything else you might as well be called Rasheed
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>>52614450
>>the day Jesus died
Fuck off Rasheed.
>>
>>52614486
Nothing is stopping you going now. Like with any commitment, 'I'll start tomorrow' only leads to failure
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>>52614370
2 of my cousins are literal models and one is a professional dancer in London
Gonna have my best poker face on tomorrow
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>christmas in 45 minutes
>still haven't bought any presents

oh heck hahaha
>>
>>52614492
dont have facebook/twitter/instagram

they are pure christian qts

>tfw i will never have a pure christian qt gf

>>52614548
on your bike son
>>
>>52614450
>the day Jesus died

rasheed
>>
>>52614429
Yeah anything other than weightlifting if possible you twat

The best pics are from holidays in Europe. My pic is of me in North Italy. Looks good, beautiful setting, makes the birds know that you're cultured, rich and like to travel.
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>>52614513
And every single person here will spend them with their family. You are all depressed because you can't spend it with a gf you don't have. Fucking stupid
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>>52614548
better hurry lad heheehehe
>>
the 2nd best priest in the country
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>>52614450
>>the day Jesus died
lol rasheed you stupid paki
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>>52614548
>Chirstmas in 42 minutes
>still haven't lost my virginity

oh dear!!
>>
merry christmas, you stupid limeys

-/cum/
>>
had a think lads

was thinking

why do people want things they don't have?
>>
>>52614548
bad lad
>>
>2016 in a week
>/gf2015/ still a complete fucking failure
>>
>>52614633
Because they don't have them. Be a bit silly to want something you already have.
>>
>>52614633
Cos you cant want what youve already got like
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>>52614633
Western greed culture
Soon you will return to the earth
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>>52614532
>Nothing is stopping you going now.
A metric ton of coursework
stop responding la
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>looking forward to christmas all year
>looking forward to christmas and winter are literally the only things that get me through the normie seasons
>over £600 of presents bought and wrapped by October
>christmas comes
>feel nothing

the noose awaits lads

nothing to live for now
>>
>>52614687
soon is not soon enough
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40 minutes lads, what should I get my gf for Christmas?
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>>52614450
silly rasheed cunt
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>>52614692
Fat and weak people always claim this. You have 45 minutes three times a week. Everyone does. There are people in your class who go to the gym
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>>52614716
Workers' revolution.
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any of you lads ever have grasshopper pie
>>
god plays us all like a violin and then laughs
>>
>>52614575
I've got rugby pics and stuff but none show my face
And stuff like stone lifting isn't really the same as a gym selfie or anything, strongman is generally seen as a more athletic/display thing
>>
>>52614759
no what is it?
>>
was working at next today lads helping put out all the sale stuff and when everything was done they told us we all had 10 mins to do any shopping we want but i didnt have my card with me and already got all my presents anyway but imagine that could have just bought a load of really cheap boxing day sale shit on christmas eve and taken off all the sale tags and gave it to her like i actually bought it ages ago x
>>
>>52614781
How about stop using pictures that are obviously trying to show off
>>
I am obsessed with a female pop singer because I am very lonely
>>
Think I might bring in Christmas with a wee drive around the European countryside with some math rock lads.
>>
>>52614824
me too
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Been wanting to go buy some new clothes for myself since the prices are all lowered for Christmas

But I'm lazy, and I guess it's a bit too late now. I'll just have to wear the same autism shoes, baggy jeans and jumpers for another year haha.
>>
>>52614824
Good lad
Is it Bjork?
>>
fridge is empty

will just ring up pakis and get two kebab meals will have one tommorow
>>
>>52614450
top bait
>>
>>52614774
dear oh dear cheer up will ye
>>
>>52614849
very good lad
>>
who here /cold and distant/
>>
>>52614429
>>get plenty matches but apparently shirtless pics aren't optimal and you're better off using a pic of something active
You've misunderstood. You're supposed to be doing something active and social.
>>
>>52614863
fuck no
>>52614846
post waifu
>>
I am so above all you consumer drones
>>
>>52614849
>baggy jeans

Rasheed.
>>
>>52614716
How about you stop creepily spamming her online, I bet she would appreciate it.
>>
>>52614809
What else would you put on tinder? The pics are purely for showing your desirable aspects to girls to the end of fucking them
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>>52614878
>>
literally zero friends
>>
>>52614916
I'll be your friend
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>>52614716
the establishment and how they get away with it
>>
literally about 5 friends lads
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>>52614916
how do people have so many friends
pretty sure I've had max 6 friends my whole life
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>>52614904
nvmd
>>
I hope people here are celebrating Grav-mas, Isaac Newton's birthday who contributed more to the knowledge of the universe to humanity than a dead kike on a stick, who only contributed superstion, indoctrination, schizophrenic obediance, war, misery and poverty.
>>
>pyjamas have been tucked into socks

now we're getting places
>>
>>52614782
its melted marshmallows, heavy cream, and creme de menthe poured into an oreo crust and frozen
>>
merry christmas you retarded faggots.
>>
>>52614903
Then don't complain when you get no matches because girls look at your pictures and think you're clearly just a cunt
>>
>>52614875
All my other pics are from formals/nights out. Half are sports and stuff, the other half are social
>>
>>52614966
fuck off paki lover
>>
>>52614887
How the fuck is that Rasheed
>>
VERY attracted to that marina bird
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>>52614904
>>
>>52614985
sounds goat
send me some
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>ywn have cheeky lads that will always have our back
>>
>>52614976
oh heck this one means business ahahaha
>>
>>52614849
Same but I spent all my money on gifts for people and can't buy clothes now. I hope they like them at least
>>
TARS, set kpop shit to zero
>>
>>52614935
im not friends with benders
>>
>>52614887
>misusing the 'rasheed' gimmick to make it lose its meaning

Rasheed.
>>
>>52614999
who's a paki? anyway, that bitch is just plain ugly, untalented as well
>>
post your achievements of 2015 lads

>passed 2nd year of uni
>lost virginity
>started going to the gym
>got a part time job

thats about it really. most of that only happened in the last few months too but whatever x
>>
>>52614997
I've got like 800 matches (with deleting mingers) lad, I was just saying that as soon as I stopped using a shirtless profile pic my matches dried up
>>
>>52614990
x
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>>52614916
me too
>>
its been christmas for 30 minutes in 'taly
>>
>>52615076
>didn't kill myself
>>
>>52615006
white people these days wear at the very least slim fit jeans
>>
>>52615076
>started a semi-popular gimmick on daytime /brit/
>avoided killing myself
>found a place down the road that sells boxed wine for cheap
>>
If we really ballin mama cop chinese food
>>
>>52615076

quit my job and travelled 40,000 miles taking in 11 countries
>>
>>52615016
sorry I ate it all
>>
>>52615149
what
who are you

when how why
>>
>>52615155
fat twat
>>
>>52615108
>>52615130
>listing not killing yourself as an achievement

It's easy to not kill yourself. You don't have to balls. It would be an achievement to do so
>>
>>52615181
thanks jesus
>>
>>52615076
>applied for JSA
>tried mdma
>>
>>52614887
Baggy jeans are for socially awkward young White males/skeletons

Rasheed wears skinny jeans and designer coats.
>>
>>52615149
Rasheed.
>>
just forgot where L was in the alphabet

the things i get up to!
>>
might have a go on fifa career mode with custom sliders to make it more realistic
>>
>>52615179
:^)
>>
>>52615207
>skeletons

if you got skinny legs baggy jeans are a no m8 because it makes them look even baggier and look like youre wearing clown trousers
>>
>>52615076
>got a job
>almost have a gf
so close yet so far smH x
>>
My life is already good enough that it can't get worse but there isn't room for improvement and it's not good enough at the moment
>>
>>52615076
Moved overseas
Got new job
Building new life
Was a hard year but it should pay off in 2016
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>>52615212
fuckin hell you absolute madman
>>
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:D
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>>52615076

>worked for a year in the US
>moved to london a couple months ago
>went on a date with a hot girl in NYC and still keep in contact
>made a bunch of friends from all over the shop in NY

best year ever 2bh
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>>52615243
>fifa career mode
just play football manager, fifa CM is utter rubbish
>>
>>52615076
>saved up about $24k
>passed all of my courses with a 90% or better
>had sex once
>>
>>52615297
you sound like a turbo normie
how did you do it
>>
>>52615266
when youre on drugs you get into the foulest of moods, no understanding at all why you do them
>>
>>52615336
they havent kicked in yet
like a 1:30 come up on this shite
>>
>>52615076
Graduated. That's about it.
>>
Drinking grolsch and eating celebrations

What's your Christmas Eve like lads?
>>
>>52615313
Except fifa is actually sort of fun and involving. FM is repetitive as fuck and easy
>>
>>52615166

had some money saved, hated my job, decided i wasn't going to chain myself to a mortgage at only 25, so i quit, in may i went to the US, travelled coast to coast and back, then went across europe, germany, poland, baltics, finland, took the train all the way to hong kong via russia and mongolia, then finished in japan, got back 2 weeks ago. now i'm back at my parents and searching for a new job, but my old company went out of business 3 months after i left :-)

and if i save up another big sum i'll do it all again
>>
>>52614554
>girls without facebook/twitter/instagram

they dont exist
this anon is a liar
>>
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>52615076
>went to dublin 6 times in one week
>walked pepe
>went to new york
>>
>>52615358
yes but then you get bellicose and i dont like that one bit
>>
>>52615076
Literally did nothing

Like nothing at all

Except waste over 10 grand on nothing I now have

Not even signed on to the dole
>>
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>>52615076
>Served the Empire
>Did my duty to Queen and to God

Everything else is irrelevant t.b.h.
>>
>>52615398
top, top post x
>>
>>52615375
play a different game mode on fifa then
seriously fifa career mode is so bad
>>
>>52615399
going to do more thanks to your inspiration
>>
>>52615368

been in bed all day trying not to kill myself. same again tomorrow as well.
>>
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>>52615328

wouldn't say i'm a normie tbqh, i did get incredibly lucky in that everyone i lived with in NY spoke english and wanted to hang out all the time.

in london i live with 6 spaniards and none of them speak english or want to hang out, just need to find a new place to live and i'll be happier.
>>
>>52615367
what

you always said you were a neet

im assuming you havent been one for long then
>>
genuinely forgot how to do joined up letters lads

have to write in block capitals now, very embarassing
>>
>>52615076
>Got a girl to like me
>Like, really, really like me and ask me out several times
>Turned her down and now I'm alone
Roll on 2016.
>>
>>52615426
What is your problem? It's a progressive mode, it's not a sim.

Taking Accrington Stanley to the CL is fun
>>
>>52615076
>got a gf for three weeks
>good grades
>got a car
>working on new gf
I mean it wasn't worse than 2014
>>
>>52615427
please dont love
>>
>>52615471
>three weeks

top fucking kek
>>
>>52615358
what have you taken
>>
>>52615483
>sucked my dick first date
>ate her out on the second
fuck with me m8
>>
hello lads got caught sniffing charlie in the pub and got kicked out ffs absolutely fuming
been on the sesh with my little brother for a couple hours but now even he's left me to go on GTA with his m8s
carrying on the session at mine but told people from the pub to come mine after
>>
>>52615284
Fuck off to where you came from Achmed
>>
>>52615474
>>52615474
>>52615474
>>
>>52615482
its too late
>>
>>52615440
Finished uni in May so since then.
>>
>>52615506
whend it all come tumbling down?
>>
>>52615471
>gf for three weeks

that doesn't count as a gf. tjat counts as just some whore you had a fling with lad
>>
>>52615506
>No sex
Doesn't look like anyone fucks with you.
>>
>>52615076
>finished college
>started uni
>made loads of m8s there
>>
>>52615526
>>52615534
>>52615551
she was a cunt lol
>>
>>52615518
:(

>>52615523
ill be in your exact shoes in not so very long a while
>>
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>/GermanGF2015/
>/RussianGF2015/
>/FrenchGF2015/
>/AsianGF2015/
>/GF2015/
all failed
>>
>>52614824
Its perfectly acceptable behavior for a young man in your situation, anon. So long as you acknowledge what your predicament, there is still hope for you. God bless and merry Christmas
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