Asian cartoons for social rejects Edition
good edition
maisie
Early shite edition
>>52612459
>anime
hahaha x
mussies out
Azusa
>290 posts
Oh fuck off
Please dont use this thread
Getting a Daisy for Christmas, spotted her in the cupboard the other day.
>2 old threads both under the bump limit
JANNY JANNY JANNY
hello boys
>>52612506
its a parody edition
I was out with a friend for dinner, and we ordered pizza, and his Iraqi fiance complained that she didn't like 'American' pizza. I asked what she meant, and she explained that in Iraq, Pizza is more like a pie, with meat and cheese piled in a pie plate. So, I called the waitress over, and asked if we could get a personal deep-dish pizza.
Rhydia (sp?) was shocked! She thought every place in America served NY style thin-crust pizza, and I had to explain that, in America, we don't do anything ONE way. There's always a shop down the road that does it differently, and anyone who immigrates here can open a shop and do things how they like, and Americans will give it a try, because we love that sort of thing.
She was also shocked that she couldn't visit the Statue of Liberty and the Hollywood sign in the same weekend!
>>52612578
>>52612563
if chinko lovers are going to spam early threads then they don't deserve to have long ones.
JAN. Y. TOR
>>52612557
Shite cubital fossa
lads
>>52612601
Fuck all else to do on a train, to be Frank.
Anime
just received a message on the quantum synchronicity net
>>52612646
gay 2bh
>>52612600
Haha saw a thing on my news feed about them having their first beauty pageant since 1972 or summit
To freedom, lad
You people are fucking lemmings. Just because theres a new thread posted doesn't mean you have to jump into it immediately.
>>52612601
this stuff any good?
>>52612553
Wew lad
If I could shag a blonde with a banging body like 1 then my life would be complete. Spunk all over her belly and tits.
>>52612690
t. slope lover
>people actually replying in a Canadian /brit/ thread
/brit/ has definitely gone down hill.
r/lisicki edit of this image
>>52612690
Mememe meme meme meme meme meet meme?
Poll of the mo
http://strawpoll.me/6357270
http://strawpoll.me/6357270
>>52612624
Dr. Jan Itor
>>52612690
t. butthurt gook
>>52612731
I hate slopes, I'd prefer to live in Netherlands desu.
>>52612750
Reminder
>>52612736
>>52612780
Fuck off
whatd you get for christmas lads?
>>52612833
A chair
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/explainers-35177612
>Literally telling people to tell their family we should be taking in more of muh Syrian chilluns
We have to stop CONSUMING our culture. We have to CREATE culture. DON'T watch TV, DON'T read magazines, don't even listen to BBC. Create your OWN roadshow. The nexus of space and time where you are — NOW — is the most immediate sector of your universe. And if you're worrying about Michael Jackson or Barack Obama or somebody else, then you are disempowered. You're giving it all away to ICONS. Icons which are maintained by an electronic media so that, you want to dress like X or have lips like Y... This is shit-brained, this kind of thinking. That is all cultural diversion. What is real is you, and your friends, your associations, your highs, your orgasms, your hopes, your plans, your fears. And, we are told No, you're unimportant, you're peripheral — get a degree, get a job, get a this, get that, and then you're a player. You don't even want to play that game. You want to reclaim your mind and get it out of the hands of the cultural engineers who want to turn you into a half-baked moron consuming all this trash that's being manufactured out of the bones of a dying world.
>>52612833
socks from the charity shop
>tfw cheating on the waifu with Daisy
This feels wrong lads
>>52612833
A woman — I fucked her for two hours.
brendan fraser
onned the pc
looks like it got banned
lmao
>>52612893
is irrelevant to this thread
How much floppy should I give a girl before a good 2 hour shag?
>>52612876
>brown eyed
Fuck off, Paki.
>>52612905
What lad?
don't feel horny today
>>52612962
Are you hard of hearing?
>>52612943
About a good ten minutes worth, I think.
>>52612833
new watch
>>52612943
10 mins lad
Lads
>>52612893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8Ipihas1lU
Look into his eyes. There's nothing there. He is genuinely very depressed. The woman interviewing him is overly sincere about him being a movie star. Just look at his face. They both know he's desperate, I mean, the interview is literally being recorded on a phone. He's whispering. He's a ruined man.
>>52613005
Delete this!
>>52613022
Thank (You) for the (You) it means a lot
>>52612947
Rasheed
>>52613005
Can someone properly meme this picture to hell and back? Really low jpg quality the whole deal
its not an iPad its an iPost
How do you go from this...
>>52612947
Nice try paki.
cant even put into words how big of a twat this guy at work is
>>52613108
i'm sure he thinks you're a twat too x
LADS
Daisy Ridley literally has a younger qt'er sister WITH (probably) NO STRIPPER TATTOO
WAHEY
His light is shining on us all
well lads first xmas since being a """grown up""" that I haven't gone to the pub... Xmas all feels pretty bleak tbqh. Merry xmas to you and yours tho anons.
having a good one lads?
Doing another one of those awesome Kyary posts, lads.
WAHEYY
>>52613222
I am certainly having a one that's for sure
>>52613097
Good joke, I'm laughing. [I'm not]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0
alri lads, please like share and subscribe
thanks
>>52613218
Good lad.
lads
lads i said its not an iPad its an iPost
Had a few drinks lads. Managing to keep it together typing-wise though. Wouldn't want to be one of those drunkposting wankers.
>tfw only swiped right to her to see if she'd message me first
Guess I got my answer haha
>>52613165
>British women
well i hope you all have a nice Christmas lads.
>>52613254
good.
Trans ppl have existed for centuries in many non western civilisations. We should celebrate people's identities
>>52613331
they weren't a bunch of insufferable faggots though
>>52613273
>thnk we should be soulmates desu i really like you you should copme to my house when i have a house desu we can get proper fucked and drink adn think thats a trademark acgtobity by me cos i love to drink and think and smokle do you smoke uster my lad i try to think liek a combination of gandalf and jack sparrow and me cos its a really great balance of cahracter poeple being i am listening top jpop and its weird but i like it i wish i were in japan right now... we should nmeet herts we would hae a right rolicking time desu i need another shot please reply saying if you think i shuld our not cos i NEED THE ATTENTION but people who dont reply i know who you are and it hink youre better than theothers cos youre abvove peer pressure init ive gopt weird morals and standards but if you kbnow iots above what i think then you are uip there iun th eheavens init afterlife is weird but if its just what you think then you cant go wrong desu as long as you lige a predominantly virtuous life and i really havent but im willing to either makeup for my sins or live an eterneity in hell for beingf suhc a seductive alcoholic waste of space haha just been having a laugh lads....
>>52612780
Reminder: http://www.autismhampshire.org.uk
>>52613260
what did he mean by this? what's the hidden message, the ulterior motive of the video?
>tfw i will never get a gf
doing some drugs
LOL
>>52613293
FONT
>>52613371
learn it.
>>52613394
>tfw today isn't a benzo day :-(
>>52613396
WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN
Does fucking anyone like brussel sprouts?
hey lads it's Christmas :D
>>52613418
5'6 isn't even short it's average
>>52613428
no when they're boiled they taste like green pieces of shit in your mouth
>>52613435
lol
>>52613435
Now you've gone and done it.
>>52613396
Joe 'into the gas chamber you go' Rogan
want to fast forward to tomorrow morning lads x
>>52613394
take care that eejit riled janny up proper
>>52613428
love them la
>>52613435
can't catch me out
>>52613414
it is for me ; 0 ( representation of me monged out of me nut)
anyone want a movie stream?
>>52613435
Shouldn't you be making toys, elf?
>>52613435
lmao
>do two wings of blackrock foundry
>get no gear and just get bracers two times in a row
grrr!
>>52613435
it's pretty short for a guy
>>52613428
Yes but they give me gas without fail every single time.
I don't care about the fart sounds or even the smell. But it gives me pain inside. And yet tomorrow they'll be sprouts, and I'll gobble them all up like the little sprout whore I am.
>>52613501
what movie
hope i get an Ayano for Christmas.
>forecast for Christstmas Day
>14 degrees with heavy rain
fucking disgraceful
>>52613489
Nice Scimitars lad
>>52613498
trying not to get addicted yet again
>It's not even Christmas here on the 25th
Fucking barbarians.
>>52613536
dunno will do a vote if their is demand
make suggestions
before i kill myself
>>52613501
m-maybe
>>52613545
Is Coors Light shit lads
what's your favourite christmas film?
>>52613544
It wouldn't be like this with our Nige in charge.
>>52613566
>doing a vote
most of the people voting won't even watch it
>Senior Israeli politicians and religious figures have condemned an incendiary video showing a hall packed full of Jewish extremist teenagers cheering the death of a Palestinian toddler murdered in an anti-Palestinian hate crime earlier this year.
fucking hell pack it in lads it's christmas
>>52613435
trip on hoezay
I can't be the only one who feels depressed every Christmas and New Years
I know it's a time to be jolly and I really love the folklore and tradition, but it's all going to be over in two days. And then it's just a commencement of another study grind for most of us, up until summer when the exams begin.
And I won't feel right listening to my beloved Christmas carols either, feelsbadman
>>52613602
ye i know
not going to do it
just going to do a sad instead
>>52613591
small soldiers lad
>a christmas that lands on a friday and no gf
what a waste
>>52613581
What's wrong with being Muslim?
>>52613591
K-on film.
>>52613566
An Inconvenient Truth
>>52613631
stream a romance film xx
mfw when we're heading towards a state of infinite complexity
>>52613625
>exams
lmao fuck off child
>>52613396
>5'6" joe rogan
but Conor McGregor is 5'9" in his bare feet
>>52613616
>a good 13 (THIRTEEN) Seconds
>>52613625
yeah you students really have it hard
you'll be in my prayers tonight
>>52613544
I live in Kent and we haven't had any snow for the past 3 years
It's the wogs bringing their third world weather with them
>>52613691
>A FUCKING CROWN
>>52613643
you have to worship a peadophile genocidal warlord for a start
watching the father ted christmas special boys
>my old best mate now arch enemy is reveled to be going out with my ex secondary school crush
>cousins show no interest in me like im invisible just like everything else
>im still me
JSUt
>>52613566
Waterworld
>>52613643
here's your (you) Mohammad
>>52613691
great post.
>>52613720
RASHEED
>>52613732
>now arch enemy
what
>>52613615
Why share that here, nobody really cares about those pakis fighting eachother
>>52613729
yeah caught a bit of that earlier
BIZARRE FINANCIAL IRREGULARITIES
GARLIC BREAD
1 hour to go until the most wonderful time of the year
>>52613749
sorry but i am white
Well lads me fuckin dog is dying, merry Christmas to me
Only pet I've ever loved
>>52613625
I get depressed as fuck all through the last half of December, my birthday, Christmas and New Years all within two weeks of each other and literally no m8s to spend them with.
>>52613670
fuck off paki i don't want to be a leech like you
happy 2016th birthday m'lord
>>52613396
manlets have better leverages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktDvrxWJzi0
>>52613759
the cunt told my dad i was a """"drug addict"""" (back then i was no where near like i was now) then ignored any attempt to talk it out
friend told me last night whilst i was high but didn't sink in
>>52613788
;_;
>>52613788
was born with roses in her eyes
>>52613673
McGregor is 175cm which is 5'8 and rogan probably has business shoes kn which can easily add inch and a bit
>>52613788
whatre they dying from
>>52613788
p-poor doggie ;_;...
>>52613813
fuck off arrogant child
Reminder that 2016 is gonna be the year
>>52613819
wow nice drama mate look forward to seeing you on the new series of jeremy kyle with your compelling story
Is vpn banned
marina
Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road. Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
Fuck lads, always feel like shit at this time of year as I inevitably sit on 4chan whilst everybody else is out living their life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnQ8N1KacJc&ab_channel=GreenDay
>>52613788
wow nice drama mate look forward to seeing you on the new series of jeremy kyle with your compelling story
100% getting a gf in 2016 lads!
>>52613880
Waheyyy looks like we're in for a night of shitposting
>>52613860
Her liver is knackered
>>52613922
no you aren't
you'll keep posting anime for the rest of your life
>>52613874
the year i swing from the rope
>>52613396
never realized he was that short
no wonder hes always so angry. the napoleon complex is 100% real
How did /involuntary celibacy 2015/ go lads?
>>52613625
I'm starting to feel that this whole "It's a time to be jolly, woohoo new years!" shtick is just normie bullshit
Christmas is just some arbitrary date for normie consumerists to buy iphones and watches for cheaper. Literally nothing changes for me.
>telly this christmas
Is telly getting worse? They used to have a good premiere on at christmas every year but now it's wall to wall animated shite
>>52613943
lmao i can post anime and have a gf.
>>52613970
yeah but she won't be real
>>52613874
y-yes
we've said it every year. but THIS is finally the year. THIS time it'll happen. JUST believe.
>>52613990
>>52613958
>>52613953
Getting numb to >tfw no gf now but I am worried I may be going a bit mad 2bh.
>>52613874
Ill change it all around this year 2bh
>>52614009
sorry
Right lads, I'm depressed. Do I:
>drink the beers me marge got me for Christmas
>drink the vodka me marge got me for Boxing Day
>roll some bifty wiftas and take an express train to stoner city
>wank
Downside to drinking is that me mum would see that I've gone through it and think I'm a loser for getting sloshed by myself on Christmas Eve
>>52613902
we're the ones who are actually having fun. this is true fun. the normies are all getting drunk off eggnog, enjoying time with relatives, having warm moments with gfs, playing with pets and kids. what a disgusting way to live!
>>52613990
>Discriminating against 2D gfs
It's 2015.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8PelLIWD-E
>>52614038
all 4
>>52614038
watch anime and cry alone.
>>52614056
idgi
>>52614056
dunno what this is tbf
>>52613970
nah you can't
>>52613874
no its not.
we are all going to realise in 11 months that another year was pissed away doing nothing and that you are no closer to what you want which is to just feel like you matter to someone.
just focus on getting your squat up or something instead.
>>52613958
CGI is god awful
They're literally just stupid cartoons made by some fat neckbeard sitting at his computer. Aimed at bratty children of course and their dumb normie parents.
>>52613953
i shagged a homemade fleshlight about 25 times
Anime.
>>52614038
Get baked
going to save $100 a week on the side to take my family on vacation next year instead of this
>>52614110
Good post
>>52613874
literally is for me 2bh. graduating uni this year so its either the year everything starts going good or the year it all goes to shit and i accept my fate and top myself
>>52614095
yes.
>>52614110
smart.
>>52613859
No, it's 5 feet, 8.89 inches
Rounds up to 5'9" m8
>>52614038
get high and have a couple of beers
its the comfiest combo
>exactly a week till new years eve
>weed
And you wonder why you're alone on Christmas?
>>52614038
>I'm a loser for getting sloshed by myself on Christmas Eve
welcome to every christmas eve ever for the last few years for everyone in this thread
youre in good company
night night lads.
>>52614179
hahaha rounding up
if it lands on 5'8, it's 5'8.
>>52614158
Aye lad
I'm starting my gap year in July. I'll either have the time of my life and get huge at the gym while I'm at it, or I'll wallow in depression.
nothing in the next year of my life will change desu
>>52614222
Next New Years Eve, I'm going to spend it with people. Or at the very least, I'm going to turn down invites.
>>52614239
fuck off yanhk
>>52614222
>23:59
Haha nearly new years lads
>00:00
Haha lads I feel exactly the same
>>52614254
Lol. Having extra time doesn't make you get bigger
>>52614285
I just want 1 (one) friend or gf
>>52614239
Yeah but I don't want my mum to have another reason to be disappointed by my existence
>>52614319
Lifting heavy objects up and down does
>losers who put all this weight to Xmas and new years
You're doing it yourselves. They are just normal days
my step-cousins are proper fit desu
good bums and boobs
>>52614357
no they're not you clueless cunt
>>52614352
If you're in the mindset of 'I'll go to the gym in my gap year' you'll never make it
>>52613874
Someone post that Japanese looking comic where the guy says stuff like My life hasn't even started yet then he's old and on his death bed or something
>tfw I've had several open net opportunities to lose my virginity this year but sabotage myself every time because of incredibly low self esteem
>>52614370
post pics
>>52614403
don't have any
>>52614394
haha nice one gus
>have tinder for a while, use shirtless hot tub pic
>get plenty matches but apparently shirtless pics aren't optimal and you're better off using a pic of something active
>change it to a pic of me lifting an atlas stone in a strongman comp
>no matches since
Yeah, this 'shirtless pics don't work' meme is bollocks
>>52614386
>the day Jesus died
>the end of an arbitrary calender year
Wow. I should be extra depressed at not making the most of these?
merry christmas friends
>>the day Jesus died
>>the end of an arbitrary calender year
>Wow. I should be extra depressed at not making the most of these?
>>52614450
>died
Rasheed
>>52614391
Why not la
>>52614450
fuck off teenager
>>52614423
go on their facebook/twitter/instagram
>>52614450
>christmas
>the day Jesus died
Are you actually a mong? Like a genuine retard?
>>52614357
>the day that literally marks the beginning of a new year is a regular day
new years eve/day are strictly speaking the most important days in the calendar
>>52614450
doesn't matter what there previous meaning was
now they are for family gatherings and being happy etc.
if you think anything else you might as well be called Rasheed
>>52614450
>>the day Jesus died
Fuck off Rasheed.