>at Christmas dinner
>everybody's having good time
>I'm quiet and reserved like always
>"anon say something"
>think hard and long
>"Alberto Barbossa is the stereotypical name in Portugal, or so they say"
>
>
>
>"right"
JUST
>>52612309
t. Albert Barboczja
>who is they, anon?
>>52612830
>"oh you know.. some guys from 4... r-reddit"
>Not drinking all the wine and fucking off
>Any year
>>52612875
>he doesn't refer to 4chan as "the internet" if he accidentally spergs out irl
>>52612309
Am Portuguese, can confirm that's bullshit. Barbosa is a generic surname yes but a generic Portuguese name is Joao
>>52612895
this tbqh
>>52619334
t. Alberto Barbosa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwMY5MHMElk
>>52619334
t. Alberto Joao
>>52612309
You could have just said the food is nice.
>>52619482
Surname is the first name you moron
>>52612309
Did you at least have some of all the twelve meals?
>>52619532
No it's not. You just come over from Portugal our are you a br shitposting from Miami
>>52619565
also you're supposed to feign interest by asking people questions you already know answers to to avoid being singled out like that in the future
>>52619590
*or
Stupid auto correct.
>>52619334
dis nigga knows and barbosa isnt even that common surname, Silva, Pereira and Santos are
I unironically did something like that when my sister brought over her Danish boyfriend. I thought bringing up how Danish kept killing animals for fun and how beastiality was still legal over there, he got annoyed enough that room was awkward until my father made a joke to lighten the mood.
>>52619625
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52619625
https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lista_dos_cem_apelidos_mais_frequentes_em_Portugal
source , barbosa is 44
>>52619482
T. Joao Barbosa
>>52619625
yea whatever you say, alberto
>>52619670
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52619625
So? I have never meet anyone named john smith. And yet, it's supposed to be a commonplace anglophone name
>>52619678
t. Joao Joao
>>52619334
>>52619625
t.Alberto Barbosa
>>52619334
t. Belabarto Berboba
>tfw having a good laugh with my former colonial corps grandpa
>my mom and sister go full sperg he's drunk
>I barely even drank one bottle of red wine
>>52619884
Liar. You drank more than that
>>52619884
>cold christmas nights
>drinking wine
>not glorious vodka, which connects people.
m8 pls
>>52620039
My grandfather is 95, has gout, some stomach disease he got in the Indochina war and had a stroke 50 years ago, he can't drink strong alcohol, my grandmother doesn't drink much, my sister is a bitch who refuses to drink with her family and only binge drink with her friends and my mother drove to her boyfriend's place after dinner.
>>52620028
And a few cups of champagne, nothing much, I wasn't even buzzed.
>>52619625
I don't believe you Alberto Barbosa
>>52620209
t. Alberto Barbosa
>tfw christmas is sitting at home alone
>>52612309
>at christmas dinner
>gf is touching my feet with her nylons giving me footsies
>she's exchanging erotic eyes throughout the whole dinner
>uncle asks me about my education
>modestly proclaim that i'm doing pretty well
>everyone is happy
>everyone is celebrating the family's well-being
>finally a calm and happy christmas
gonna fugg my gf now she's in the bathroom getting ready. have a good night lads
>>52620285
May the Christ share your gf with you familiovitch.
>>52620267
don't worry bro it will be better soon
>>52619806
>Navarre being portuguese.
nice work SEGA
>dfw family gifts me alcohol
>dfw drinking alone in front of my computer while everyone's asleep
>dfw only 4chan by my side
>>52620285
FONT
>christmas dinner
>gf of brother's gf's brother flirting
wat do?
>>52620285
reee
>>52620366
Fug her
>>52620366
buy a hammer and drive to Dnepropetrovsk with her in the trunk
>>52619647
T. Albazza barsperga
>>52620312
one can hope bro
>>52620336
i would probably be an hero by now if not for int and sp
>>52619647
the convict int banter is spilling into RL it seems
>>52620431
блят, that'll take me like a week
>>52620409
but she's a typical british grill, with fat bits hanging off all over the place
>>52620160
>my mother drove to her boyfriend's place after dinner
Is her boyfriend brown?
>>52619647
He was out of his element. Poor Danes can't banter without chartsengrafs.
>Estonia gets mentioned
>Talk about how it's a wonderful country that has electronic voting
>"how do you know that anon"
>...
>My wife's son
>>52620469
>блят, that'll take me like a week
Would be funny though
>>52620482
seriously how does one manage to sperg out in front of their own family? i'll never understand this. at least ONE of the members must share your interests
>>52620482
>other side of the family
>"anon, I heard about these people, who stay in their house all day and are on the internet 24/7"
>"neets?"
>"yes, anon, how do you know that much about it?"
>>52615769
Always.
>>52619750
Really? I did, met two, and one of them was named after his father.
>>52620482
>bring up something you learned on /int/ when on the spotlight and in need of a subject
>>52620541
Fuckin normies
>>52619647
The fact he didn't respond with convict jabs is enough evidence for him to be deported.
>>52620482
How does Estonia randomly get mentioned?
>at the caffee with some girls from my study group
>they talk about travelling, some upcoming party etc., i sit silent
>''hey anon, say something''
>think hard and long
>''have you noticed how the normal ladybugs got replaced by those new ladybugs from asia, the ones with like 50 spots''
>move on to talk about how the asian hornet might come here as well
>never get invited for coffee again
i'm not even kidding
>>52620482
How the fuck did Estonia get mentioned?
Pretty sure everyone I know doesn't know it exists.
>>52620482
Just say I read an article about it or something lad
>>52620620
T. Albazza Barbosa
>>52620622
>Where was this article?
>"Porn mags"
>Laughter and successful redirection.
>>52620651
t. Albjorn Abjornssen
>>52620613
Serbia has like one hang out place
>>52620613
that's a shame, I seriously think it'd be really neat to talk to you
not like talking to fucking normies. I don't think normies are even capable of having a conversation that isn't about purely retarded generic shit (i.e. "le epic get drunk at le party xDDD!!!11111!!!!! le relationship feelings!!111!! xDDD")
>>52620672
dunno, nobody was curious enough with me to go that deep with the information when i dropped my /int/knowledge
>>52620693
we have like over 10, fuck off
>>52620675
t. M'Alber'#ngo Mamadoussa
>>52620731
I always say 4chan when I refer to 4chan IRL
No shame
>>52619625
>tfw i have common surname and last name
Feels bad mang, at least it's not one of those
>>52620731
t. Alborut Barboševićssa
>>52620728
I have a smart arse brother who likes to challenge everything people say because he runs on the assumption that people just make shit up for no reason.
>>52620731
t.janezto borisovich
>>52620780
next time print some charts
>>52620810
Or just pull out your smartphone...
>>52620829
That's not as obnoxious and won't deliver the point as much.
>>52620285
Record it and post it here.
>>52620780
He is a good lad
Will be annoying but at least relatively smart
Who /drunkasfuck/ here?
>>52620782
t. Alberdoglu Barboşşı
>>52620867
>tfw its 3 am and still not drunk af
>>52620859
Smart on 4chan.
Annoying cunt move with your family.
>>52620867
im not sadly,i have to pull 500 tomorow or my coach will kill me
>>52620844
Just use the voice search and speak really loudly into it, then gloat when the electronic voice lady reads it back and proves you right.
That should be plenty obnoxious I'd bet.
>>52620895
Drink more my mane
>>52620917
Doing this.
>>52620894
t. Alberyugoslavia Ohwaitossa
>>52620867
(You)
>>52620894
how you do those upside down sh's
>>52620940
Mint banter
>>52620940
t. Al - barhammad Iqbalossa
>>52620919
doing exactly that mi familia
>>52620963
It's called a cedilla and it should be to the left of your "1" key.
Or just buy a local keyboard and stop using an european one :r)
>>52620976
t.zhao chengdrossa
>>52620976
t. Albertrudeau Dudeweedlmaossa
>>52621035
kek @ you,i use superior serbian keyboard my swab friend
>>52620976
>>52621057
Who /highanddrunk/ here?
quick, my head cheese smells of curry, wat do?
>>52621088
fart on it 'till it smells like Croatia
>>52619334
t. Muhberto Heritoso
>>52621085
/completelysoberandhornyenoughtogetasemioverafatbritgrill/ here
>>52621104
>fart on my dick
Yannick, I know your senegales friends have shown you some exciting stuff, but I'm not nearly as long or flexible
>>52621149
>>52621157
blazed af
>>52620613
>>''hey anon, say something''
>>think hard and long
>>''have you noticed how the normal ladybugs got replaced by those new ladybugs from asia, the ones with like 50 spots''
>>move on to talk about how the asian hornet might come here as well
who the fuck talks about shit like that m8?
>>52621212
Who the hell claims Alexander was from the Balkans ?
>Bedroom is filled with flags from multiple countries
>Really find them interesting
>Get flags on everything, flags on my shoes, walls, etc
>Just love world culture
>Family are a bunch of lower class fucking retards who have no worldly ambitions
>Make fun of me every single year
>Always mocking me for having world knowledge
>Last year they forced me to draw the flag of turkey using turkey and ketchup (we have ketcup with christmas dinner) on a plate before I was allowed to eat
>made fun of me for wrapping all of their presents in wrapping paper in such a way it resembled a countries flag, for example white paper with red card glued on for the Japan flag
>this year they have already started making fun of me
>"I can't wait for the United Nations beneath the christmas tree this year" says my uncle
>Dad picked up a gift wrapped like the Palau flag and held it upside down and said "Uh-Oh, this country must be in distress"
>tfw the highlight of christmas will be bullying me
>>52621245
a lunatic mafia government that profits from it, that's who
>>52621258
you do sound like an autist tbqh
>>52621267
t. Alexo Ivanossa
>>52621258
>(we have ketcup with christmas dinner)
I hope this is a meme
>>52621258
Top autism mane
>>52621258
>flags on my shoes
>>52621258
Are you by chance pooey lynx lad?
>>52621336
I had my trainers painted to include the flags of Bulgaria and Suriname, so what?
>>52621258
HQ autisam
t. João Vilaça da Silva
>>52621258
>
You are alright kiddo
>>52621258
>>52621258
>>52612309
t. Rafael Benitez
>>52621564
t. Janez Barbosšek
>>52621258
t. Autismo Spergosa
>>52621596
t. Yugoslavio Srebenicssa
>>52612309
>>52621615
t. Bilal Katib
>>52621663
T. Borat Barbosa
>>52621663
t. Iwisha Ywasgreekossa
>>52621681
t. Harald Barbossen
>>52621693
t. Alberto Barbokwe
>>52621744
t. Alberto Barbossovitch
>>52621763
t. Alberto Borondieu
>>52612309
t. Wojciech Brodata.
>>52621807
t. Alberierz IV Barbogiellończyk
>>52612309
t. Autism Barborosa
>>52619334
t. Alberto Joao
>>52612309
t. Barabreto Albosa
>>52612309
Nigga that's autistic as fuck
>>52621952
Congolombia
>>52622282
United States of Angolarica
>>52612830
>Look who finally crawled out of his cave!
>>52622318
Fralgeria
>>52622364
Framerica
>>52622446
delete this
>>52622481
no
>>52612309
>drank 3 beers to be able to interact with people
>still the awkward member of the dinner
No lolis, only pain.
>>52620867
>tfw visiting parents from college without my gf and they put you in the guest bedroom with a fully stocked liquor cabinet
>>52621373
Because you look like a fucking leftist hippy.
Flags aren't just items or logos, they're symbols. Wearing them if you're not what they represent and just as a fashion objects attracts the ire of their actual peoples.
I mean, hanging flags in your room is all fine and dandy but on your shoes?
Paki please.
Also if they pull that shit again, just stand up and leave. Get shitfaced or whatever. If all you're getting is infantile shitflinging on their son's (extreme, but still) passions, you don't have to deal with this shit.
Also why the flying fuck Suriname? Ben je para, swa?
>>52622673
Mah nigga, what are you drinking?
>>52612309
>not burp as loud as you can
>>52619625
>>52619334
t. Alberto Joao Barbosa
>tell parents to not buy me anything
>they buy me something
>tell them to fuck off
>now I'm the bad guy
ffs
>>52623733
Ungrateful fuck
>>52623733
Did they get you a new reggaeton album?
>>52620613
Id sit and talk about bugs with you, anon.
You aren't alone.
>>52619334
>>52619625
t. João Santos
the reason no one said anything is because it's spelled ''barboza'' not ''barbossa''
>>52624426
t. John McBurger
>>52621373
So that's ridiculous
If you're really into flags that much I'm sure there are actual sport trainers with the union Jack on them.
Bulgaria and Suriname what the fuck were you thinking
>>52612309
>at Christmas dinner
>father is hardcore Zionist Christian
>maternal grandfather says Christians cause all of the world's problems and Hitler was right in persecuting the Jews
>I say Christians, Jews and Muslims are all shit but Muslims are the worst
>surrounding family begging us to stop fighting
>we all finish drinking and thank my grandfather for the meal and leave cordially
I think my dad and my grandad got along better than ever this Christmas.
>man trump is so dumb right anon?
>who would even vote for him?
>>52626760
me too bro, I'm ready for the memes
>>52619806
>Alberto Barbosa
>Not a king
>>52620550
>read about it on the internet
>>52621258
>flags on my shoes
>>52620620
>everybody I know doesn't know it exists
Is Justin Trudeau your only friend?
