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Slovensko
Reminder that this guy is the blood relative of Árpád.
you always make the same fucking edition
fuck Slovakia
I ate too much chocolate.
Also, what >>52611266 said.
Mémkönyv
>>52611229
He is cute, does he actually do any herding?
magyar cigany
>>52611266
>>52611316
t. buthurt cigan
>>52611317
>not reading pynchon in original
pleb
>>52611317
Ez valami zsidó ármány?
>>52611266
He's secretly hoping that he and that Slovak catposter can hook up for a session of cat fucking and he to shy to ask directly, so he's making those slovensko editions in hopes that sempai will notice him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVm8ugjFwIs
>>52611377
My grandfather took him every time he went with cows to the field. But no more now, grandfather is gone and we dont keep cows anymore. What breed are your dogs?
>>52611658
We used to have Bulldogs and pugs now it's 3 chihuahuas and a frenchie they are all at least 10+
>>52611466
Nem,valószínűleg a /lit/-es parasztok jól rászedtek.
>>52611658
You grew up on a farm?
>>52611718
>Bulldogs
>pugs
>chihuahuas
>frenchie
>>52611759
>going to /lit/, aka 4chan's commie central
ishygddt
>>52611790
thats a nice ryś
>>52611772
Not a farm more like a village house. But we grew a lot of shit and had some animals and took care of some fields.
>>52611848
They aren't exactly commies.
They are just elitist cunts.
And I like to be an elitist cunt.
>>52611807
Yeah yeah I know but we got the chihuahuas 15 years ago because Me and my sister wanted one
>>52611897
sounds nice, we had a farm with a lot of cows and "saved" Bulls who would have gone to the slaughterhouse and nursed them to adulthood
>>52611165
>Slovensko
Ja?
>>52612086
du bist slovenia a.k.a. SLOViNSKO
FERTILE SLOVAKIA
>>52611997
Found a pic of grandfather and some bull before we slaughtered him(the bull).
After grandfather died the building for keeping animals was neglected but my parents want to fix it and they want some animals to take care of when they retire and i kinda miss it too even though it was a lot of work.
>had
you moved or just stopped? do you miss it?
Can any of you beat this game?
http://i.4cdn.org/f/GlobeTrotter.swf
>>52611884
have more rys
kde mam kapra a salat???
>>52612330
no nie wiemy, powiedz
>>52611948
Then go on /a/
>>52612302
why do they look so smug?
Are you watching /Pelíšky/, soudruhu?.
>>52612330
v tescu na akciu
>>52612381
I don't like anime.
It doesn't have that smug "intelectual" vibe.
>>52612431
objectively best kots and they know it
>>52612144
No, those are the Slovenes in denial who live in Croatia.
Slovensko-Slovaška unija kdaj?
>>52612437
Yep, for the 1548th time
>>52612361
rozumim, ze nevis.
(mozna)
>>52612431
literally kot masterrace tbqh
>>52612270
Your dad actually slaughtered the bull? My dad did horse training so we had cows and we bought dying bulls and nursed them. I don't know if I miss it because it was only for about 3 years but I loved running around.
>>52612566
spytałeś gdzie masz karpia, jakbyś sam nie wiedział
toteż i odparłem z niedowierzaniem jak każdy dobry Polak katolik patriota
>>52612437
Pelisky sou v tv?????
jeeeeeeeeeee
>>52612381
>weeaboo shithole
>elitist
pick one
>>52612619
jsou*
ty pitomce
>>52612610
*grandad
>>52612610
your mother was a mudder.
your father was a mudder.
>>52612619
What are you doing in the USA?
>>52612678
The fuck does that mean?
>>52612625
You obviously weren't on /a/ in 2013
>>52612281
Final score after all 10 levels: 23811
>>52612700
that's a joke from "seinfeld", the show about nothing.
>>52612437
>>52612530
>the scene where Jiří Kodet plays the anthem
>Michal getting cucked
>>52612836
Never seen Seinfeld 2bh
>>52612610
no he got some guy to do it for him
i was told we had horses too before i was born.
The part I enjoyed the most was riding on a tractor.
>>52612857
2feels4mees
>>52612934
>i was told we had horses too before i was born.
my relatives breed horses, its fun to visit them in the summer
>>52612934
Your grandpa is adorable looks like from a film. I used to ride to on the tractor as well but it was a big one like your probably had, also I liked burning cow poop patties :DDDD
>>52613032
*too wasnt
>>52612934
Your grandpa is Jakub Wędrowycz?
>>52613089
who?
>>52612897
I know, it was never big in CR for some reason. My cousin said it was shown around midnight.
Weird. My favorite show ever.
>>52613315
I don't even know if it was ever dubbed over here.
>>52613315
I actually grew up in the us but I was too young when it was new,I tried watching the reruns but I don't really like sitcoms
>>52613344
really? I think everything is dubbed in CR. At least I am not familiar with ANY english speaking shows being played on tv.
>>52613024
Can you ride them?
>>52613032
He didn't talk much, I remember him chasing me with a hoe because i was running on a field which was plowed so i was ruining it, I should have talked to him more he must have had a lot of experiences he was a miner too. I was an ungrateful little shit. And the tractor was a old pile of junk and it wasnt big at all
>>52613211
Yeah looks kinda like him, but my grandfather was from southern parts of Slovakia so maybe if there is some Hungarian equivalent of Jakub Wędrowycz
>>52613451
That's kinda what I meant, if it wasn't dubbed then it likely wasn't aired on any channel/time when many people would've seen it.
>>52613480
>Can you ride them?
yeah but im not very good at it, want to get some lessons this years
>>52613407
I haven't seen it when it was new. I was also too young. All I've seen was the reruns. But still Ioved it.
It's an old show now. Gone. Done. Not even the reruns anymore. Just the memory.
>>52613315
>watch an episode
>some epik joke
>canned laughter explodes
literally big bang theory of your generation
>>52613480
I only ever go to spend time with my grandma from my moms side and I wish I had asked more about her life but it probably wasn't fun growing up in the 40s & 50s. It was nice talking Slovak friend, good night!
I
>>52613553
It just seems like Europe didn't buy it.
It was huge here, in the US, though.
>>52613600
I rode a horse only once in my life, when i was on vacation in bulgaria, it was an interesting experience. It must be quite an expensive hobby right?
>>52613764
>It must be quite an expensive hobby right?
if you want to have your own horse yea, other than that not so much
>>52613694
I wonder.
Never was big on big bang theory - the show.
>>52613724
pic is grandpa christmas 2005 people say i have a nose like him i hope i can be a person like him when im old
It was nice chatting with someone femanon, enjoy your holidays. good night!
>>52613870
its a synonym for shit
>>52613927
what a nose
is your surname Goldberg?
>>52613997
No it's not, it's Shekelberg
>>52614126
doxxing as we speak, its over kiddo
>>52613927
he looks like such a nice person, I envy you anon.
>>52614178
Can you order me some pizza and pay for it i dont have any cash all my money is in my swiss bank account
>>52614314
nice try schlomo, you wont jew me over my shekels
only thing i will call is a portable oven
>>52613960
haha
ok, I think I get it now.
>>52614200
yeah, he was a nice person, most old people are nice people.
>I envy you anon.
Why? You must have grandparents too.
>>52614350
oy vey shut it down the goyim know.jpg
>>52614350
OMG!
is this allowed on 4ch?
I love it!
>>52614412
not him (obviously) but one of my grandpas died when i was 1 and the other when i was 5 so it was almost as if i never had them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r6ddtkJBNY
huh
>>52614495
when is this saga gonna end?
karle zkrat to, je tu zima...
>>52614412
On my mother's side: he was an alcoholic shitlord who kicked out his own family to the street on christmas eve, and occasionly he tried to murder my mom with an axe while she slept. He died when I was 6.
On my father's side: he had lung cancer and died long ago.
>>52614645
what the fuck
>>52614520
Oh we are meg vagyunk baszva. :DD
Hide the pálinka,irány az erdő :DD
Oh neeeeeee :dd
Anónimusz lekaratézik minden magyart a netrű :DD
Nemzeti mémbótokat be kő zárni XDD
Segícség
So, why did you fuckers get from Baby Jesus?
>>52614495
That sucks, i never got to meet my mother's brother. Supposedly some time after i was born he held me in his arms and said that - now there is somebody new born into the family someone will die from the family and within the next year he died and i feel like shit whenever i meet some of his sons
>>52614645
Wtf hungary, My father's father left his family and my grandmother had to bring up 3 children on her own, He died some time ago, father didnt go to his funeral neither his siblings nor his mother
And thats about as much personal info i am ever going to disclose because someone will seriously doxx me and order me like a million pink dildos
>>52614818
Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynoch
A radio
A box of Raffaello
2 Leather belts
An Astérix comic
And a gift card from Grandma.
>>52614818
kosice
>>52614818
two nice shirts and 1k euro in cash
>>52614818
because i was a good boy
>>52614818
2 pairs of pajamas, boxers and perfume(?)
>>52615005
>1k euro
>>52615011
*pats on head*
>>52614745
>>52614932
It's not even the worst thing that happened in my family, I have even more fucked up memories, but not going to tell since it's christmas and shit.
>>52614818
Cellphone
Book (collection of satirical essays)
Sockets
Deodorant and shaving cream
Quite good
>>52615107
Please Do Tell
>>52614818
ťepláky
jug kettle
deodorant
razor
>>52615069
yea the older people in our familly usually get a small gift (shirt in this case) and some cash to buy something nice
>>52615191
oh and money
>>52615107
Please dont tell >>52615163
Some things are best left not told and its fucking christmas
>>52615191
"Teplakova Souprava"
"Kule dej si do Prava"
>>52615223
I was waiting for this
>>52615163
Don't make me remember, I'm supposed to be happy, or whatever.
>>52615265
>chrismas = safe space
i could care less if the hungol shares his secret but that's retarded
>>52615319
OK.
Don't tell.
There...
>>52615319
please tell :DDD:D
>>52615323
I'm not saying chrismas = safe space but leave the depressing shit for another time of the year
not as much shit thread as usual
keep it up anons
>>52615520
thats because there are 3 slovak posters and like 1 czech one
as if we didn't have enough outsiders on v4 already know we have those damn yanks strutting about
>>52615520
i agree. Let's talk about x-mas food.
(I'm hungry)
>>52615595
What did you have for christmas dinner?
>>52615567
HOW DID U FIND ME?
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
>>52615650
come on everyone remembers the fact that you are female and you flew back to clapistan in like august or whenever
>tfw eating leftover kapustnica
name a better feel
>>52615574
well, didn't poland fold on the v4?
Not like Hungary. They stood their ground!
>>52615595
just brought me some orechovník a makovník from kitchen, amazing stuff.
>>52615567
not sure about the former part of your sentence, but the latter could be quite relevant
>>52615727
Being well fed
>>52615805
and now we have a fucking Icelander as well
go back to your swedish brothers
>>52615623
nothing yet, but lasagne is bubbling in the oven.
Liza the Kitsune is qt as fg. It's a fairly straight up comedy, but it doesn't get annoying.
Also, Liza's ass is an easy 10/10.
>>52615727
>kapustnica
delicious
>>52615864
post liza's ass then
>>52615830
Oh shit i forgot you have a different timezone,
Lasagne for christmas? What about kapustnica zemiakovy salat and vyprazany kapor? Are they uncommon in usa?
Oh Lord help me, why can't I stop eating? I only went out to the kitchen to have a sip of wine and the next thing I know I'm tuffing my face with fried meat.
>>52615650
Who r u?
>>52615768
oh wow, I want some orechovnik a makovnik.
enjoy!
>>52615924
it's called being a fucking glutton you fat pig
>>52615963
rude
he asked why can't he stop, not how is it called.
>>52615924
>chrismas
>fried
are you scottish?
>>52615994
I wanna kill, rape and torture Slovaks
>>52616045
nah, you don't
>>52615913
That sounds great. There just was no time for this feast. You know - life and stuff.
I am fully aware that lasagne is NOT appropriate for x-mas dinner, but I just felt like it. I'm also not too big on turkey.
Sorry for being politicaly incorrect.
>>52615319
>tfw mine is there too
>>52616114
fuck you
Slovakia worst country
Slovaks and Shit start with the same letter for a reason
how do you call a Slovak with only half of his brain? Exceptionally intelligent.
Fucker.
>>52616239
you're not even trying mate, come on, give it your best
>>52614818
Book (Metro 2034)
5.1 sound system
Sweatpants, socks
Bathrobe
Chocolate, deodorant, body soap
5k huf
>>52615194
Like, 1k eur, for real? I mean good for you m8 but damn, kulák gecik desu
>>52615924
drink a lot of water while eating, it makes you feel full earlier
>>52616185
Yeah it takes a lot of time to prepare all the food i can't be mad at you for going with what you feel like doing.
>Sorry for being politicaly incorrect.
Dont be, nobody gives a shit about that, at least around these parts
>>52616344
>getting a bubblegum worth of money
literally spit in the face tier
>>52616384
proofs Magyars and slow Vaks are tip top autists
>>52615867
what is it exactly? I do understand it is cabbage.
we make it here too. what is the recipe?
>>52616437
what are you on about mate
>>52611165
only reason i'm fucking mad about trianon is slovaks got all the amazing wildlife
and we got jack shit.
i fucking hate it that i need to travel to an other country to see a wild bear a wolf or a lynx.
>>52616483
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=kapustnica+recept
>>52615930
well, now I'm confused.
>>52615994
I second that.
>>52616045
and I want to win lotto.
beeeeeeeeeeeeee. let me win it. beeee.
>>52616483
see >>52616533
we have a slightly different version in Hungary, both are excellent desu
>>52616565
r u czech in Murcia?
thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omZ4-wFlScE
>>52616239
If a half brained Slovak was exceptionally intelligent, then full-brained Slovaks would have to be like super duper Einstein.
Shit banter desu
>>52616802
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etKkuQ6BKlI
>>52615910
sry anon, this is the best i could be arsed with
>>52616239
....is what the Polak said.....
u should know, that the reputation u have in the us is NOT at all flattering.
Slovaks on the other hand are welcome here.
>>52616880
gross
>>52616895
can't see much, but thanks for the effort mate
>>52614818
a boxer
a mug
deodorant
10.000 HUF
a long john
and a Henley shirt
how many slovaks are here?
>>52616363
eat alot of food while drinking water, it makes u full later.
later...
I got a man bag which is everything just not cool, damn. My mum knows nothing about my fashion taste.
>>52617095
what is a man bag and what is a fashion taste?
>>52614818
We agreed that my parents would get me a sweater.
I got two sweaters and a winter coat, I almost felt embarassed.
>>52617095
post pic of manbag, I love manbags
>>52617117
>what is a man bag
a bag for men, google might help you, vidlák
>a fashion taste
like your style
>>52616928
why would I care about what Americans think? Are you retarded or what?
I got a 1TB SSD and I forgot to turn-off the scheduled defragmentation feature on my computer. Fuck.
>>52614818
I got nothing, but it was cool to make the christmas dinner.
>>52616344
>kulák gecik
>>52617230
Don't you have any living relatives?
>>52617224
well that's one cycle out of 20000, you should be fine
>>52617095
>man bag
faggot
>>52617298
I do, but nobody bothered to give presents (I wanted, but my presents are stuck in germoney, it sucks). The dinner was good tho.
>>52617186
it's a simple black sporty man bag, or it looks more like a laptop case, just the laptop doesn't fit in there.
I can get over the looks but the worst is the opening, it has a big flip front cover so putting anything out of the bag is a pain in the ass.
>>52617349
>manchild that still carries his good old backpack
>>52617403
t. homoman
>>52616533
I can't make the link work, but is it like the czech recipe?
>>52617452
better manchild then faggot fashion wearer
>>52616712
how different? and what is "desu"?
>>52616772
murcia???
>>52617549
desu is to be honest you degenerate
>>52617403
so its just a messenger bag ?
Christmas coming up and I could not be more disinterested.
>>52614818
A new camera and books
>>52617592
Probably murica aka america
>>52617497
>>52617459
Czech men in a nutshell. No wonder our girls are sluts for foreign cock.
>>52617601
>messenger bag
exactly
thanks polan for teachings me your knowledge
>>52617452
My papers get quoted and I still carry a backpack, fuck the police. It's not even one of those fancier Northface tourist bags, just a plain €10 school bag.
>>52617684
they like foreign cock because it isnt homo
>>52617607
edgy
>>52617782
i wish i had more feelings but the world is going to shit, i don't have much of a future, and all i'm getting is some new clothes for christmas
>>52617287
this post made me think of gulas.
now, polaks - stfu, Hungary - Talk.
>>52617549
we call it "húsos káposzta"
>>52617757
they don't like your cock for sure
>>52608346
this nigga still around?
here's your song
https://youtu.be/c9rd1WyweyU
>>52617846
implying they like yours
i hope homo bag gets you pussy
>>52612302
FERTILE
ERTILE
RTILE
TILE
ILE
LE
E
anime
>>52617737
kekd hard at man bag
ive got a nice leather one, backpacks are nice but they dont quite fit with nice coats
i give up lads
a bowl full of töltött hús is out there the kitchen and i know tomorows lunch will be awesome but im gona eat, cannot fucking resist
>>52618263
don't resist, it's this time of the year when you eat all you want
![Kolbásszal-töltött-karaj-500x262[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7FaazUt.jpg "Kolbásszal-töltött-karaj-500x262[1]")
>>52618263
O shit, we had the same.
Also, wiener schnitzel stuffed with ham and onions.
>>52618350
while i was out there i realised its impossible to eat everything
>4 times great lunch/dinner
>bejgli, absurd amount
>kolbász, szalonna all for this time of the year
>fridge is full anyway
>mézessüti
>szaloncukor
i usually eat once maybe twice daily
ölni akarok
Norwegian santa here handing out free games to the generals of /int/
Add me:
>/id/juletissen
>>52618754
games ? we don't need no stinking games
>>52618639
same here, I usually eat 2 meals/day
>We had fisherman's soup, fried carp, rántott őzláb gomba, and potato salad. And of course, cabbage rolls.
lads is femanon becoming the new burgerlad ?
>>52618971
which femanon?
>>52618971
1) both enormous faggots
2) everyone is called it as an insult
>>52618754
>imblygin my medieval graphics card could run any post 2013 game
>>52619015
the pepo one
>>52619023
that's pretty good then
>>52619023
i have plenty of easy to run games
>>52619037
she's not fat
>>52617193
ah, you mean buzi taška.
>>52618754
xXxMinecraft_BoogiexXx Sep 15, 2014 @ 10:57am
I wil rekt ur asshole (lennyface)
xXxMinecraft_BoogiexXx Sep 15, 2014 @ 10:56am
Hei gaute
Trying hard to avoid spam filters...
>>52619149
...?
>>52619181
you're cute
>>52618754
Is that you in the pic? You look like a heavy metal band member.
Also, I added you.
>>52619591
Ask /norgetråden/ who that is
Anyone who has added me so far has been gifted already. Try adding me again
>>52619651
Weird, Steam has been acting weird for me lately
>>52619733
Also, here's the pic about the gift, that's the best I could do.
Thanks nordic Santa.
