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25% of your country consists of Dutch immigrants, what do?
>>52607941
teach them how to drink a "proper" beer then
>>52607941
Celebrate
kill them
celebrate and slain 25% of our bolivians
Be happy man, Dutch are the best.
invest in suicide hotline for manlets
>>52607941
Be concerned that 25% of my countrymen now have throat cancer.
Let them enjoy my small foamy penis
attempt to teach them how to not be such beta c*ckolds.
celebrate, the Dutch are the best
>>52607941
Buy a small glass.
Witness their amazement at the natural, solid ground beneath their feet, then tell them about large, non-foamy beers.
>>52608193
Of foamy beer
>>52608179
Merry your country name LMAO XDDD
>>52607941
What exactly is it that the Dutch do? I know basically nothing about their culture or their stereotypical personality.
No doubt we party harder than them since we have the youngest population demographics in western Europe.
>>52608179
RARE
>>52608248
We make EDM and use more gel than any country.
>>52608248
do you speak gaelig? this shit sounds so fucking cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwhReinWMFY
>>52608417
would argue it's a bit different, each year we argue about Zwarte Piet and each year a little progress is made in a certain direction, but when significant progress or 'progress' is made everyone rejects that direction everyone's agreeing to go in and start from scratch with arguing
>>52607941
Hopefully smoke some of that dank kush gnomesayin
>>52608179
Merry Christmas, faggot.
>>52608365
Na cant speak a word. Never bothered with it in school. Gonna learn German soon. For vagina.
>>52607941
Have sex with pale blonde girls.
>>52608638
ich wünsche dir viel spaß
>>52607941
20 buck fucks all around, boys!
>>52608638
Arabic works better with them tbqh
>>52607941
TWENTY
BUCK
FUCKS
>>52608765
Ill have a personal coach. It was fun teaching her English.
>>52607941
western michigan here
already true
feels comfy to be 25% dutch
>>52608842
muh
>>52607941
carry on as usual, nothing really changes
>tfw border town
>town actually is like 15% Dutch
Apparantly we had lower propery taxes for a while so a whole heap of Dutch people moved into to buy big houses here. And now they won't leave.
Though we have an Albert Heyn now so all is good I guess.
>>52607941
I'd find the Caralad and fuck his BP.
>>52608040
>>52608080
>>52608187
This Tbh
Genever and apple crumble for everyone!
>>52607941
>25% of your country
>.25*300,000,000 = 75,000,000
>Population of Netherlands = 16,800,000
>>52608864
Tulips
Buy stroopwaffel
>>52608911
Hello I see you have autism
Good Maths is hard
>>52608894
Wallonia pls, there's already so many language facilities in the border region. There's nothing wrong with being Dutch.
>>52608911
It's a Christmas miracle
Both the extra 58.2 million Dutch and the American doing maths
>>52608970
We'd have to take the entire population of the Netherlands and then force them to make 9 babies per couple
>>52609003
>58.2 million Dutch
How many Irishmen were there in the US again?
>>52609039
Like 50 gorillion, and Cromwell/blight killed off "muh 2 McMillion" in Ireland, so the majority of ethnic Irish are burger.
>>52609039
>Self-identified "Irish" 34,587,835
Even Wikipedia knows to put Irish in quotation marks.
>>52608179
RARE
the dutch have bad breath. brush your teeth you fucks
>>52609218
That's the English you fat slob.
>>52609212
>"Palestine"
RARE
A
R
E
Firebomb their houses. Yes I'm serious.
Time to celebrate oetz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz1aZq3axgg
>>52608970
>Maths
>s
>>52609170
Because the are mixed race. All Americans are.
>>52609315
wat the fug
>>52609372
Even if you take mixing into account, there are more Irish genes in American than in Ireland
>>52609276
You must the that one bootyblasted Saffer
>>52609372
No because people will claim they are Irish to look special
>>52609261
>>52609330
>mathematic[s]
>>52607941
Are we white again? are Dutch people white?
>>52609401
Don't forget Caribbean Islands, Canada, the UK and Australia. More Irish genes there too.
>>52609476
>apples and oranges
>>52609504
>again
>>52609433
Places where being Irish is considered a special thing
>Republic of Ireland
>United States of America
>Newfoundland & Labrador
Places where Irish are considered special needs
>Everywhere
>>52609519
Maybe in the East m8, the West is all English, Germans, and some Dutch.
1 Dutch girlfriend please
>>52608179
Post your view from the window
>>52609688
Believe me, being Irish in Ireland isn't considered special.
>>52609818
IIRC he's an Kiwi on vacation (or maybe it was an Aussie)
>>52607941
blanda up
>>52607941
Prosper as never before.
>tfw no dutch gf who gets angry at you in her qt language
>>52609744
Come home Irish man.
>>52608090
*nods head respectfully in your direction*
>>52609876
Isn't there a massive migrant camp where Australia dumps a bunch of illegals there
>>52609945
But muh heritage isn't Irish.
>>52608894
>tfw university town
>Like 10-15% of students are Dutch
Maybe don't make some studies retardedly expensive Dutchfriends
Dutch people are the fucking worst in the whole UE. Stupid and arrogant. Lame and plain. I hope they all drown in their swamp.
>>52610128
Its okay. Nobody is perfect.
>>52610544
So I can still come to Ireland then?
>>52610300
All studies are the same price, it's probably because they couldn't get in (numerus clausus)
>>52610446
>I got cucked by a Dutch guy - the post
>>52610585
Of course. Just make sure to buy the over priced alcohol and the bowl of 4 leaf clover.
>>52610610
Can't be more overpriced than ours.
>>52610690
They are trying to bring in minimum pricing per unit of alcohol so we will have similar prices to you shortly. The cheapest can on beer will be €2.40 and the cheapest bottle of spirits will be €35. I might actually have to give up being an alcoholic.
>>52610608
>numerus clausus
How do those even work?
An entrance exam and you let the top however many in, or something retarded?
Have a lot of interracial sex
>>52610786
Damn, my condolences.
My province is currently the most overpriced in all of Canada, too. Shit sucks, wouldn't wish it on anyone.
>>52610790
I think it's mostly based on your high school final exam grades. If you have on average of 8/10 then you get a direct admission, everyone else gets into a weighted lottery (higher grades = more chance)
Don't you guys have that on certain studies like Medicine?
>>52607941
Teach them the ways of the rasist homophobe then dissolve the parliament and create a parliament made completly out of these now Dutch people, god knows we've been leading ourselfves into the fucking ground, it's about time we got a succesfull people to lead us
>>52610856
Of course with minimum pricing on alcoholic content the lower end of the market is raped with price increases while the upper end of the market sees no price increase. Rich politicians not giving a fuck.
>>52610856
>>52611980
Is there a point where you just go independent? I've brewed beer before and it's pretty fun. I'd do it again if they did to alcohol here what they did to cigarettes a while back.
>>52612084
Homemade šnops is better. Try that.
>>52612135
>>52607941
Wow really?
I say fuck off get back to your country
>>52612084
I already bought craft beers that are more expensive than the minimum but I know Ireland. If the cheapest beer must be €2.40 that means the craft beers will all go up by a euro or two also because their cheap competition is gone meaning they will have no reason not to raise prices. Then the pubs and bars and restaurants will increase their prices too.
Then we will be like mainland Europe where is costs €10 for a beer or a glass of wine. Fuck that.
>>52612168
Isn't moonshine made with corn? Šnops is made from different sorts of fruit. It's a very different thing.
impregnate all of them
>>52610608
Jokes on you ive never had a gf
>>52608417
kill yourself
>>52608417
But that's not true at all. I could write the same for Britain and it would still make as much sense as his post.
>>52611785
I would love to see what would happen in that case.
>invest heavily in education, make everything standardized across the country, learning English and German is required, lots of exchange and doctorate programs for unis to bring in much needed knowledge
>set up a decent minimum wage for everyone to live on
>slowly demolish commieblocks, set up social housing rowhouses throughout the country for people to properly raise families in
>create a good corporate tax environment, encourage multinationals to expand or even move their HQ to Romania
>go on trade missions throughout Europe and Asia to expand trade and investments
>create a good road and railway infrastructure throughout the country, begin pushing a bike culture within cities and in villages
>build a new airport, lobby with international airlines to set up a transfer hub there and take away traffic from Istanbul's airports
>build a new harbour, with good facilities for the handling of containers and petrochemicals, act as a gateway between Europe and the Black Sea countries
>now that the Turkish Stream has failed, start talks with Russia about a natural gas pipeline to Romania
>extract maximum jewfunds from the EU, especially for the farmers
>invest heavily in agriculture and greenhouses, bring both farmers and agricultural researchers together
External debt would skyrocket but lots of potential desu. The only problems would be gypsies, can they even do any manual labour?
>>52610446
>still this butthurt after almost 368 years
>>52613133
gypsies are perfect mate, they are evenly hated by the whole population. you can thus unite them through that hate and carry out your reforms
>>52607941
Make them doggy paddle to Africa
>>52607941
we're 25% more peasant-like and also ruder
Tease qt till she is so sad I can pat her head
>>52610446
Netherlands is already ours anyways.
Fuck everyone ITT.
>>52610446
ok gracias por tu contribución.
>>52615007
>cuck king that has zero (0) actual power
>only there for ceremonial bullshit and because we get a day off to get drunk
It seems so weird to think that Spain used to rule the Netherlands.
>>52615255
It had to do with succession of the Holy Roman Empire, not colonization as some Spaniards would want you to believe.
>>52611686
>lottery
retarded then
>>52615558
Not the guy you replied to, but currently most if not all of our medical schools went over to direct admission of those who had a cum laude high school degree, and the rest gets subjected to interviews, tests of prior knowledge of biology/physics and chem, and often a patient casus and tests with actors playing patients. This last form is like 90% of admissions or so now I believe, the lottery was retarded although it did have stratification for high school grade averages.
>>52615760
>interviews, tests of prior knowledge of biology/physics and chem, and often a patient casus and tests with actors playing patients.
See, that's not retarded at all.
>>52607941
Change back to 'New Holland' maybe.
>>52609548
>burglarization
>>52610544
>hurr durr you are mad because muh history
No, its just you are, on average, terrible people. I worked 1 year there for the ESA and thats my experience.
>>52607941
Hungary would become Babel probably, anyways, I think I would be happy
>>52615337
It used to be post of burgundy our something correct
>>52616962
*part
>>52607941
race mix duh
I would leave a carrot for sinter claus' donkey and make sure swartz peet doesnt get me
>>52616962
>be independent Dutch states in HRE
>marriage gives us to Burgundy
>Burgundian ruler dies without heir
>Austria claims us because muh empire
>Spain gets Habsburg
>Alpha Habsburg gives Netherlands to Spain
Try to find 8 foot tall gf
Get laid with their women.
>>52608911
>29 million Dutch people alive
http://www.cbs.nl/NR/rdonlyres/4336C8A9-8E06-46BE-B1C0-CB0B21AD1AD4/0/2006integratiekaartpub.pdf
>>52607941
it's ok as long as they are not jews
>>52609261
>>52609441
now kiss each other
