The British Empire was a complete joke. It consisted of only small primitive countries that can't defend themselves, mostly primitive African countries. Britain never invaded or occupied any significant strong country. A complete joke!
>Bulgaria
Weren't a lot of British colonial possessions won from other great powers though?
>being this obviously jealous because the british empire had 100 times the moreta the bulgarian empire had
lel
>>52607649
No, in fact, it was the other way around. Britain first occupies a primitive African or an empty country, then France or Spain comes and take it from them.
>>52607655
This thread is for big boys only, you are primitive uncivilized undeveloped never-accomplished anything fucked up country. Most of your existence was under our occupation. Fuck off out of here ex-yugoslav.
island jews gonna island jew desu
>>52607387
what language did you type that in m8
"joke" empire :^)?
hmm interesting perspective, i will take your view on board and begin to develop a constructive response
>hover over flag
>bulgaria
>>52608047
English is an international language because of the United States. When people think of English, they think of America. People study English only for America. Nobody even cares or knows about England. If it wasn't for the United States, English would've been a 3rd class language like Dutch and spoken only within your little monkey isle. You should be thankful for America for actually popularizing the English language.
>>52608047
American language more like
>>52608231
removing a few letters from words to dumb it down for a stupid nation of people does not make it a language.
just like east london/cockney is not a language - its a dialect.
>>52608198
Remind me how English-speakers came to populate North America?
Nothing to do with a certain country's empire, was it?
>>52608151
So what is your argument? My nationally is irrelevant to what i just said. The fact that you rather insult my nationality as oppose to addressing my argument is proof that you can't address them because they are true, and you know it. By the way, if you wanna talk about Bulgaria, ok, we invented the first computer, the pill, the first military airplane, the car gears, the cyrilic alphabet, had one of the largest empires in Europe, conquiring actual REAL strong countries, as oppose to primitive african countries that haven't discovered the fire yet. We've accomplished far more than you.
If conquering India was easy, the French or the Portuguese would've done it. But they didn't. Rule Brittania bulgunt.
>>52608305
>British Empire
>17th century
u wot m8
>People say the english language is popular because of america
>forget who created america
my sides
>>52608151
you don't have any arguments
>>52608368
Europeans built the America
>>52608368
go back to bed GRANDPA
>>52608305
You invaded a country populated by primitive tribes that still hadn't discovered the fire, didn't had any weapons, and lived in mountains.As soon as the native born Americans gained self identity, they kicked your ass, again, you were beaten by a bunch of primitive rebels. How pitiful you are.
>>52608368
>forget who created america
Black slaves.
>>52608353
It was the English Empire became the First British Empire in 1707:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Empire#.22First.22_British_Empire_.281583.E2.80.931783.29
The First British Empire was lost with the American Revolution, then Britain started again almost completely from scratch (we had a few trading outposts) and created the Second British Empire in the east
>>52608350
You must be British immigrant working a construction job for a minimum wage in Australia.
>>52608503
>You invaded a country populated by primitive tribes that still hadn't discovered the fire, didn't had any weapons, and lived in mountains.As soon as the native born Americans gained self identity, they kicked your ass, again, you were beaten by a bunch of primitive rebels.
Someone has to do it all, and at the time our ancestors stood up and took on the burden of modernising the those less fortunate. We didn't have time to get to Bulgaria, sorry.
>>52608503
Wow you're pretty stupid.
Firstly, in order to win North America, Britain had to beat the French and the Spanish. The main fight was part of a little thing called the Seven Years War:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Years%27_War
Secondly, in the American Independence war, it was Britain against the British rebels, French, Spanish, Dutch, and French allies in India. All of those powers were attacking Britain - simultaneously! - in Europe, North America, India and at sea. This is what you call "primitive rebels".
You're either REALLY stupid or you're a proxy trying to make Bulgaria look bad
>>52608350
We never really cared about India
>>52608543
If i was, I'd be earning twenty times what you do anyway :shrug:
>>52608503
>primitive rebels
you forgot about france :^)
>>52608198
this 2bh.
>>52608350
Britian beat the French out of India and then India beat the Portugese out because they pooed in the loo
>>52608762
damn that's rare
>>52608762
wew lad thats rare
>>52608659
And by modernizing you mean keeping the native African tribes in a cage while you steal their resources. Africa would've been more developed now if it wasn't for you, you dumb-ass isle monkey The results of your i am an empire too game is obvious to this day.
>>52608762
bro it's nearly your day!!!
>we defeated the british empire at its doorstep
>fell apart within 20 years afterwards
You are welcome, world
>>52608762
Merry Christmas, Christmas Island
>>52608368
You fool! Britain tried to stop it, and rightly so.
France, Spain and Netherlands are to blame for that
>>52608670
There were no British rebels you dumb clown. It was American born people who self identified with being American, France only assisted with few troops at the end. Just face it, you got beaten up by primitive rebels again. You are a complete joke, you never invaded any significant strong country, only small backward primitive tribes, and as soon they get on their feet, they kick your ass again.
>>52608368
Yea, you're welcome, world
>>52608279
Except he's right. English became world's language thanks to US.
>bulgarian """""""""""empire"""""""""""
>>52608744
I doubt that, as i am earning more than you. Just as your mom.
>>52608986
British EMPIRE
>>52609008
>Bulgarian "Banter"
Almost as pathetic as your country m8
>>52609032
"All of southern Iberia is ours right?
Aye Nigel, sounds right.
Capital!"
>>52608047
>>52608151
>>52608305
>>52608368
>>52608670
>muh english is a world language
>muh seven years war
>forgetting that England was founded by French Normans
Also to the Seven Years' War dude, France just suffered a destabilizing revolution yet still beat almost all of Europe. Then it took seven coalitions to defeat France. In Britain's case, they had five legit states aiding them in the Seven Years' War, while France only had 1.5 in the Revolutionary Wars.
>>52609121
Hey man it's a 118 year old postage stamp, it was probably made by some guy with a marker
>>52608986
That's 100% more than the Canadian non-existing empire. When the US fought for its independence, Canada sucked British dick and poop it's pans out of fear. Canada exists because of Europe. You are made by Europeans. You should be ashamed of yourself for talking back at your creator. I am waiting your apology now.
>>52609161
>seven years war
>not French and Indian war
Fgt
>>52609161
>seven years' war
>after the revolution
globalbokerface.jpg
>>52608368
The Founding Fathers created America senpai.
>>52609036
Your not addressing any of my arguments, instead you focus on my nationality which is irrelevant to this discussion. This proves that you feel not confident in addressing any of my arguments because you know they are all true, and you can't think of anything else to say. By the way, you should be thankful to Bulgaria for inventing the computer, otherwise you wouldn't be here now. You retarded monkey ass buffoon.
>>52609210
Bulgaria has created nothing
>>52609210
S-sorry
>>52609319
Sirene is bretty good tbqh
>>52608368
Britain created colonies.
The revolutionaries created America.
>>52609284
I never implied that it was after the revolution...
>>52607387
Truly a golden age of exploration, pioneering and naval capabilities.
You know we had to fight the other colonial powers to win outright possession of these territories, right? They weren't exactly easy to maintain either.
But hey, I hope that you manage to forgive the UK for whatever undoubtedly horrible grievance we've caused you to make you hate us.
Merry Christmas.
>>52609319
Expect the first computer, the pill, the cyrilic alphabet used by millions of people worldwide, the first military airplane, the car gears, the sixth tone in the heart, the first digital watch, and countless more scientific contributions. You island monkies need to seriously start learning about other countries too. Your queeen has been brainwashing your for centuries. England never invented anything, you only steal from Scotland.
>>52609518
I don't hate you, i just think people are grossly misinformed about you. And you seem to have huge self confidence and pride based on fantasies and lies.
>>52607387
The British empire was hit or miss. It had both glorious victories and utterly humiliating defeats every couple of decades.
>>52609518
>You know we had to fight the other colonial powers to win outright possession of these territories, right?
And you lost almost every time without any coalitions.
>mfw all these commonwealth "countries" trying to defend daddy britain
>>52609539
>builds the first pocket calculator
>claims to build the first computer
Konrad Zuse would like to have a word with you
Also
> Bulgarian Empire
literally more meme tier
>>52607851
You better close the tab then.
>>52609648
>And you seem to have huge self confidence and pride
You're godammned right mate, you're godammned right.
That empire ain't no fantasy, so all you 'others' (aka those who lost) have to try and desperately find ways to minimise or discredit its achievements and glory in your own eyes to make yourselves feel better.
Whatever floats ya boat m8 ;)
>>52609960
Are you on heroin? John Atanassoff is contributed as the founder of the first computer. We also invented the first digital watch, the cyrilic alphabet, the pill, the car gear, and countless other contributions. The Bulgarian empire is everywhere you look at European history, i guess you haven't looked at history text book before.
>>52610055
When Bulgaria was an empire, England wasn't even a country.
>>52610065
>those who lost..
That would be you? Since you lost every territory by primitive rebels.
>>52610174
So you've been irrelevant for nigh on a thousand years then?
Stay jealous, third worlders.
>>52610065
>The empire ain't no fantasy
>shitty home, absolutely no navy, all land taken back
Yea, doesn't seem like a fantasy to me
people speak english because of english colonies such as the american and australian ones
you mock me in the language of english, top kek.
>>52610432
Jesus christ, shut up.
>>52610463
go mollest your sister, abdulla
>>52610432
>people speak english because of english colonies like us and aus
>people shit in the streets because of english colonies like india
>>52607387
How can people fall for this bait so hard? Just wait for the government to cut the electricity off and let Ognyan here go back to sleeping in his tenement.
>>52610174
> Bulgaria was an Empire
The little province of the Byzantine Empire you claimed doesen't make you an empire.
Your Empire never won any important war until you got enslaved by turks for 500 years.
The only reason your memepire was somehow relevant is that all the other slavshit on the balkan managed to fuck up even more.
My favorite part of these threads is all the slavs/pakis posting under British flags, insulting Britain and defending whatever shit hole they came from.
>>52607387
> be india
> 18th century
> inhabited by various advanced societies for thousands of years
> get invaded by muslim turks
> get taken advantage of by europoors with imperial ambitions
> 2015
> get called primitive by some commie bulgarian
>>52610850
>>52609210
>bulgaria
>takes credit for canada
>>52608047
uh because the USA literally REKT you m8, not because of you
>>52610850
>get called poo in loos
>filthy mudslide invaders brought their street shitting with them
>>52609210
m8 Canada owns more land now than Bulgaria ever did.
>>52610985
> implying that there are no buddhists, jains, sikhs, or zoroastrians in india
>My Province alone is bigger than all of Bulgaria
lmaoing at your "country' right now tBh fAm
>>52610119
>Le are-you-on-drugs meme
And yeah, the British Empire NEVER comes up in European history, does it.
>>52611246
but your country is almost empty senpai
>>52611142
Sikhs are bros
It's a kind of off topic though, I have questions.
Did The U.K. apologize for having ruled over those countries which were the British colonies?
Did The U.K. pay the reparations for them?
Japan had apologized many times, had abandoned all infrastructure and personal assets, had paid a huge amount money as reparations, and had given financial supports and technical supports for free to Korea.
And still now, Korean claim lots more.
They say that Japan should pay more like European countries did.
Did the U.K. apologize and pay reparations for former colonies?
Is the U.K. apologizing and paying now?
>>52611137
except china now owns canada
top kek
>>52609210
>Canada made by europeans
>not made by syrians
kek desu senpai
>>52611747
that's a good thing
>>52609960
>german empire
>>52608198
>When people think of English, they think of America
I don't know anyone who does this. If you do, you should think less of yourself.
>>52608762
Santa is putting UK
IN
HIS
NAUGHTY
LIST
Why is civilizing primitives such a bad thing? I bet you're all also Romeaboos despite being contrarian fucks who hate Britain because "fuck dad"
