>2015
>Not tracking Santa
He hasn't been anywhere relevant yet, but that should change in the next few hours
Doesn't Santa start his flight in Canada?
>>52604008
I'm pretty sure it's Greenland.
>>52603989
>inb4 Santa gets shot down by Turk cockroaches
>white male santa
triggered
>>52604101
Santa is Turkish, so he's a Muslim, non-Western POC.
>>52604051
i think he started in Siberia
he hasn't been to NA at all yet, but all over SEA
>About to enter Africa
It's been a good run, Santa
Fuck.
mombassa is 5000km away fuck you santa
>>52604164
what's he gonna give the bush nigs
>>52603989
What is this even
Does anything happen wherever he is?
>>52604233
What's Christmas like in Alegra?
>>52604253
All that food they prayed for in 1985
>>52604257
it's just a fun little thing you can show kids
you can click on the places he's visited and a small info page comes up
>>52604253
bread?
he's going to Saudi Arabia
rip
>>52604495
Is Santa Haram?
is santa gonna risk going through syria?
>>52605524
Apparently not
NORAD santa tracker is better
http://www.noradsanta.org/
what is this ? i don't understand
RIP santa
>>52605878
>people think that santa lives in north pole
Cyprus seems comfy desu
>>52606254
He's a fat man who wears red and watches kids all day.
He obviously is a Canadian Mountie.
>>52604294
Chrisrian minorities dont talk about it much out of fear od being akbared so they try to keep it as quiet and simple as possible they are more open about in kabylie (coolest place on the country btw)where they
celebrate typical western xmas i.e stuffing their face with ham and get drunk around loud family members
There are no public displays of celebrrion tho its forbidden by the law same for chrisrians who dont fast in ramadan they get v& for having a sandwich in daylight
Source:t.old christian neighbor and friend of mine
>santa flies around
Literally the concept only used for impoverished city-dwellers
When I was a kid Santa emerged from the woods, not on some unrealistic flying apparatus
All kids stood watch at the windows, looking for the lantern or listening for the horses (our own horses, but kids are dumb)
