>>52601009
What is the deal with Brazilians? What are they like?
Someone please explain.
i dont know
>>52601804
all i know is that they have some amazing bundas
>>52601836
Are Brazilians different online than irl?
>>52601934
Brazil is a huge country with a bunch of different people, people are so different from state to stat that we have internal xenofobia
>>52602040
tell me about some of them
marina
How every thread about Brazil goes:
>Some BR makes a sweeping generalization that all BRs are monkeys and how he's glad he's leaving the country
>Another BR makes a sweeping generalization that everyone that complains about the country is, quite clearly, a faggot, for not somehow making things better
>Yet another BR wonders why foreigners think his country is underdeveloped, as he seems to be living life quite well in his gated community. He advises the foreigners to come to his city in bumfuck nowhere so they can hang out and do developed world activities such as feeling "cold" (15°C) and staying inside.
>At any point in time, these three types of BR will respond to one another in English, until one of them starts chimping out in Portuguese and by then, the rest of the thread are just BRs arguing.
There you go, saved you a lot of trouble.
>>52602099
People hate other states because they are literally satan, have weird accents and slangs, are poor, black, and are the reason why the entire country is bad.
Kinda like with every big country, like yours. Actually, brits and the french kinda have that, no?
Holy shit i hate brazilians man, fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>52602244
Based brazilposter.
>>52602244
soo..whos right?
>>52601804
Guy at work lived 16 years in brazil, its his favorite place to live
He wants to go back and live there again, fucking amazing guy, he speaks Portuguese, Spanish, Brazilian, american etc..
the thing is its weird hearing him talk about brazil like its a great place to live, when people on /int/ always say its shitty
>>52602502
>he speaks Portuguese, Spanish, Brazilian
>Brazilian
kek
>>52602244
AJAJAJAJAJ
>>52602464
What point are you trying to make?
>>52602541
>>52602541
no idea, i heard him speak in brazilian? is it not a language or something?
>>52602502
It's a great place if you have friends/money and somehow manage to ignore all the violence around you.
>>52602244
you are just a faggot, for not making brazilian discussions better
>>52602650
maybe he was in a good area all his life in brazil?
kind of amazing though, he still wants to go back and live there
>He's white
>>52602244
wow
10/10
Screencapd
>>52602568
this has to be a bait, that or you're straight retarded
>>52602568
We speak Portuguese bro, there is no "brazilian" language. Brazilian is our nationality.
>>52602734
lol, guess im retarded than
i didn't know,
>>52602568
It's like saying that i speak American instead of English.
>>52602369
You have lots to hate about this country but ironically you only realize how much you miss it once you go out and live somewhere else for a while.
Personally, I enjoy our cuisine more than anything. Really underrated, it's a shame we aren't banking on that like the French or Italians, it should be another cornerstone of our national pride.
>>52602906
Para de bostejar, macaco. Que comida boa o que? Arroz e feijão? kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ta serto
>>52602502
Top bait.
>>52603080
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
é a sua culpa se tu mora no acre e come baratas
>>52601804
>ugly faces
>ugly culture
>ugly version of portuguese
>africa tier degeneracy
>>52603277
>>52602650
apart from robberies you dont see that much violence outside of gang ridden areas
>>52603277
You're aware Brazilian men are considered the most beautiful on earth right? Young American and Canadian women come to Brazil just to have sex.
When will southern Brazil secede?
>>52603412
>Young American and Canadian women come to Brazil just to have sex
I never heard of that, can you prove? I call bullshit on this.
>>52603277
Nice beard. Nice mazda at middle.
>>52603358
>gang ridden areas
Which is 90% of Brazil.
>>52603277
>ugly version of portuguese
no, they made it better desu
brazilian portuguese >>> european portuguese
>>52603486
never
>>52603501
so do you live in a gang ridden area?
>>52603412
>young american and canadian women come to brazil just to have sex
Why you lying? Also, you know that the faggot on your picture is not common to see here, the norm here is manlet pardos.
>>52603412
>brazilian men are considered the most beautiful
whew lad!
>>52601804
>>52603231
I want to make mocha colored children with all of them
>>52603517
>>52603572
Not exactly gang-ridden, but my neighbor a few blocks away do sell drugs and it's very dangerous to go out at night, 75% chances of getting robbed.
>>52603412
lmao
>>52603412
Canadian travel to Mexico and fall off balconies.
>>52602502
It's normie paradise, but still a 3rd world country like all others
Don't take into account a bunch of favelados autistic neets, they never enjoyed anything good brazil has to offer
>>52603868
Actually Brazil is good for foreigners because Brazilians worship gringos. Even rich Brazilians lick gringo ass.
Which means an average guy from USA or Europe can get invited into upper-class cocaine fueled parties, fuck rich girls and not pay a single penny. While in USA and Europe these parties are reserved to upper-class only.
>>52602099
south and southeast(not rio) hate north and northeast
north and southeast say the south is gay
>>52603277
>ugly version of portuguese
now you're not even trying
Brazilians love sex, food and good times.
>>52603080
Pão de queijo é a comida superior. Lide com isso.
>>52602541
>>52602568
>he speak american
ayy muricans
>>52604080
>Brazilians love sex
>all brazillian posters are virgins
kek
i like it here despite the nordestinos and chileans
>>52603954
>1500
>brazilians worship portuguese travelers
>get enslaved and die from diseases
>2015
>brazilians still worship every foreigner that appear here
>>52604140
Chileans?
>>52603585
This. desu not even portuguese ( both parents are german/dutch) and ive been to copa cabana and even woman most are super short brown and fat ass. Portugal might not be the best place to live but they are good looking, the men are super macho lel. Architecture and food quality is simple the best
>>52603630
prove me wrong
pro tip: you can't
>>52604416
>super short brown and fat ass.
sounds good to me 2bh
>>52602244
I never agree with BR posters
except this one time, this is accurate
btw I'm the guy who says he's leaving the country :-)
>>52604277
A lot of them came here after the world cup for some reason. As if the flute playing niggers werent enough now i hear reggaeton some times as well
>>52603517
>>52604038
>Dutch and Belgian like BR PT better than PT PT
I'm not even sure how to feel.
>>52604519
Yes but almost none european features in most people ive meet . Just african and native (wich is fine. But personally i dont like it)
>>52604616
What's your honest opinion BR bro? European Portuguese is just ugly, from a distance it sounds more Slavic-esque than like a Romance language.
>>52604616
Dutch hate the Portuguese must be cuz of the war and maybe even because theyre so tall and see them as inferior . But anyone that know s some history will see that in fact they have alot to thank the short Portuguese. But wtv
>>52604616
What? Absolutly no one likes PT PT better than BR PT.
>>52603080
I don't know if you were being cheeky and acting exactly like that anon predicted you would to be funny, but retards like you are the most annoying of all, if you weren't.
>>52603080
>Açaí
>Paçoca
>Coxinha
>Acarajé
>Brigadeiro
>Pinhão
I could go on
>>52603617
He exaggerated
we're second best, actually
>>52603786
Canadians travel to Peru and end up without cut with machetes.
>>52604739
Not him, but Pt-pt can be very nice. I think is the same with Br-pt, as long as the accent is not way too thick, it's nice.
>>52604739
Even though I'm BR I do prefer PT-BR.
It sounds prettier.
As you said, PT-PT sounds a bit slavic for some reason, I hate their accents.
>>52607739
Feels good man
>>52601804
Greatest country on earth desu.
MEU PAIS PARA SEMPRE, VAI BRASIL!!
>>52602906
A thousand times this. Didn't think I'd miss Brazil nearly as much as I did when I went away. There's just something about our people.
>>52603501
I hate faggots like you who come to /int/ just to spread lies.
Foreigners don't know how much of a meme it is in our country to badmouth it, especially around faggy middle and upper class teenagers with iPhone covers of the UK flag, and might actually take what you say seriously.
>>52603277
>ugly version of portuguese
Hahaha wtf Brazilian Portuguese is objectively better, Pt-Pt is puke inducing
>>52610366
>might actually take what you say seriously.
They do, because they know it's real.
>>52602244
Accurate portrayal, I'd trust this man to represent my country.
How do I get a North Eastern Brazilian gf?
>>52604950
I like it better written, but I agree the pronunciation is terrible.
Also retarded shit, like , for example, using "dele" and "dela" instead of "seu" e "sua" since we already use those for the second person instead of "teu" e "tua" because we're retarded, it also makes learning other Romance languages harder since they all kept those demonstrative pronouns.
>>52611791
>demonstrative
Possessive*
My bad. Although we fucked the demonstrative too, since "este" and "esse" mean the exact same shit.
>>52609949
Volta para cá então fofinho :)
Uma pessoa que ama ao seu país verdadeiramente nunca o abandona
>>52611133
pica relatada
>>52611673
Be white and foreign.
>>52612030
>Be white and foreign.
Correction:
Be rich, otherwise she will just dump you.
>>52612030
>be white
>>52612118
If you can grant her citizenship to a first-world country, it's a done deal regardless of wealth.
Also, if you're able to spend enough money on a trip to Brazil in the first place, by default you're rich enough for most sloots, especially northeastern ones.
>>52612236
Don't worry, being from any other race will not hurt your chances that much.
What really matters is that you're from a first world country.
>>52610366
Yes, it's called your comfort zone, this is not exclusive to Brazil.
If you're willing to go outside of it you'll see that there's a lot to explore outside of it, instead of living your life boxed in in a tiny corner of the planet. This applies to everyone, not just Brazilians.
>>52612236
Then be foreign
Just wave your greencard in front of her and you gonna see a watery liquid slipping through her thighs
>>52612253
>If you can grant her citizenship to a first-world country, it's a done deal regardless of wealth.
This sounds so far-fetched to me, I don't, growing up in a well-off family I cannot imagine this things happening. Is this true? Honest question. Does it "emigrating" has such attraction to lower classes?
>>52613554
My english is getting worse erryday t bh.
far fetched*
Does emigrating*
>>52613554
Hella. Bitches be all up on foreign dick.
