>americans trying to banter
you're only embarassing yourselves, please stop.
>americans
>>52593901
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52593921
t. Mikko Mäkine
>>52593756
I have informed the authorities about your critical posting on this board because it obviously goes against Sharia law. Don't be surprised if the Sharia police come knocking on the front door of your tiny house.
>>52594394
shut up homo
>>52594394
lmao, there are very few muslims in northern ireland.
>>52593756
I feel that a large portion of my fellow cuntrymen on here are bitch ass high schoolers or pissed off neckbeards.
>>52594435
>third worlders in charge of insulting others
>>52593756
What's that? Sorry, can't hear you from THE MOON
>>52594672
t. faggot
>>52594703
just stop
>>52594703
The point of banter is to make the enemy laugh at himself
What was your post supposed to be?
>>52594703
It's so cringe.
>>52594703
I laughed my American ally, don't worry
What? I can't hear you from Mars
>>52594912
Well the U.K. did just get their first person to the ISS..........
Sooooooooo
>>52595002
Of course you did
>>52595011
>>52595036
And lastly, Pluto
>>52594703
>shouting from the moon when sound waves can't even travel through vacuum
Stupid americans smdh tee bee eich
Bloody seppos fair dinkum...
You'll have to speak up, can't hear you from Saturn
I can't hear jack shit from Uranus
>>52595136
are you ironically this shit at banter?
>>52595136
>American banter, everyone! Point and laugh.
What I cannot hear anything from anyone from the two out of system exploration probes
well.... umm.. then
UR MOM! AHAHAHAHHAAHAAH
>>52595011
I've just read an American book where American blacks all fled to Mrs xD
>>52595395
I read a book where all the russian scientists got stuck on an alien world that didn't go through the renaissance xd
>>52595395
Martian chronicles by Ray Bradbury?
>>52595714
sir you just won the internet
>>52595472
Exactly.
<be american
>...
>be AMERICAN
>>52596197
unite already my friend
We can't hear you from Mars bros
Do brits live in conjoined houses because of window taxes?
>>52593756
>Brits and Auslards call bullying "banter"
Just be honest with yourself, you're a bunch of dicks
>>52596329
They don't even have two bathrooms, it's really depressing how small brit homes are
i like american banter
>>52594703
>>52595011
>>52595136
>>52595173
>>52595316
>>52596280
We should stick with this meme dudes
>>52596509
Nice proxy
>>52596533
why do you think im using a proxy? here ill even use some retarded serb slang that a non yugo cannot understand: sipu racku derpe ciganski
>>52596530
I don't like debasement, just let it pass
>>52594672
>Austria
>first world
>>52594394
>Don't be surprised if the Sharia police come knocking on the front door of your tiny house.
>>52596598
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU FROM VENUS DUDE
>>52596625
We'll have to yell louder, Mercury is getting loud as fuck from all these alien allies coming in to join NAFTA.
>>52596580
American banter is pretty shit, everyone knows that m8
>>52594703
You're sitting on your mum?
ITT:Amerifats.
Check em.
>>52596646
BRO I'M ON THE SUN. I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE LMAO
>>52596625
WHAT I CANNOT HEAR YOU FROM THE RECURSIVE MAZE OF PSEUDO EMULATION AND DIGITAL MEMEFICATION OF ANY SEMBLANCE OF COINCIDENCE
>non-aussies trying to banter
>>52596580
dude you're busted
stop using proxy
>>52596699
DUDE ARE YOU ORBITING NEPTUNE TOO? WHY IS IT SO COLD? HAHAHA SHIT'S COOL THOUGH
>>52596688
They're gearing up for war, I don't know what for but they are saying something about American world domination?
>>52596665
They suck at banter when they're outside their freedom of speech cage
DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING BRO? IT'S HARD TO TELL WHEN YOU'RE FLYING THROUGH ASTEROID BELT
>>52596364
>you're a bunch of dicks
This is accurate, but you still can't banter.
*kkkHjjhhhHhhjh*
Houston-niner-niner we have an issue here it seems my Finnish qt has died of lack of oxygen, I need you to phaseshift me another onto landing zone Zorbonesis
>>52596763
DESIGNATED
>>52596858
Roger that Wilcox, preparing subatomic transistor clusters lmao
>>52596509
I can't tell if Americans are the stupidest shitposters or they have achieved a sense of deadpan self satire that is beyond our comprehension.
>>52596861
SHITTING
>>52596924
my name isn't Wilcox you fool, I changed it to Alpha Wolf Pack Leader 2 weeks ago before I went to planet X on the scouting mission
>>52596970
WHAT WAS THAT BRO? I'M BACK ON THE MOON TO CONDUCT FURTHER RESEARCH. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING PRESSING TO SAY, I'M AFRAID YOU WILL HAVE TO SPEAK UP.
>>52596970
It's a mixture of both. Some are actually retarded, some are just funposting (burgerposting).
It's sometimes (but not always) just memes, like the cutlery inspector
>>52596753
>expect to dominate the world
>doesn't know that you need culture to dominate
SILLY SAUSAGE
>>52596976
Roger that ALPF2, AmerAir resuscitation for your qt gf is now online. Report to us in 0100 hours on her recovery progress. Houston out.
>>52594912
>enemy laugh
We are friends here :v)
>>52596970
IF YOU HAVE DOUBT ALWAYS CHOOSE THE SIMPLEST EXPLANATION
GIVING US SOME KIND OF BENEFIT IS TOO GOOD DON'T YOU THINK, OF ALL THE PEOPLE IT IS NOT US THAT DESERVES IT
>>52597098
HOUSTON IS PLAYING BOB DYLAN AT FULL VOLUME, IT'S IT MADE IT EVEN MORE DIFFICULT TO HEAR YOU THAN IT ALREADY WAS FROM MY CURRENT POSITION (GALAXY ANDROMEDA) THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT
Houston reporting to Americanons. I'm really digging this space meme to be honest bros. Over and out.
Third world shithole lelele ;p
>>52593756
>>brits trying to banter in real life.
>you're only embarassing yourselves, please stop.
Seriously it works on 4chan but when used in the real world its fucking awkward and cringy.
>>52593756
HOL UP HOL UP
* SMACKS LIPS *
AYYY YO
* SIPS ON CRUNK*
SO YOU BE SAYIN LIKE
* SPITS RYMES *
WE BE LIKE
* KEKS WHITEY *
UNBANTERABLE???
>>52597213
>>52595223
He's not bantering he's just pretending to be retarded which isn't much better.
>>52597414
Christ America is like a country of autists.
>>52597530
Finland and America aren't even close to each other how could you possibly confuse them
>>52597477
NOW YOU'RE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE
>>52597530
bantering isn't really american
you can't just ask us to follow your cultural norms when there is no reason to
>>52597635
American banter = all-inclusive roast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JfSi1hFcTk
>>52597635
>This.
We just don't do it here. People would stare at you like you were retarded if you tried it here.
>Britcucks existing
stop this
>>52596970
>they have achieved a sense of deadpan self satire that is beyond our comprehension.
Brits haven't realized this yet? Our levels of post irony are beyond your comprehension
>>52597862
Says the former colony of britain
>>52597862
Normally when I see someone from the emirates posting my immediate first instinct is to make some wise ass comment about little boy fucking, but in this case I could just as easily say that about britain too.
It's quite the conundrum I tells ya, quite the conundrum indeed.
Ah well, everyone on here is a faggot except for me and anyone who posts something fappable.
I don't get banter, it seems like such a masochistic attitude. Basically you want others to treat you like shit, and you want others to know that you acknowledge that you are shit, and if anyone starts to feel good about themselves you have to bring them down until they acknowledge they're shit too?
Is this bizarre defeatist bucket-crab style of humor the result of having your countries destroyed in several world wars?
>>52597982
>colony
go read a book, my American pal.
>>52594703
http://gizmodo.com/5930450/all-the-american-flags-on-the-moon-are-now-white
Wrong, the moon is legit french clay now
>>52598113
it has to do with ethno-nation
It sounds bad but that's basically the jist
people usually complain that brits don't say that they mean, there is a certain speech thing they do to mask their true meaning, americans do it to but not as much as they do, this is just a social grouping phenomenon
bantering is an extension of that, you say some insult to another even a stranger and they would instinctively know that you are joking because it is cultural
america does have a parallel but we cannot do it to strangers, we can only do it to our very close friends, we basically can call our friends fuckheads and they would laugh and call us dickweed, we can't do that to our colleges, that passage is culturally blocked to us simply because america is a larger inclusion than uk is
>>52598300
colleagues*
>>52598269
Protectorate/Colony are largely interchangeable in American English.
>>52598300
>ameripsychoanalyst
>>52598429
He's right you know.
>>52598429
after a while you will notice that americans actually don't get upset over the off-the-line stuff, they pretend to get upset over that stuff because they know that america has a larger circle of cultural norm than their doubts allow
americans are instinctively multicultural
AMERICANS
LAUNCHES YOURSELVES INTO SPACE AS THE PRESIDENT ORDERED
DO NOT BOTHER SPEAKING TO THE CARCASSES OF EMPIRES LET US EXPLORE THE COSMOS
"Banter" is such a cringeworthy word. Can we say "rib" instead? Like "I'm about to rib belgium for having no reason to exist"
>>52598626
You're ribbing the Brits right now, they can't take it they're gonna get real mad at you for that ribbing anon
>>52598626
Europeans don't have ribs. Or spines. Or hearts.
>>52598546
Pretending to be upset is America's national pasttime though
>>52598693
Im about to rib Britain for giving away its empire and then giving away its country to muzzies
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the coming of the Lord
He is trampling out the vintage
Where the grapes of wrath are stored
He has loosed the fateful lightening
Of His terrible swift sword
His truth is marching on
>>52595460
>all the russian scientists got stuck on an alien world
not really though, did you read it for real?
i absolutely love this book
>>52597422
underrated af
>Try to banter an American
>They go full flat faced satire
>Europeans bite the bait every time
Everytime
Fuck off you socialist shitholes
We dont care what you think
We own this planet we decide whats banter and whats not
I can never tell when they are bantering and when they are legit butthurt.
>>52596970
Both desu senpai
Euro humor is usually pretty okay but man you guys can't swallow the pill that Europe pretty much was inferior technologically until the Mongolians evened things out. Like, it's as bad as a stereotypical American considering Vietnam a win.
>>52593756
>Canadians trying to banter
Why are they so bad? Why do they fly into hysterical rage at the slightest banter? Why cant they keep up?
>>52601490
Canadians are actually the real bad ones.
Americans are usually just pretending, Canadians are serious
>>52601490
Canadians are more patriotic than Americans. It's pretty crazy. They're also pretty autistic over WWI because it's the beginning of their identity.
>>52601610
> They're also pretty autistic over WWI because it's the beginning of their identity.
This is true for Australia as well desu
>>52601490
Too much Frog heritage there, lad
>>52601551
>we are merely pretending to be retarded!
you cannot fabricate this tale.
>>52601610
>Canadians are more patriotic than Americans.
Just going to remind everybody that Canadian nationalism. You cannot make this shit up.
>>52602003
*Canadian nationalism exists
>>52600991
>We own this planet
>as long as the Chinese keep ''our'' industry alive
>>52597635
This
If you actually tried doing this to Americans in person they would get very offended and would think you held something against them personally
