Kaffir's Holidays Edition
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daily reminder that christmas is a shit holiday where the only upside is that pigskins stay at home like they should do all year
>>52591013
I see, how did you manage to escape to Germany Salah?
>>52590861
>>52590951
>>52591000
N E V E R
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>>52591013
Mashallah brother
>>52591323
why you in Switzerland my Assyrian friend?
who /celebratingchristmasbyjackingofftoelfporn/ here?
>>52591402
everyday is Christmas for me
>>52591344
Celebrating with da family
1 and 3 look like such fun qt's desu
bla bla bla
and you?
>>52591462
you celebrate Christmas?
>>52591487
My family is religious so yes
>>52591446
jingle bells
>>52591466
>not porking the girl with superior non-brown eyes
>>52591576
i just tend to assume everyone in /MENA/ is Muslim 2bh
>>52591618
>le blonde hair blue eyes!!1!
pork is haram m8
>>52591576
>>52591462
>>52591323
shit nigger you're actually in jewzerland?
Muslims a shit desu
>>52591466
2 yung
>>52591951
baka desu senpai
>>52591878
>not knowing that non-brown eyes are really liked in middle eastern cultures
>being an araboo
>>52592006
>arabboo
>not recognizing my mere >tfwnomenaqtbooism
So what are we supposed to say in this Muhammad bday?
Merry Muhammad?
>>52592238
nobody cares about it 2bh lmao
>>52592238
the same shit we say every time, "kol sana wenta tayeb" or "kil 3am wa antom be5eir"
>>52592191
aren't there any hot chinks in hong kong? I don't understand your menaqtbooism
>>52592246
But why? Muhammad deserves a good bday celebration, maybe we should have a new way of celebrating it.
>>52592326
there's tonnes of Muhammed's celebrating their birthdays every day of the year 2bh
>>52592326
Yeah, go on European streets and start yelling allahu akbar.
>>52592289
>kol sana wenta tayeb
B-but it is not my bday, why would you say that to me?
>>52592353
But not the original one
>>52592363
Good suggestion, any other?
>>52592364
theoretically because it's a holiday for all muslims, just like eid
>>52592289
I honestly can't understand how you can't understand desu
>>52591466
good taste
>>52591951
as long as youre not a cumskin youre a-okay in my book
>>52591965
OGAI~~~~
>>52592289
also asian women are quite literally a meme at this point in time
>25
>never hugged a girl
I'm so fucking lonely lads
>>52592471
because I've lived among them for most of my life?
>>52592515
if they shower and shave most eastern women are fine in my book
>>52592525
I-I feel you
>>52592510
Cumskin master race actually
You are not some Kind of kanak, are you
>>52592525
>hugged
literally how, famille?
just go on the street and put some shit sign like
"i'm a muslim, do you trust me"
you'll get like 235234623 hugs, AT LEAST
>>52592583
do share
also
what kind of hairy smelly asian women have you been consorting
>>52592635
Ey, are you that local boy?
>>52592721
>do share
what, my experiences?
>what kind of hairy smelly asian women have you been consorting
the chinese girls at my university give off those vibes desu
>>52592937
i'm that boi that fux yo bitch
>>52592964
Fucking dogs is haram.
[spoiler]but not sheep, heh[/spoiler]
>>52592630
please leave
>>52593243
Niemals
Daily reminder that Islam is the Nigger of religion
>>52593325
Excuse me sir, white people are not allowed in this part of the funtrain.
>>52592938
yes pls
I want to know if /mena/ qt's are like my Arabian illustrations desu
to genrich, murad, etc,
do you ever stop and think, wow, I am really fucking autistic...
?
because you should even for a second
>>52593355
why are you in germany if you hate white people so much?
>>52593355
The whole funtrain is rightfully white clay
>>52593384
> that pic
I really really hate thoses kind of girls
>>52591783
Usually yes, but there are always exceptios (assyrians, lebs etc.)
>>52591947
Told ya m8...
>>5259357
meh
not enough experience to comment desu
>>52593384
they're basic bitches
>>52593780
those are too, most mena girls are. They're the biggest normies in existence. "Ashley" levels of being normies.
ask someone who just home cured a 5kg ham anything.
>>52593504
how can you still type with that many black cocks in your anus?
>>52593970
how does your house smell
>>52594067
like rose wood. lots of staircases are made of it so it permeates.
I am using a wet cure for the ham so there is no smell.
the cure is salt sugar black pepper mustard seed cloves all spice salpeter and ice water.
>>52594067
through its windows I guess?
>>52593998
um excuse me?
>>52593512
security, yes please, there is a white per...son not cooperating, yes, yes, thank you.
>german posters itt
Uh...
>>52594167
hy tik seker met sy eie ass. en kan nie verstaan hoe jy kan tik as daar black kock in jou ass is nie.
>>52594128
>rosewood
I like that
Nice cure, by the way. Just in time for Christmas dinner?
>>52594134
cheeky
>>52594235
noem National Geographic ons het 'n sprekende aap
>>52594172
>implying kanacks aren't criminal by nature
>>52594134
kek
>>52594330
>he said while vergessing his Erbschuld
>>52594263
nope, this one will only be done in 2 weeks. the xmas one is already in the oven for tomorrow. we eat a cold xmas dinner. salads and cold meats and cheeses , its 36C here now.
>>52594316
roep*
>>52594378
Erbschuld is so large, a few more semites won't matter
>>52594444
gud get
Come to /afr/
>>>52570658
>>52594410
Yeah, you guys are on the southern hemisphere so it makes sense.
>>52594474
Thanks
Now git out
>>52593783
desu I'm probably going to be exposed to a lot of basic bitches in my current life direction
re-entering the normie lifestyle etc
so Ashley huh
sounds dramatic
prolly worth it tho
the whole sandfu thing I mean
we shall see desu
>>52594686
You have no power here, pigskin.
Be gone, people are starting to feel uncomfortable because of your nostril piercing wet dog stench.
Centuries ago, in mid ages, Arab Caliphate was superpower. Their scientists preserved and studied many works of ancient philosophers, their art and architecture was incredibly beautiful, Sharia law was top tier in that time, muslims even allowed to live christians and jews in exchange of jizya. And Europe was a barbarian dark age shithole. But now are different times, arab countries no longer have power except of those few who have oil. Others are poor.
What went wrong?
>>52594926
The eternal anglo holding us down
>>52594926
>What went wrong?
was discussing this with a sunni today which ended with him being butthurt
tl;dr sunnis genocided almu'tazilah who were (and still are) pretty much the only group who advocated rational thought and science
>>52594926
Ottoman Empire and extractive institutions. Simply put, people no longer had an incentive to develop like they did in the past, and that sort of stayed that way.
>>52595111
But why? I know that back in thoose times, Islam allowed scientists to do their researches in natural sciences because this concidered as cognition of Allah's creations. Muslimes invented many things in maths and astronomy. But then Caliphate started to fall down, and Europe rised. What caused this?
>>52595286
The feudal system created a decentralization of power that allowed the next wave of revolutions to create inclusive institutions that both enabled and encouraged development. The Ottoman Empire basically fucked us over in that sense in comparison.
>>52595286
No the real reason much of the advancements the Caliphate made was because of Persians. After Iran was converted Shia there is zero chance of Islam ever becoming a advance Caliphate again.
"wew lad" is literally the best phrase of all time. there's no situation in which this phrase wouldn't work as a response
"dude, i just found out my dad is in the hospital"
"wew lad"
"my gf's a pornstar!!"
"wew lad"
"are you autistic m9"
"wew lad"
>>52595579
wew lad
>>52595150
exactly
>>52595419
>a advance
an* advanced*
i'll choose to ignore all that shit that poured out of your cunt brain and focus on this
>>52595579
wew lad quite a post m8
>>52595419
>made was because of Persians.
Found the p*rsian diaspora
>>52595608
>>52595708
>>52595723
wew lads
>>52595792
>Palestine needed a K*rd to make them establish a great sultanate.
Can't make this up.
>>52595993
found the other persian diaspora
>>52595419
that's false m8
>>52596094
How can I be a P*rsian? Didn't mention anything about I*an here
>>52596115
w-wew l-l-lad...
>>52596281
Lew wad
THANK YOU SYRIAN SANTA
>>52596408
>Posting blurry shit
Here's a less-blurrier emirati girl.
my studyfus
and you?
>>52596516
you know I post it because it's quite funny in a way... blurry, and you don't really know what it's trying to tell you
>>52596408
>>52596516
looks like a Bedouin from basrah
>>52596584
Maybe it's a specimen?
>>52594905
We have power everywhere, everytime
Whites are literally top tier, arabs and turks BTFO
>>52591013
>tfw conveniently sidestepped the upcoming race war
>tfw no mena gf
>>52596842
>The Essex beauty
Top kek
>>52596921
truly.
>>52596790
sorry i dont speak frogspeak and cant appreciate your certainly witty picture
go shill for coca cola on /ck/ plz
>>52593450
Do you?
(no offense)
>>52597529
wew lad
(no offence)
nice dying thread you have here lads
>>52598617
Salam.
THREADUS RESURRECTUS
>>52599055
DESIGNATUS DEFECATUS STREETUS
>>52599055
>lenny face gets flagged as spam
GOOOOOOT
>>52590818
What do you guys think of christmas?
>>52599107
haram
>>52599107
BEHEAD/10
>>52599107
Do you know alberto barbosa ?
>>52590818
Turkish pro-democratic oppositionist criticizes the shooting down of a Russian Su-24.
"A total disgrace and betrayal"
What do you think about it?
>>52599480
>Turkish pro-democratic oppositionist criticizes the shooting down of a Russian Su-24.
too human to be t*rk
bet that party is kurdish
>>52599480
>Turkish pro-democratic oppositionist criticizes the shooting down of a Russian Su-24.
>"A total disgrace and betrayal"
>Just opposition things
>>52599598
It is...
>>52590818
wow so tolerant
not degenerate at all
thx israel
>>52599672
It is an opposition party all right
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-446WcLejJ8
Fucking negroes beating nordic qts
>>52599598
In christmas day even animals speaking human voice. :^)
>>52590818
NOT SO FAST PALESTINE
She is with us now. :^)
>>52599749
well you did show up suddenly around xmas but i didn't expect something that far fetched
so what are you , a pig?
Fuck all arabs tbch..only thing you chickenshits are good for are delicious shawarmas
>>52599821
This guy gets it.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War
>>52599606
realpolitik detected
no future in politics for you with your doubleplusungood crimethink
>>52599886
But that's how every opposition is here
>>52599886
wanna play town of salem?
>be me
>be watching Swedish horizontal tango
>be enjoying the virtual company of blonde hair blue eyed qt
>be getting rough idea of camera angle and timing
>be timing love explosion for blonde reappearance
>be arrival during extended shot of redhead jewfro pasty retard sven in a retard sweater with retard facial expression
>be me
>>52600070
gotta sleep lad
nighttime is when you make gainz
need to get shredded to woo the (mena) qt's tbqhwy
>>52600283
>need to get shredded to woo the (mena) qt's tbqhwy
get your wallet shredded then, not your body
Palestinians are dressing up like Santa Clause to get sympathy when they throw rocks at cars and people.
Why don't they just fuck off?
>>52600404
true,
but that's a given
arr women same desu
>>52600453
well jews were very naught this year so they deserve rocks in their socks
>>52600524
also there are surgeries to give you a real dick
>>52600575
I'll have the "Mona" please
>>52590818
>>52599799
I'd fuck Miley to be honest
>>52600626
>I'll have the "Mona" please
?
>>52600626
So you want a dick in your mouth?
>>52590818
>Kaffir's Holiday
Isn't today the birthday of the false prophet?
>>52600712
Wait, Mona is MURAD? Have I been living a lie?
what do they do in your cunts to celebrate mawlad el nabawi. they cook Asida bel zgougou here .
>>52600771
>He didn't know that.
M8 "She" Got caught using other women to give her pics and recordings, and "She" actually regret that "she" is Murad.
Same goes to Loubna and the Algerian poster.
>>52600808
cook zerda and party
>>52600824
Haha that's funny
>>52600808
We just had a big dinner.
Mostly Mandi and some side dishes.
>>52600404
what's esbal?
>>52600977
wearing a long dress
>>52601028
I thought that's an arap thing, didn't mo himself do it?
>>52600824
i think you and the kashimiri were the only ones that cared about the gender of some anon
>>52599821
Tons of afghans in my city
Better than araps 2bh
Nice people, generally.
Of the Muslims in my city, I'd have to rank it as follows:
Afghans (pashto or not doesn't matter) > Palestinians >>>>> Pakistanis
>>52601070
Wearing a dress that touches your toes.
The prophet didn't even have his Kandoora (Dashdashiya etc..) touch his feet.
>>52600671
You don't fuck her, she fucks you
>>52601077
Palestine did as well.
And an anon in america.
And the one in belgium.
And the Iraqi.
And mostly lots of people.
>>52601077
>the kashimiri
>implying
>>52601070
right is kafir
left is le good sunni
>>52601130
>how would you like your top10 singer?
>>52601217
JUST
>>52601130
reported
>>52601130
Hot.
>>52601376
>after spreading and perfecting degeneracy, the Jew looks at the end product like an artist looks at his painting and says this word
>>52601488
Miley is actually a nice and fun person. A total slut yeah so no marriage material, but I'd like to hang out with her. And fuck her.
>>52601488
*rubs hands while rubbing dick*
>>52601574
what do you think is nice and fun about her?
shes very likely to be a total bitch controlled by her PR you realize that?
>>52602033
sargon?
>>52602078
yes?
>>52602108
wanna play doto
>>52602138
no ty
later maybe?
>>52602161
tomorrow
i'm going to sleeb after this match
>>52602138
It's not me
I have a tripfag
is alive finally dead ?
>>52602323
Nope
Next week prolly when I am back home
>>52602380
No he was here some days ago
Hey yall
"She bestowed her harlotries on them, all of whom were the choicest men of Assyria; and with all whom she lusted after, with all their idols she defiled herself"
>>52602563
hello underage b&
>>52602563
haaaii*-*
>>52602605
I'm like,19 senpai(so basically a child I know)
>>52602563
>>52602605
Wtf how are there 2?
>>52603192
Is senpai turned into senpai here
>>52603192
didn't you say you're 17 last time
>>52603310
Internet I guess?
>>52603333
Didn't you say you fucked a 17 yr old last time
>>52602605
Yeah good old times
WE
>>52603333
Son,last time I was here was like..a year ago
>>52603369
WUZ
>>52603385
yeah i remember it was so long ago *wink*
>>52603385
>>52603431
>two potential beheadings
How common are blue/green eyes in MENA? Exlcuding israel
>>52603513
Grey blueish eyes are common in the Levant. Also saw lots of maghrebis with them.
I once saw an Algerian when I was in Ghardaia and she had Green Eyes.
>>52603431
Uhhh...*wink*....I guess?
>>52603512
I'm the one that decapitates
>>52603579
Coincidentally,saw a girl with beautiful green eyes today,might've been lenses idk
When I went to Sudan on a business trip and everyone there was Chinese wtf?
>>52603589
And I'm the one who defecates
>>52603637
Look at her hair (If she isn't Veiled) then judge.
If her hair is light brownish then it's probably real. If not then it isn't.
>>52603512
>1 potential public defecater
>>52603513
during school days 4-5 kids had colored eyes from 30-40 students class
>>52603513
Never seen blue eyed Arap, closest was grey. Green is rare but exists, though it's different type of green than in Europe. It's more like brownish-yellowish-green.
>>52603643
It's the new Colonization of the world M9
>>52603714
>Saying Arap
nigger don't you Kikes say Arav?
>>52603648
Lucky you,I've been constipated for three days now
>>52603680
It was jet black senpai,but damn am mad I didn't approach her,shit was hot
>>52603714
>Exlcuding israel
>>52603763
slavs say arap but its a common insult since araps cant say p
BEGOUIMMM
>>52603763
Usuallly we say "target locked".
>>52603792
I thought it was only Roaches who say Arap
>>52603579
Ah, I see. Interesting.
>>52603707
Cool, this is kind of what I was wondering because it puts things in perspective.
>>52603431
COMMIE
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urukagina
>>52590818
So, I am listening my mother ramble I should find a girl, marry soon and give her grandkids.
While I am encumbered by other matters, being in college, working part time. And more.
When does it end?
I don't think I am in the right mindset and situation to have any kids yet.
>>52604110
Sissy faggot.
>I'm not ready to have kids
>>>/r/Tumblr
>>52604109
N SHIT
>>52603790
>because arabs in israel are an isolated ethnic group totally unrelated to neighbouring lebanese, jordanians or syrian
mehmet, my son
>>52604110
what's your original nationality again?
>>52600808
Algeria is huge so every region got its dish.
Here it's Rechta, Trida or Chakhchoukha (last two are particularely popular in my city)
>>52604232
no he meant your opinion is not being considered valuable
>>52604209
I am ready to have kids, but not in this environment.
>>52604266
Turk with german pass.
I am considered weied by my relatives.
YEAHHHHH!
why is it that even our holidays are shit?
>>52605938
I think the wrong is in the people not the holidays
>>52605938
I've noticed that. For E.g. Eid, It starts to get shittier and shitter because people don't have the spirit.
>>52606050
How do you celebrate holidays without actually celebrating them? Everything is haram.
>>52606221
By staying very, very still as the sheikh has his way with your little girl.
Seriously, there's no way to celebrate without any kind of haram happening.
Being human is haram, but going beyond that is irredeemable.
>>52606221
Muh point, people are too shitty to realize they are following shitty traditions and religious texts, and refuse to develop them as a cultural product in a more presentable and festive way.
>>52606123
precisely this
people don't even try anymore
I guess they still care about ramadan but ramdan sux
>>52606419
>>52606221
>>52606050
>>52605938
>people with no friends
>>52606493
>Ramadan is coming back again in 6 months
why ;__;
>>52606571
>people with no bathrooms
>>52606350
how old are you?
>>52606586
arghh already
>>52606419
Sufis seem to do okay in that regard, especially the more liberal ones jesus-loves-you-style.
>>52606639
>people with no land
>>52606791
Meh, sufism will never hit mainstream. Arab shitheads need a simplistic way to make them understand things, and I am afraid a change is only applicable by force nowadays, except no arab leaders have the balls to say fuck wahabbism and ban all kinds of Islamic teachings except for a reform one.
>>52606959
>except no arab leaders have the balls to say fuck wahabbism and ban all kinds of Islamic teachings except for a reform one.
One day
I mean either this or they die out
Merry Muslim Christmas from /cum/!
>>52606796
>kashmir
>>52606796
>>52607018
Merry Christmas to you too :3
>>52607013
It won't happen, because muh human rights and concerned EU officials
>>52607024
>>52607041
>implying it's the same
They occupy us military but they don't live here. In fact, they can't buy land in Kashmir
>>52607104
I've heard about a future uprising led by the assyrian savior
>>52607229
Is that the beta uprising /r9k/ have been talking about all along? :^)
>>52605938
>why is it that even our holidays are shit?
cause the fucking wahabbis infected every fucking Arabic speaking society with their cancerous Bedouin version of Islam and no fun is allowed.
The fuckers demolished the house of the prophet's wives and made it a place where people go to take a shit, not even the jews ever done something so offensive to Muslims.
>>52607310
ahahahaha you're funny when you're not a pervert freak
Anyone here into autismo-simulators?
There's going to be an expansion for CK2 in 2016, probably around march, I wonder what it will add...
...and fix the seduction for fucks sake.
>>52607445
i'll fuck you up in CK 2 m8
i'll play as the abassids, you can choose whatever
>>52607396
I still stand by my words, if your mom was 11/10, it is a maybe, I didn't say I would do it, I said it is reasonable then, albeit twisted reasons
>>52607500
If only the Pope was playable :DDDD
