Sophie edition
having a look
>>52590519
are you the black haired lad on his phone
i'm in the same place
I'm a white man living in a sharia zone in Birmingham
AMA
who /daddy/ here?
This is a shitpost.
>>52590643
kpop desu lads
>>52590640
Yes in birmingham
>>52590695
>birmingham
fuck off yank
>>52590704
>yank
fuck off yank
>>52590596
i want make love this beatiful women?
>>52590716
>off
fuck off yank
>Your boyfriend dumps you on christmas eve
>>52590716
>yank
fuck off yank
going to go lift some weights in a nice empty gym this afternoon lads
>tfw the advancement of technology is speedier than ever before and we will be able to have sex with virtual reality women in 5 years time
>>52590732
Saves on a present, doesn't it haha
Azusa
I told her not to text me again and she texted me
>Your bf takes a dump on you on christmas eve
>>52590756
>5 years
Occulus Rift comes out next year famalam
>>52590756
it was speedier in the early 20th century
Lads I made a mistake, I went to Bristol for christmas
Azuslag
got my wife's son a new bike for christmas, gonna be a better present than anything his real dad bought him top kek
>>52590809
Delete
>>52590745
>go lift
fuck off yank
>>52590765
I farted on my gf last night and she slapped me kek
>>52590765
reee at her
literally call her up and just REEEEEEEEEEEEE into the speaker
>>52590745
hahaha it's the opposite you stupid cunt it will be packed
We need to go out of our minds to come to our senses
>>52590868
*kisses you instead*
>>52590795
Did I say you could talk to me like that
>>52590856
she's not even my gf
>>52590765
a girl texted me and i texted back but now she's not texted me back and it's been a week almost
absolutely ridiculous that i have to put up with this
>>52590795
no it wasn't
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georges_Anderla
>>52590756
>5 years
Chinks are already doing it.
cold out
>tfw spending Christmas at my wife's boyfriend's place
Just got on a train and the driver started speaking on the PA system, it's a Rasheed, fug
>>52590932
yeah nah get fucked hey
in the early 20th century we were inventing planes and cars and shit, nowadays all we have to look forward to is the new iphone every year
>>52590892
don't touch my fucking bird alright, cunt?
*pushes you back, unsheathes katana*
someone finger my arse
>stopped taking antidepressants a few days ago
>withdrawals starting to get really fucking bad
Help me, I'm hallucinating and can't sleep since the nightmares are too real
Thinking of volunteering somewhere lads, anything to escape the drudgery of modern britain
https://www.workaway.info/
Call the police and tell them you're distressed la
>>52590993
taper off dipshit
>>52590989
i-is it clean?
>>52590993
take some antidepressants lad
>>52590872
nah lad it's been dead all week. it'll get rammed after christmas but this is the golden period where everyone sacks it off til the new year
>>52591016
yeah douched it good x
>>52590975
gonna fly it into canary wharf lad
THREADLY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND GOD BLESS YOU ALL
>>52591075
y-you too
check this site every year to see if it's still working 2bh
https://isitchristmas.com/
i HATE christmas
>>52591146
mr grinch pls go
>>52590669
Sophie is much more beautiful than her
http://store.steampowered.com/app/331600/
should i buy this, lads?
gf's son just called me a loser lads
>i HATE christmas
>>52591048
everybody will want to lift before the gym closes for a few days
>>52591146
me on the right
>>52591075
there's no such thing as god
>>52591146
t. Rasheed al Ghrinch
>>52591157
We'll send over Sophie Turner if you send my waifu over la
>>52590979
that's just the shit news reports on because of le pop sci.
the two reasons it looks like technology exploded in the early to mid 20th centuries is the two world wars. historians and shit reckon that the second world war encouraged the advancement of technology in 5 years that was the equivalent of 30 years peace time progress.
technology is exponentially increasing - take memory cards. 10 years ago, an 8 gb memory card could cost you like $200. you can now buy 128 gb memory cards for like $60. same shit with RAM.
>>52590979
And an iphone holds more computing power than a 1960s supercomputer the size of a basketball court
Stem cell research will eliminate death
We're on the verge of space tourism and nuclear fusion, and 4D printing, mile high skyscrapers that construct themselves, self driving cars, sequencing the entire human genome and creating superhumans, etc
Listen to this, it's interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aztAHgOkSiI
>>52591162
>video games
no, you shouldn't.
>>52591194
grim
utterly horrid individual
i hate it
hate driving on the m50
HAAATE it
>the city of costa coffee
>>52591211
Fuck off pasta nigger
>>52591196
exactly, which is why we need world war 3 asap
if nothing else it will give our generation something to fight for besides retarded sjw shit
>>52591210
>He doesn't play video games
lmao you some sort of virgin?
>>52591210
haha what's wrong with videogames la?
>>52591230
She looks like she's made of really cheap plastic
>>52591230
Doing a depression lads. Forgot how much I hate my family.
Aww
>>52591230
horrendously vile
>>52591242
the problem there is that a lot of the tech that will be developed for a new war would be far more specialised and precisional than WWII or WWI. you'd be creating a lot of shit with minimal practical use outside of warfare, unlike say revolutionising the plane as in WWI and WWII
>>52591259
>>52591286
leave it out lads
>>52591332
dunno, i think we could crack cloaking technology and possibly teleportation, maybe even space travel could become viable
>the gym
hi good morning
bit cold out
irish weather
sun is out though
hopefully it'll....warm up a bit
on my home now from dublin
sixth time this week
um...yep
in a fields service station now
go see can i get some food
alright
dunno what the rest of the day i'll do
just see how it goes
talk to you again
bye
>>52591378
i'm certain they'd crack cloaking technology. that has no functional use to civilians, and would probably be highly illegal and close guarded for years.
i mean they only released documents on the blackbird like 15 years ago and that was designed in the 60's.
>>52591254
Did you go to the public house yesterday lad?
Umm, sorta need brits to rate my brit acent? lol
Can you tell it's fake?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1swKrqR2aTQ
it's almost here lads
doing a naked lady video watch
>exactly, which is why we need world war 3 asap
>if nothing else it will give our generation something to fight for besides retarded sjw shit
who /spending xmas and nye alone on 4chan/ here?
>>52591477
LONDON
>>52591492
>gif
fuck off
>>52591477
fuck off paki
>>52591285
Wageslave, haha, your boss has taken the day off!
>>52591436
>that has no functional use to civilians
i beg to differ
which is to say, i'd use it to sneaking into women's changing rooms and watch girl's tits
got a frighteningly sexy body lads
playing adventure capitalist on the toilet and also doing a /brit/post at the same time as well
>>52591543
that's what I mean though. the only uses for it would make it highly illegal.
you'd see massive improvements in things like jet propulsion also but yeah idk
>>52591568
Shag me PLEASE?
>>52591454
nah stayed in, matey isn't too happy desu
but it turned out my sister was going out to the same pub we were and i didn't want to get messy like lionel if she was around. not sure why.
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>>52591495
Merry Christmas anon, I got you a (You), I hope it's what you wanted!
>adventure capitalist
>>52591599
tfw 4 (you)s
>>52591535
He was working from home actually
We spent the whole morning playing Quake 3, and now I'm on my way home
>>52591599
All me, Merry Christmas.
a living body is not a fixed thing but a flowing event
>>52591599
5 (You)s thanks la!
>>52591599
>tfw 4500 (You)'s
it's a christmas miracle
>>52591599
all me
>>52591643
>gif
fuck off
>>52591477
Not bad, something a bit off about it though.
You sound like a young, upper-middle class schoolboy.
Merry Christmas guys.
good morning lads
if all the Eton Tories who went to Harrow school had gone to comprehensives then perhaps we'd still have the grammar schools actually
>>52591599
cheers senpai
we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a marry christmas
we wish you a marry christmas
and a happy new year
watching back to the future part 2
I need to go to work and my farts smell.
>>52591599
>getting himself probably b& just to give people (you)s
so selfless :')
>>52591599
not a single one of these were me
american bread is truly disgusting
20 man up for the big DESIGNATED curry tonight lads
BYOB so i'm on the Tyskies
I'm very cosmopolitan
>>52591785
Sorry Santa must have forgot!
Here, have one on me.
>>52591762
if you think about it, christmas is ultimately a jewish holiday because jews profit the most from consumerism because jews own everything
mum just asked me if i wanted to go out and get some fresh air
why would i say yes
>Yanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyl84N__cK8
my gf has had to go on an emergency business trip with her boss to London lads. back tomorrow morning though.
what xmas films can i watch with her kids? dont really know any 2bh
>>52591596
cute!
cuuuuuuute!
>>52591816
because she expects you not to be a mentally ill autistic recluse.
>>52591816
to take the piss
>>52591806
there were actually 10 (You)s for me in that post, you just got scammed sucker
Rule number one of 4chan and life in general: Never trust an Australian
MEMORIES FADE
BUT THE SCARS STILL LINGER
>>52591859
you swine!
>>52591827
home alone 2
>>52591857
if she needed me to help with shopping or something i would have said yes but i'm not going outside for the sake of not being inside what's the point
>muh fresh air
open the window
All I want for Christmas is (You)
>>52591859
Looks like someone will be on the naughty list next year...
>>52591915
like i said, you're probably a mentally ill autist so you don't understand why people enjoy spending time with their family and going on walks.
dont worry, not everyone can be a healthy functional human and im sure you're mother accepted long ago that youre a disappointment to her.
>>52591938
Merry Christmas
>>52591667
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WE6MlaCsCd
>>52591827
Sounds a bit suspect la...
>>52591938
\Here you go
Merry christmas
>>52591827
How old are the kids?
Swear there is a fallout new Vegas thread everyday on /v/
>>52591981
MY BLOODY DICK
want to quickly raise £10k by doing medical trials
problem is they can't take anyone who has abused alcohol or drugs in the past year and I've drank every single day om 2015, they're just saying that to be on the safe side right? it doesn't actually matter? i can give up for a few weeks if there's thousands at stake
>>52591827
nice
I like it
>>52591981
>>52591968
>if you don't like x you're a mentally ill autist
k
>>52592003
fuck off paki slut, i don't want your muslim (You)s
>>52592022
on the cross
>>52592022
nah i'd say it's more to do with the potential for liver toxicity
>>52592022
well i imagine medical scientists will be rather thorough and take various samples to determine if you're lying or not instead of relying on a degenerate addict's word.
>>52591915
how often do you leave the house?
Why is there an Egyptian in the thread
It's A Wonderful Life is an in an hour lads, fancy watching it together? :3
MEMORIES FADE
BUT THE SCARS STILL LINGEEEEEERRRRR
>52592056
Okai
.-.
>>52592083
every day
i'm a normie with a job
Lads do any of you use face moisturisers?
I've got hella dark rings round my eyes and look tired in general.
>>52592022
wait, you can get money by letting doctors do shit to you?
they do anything weird or painful like sticking wires up your dick?
>>52591981
some words sound a little off, but you sound good.
You sound posh but I like that.
Going Morrsions in abit lads to get the last of the xmas shopping.
>>52592055
no, i specficially mentioned exercise and social participation - you know, the things you stated in your original post?
and i can assure you that most people who actively avoid those things do have something wrong with them.
nice strawman response though
>>52592125
>hella
FOY and moisturisers wont get rid of bags
>>52592125
Try getting a better sleep schedule la
Wag1 lads
Need to get out of bed and go get christmas cards for my entire family desu
>>52592148
>Not Waitrose
wew
>>52592148
Good luck mate, everything is sold out
>>52592158
Try sucking my dick
having a (vegan) meal
>>52592115
dropkick the cunt then
>>52592149
does walking actually count as exercise
Still waiting in the barbers lads
Really not happy about this
>Tfw no cosplay gf
>>52592162
>giving cards to people you see in person
Never got this 2bh
>I want you to notcie
>when I'm not around
>you're so fucking special
>I wish I was special...
>>52592158
>>52592154
Cheers boys
>>52592180
Rude, enjoy your panda eyes bitch.
>>52592194
Lol dickhead
>>52592130
usually you just take some experimental pills that may or may not cause multiple organ failure, and you can earn £2000 for one trial lasting a week
>>52592190
No since you stay stationary during walking
GOODBYE MY FRIEND
WILL I EVER LOVE AGAIN
>>52592170
Aint going Waitrose mate its too far out of the way. Only going Morrisons because its on the way to my parents.
>>52592177
Only want some scotch for the oldman.
>>52592203
Same, but everyone else has got them apparently so it'd be rude not to do the same
>>52592190
of course. some of the best exercise you can do. easy on the joints, great for your cardiovascular health and improves mental wellbeing.
>>52592194
wahey cya mate
utter twat
>>52592201
I'd imagine 80% of them are fatties and 98% of them are (wo)man-children.
Who's your favourite star wars character?
>>52592217
noice
where do i sign up
>>52592222
>waitrose
fuck off holder of extraordinary wealth
>>52592232
well it's the only kind of exercise I get in that case
>>52592248
Fuckk off. We're not starting a Star Wars thread.
>>52592248
the high ground
>>52592248
Mary sue
>he doesn't shop at Waitrose
plebs out
Just one more day to go until I can say, "It's 365 days until Christmas and people have already got their lights up"
>>52592149
>you know, the things you stated in your original post?
i mentioned neither
>actively avoid
i'm not though, i just don't see the point of doing it for the sake of doing it
if there was a practical reason like shopping i would have said yes
>do you want to get some fresh air for no reason
>anything other than saying yes under any circumstance makes you a mentally ill autist
>>52592183
can't she's actually gone out shopping now
if i had known she just wanted me to help with shopping i would have said yes lol
What do you drink on Christmas lads?
Champagne (when everyone arrives) -> beer (before the meal) -> wine (with the meal) -> maybe whisky later on during card games etc.
Big day of drinking 2bh
>>52592248
Obi 'Good Friend' Wan
either that or my exile character in Kotor2
The .gs admin is a bit of a cunt
>>52592295
Vodka
>>52592279
sounds like banter
CHRISTMAS CHOOOOOOOOOOOOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APSHgvTplR8
BRAP BRAP BRAP
>>52592263
im sure theres some lovely walks in Ireland.
a nice brisk walk in the countryside is literally brilliant for your health.
>>52592295
madman!
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/dec/17/why-star-wars-is-a-political-force-to-be-reckoned-with
While the original trilogy was pretty evolved in gender terms, if not at all diverse, the later three films are rife with stereotypes. Jar Jar Binks is famous for the tang of racism in his conception – his accent is plainly Jamaican, or Jafaican, if you prefer – and there’s a forelock-tugging slave-subtext that is crass because it’s unaddressed. Sure, have slaves, if they’re going to have dignity and fight for their own agency – like Anakin, for instance. But borrowing the cliches of a slave portrayal, and draping them over a character who is basically a bit thick, lacks the sophistication that one associates with Lucas.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/smmack/
>>52592279
Fuck off Dad
>>52591599
Thank you
Someone called rasheed commented on my blog lel
Not Christmas without world war three breaking out after a heated political argument between yer Marxist dad and ur Tory maw
>>52592295
Soft drinks only
>>52592301
It's literally just /r/unitedkingdom with an imageboard UI over the top, what did you expect?
>>52592349
*holds up sp0rk*
>>52592279
i like how you took into account that 2016 is a leap year, very observant
>>52592350
You getting KFC tomorrow senpai?
>>52592349
tfw both parents hate labour and vote conservative, but have been voting UKIP recently
>>52592349
I'm a communist btw
>>52592322
shame I don't live in the country side but yah
I like walks in the park and walking home from town to save money
Absolutely fucked on lyrica what a lovely christmasw eve
>>52592295
Don't like drinking with my family at all desu, so probably not a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6otjCKg594
thumbs up if you were the lad on the beanbag
>>52592295
Get some based Stroh (if you can find it)
loving these pro-Christian messages from the Queen and big Dave 2bh. im not a christian but its the best religion by far.
just hope it leads to further action against the mudslime menace.
>>52592383
Yes
>>52592144
Thank you! :3
>>52592449
You don't celebrate Christmas do you Chung?
>>52592454
alright baz
>>52592449
utterly cucked by the yanks. funny as fuck.
breaking out the johnnie walker blue at xmas dinner
also got some duty free special version when i flew in from new york, not expecting it to be any good
>>52592486
When you don't have a gf, no
https://twitter.com/SarahFletcher27/status/679959197715402752
JUST
>>52592490
I wasn't talking to you tho irish-kun >_<
Th-that's rude
>>52592493
I was drinking that in the bar at work on Tuesday. First time i'd had Johnie Walker and i really liked it.
>>52592491
and you eat turkey, that native bird to britain yeah good lad
How do you even do that
>>52592527
WUZ
>>52592527
Happy Birthday Ed, have a good one :)
>>52592524
What about mum and dad?
>>52592491
Brits don't eat KFC?
I guess KFC chicken is better than British chicken and chips though
>this melt and her 'english' accent
>>52592557
Ah, yes
We eat Christmas things like turkey
>>52592454
where did your friend go in the UK?
In the North there are just disgusting accents.
feeling problematic lads
>>52592553
Pensioner in an automatic perhaps.
>>52592605
How about Scouse?
