Who baby jesus master race here?
>>52590426
here m8
>mfw bloody northerners believe in coca cola merchandise man bringing presents
>>52590426
Our santa is GOAT
>conflating Santa with Jesus
heresy Tbh
>>52590557
>nowadays mostly portrayed by an old bearded man
>forsaking your historical autism
at least Iceland is still hella memey
>christmas lads
come to think of it, I remember being told that in some regions in italy, kids get told that they get presents from a witch.
Not sure if true
>>52590557
tfw had goat santa one year
>>52590728
found it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Befana
>>52590638
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Knut%27s_Day
"On Nuutinpäivä, there has been a tradition somewhat analogous to modern Santa Claus, where young men dressed as a goat (Finnish: Nuuttipukki) would visit houses. Usually the dress was an inverted fur jacket, a leather or birchbark mask, and horns. Unlike Santa Claus, Nuuttipukki was a scary character (cf. Krampus). The men dressed as Nuuttipukki wandered from house to house, came in, and typically demanded food from the household and especially leftover alcoholic beverages."
>tfw you'll never go house to house dressed as a goat getting shit faced for free
>>52590763
what?
>>52590426
Reporting in, as usual you see the Saupriesse with a diffrent name.
>John Chimney
Fucking welsh I swear to Christ. Brits should've killed them off ages ago
>>52590426
Santa seems to be replacing Father Christmas here, fucking Americanisation.
>Christmas Log
nice try, we all know it's called the poo log
Gwiazdor - Star
it's Starman like Moonman not a fucking Star
but our Grandfather Frost not walking alone
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snegurochka
>>52590426
Based luxembourg surrounded by barbarians
Lichtenstein have baby jesus too right?
>>52591060
yes, they have. I wonder what happened in Slovenia
>>52590426
>Дeдo Mpaз
>Дaдo Mpaз
In russian "мpaзь" means "scum"
>>52591407
STOP RIGHT THERE CHRISTMAS SCUM
>>52591239
Probably cucked by yugo
>>52590426
We used to be baby Jesus tho
>>52590770
It's equal to St.nicolas
I thought Polish people had the baby jesus deliver them gifts as well.
That's what one of them told me.
>>52591239
Communism.
And communism bringed frosty man.
After communism we got coca Cola guy aka božiček.
However we still have krampus and St.nicolas
>Turkey
>Europe
>Turkey
>Christmas
>>52590426
We are literally South German master race. Let me get my Lederhose so that I can properly jodel on the top of a moun-... oh
>Joulupukki
>literally a Christmas goat
>Finland has even managed to turn their Christmas into a meme
So Teemu Pukki's surname means "goat" does it?
>>52591911
Just very small region close to czech borders have baby jesus
>>52592139
Is that where Silesia is? I think that's where she was from.
>>52592171
Yup
>>52592171
Yes.
>tfw no banter with the Christmas Lads
>>52590426
Why doesn't Germany split between the North and South once for all?
>>52593192
'no'
>>52593249
>>52593307
Man, Germany looking pretty skinny these days.
Needs to bulk up.
>>52592099 Thats right. Thomas Goat
lads
>>52590426
Kerstman/Weihnachtsmann/Julemanden is literally Santa Claus btw.
In The Netherlands Sinterklaas is still more popular than the Kerstman, he's the americanised meme version of our traditional Sinterklaas
>>52593412
Christmas
>>52590426
>Christmas lads
oi wanka, you been gabbin' shite 'bout me again or wot
>>52593412
>>52593497
SVEINAR
>tfw the only other person in the country posts in the same thread as you
>>52593600
Go and wave to him from the window.
>>52593343
DAS RITE
needs more syrian refugees
>>52594293
typical of poland to mention refugees in a threa like this
>>52593412
wew
guys what do you want for christmas present?
>>52596735
Socks.
>>52596735
gf
>>52596735
some money so I can buy a PSTV and the Atelier games and maybe a new pair of pants because I've been wearing the same for 10 years
>>52593192
not true tho
>>52596735
dubs
>>52596962
just get them on Vita
>>52597141
I don't have a Vita and I don't like handhelds much, I feel they are too easy to get dirty and too easy to break.
>>52596735
qt bf
>>52590426
"Baby Jesus brings gifts" is some Africa-tier shit
How can Jesus still be a baby? What is be doing bringing gifts?
Every other Christmas tradition very wisely avoids theological interference.
>>52597260
there's nothing comfier than playing in bed.
>>52597334
I have a TV right next to my bed
>>52590426
>Christmas Daddy
That's pretty gay senpai.
>>52590864
found the buttmad americuck
>but m-muh-muh american traditions!!
>Christmas log
This is what Catalonians actually believe brings them presents.
>>52590426
Is Iceland a very popular holiday spot for Brits?
>>52590518
In Belgium and the Netherlands we have both Saint Nicolas and the "Christmas man".
>>52590426
Božić Bata not Deda Mraz
>>52596735
brazillian shemale
>>52597328
its christmas miracle faggot
>you will never get bantered by christmas lads
>>52597328
The birth of Jesus created a ripple in time-space, which periodically reaches its resonance peak every year on the 24th of December, allowing us to view information from the past, aka Jesus in a baby form.
