What kind of gifts did you get for you're qt gf, /int/?
My lonesome tears
>>52590425
the eternal gift of perfection
reality would taint her
Unicorn horns and angel feathers.
>Adidas tracksuit jacket
Im trying to turn her into my slutty chav qt
>>52590671
>Anonymous 2 minutes ago No.5259
lingerie and 5 night stay in Barcelona for both of us
Ethereal immaterium
>>52590797
Kinda like that, but she does look like a stupid bimbo.
>gf
>imblying
>>52590425
A teddy bear, some chocolates, a nice card and my hoodie
poorfag, but she liked it :3
>>52590425
>My Dog The Paradox (book)
>Dr Who Mad Libs
>Exploding Kittens (card game, NSFW edition)
>a rose gold pen
She just got a big promotion, so the pen is a nod to that.
>>52590425
I got her a build-a-bear reindeer the meows because she likes cats
>>52590889
>that flag
>that pic
>>52590425
The girl I like gave me a nice christmas card, I didn't get her anything.
>>52590929
Sounds sweet, anon. I'll bet she loved it so much that she licked your jingle balls.
>>52591064
Go over there with some Chocolate and tampons
Trust me, fellow Håkon
>>52591064
Are there restaurants open on Christmas? Take her out, anon.
>>52591111
>>52591112
She's with her family, maybe I'll get her something on New Years.
>>52591111
Quads speak undeniable truth. Melt the chocolates into a fondue, dip the tampons in it, and throw them at her.
>>52591030
USA is taking our rights to post memes too
>>52590425
>>52590671
>>52590843
>>52590865
>>52590929
>>52590980
>>52591028
>>52591064
>>52591111
>>52591112
>>52591140
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF NORMALFAGS
My gf told me that I'm her biggest gift
So I saved some money this year
normies pls you have your gfs literally right next to you
go away
>>52590425
>forgot to buy anything
oh shit. Any suggestions /int/? I'm poor btw.
>>52591216
you naive fool. She didn't mean literally
>>52590425
>What kind of gifts did you get for you're qt gf, /int/?
Tickets for a concert, and Jesus fuck were they expensive. I'll never understand the point of going to concerts when perfectly well recorded cd exist, but eh.
>>52591216
must be a big guy
>>52591306
Oh I have some books and scarf but nithing fency like last year
>>52591028
>build a bear
>not vermont teddy
Are you even trying?
>>52591159
Kek
I'm sorry. That wasn't very kind of me. Merry Christmas, Palestinianon! I hope your new year is full of love, and devoid of explosives.
>>52591171
>>52591244
>>>/r9k/
And I don't have a girlfriend... She's my wife! Hey hey!
>>52591269
>lives in Slovenia
Take her outside, Janez.
Or let her peg you. Girls love that.
>>52590865
That's no way to talk about your gf.
What should I get her for New Years though?
Keep in mind she's not my actual gf
>>52591390
>let her peg you, girls love that
I wish...
Guess it'll have to be a walk and a beer
I arranged for her parents to take care of the kids for a weekend while we go to a spa resort up in the mountains.
>>52591390
It's alright m8
Merry Christmas to you as well, full of burgers, and devoid of mass shootings.
>>52591390
>vermont teddy
I have zero idea what the fuck that is and if I did it's unlikely I'd have been able to buy one all the way up here in not vermont
>>52591467
booze
>>52591572
She doesn't drink.
>>52591572
>I have zero idea what the fuck that is and if I did it's unlikely I'd have been able to buy one all the way up here in not vermont
Have you heard of google? It's pretty great.
>>52591467
You give gifts for new years in Norway? Weird.
>>52591787
Not really, she gave me a nice card, I didn't give her anything and I like her a lot.
>>52591821
Oh if it's just a return, be sure to keep it small, it's embarrassing to receive disproportionate gifts.
>>52591860
I hate having to do this kind of stuff, it always gets awkward. I almost wish she hadn't given me anything.
Got myself two bottles of white bacardi and I'm going to drink them alone
No family, friends, gf, tree, dinner or midnight mass etc.
Maybe I'll get some coke, so even I can have white Christmas :^)
chocolates for her and her mum. and i was thinking of buying her a pair of headsets too.
>>52591439
>this fucking tripfaggot again
And I was enjoying this thread...
>>52591529
Nice.
>>52591572
>Vermont
>not a Canadian province
>not Quebec's southern colony
Coulda fooled me.
>>52591571
:3
>>52591926
iktf
It gets easier the more you get to know the person, though. I think that's the point.
>>52591997
I've known her for nearly a decade though.
>>52592026
Knowing someone by proximity is not the same as really getting to know them. When you've lived together for a decade, then you might really know them.
>>52591926
>I hate having to do this kind of stuff
I know that feel, I've been in my current relationship for years and it's still awkward to think of gifts. It always feel like an imposition to me. It doesn't help that my gf is some kind of sherlock holmes of gifts (I swear to god she must be snooping on my pc or something) so I always feel like my own to her aren't adequate in comparison.
>>52591997
>REEEEEEEEEEEE YOUR TRIP MAKES ME ANGRY!! STAHP IT!!!!!
>>52592254
No, it's not your trip that bothers me. It's you that I don't like.
>>52592105
I've shared a bed with her on and off too, I think I know her pretty well.
I'm just afraid of showing it or coming on too strong I guess. Feels kinda weird to be nervous about approaching a girl who's already had my penis in her mouth.
>>52592165
What kind of stuff do you usually get for her?
Candles, a book, enough chocolate to feed a small nation, cute knickknacks
>>52592338
Well it's not the end of the world. Merry Christmas.
>>52590929
Kako /gf/, brate? Ne mogu biti svoj, pls send help
>>52591140
You should.
Think about it, you dont give gift to random people.
She probally thinks that you dont like her.
You have to take her out on New Years eve, and then you go
>Here is your present
You can either kiss her or whip out your dik, depending on how shitfaced you both are
>>52590797
ruined
>>52591269
Of fuck, Same here
And I really don't want to go to mall
>>52592399
Kill yourself
>>52590425
nothing at all
she got me two scarves
>tfw you don't know much about jewelry
>tfw one of your gifts will be a painting
>>52592511
>Painting
What kind?
Made it yourself?
>>52592359
>What kind of stuff do you usually get for her?
This year, concert tickets. Last year, jewelry but it was a special occasion.
The years before that minor things because I didn't have an income yet: a scarf, bottle of perfume (she liked that, because I got the right one without asking [like I didn't see the bottle in her bathroom]), cheap accessories like pendants, bracelets ans shit (she still wears the first one I gave her, the others I never see anymore so they must have been shit). It's a chore I tell you, I was never the gift type of person, I'm the kind of guy who always asked relatives for cash. Well but it is so nice to see her happy and smiling, almost makes it worth it.
>>52592511
>>52592511
PICASSO
>>52592850
>I was never the gift type of person, I'm the kind of guy who always asked relatives for cash. Well but it is so nice to see her happy and smiling, almost makes it worth it.
iktf
>>52592944
>>52592850
I wish nordic autism wasn't a thing, feelings and shit are so hard.
>lie with her in bed once
>I like you so much anon, I want to stay like this forever
>Yep! Uh-huh, okay. I have to go take a shit!
>jump out of bed and run to bathroom while trying to contain spaghetti
a glove
>>52593100
>I have to go take a shit!
I will never understand why some people feel the need to share that kind of information.
>>52593140
I just needed an excuse to leave, I didn't even actually have to.
>>52590425
a cat shaped plastic shelf, a cat plush, a Celebrations chocolate mix, a watch, and the book So This Is Permanence (she's big Joy Division fan)
>>52593100
>I have to take a shit
Why the fuck would you ever say this.
>>52593328
Because autismo.
It's not like she's much better herself, she used to text me compliments and shit when I was in the same room because she couldn't get herself to say it.
>>52593164
>I just needed an excuse to leave
Why even. You're in bed with your cuddling with you SO, that's fucking bliss. If I didn't have more than one painful memory of dead arms, I'd wish to fall asleep like that every fucking night.
>>52593126
>a glove
>poortugal
>>52593365
>SO
Woah buddy, that's some big words.
And I don't think you appreciate just how autistic a lot of us are.
>mfw no gf
>mfw no money to waste
>mfw lots of monies only for me and myself
>>52592447
>btc
kill me nao
vrjetn je najbolš kšn ferrero roche al pa kej
>>52593461
>Woah buddy, that's some big words.
Oh that's the problem then. You're just not in love.
When you'll find the right girl, you won't have these problems anymore.
>>52593481
>mfw married
>mfw dual income household
>mfw better tax rate
>>52593692
I am though, I have been for years.
>>52593365
>Why even. You're in bed with your cuddling with you SO, that's fucking bliss. If I didn't have more than one painful memory of dead arms, I'd wish to fall asleep like that every fucking night.
>SO
>dead arms
>memories
Alright, Campana, time to go back to the grave
>>52593823
Sucks to be you then, your autism is just making you lose one of the best parts of being in love.
Fucking nordick autism, I thought it was just a meme. Do danes count as nordicks for autism purposes? I know some and they're not cold people at all.
>>52593962
Is there a reference I should get here, or did I just use the wrong term? I mean when you put pressure on a nerve for a long time and your arm goes numb and then it's 10000 needles time when the numbness goes.
>>52594110
Now I understand your sentence. The above one looks like you are ready to give your dying breath to us
Perhaps it wasn't even intended for me to understand since I don't have an ounce of passion you seem to present
>>52594110
>>52594208
>>52593365
yeah, I kind of got the impression someone died in your embrace more than once there...
A necklace with the co-ordinates of the spot where we first met
>all these people have a gf
>>52594110
Not all of us are like this of course.
Though danes in general are quite a bit more continental in the way they act, they've lived rather closely and in cities for longer than most of us, who are descended from subsistence farmers and fishermen.
>>52594327
Smooth, la'
>
>>52594301
Italians...
>>52594301
>I kind of got the impression someone died in your embrace more than once there
Top kek, cuddle of death.
>>52594402
Yeah I think I did well on that one.
She tried to guess what it was and the clue I gave her was 'nautical' and she said necklace at one point so I said no and said yes when she said GPS.
She thinks I'm getting her a car Sat Nav for christmas. Neither of us own a car.
>>52592410
[spoiler]Upoznao sam ju preko Tindera jer sam i ja autista inače, pa mi je to malo pomoglo[/spoiler]
>>52594509
Au, ma ne bih tinderašicu...morat ću probati nešto, ipak vjerujem da nisu naše tinderašice jednake američkim tinderelama...(?)
>>52594476
>She thinks I'm getting her a car Sat Nav for christmas. Neither of us own a car.
Hah
>>52591064
You fucked up Håvard
>>52594568
Naše ti ne traže jebu preko toga (barem mislim) pa ima šanse da upoznaš neku dobru curu
>>52594663
Bog te blagoslovio i mnogo seksa ti želim za ove blagdane
>>52594712
Ništa od toga, gf mi otišla u Ameriku da vidi prijatelje neke i pustila me ovdje do 4.1
>>52592570
No, it is a painting of Cannes from Cannes. It resembles a painting my girlfriend has of Biarritz.
>>52594759
Otiđi i ti negdje, k'o ga jebe
>>52590425
A new pair of gloves so I won't have such rough skin anymore.
>>52590425
I got her a new phone(Nexus 6P), some book about a cat named Bob, and a ticket for me and her to New York in april.
>>52593387
>the joke
>you
>>52591159
Do you hate Jews?
Is the Hamas popular?
Are you able to travel?
What if you want to go to University?
Do you believe in god?
>>52593760
mfw when I am 20 and rich, and tonight I am going to get laid with a hot girl after a great dinner with my friends in the best city of the world.
>>52595796
dumb frogposter
Fuckdoll of her body.
>>52596565
dem tits though
>>52590425
A cashmere sweater, a pair of slipper bootie things and some Christmas socks because her feet are always cold.
>>52595466
>Normonies
bought her a kindle, hope she likes it
>>52595466
RICHFAGS RAUS
>>52591269
Chocolates
Bake her something
AIDS
