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>tfw no gf who would dress in sexy christmas themed costumes for you and make you pudding

>>52590092
Depends on the pudding

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>>52589936
>tfw no bf

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>tfw no gf
>tfw meet two people over the net from a different country who would happily be your gf

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>tfw no dirty kike gf

It's almost customary that couples fuck on Christmas eve day here. *feel intensifies*

>>52590211
she looks like a fur-less rat

>>52590150
i'll be your bf

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>10yo girl in the in-law talking to my brother
>"anon doesn't have a gf, that means we're both virgin"
>brother sides reach Mars
>"well yeah, we both doesn't have someone we love, so we're virgin"
>mfw

>>52590365
not sure if I'm the only one but if you look at most people for a long time, they usually resemble a certain animal. I look like a crocodile, for one...

>>52590371
You're on the other side of the world though...
Also I'm not a girl btw.