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1乙
I'm a big beautiful black English teacher who don't need no man
what is the big deal? I am going to japan to teach english, and I want to live there permanently.
I will get a japaenese GF easily because I am white, it's the truth. The japanese females saying they hate white men in this thread are liars.
Will you be my bf, anon?
>>52586569
Do you like foreskin?
>>52586549
I know you just banter other naive japanese to be conspicuous in the thread for getting ankers.
乙
>>52586599
Don't ask me such perverse things!
>>52586539
let's toast to that.
>Only 7hours till end of chrisrmas eve
>no gf
>"its 2015"
How do I get gf in <7 houra
>>52586569
yes
>>52586569
うるせー
ばーか
>>52586569
But veggie, we've been boyfriends for a year now. Remember when you dressed like this just for Anon-kun?
>>52586642
Are you going to buy a nice Christmas present and treat with a nice Christmas dinner for a girl you know for less than 7 hours?
You are generous. I'd be your gf.
>>52586674
I don't have a penis, my German friend.
夕食
レモンチキン
小松菜とシーチキンのサラダ
キャベツと揚げの味噌汁
ご飯
白湯
あの刀の持ち方だけで殺陣をちゃんと学んでないってすぐわかる
merry christmas
>>52586698
普段の食事っっっw
>>52586577
>I just wanted to say that most of jp girls are not interested in having a foreign bf.
>Only STD gaijin hunter whores are interested.
>mfw tsunderes actually exist
i thought they were just in anime
>>52586690
You are man.
Time to walk Marunouchi lighting.
>>52586674
A boy not having a date is like wandering in the desert looking for water.
A girl not having a date is like wondering which one to drink in front of a vending machine.
>>52586718
Gross af
Stop posting your poop
>>52586697
That's okay, I love you even if you don't have a penis.
>>52586718
Merry Christmas, Takkun!
Is this your Christmas dinner? Turkey or chicken?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VIAU6FqpP0
日本人よ、いいクリスマスイブを
愛してるよ
>>52586753
Please say it again in Japanese
>>52586766
<3
Xmas party
http://www.showroom-live.com/upupgirls
>>52586718
nice pan you got there.
>>52586778
はいどうぞ
女の言う「彼氏できない」は自販機の前でどれにするか悩んでる状態で男の言う「彼... http://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q1410525159
>>52586779
so~ since it's Christmas eve and all.. are you going to wear special lingerie tonight ;))))))))))))))))))
ほほほはようございます。
>Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1
>80% off (5,59€)
> http://store.steampowered.com/app/282900/
Is this good for learning Japanese?
>>52586830
No way!
>>52586769
ofcourse it's chicken
in the first place there is no turkey in japan
it costs 2kg=800yen cheapest chicken chest but tastes good^^
>>52586788
ドンキで2400円だった
T-fal買うか相当迷ったが
サイズの問題と蓋付きということでこちらを買った
結果的に正解だったと思う
what do i have to do to live in japan permanently?
will my english teaching company let me?
>>52586853
おはようポルトガルくん
>>52586919
No
>>52586919
>permanently
Why would you want to be confined in one place forever? Don't be so boring, anon!
>>52586903
It's okay, then I will wear it for you :3
>>52586946
why not? are you an english teacher
>>52586979
but i want to live in japan forever, i don't fit in in england
今日は皆さんの血税でハンデルスゴールドという葉巻を買って
一人カラオケでブランキーと甲斐バンド熱唱してきた
羨ましいですか?
羨ましいですか?
そんでチキンステーキで部屋がすげえニンニク臭い
>>52587002
No
>>52587019
>ハンデルスゴールドという葉巻
すまん。うらやむほど葉巻に詳しくないんだ…
>>52587002
>but i want to live in japan forever
Try living here for a year then decide.
You'll fucking break like they all do, notice how there are no white old men in japan
>>52587002
You live in Japan continuously for 5 years with stable employment, you'll be entitled to apply for the Japanese PR.
>>52586991
Why are Germans so weird?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks4leszCcmQ
>>52587102
5? I thought it was 10
>>52587147
When will you get a boyfriend and stop sexually harassing us poor nihongosure posters?
>>52587157
日本語会話学校を終える後でソマリアに戻るつもりですか?
>>52587024
>Appearance is never even a factor.
Related to that, but not really:
Is "bad boy" archetype popular with Japanese girls? You always hear girls say they want a 優しい人, but is it the truth?
>>52587147
It's not weird it's our culture. How are you being so insensitive ; ;
>>52587028
what do you do in japan?
>>52587095
i haven't been, but i know for a fact it's better than the UK
>>52587102
5 years is a short time
>>52587146
違います!
専門学校を入るつもりです!
>>52587157
Ah, you're right.
5 years are the special cases.
2 原則10年在留に関する特例
(1)日本人,永住者及び特別永住者の配偶者の場合,実態を伴った婚姻生活が3年以上継続し,かつ,引き続き1年以上本邦に在留していること。その実子等の場合は1年以上本邦に継続して在留していること
(2)「定住者」の在留資格で5年以上継続して本邦に在留していること
(3)難民の認定を受けた者の場合,認定後5年以上継続して本邦に在留していること
(4)外交,社会,経済,文化等の分野において我が国への貢献があると認められる者で,5年以上本邦に在留していること
>>52587157
I think the years on student visa can't be counted in that 5 years period though.
>>52587095
I know a white old man in Japan.
He is always wandering in the forest alone.
>>52587206
10 years. Sorry.
You marry a Japanese girl then it'd be 3 years.
thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqkJBBVYZik
>>52587146
www
>>52587236
Yes, that is true
I am going to be an alien forever
>>52587206
I buy loli porn
>>52587147
As a cute American girl of German descent, you should know why.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKvYDpmSX2Y
>>55555555
www
>>52587206
'better than uk'
It will depend on your taste whether you will feel so or not,you know.
>>52587242
Is his name Gary?
旦那帰って来たけど熱があるので寝かせてきた
クリスマスディナーをぼっちで食べてるなう
Does Japan have teleshopping? I like how at first they're selling this really awesome knife for like $50 BUT if you call right now, you'll get a whole of the awesome knives for the same price. I don't think I'll ever forget Horst Fuchs and his Henkelbach.
And on another note, I still haven't slept.
クリぼっち?
>>52587401
No.
C W Nichols
>>52587323
I think I finally understand now.
>クリぼっち
クリスマスに、ひとりぼっち
>>52587458
こたつにパソコンとか快適やん
>>52587453
Yeah,
And if you call in 30minutes, you will get another stuff for the same price blah blah blah
>>52587453
In kyoto we have a dedicated channel to it.
HEY KID, WANA BUY A STEAM MOP
>>52587428
Why is a married woman on 4chan? I find that so weird.
>>52587586
She's bad at making up a story.
>>52586569
veggie, we know you don't want a bf.
>>52587492
It's probably the same reason why Japanese people and Germans are bff
>>52587651
While America is busy fighting for the world peace, we had a plenty of time to produce good cars and good hentai porn.
>>52587651
I have to print this pic on a shirt b4 I go to nippon
>>52587586
Anything wrong with it?
>>52587627
True story desu
>>52587368
no i know for a fact, i can't find a job here, and i can in japan. plus i have been learning about japanese culture so i will intergrate.
>>52587706
Good idea. That's going to protect you from Muslim bombers all along your journey.
>>52587651
そんなにハロー言われるのが嫌だったか
>tfw you want anime to be killed in 2020 so weeaboos stop coming and making incorrect statements how great your country is
>>52587741
>i will intergrate
no gaijin does...but that's the beauty of living in Japan.
we treat guests better than the locals.
>>52587323
Is this 60s?
>>52587769
>we treat guests better than the locals.
Implying
>>52587769
no, i will integrate and speak japanese
Any tips for picking up gay guys in Japan? Had some luck when I was there a few months ago but Japanese guys are really shy. I know a slutty bi Japanese guy from a noble family but he turned me down ;_;
>tfw no qt samurai bf
>>52587518
>>52587555
I can't imagine a dedicated channel - who would even watch that?
Or that stuff where callers phone in answers to stupid questions and every single time the phone rings, the caller is a total idiot, also the call costs are really high.
>>52587511
I myself prefer the comfort of a nice chair
知り合いのイギリス人はアメリカ人に間違われるの本気で嫌がってた
>>52587809
why do you have to leave?
I've heard dole is quite generous in the UK.
>>52587753
>そんなにハロー言われるのが嫌だったか
>Was this a disagreeable way of saying hello?
訳が違います、すみません、俺の日本語はやっぱりダメですね
>>52587780
1993
>>52586701
気持ち悪いな、お前
>>52587825
Go to a gay bar called GB in 2 chome, shinjuku.
It's supposed to be for potato and rice queens.
>>52587834
the dole is good, but i want a job, and i want to live in japan
>>52587857
He didn't like to be hailed "hello" that much?
>>52587191
Please, any girls here?
>>52587894
Can you think of any other skill that might help you make your own living in Japan?
I mean besides teaching English.
Turns out YeYe received her gift long ago already, she just never replied.
Maybe it creeped her out lmao bck
I sent her a merry Christmas message today and then she told me about it in the reply, but at least she said they recorded her TakuTaku show on the 20th and will most likely put it on a DVD which she will then send to me as a thank you.
A メリークリスマス to all of you in here as well.
>>52587896
で、でも、この人は本当に日本人ですと思いますw
>>52587905
Do you look like a bad boy yourself?
>>52587976
Anyone can be mistaken for a Murrican in front of a burger.
>>52587905
You don't ask girls those types of questions, because they don't know shit. You ask guys who get girls for advice.
>>52587954
メリークリトリス
>>52586746
Why did I do this?
This was a terrible idea.
There are couples everywhere.
>>52587936
i have an arts degree, i can only teach english. Is there something wrong with english teaching?
>>52588061
Your self esteem
>>52588061
teach them social justice desu
今日は家族と一緒に晩御飯を食べるつもりなの?
>>52588029
そうですね
>>52588061
>arts
you mean studio art?
>>52588121
Liberal arts
>>52588055
ほとんどボッチばっかやん
左のBBA with a white paper bag is your gf?
>>52588092
これから彼女と会って食べるよ( ^ ^ )
ワクワク
>>52588092
家族は離れたところに住んでる………
>>52588112
>camo jacket
>hamburger
asian-american desu
暖房つけなくてもずっと16度なんだけどなんで?
>>52588186
もげろwww
>>52587998
How does Russian taste ikura without soy sauce?
>>52588186
Sleeping pillow is not called a gf
>>52588189
I always think she looks Vietnamese, but I think she speaks Japanese
>>52588217
うち18℃だから安心して。
>>52588138
Better be linguistics or something.
>>52588259
お前んとこも暖房なしで18度?
>>52588248
Oh, she's a daughter of ex-chiyonofuji...
>>52588248
I don't know but she's gut enough to get schlange
>>52588248
Her Dad is a sumo wrestler?
>>52588112
こんなの綺麗に食べられるの?
アボガドこぼれそう
>>52588243
It's salted
>>52588314
This
>>52588078
what does that mean?
>>52588121
art history
>>52588314
Hip star.
>>52588354
こういうのは普通紙と一緒にもって食べるからこぼれたとしてもかみのなか
>>52588308
暖房なし。マンション。
>>52588337
Really?
>>52588354
What, you spilled your avocado over her beauty?
>>52588044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P-zXJ1qnpE
>>52588438
Yes, chiyonofuji
>>52588398
>art history
XD
>>52588398
>art history
hmmm... what are other graduates doing for living now?
>>52588438
I prefer to decorate avocadoes not spilled.
>>52588398
Are you younger than 30?
Are you young enough for working holidays in Japan?
>>52588522
i know, meme away.
>>52588539
only 1 has a job in art, the rest work in customer service, retail or are unemployed(like me)
>>52588587
i don't want a working holiday, i want to teach english in japan for the rest of my life.
>>52588621
That sounds like a depressing outlook on your future
guys think of the amazing christmasfuck nozomichad is going to get today..
>>52588621
It's not a good idea to move to another country if your only source of support is your potential employer.
>>52588684
teaching english is my best hope, i wouldnt mind living in japan forever, it's better than the UK
>>52588857
but japan is better than the UK
>>52588965
>japan is better than the UK
That's not true.
We just have better people, better food, better water, better seasons, better infrastructure... that's all.
Today was a tough day.
I just want to cuddle
Only qt girls or boys pls
>>52588965
Woof there or do unpaid (with free accommodation) work at a hostel with your 90 day visa first you pathetic weeb and see how Japan is
>>52589100
Are you the same kiwi guy who saved a good amount money for a trip to Japan but lost the contact with a girl who was supposed to be letting him stay at her place?
>>52589100
>tfw got hugged and kissed on a cheek today
>>52589113
>work at a hostel with your 90 day visa
that's so illegal.
>>52589079
UK has better music though
>>52589100
qt boy here!
>>52589145
No Im the kiwi who says "nth for my penis"
>>52589243
Oh, alright. Sorry penis.
>>52589079
it is a better country, i can teach english and integrate in to society and live there.
>>52589113
no, i only want to teach english, i believe it will be a fun but challenging job.
>>52589148
same here
by my mom
oh well, I'm still in bed
>>52589281
Alright you're trolling
>>52589148
normies out
>>52589349
Im too old to be kissed by my mum now
>>52589349
Did she hug and kiss you whilst you were in your bed? pretty hot, dude
>>52589393
Yeah but what advice would you give if he was serious?
A lot of people become an English teacher just to live in Japan.
>In a onahole shop on christmas
>>52589281
It's probably better to be young and unemployed in the UK than being an English teacher in Japan.
>>52589523
What's a good first onahole to buy?
>>52589414
>be kissed by my mum
Is there an age limit?
I have no idea. I haven't hugged and kissed by anyone for a very long time.
4chanってハロウィンでやってたみたいにクリスマス仕様のデザインにしたりするのか?
個人的にはあれ、うざかったんだがw
>>52589472
I would recommend the DREAMCRUSHER series
>>52589623
骸骨が怖かった
How is everyone on this fine Christmas Eve? Eaten any KFC yet?
>>52589667
Don't you want to move to an exotic place where girls admire you for your blond hair and blue eyes?
フランチャコルタを飲んでみたいから送ってきて
>>52589393
why does everyone keep calling me a troll?
>>52589534
no it isnt, i would love to live in japan
>>52589818
Well, why don't you post your TEFL cert then?
>"Anon, why do you want to spend your Christmas with an old woman like me?"
>>52589895
Oh...I have to register to browse the site?
>>52589895
Because I wanna fuc
>>52590042
Don't bother, it's called Japan Cupid, but actually it's mostly single Filipino mothers.
>Send messages to friends telling them to have a merry Christmas and happy holidays
>tfw they read it
>tfw they don't respond
>>52590123
I wonder how people describe themselves to find dates online.
>>52590167
That's why I don't use LINE or WhatsApp.
>最新のアニメの字幕はダメだよ、見えない
>仕方がない
>それにも関わらず見てみる
>字幕がないのに、ちょっと分かる
>頑張ってによって、バカじゃないになる
>俺の顔で
ワーイワーイ
Are KFCs full there right now?
>>52590270
かわいい
>>52590225
Photos is the only thing that matters, I think.
I don't have any personal experience though.
>>52590329
Enjoying your balut?
>>52590387
I need to learn how to use Photoshop before looking for a date online.
>>52589867
there you go, not trolling
Im so tired of talking to people in real life
おやすみ
Hey Nips, I was wondering what honorific you guys use for royalty.
For instance, If Akihito was about to be hit by a car, what would you shout to get his attention?
>>52589414
your mom does not fucking love you
>>52589437
totally
>>52590499
Sweet dreams
>>52590515
sama-sama
>>52590515
「おい!やつ!行こう!」って言う
>>52590586
I don't think he understands what you are saying
>>52590246
But how do you stay connected with friends
>>52590641
The connotation can't be translated either.
しょうがない orz
>>52590515
Yeah, how do you refer to the emperor in a normal conversation? 天皇様?
>>52590485
Oh I'm sorry. You're ready.
>>52590694
>friends
>>52590515
>>52590758
That would be 陛下
brb time to eat some lutfisk
>>52590694
I have their phone numbers.
>>52590911
じゃ、日本にいればある日本人に「陛下の誕生日はいつですか」と聞いたら、無礼じゃないのか
>>52590911
What about 閣下?
>>52590992
全然無礼じゃない
>>52590992
陛下=his majesty
>>52590992
「陛下」は皇后・皇太后・太皇太后にも使うので、not specific enough.
>>52590996
No longer in use.
>もとは高殿の下のことで、転じて敬称となった。明治は文官では勅任官と、武官では将官以上の敬称だったが現在は公的な敬称ではない。
>>52590996
デーモン小暮?
>>52590968
>tfw they won't respond to texts...
How do you do it man...
>>52590992
「12月23日ですよ」と言われるだけ
>>52591150
what do you need your friends for by the way?
I extremely like boobs.
ぼくわともだちがすくない xD
I is perverted XD
>>52591268
お尻好きじゃない?
fr
>>52591270
じゃあぼくのともだちになってください
>>52591145
今時「デーモン閣下」だけですよね
「小暮」使うの飽きたのかな
でもこれで「陛下」は聖飢魔Ⅱ創設者のダミアン浜田になるじゃないですか
메리 크리스마스 my friends
This is my last post
I'm busy learning korean for my girlfriend
See you next summer, weebs
What's your excuse to spend Christmas eve on 4chan?
>>52591536
>This is my last post
Christmas miracle
>>52591606
the fact that its 8 am therefore we're not celebrating yet
>>52591606
all people aren't here yet desu
サンキューございます
>>52591606
友だちがなくて、リア充がいない
>>52591606
The same excuse I used for spending Hanukkah and Ramadan on 4chan
>>52591744
>an atheist that stays true to his beliefs and actually doesn't celebrate Christmas in any way
That's a rare sight, meanwhile I have to go to church today at night
チンポ痛い
シコりすぎた
>>52591856
Every year I go to a random church and drop the candles on the carpet (or pews, etc.) during the candlelight vigil
>>52591910
I like you.
>>52591681
>サンキューございます
かわいい
>>52591856
It's not like I chose not to, we have literally never celebrated Christmas in my family, I'd love to actually experience the Western style family get together once.
But in theory, I quite like the Japanese style Capitarismas, but tfw no qt3,14jpgf
しゃぶってほしい
Why do Nihonjin say "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!" so frequently?
Blow job XD
クリスチャンじゃないし、なる気もない神道イストだけど遠藤周作の「イエスの生涯」を読んだ
キリストは素晴らしい聖人だとよくわかった
私はちょっと怠け者原因Googleが翻訳使用して
ディナー
私はつもりですので、私はまだ知りません
どのような方法によって、この翻訳はあるがめちゃくちゃ?
>>52592150
it's a nice gesture to pretend to be easily amused.
>>52592150
Its more like
>"uwawawawaaaaa uwaaahhhh uwawawawa uwooo"
どうしてアメリカ人は必ず「FUCK」と言うの
>>52592239
when you neighbour shows you his shitty DIY paintjob
"SUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>>52592192
>dinner
>because I intend to, I don't know yet
>by what means, this translation exist, but disorganised
that's how it's read to me.
>>52592274
exactly. I do that all the time.
日本語を口に出したのは久しぶりだったから、
せっかく同僚に日本語で話しかけられたら変な音しか出てこなかった。
>>52592296
Google translate confirmed fucked up like I expected
>>52592272
Why the fuck do Americans say "fuck" every time?
>>52592362
try making each sentence short and complete.
>>52592269
>>52592239
Ya, that. It seems almost mocking. It pisses me off when i'm talking to a transplant and they are constantly saying OHWAAAAAAAAAHHWHWOHHH to people or to me.
ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้(｀;ω;´)ホンギギ破壊光線
>>52592431
you guys need another nuke huh
ザルツブルグの駅の近くに住んでる
>>52592430
>talking to a transplant
???
