shouts goes to russia and greece
>>52584504
>Christmas Daddy
Why are Turks so gay?
>>52584504
>grandfather frost
based
>>52584504
>Christmas Goat
What the fuck?
>Gwiazdor
just in former Prussia because they are special snowflakes
>Christmas goat
>Time of the good ones
>Christmas log
>Christmas log
The anglo Santa claus comes from the Dutch Sinterklaas.
And then we stole it right back from them, giving us two santa's.
Oops ! Corrected !
>>52584572
Because of the weak old man wearing a bear
>>52584504
>baby Jesus
>>52584806
>Old Christmas guy
>>52584695
>tfw nobody noticed your banter
>>52584695
Joyeux Noël and a happy New Year to all from Alberto Barbosa.
>Christmas goat
>Christmas log
Christmas must be amazing in those places
>>52584599
>>52584614
The log poops out presents. You can literally check it for yourself.
Catalonia is a weird place.
>>52584504
>Gwiazdor (Star)
Should it not be Starman/Starperson or some shit?
>>52584504
>>52584553
>grandfather frost
sounds like pagan shit to me
>>52584572
It comes from the pagan days.
On St. Knut's Day, young men would dress up as a symbol of a fertility rite, a goat. They'd put on a fur coat, birchbark mask and horns, and visit people's houses, possibly drunk, demanding food and alcohol. Later they started giving children presents and shit, and Nuuttipukki turned into Joulupukki.
>>52584504
In poland Gwiazdor.
But
>Christmas Goat
WTF finland?
or
>fcking gnome
wtf norway?
>52585079
I didn't know western Poland was a fan of David Bowie.
http://youtu.be/4B5zmDz4vR4
>>52585079
This is another proofe that poland can into space.
We are ancient space nation.
>>52584572
The finnish santa was more of a demon back in the day
>>52585453
David Bowie was a fan of western Poland :^)
>>52585079
Of course.
>>52585202
>Nuuttipukki
That sounds like a cute word for sex.
>>52584572
It's a complete rip-off of the Swedish Christmas goat. Like most Finnish traditions really
>>52585152
Christmas is a pagan tradition in itself
>>52585463
As proved by this factual book based on historical facts pic related.
(two persons pictured in helments are Wars and Sawa - legendary founders of Lechistan, the brute in rags is, of course, a Nemiec)
>>52585491
David Bowie was actually crypto-pole. So were Mick Jagger [Mikolai Jagiellon] and John Lennon [Jón Leninski].
The world has yet to acknowledge Poland's great contribution to the rock music.
>Gwiazdor
>>52585202
>>52585514
It comes from nussi (fuck) and pukki (horse) desu.
>>52585522
Speaking of which, has anyone burned that thing down yet?
>>52585522
>he cannot let go of his complex even during christmas
>tfw santa comes in with this
>>52584504
>shouts goes to russia and greece
Nobody knows what Grandfather Frost serving in russian army.
do others countries celebrate saint nikolai?
we celebrate 3 entities in december.
Saint Nikolai who is on 6.
Santa Clause (christmas man) on christmas eve.
and Father Frost who is on new year's eve.
some people give presents on each one of them
the biggest one are on christmas
>>52585529
>proofs
That's just a dumb comic book about two astronauts and a German woman. Pure fiction, Kazik.
>>52586327
i dont think he was being serious
>>52586270
He served in the Finnish army during the winter war
>>52584572
>>52586352
Of course he wasn't. Wars and Sawa founded only Warsaw, not Lechistan.
>>52586326
In Romania we celebrate Saint Nikolai (Nicolae for us) as well. He's like a lame Santa Claus that usually brings only sweets and season fruits.
Tradition says that he brings clubs or bats to naughty children, for them to be beaten with.
>>52586326
Sinterklaas is 5 december here. But you get events and presents in your shoe the weeks leading up to it as well, as soon as he enters the country.
Christmas is night is 24 december, first christmas day is 25 and second christmas day is 26 december.
>>52584504
>christmas trunk
>time of the good ones
>king Mages
what the fuck Spain, get your shit together
>>52584504
>Gwiazdor
>christmas goat
>christmas log
>christmas lads
>time of the good ones
>>52586509
if you were naughty the christmas lads banter you to death
>>52586556
Threat of that would've worked on me as a kid tbqh.
these guys bring gifts in iceland?
>>52586386
He serves for the great justice.
We don't have any. Grandfather Frost is New year's hero, not Christmas. But anyway all holydays are merged and Russians are drunk every day for 3 weeks from Gregorian Christmas (24.12) to Julian new year (14.01) so it loosely fit I guess.
>>52586556
> Every year, the Christmas Lads go to Iceland, thinking they can get a box of wine for Christmas pre-Wetherspoons drinks
> Every year they're disappointed to see they've arrived in the country, and not the shop
> Icelandic houses put Nandos in front of their door
> If the Nandos are cheeky enough, the lads pass by. If it isn't cheeky, they'll knock on your door, asking for a quid to get the bus home, and throwing endless bants in your face
>you were born in the wrong country
>you can never be a christmas lad
>>52586745
At least you can name your bird Juläattinnenpara
>the christmas lads will never banter you
>>52586941
>>52586745
>>52584504
>The Yuletide-lads were originally portrayed as being mischievous, or even criminal, pranksters who would steal from, or in other way harass the population (at the time mostly rural farmers)
What's with European folklore and people coming to harass you at home during winter?
>>52586869
No you can't, that breaks the vowel harmony
>>52586984
then I'm sorry
>>52586982
Just banter lad
G R A N D P A
>>52586982
And their mother is a troll that boils children alive and eats them
>>52584541
baba is literally father, whoever translated it fucked it up
>>52586982
kek'd twice
>Дiд мopoз
лiл
>>52585485
Imagine this nigga creeping into your house at night. Damn son.
>>52587247
kek'd thrice
haha everybody thinks you're gay now!
>>52585152
New Year spruce is a pagan tradition from your ancestors, lol.
>>52587317
>>52584504
WE R CENTRAL N SHIIIET
>>52587598
I always wonder if that kind of legend is based on stuff that used to happen
>>52587658
This "book" is just trolling material for int 2bh
>>52587744
I mean as a whole not this particular one.
Legends and myth of some giant fuck garbing people and boiling them and shit like that.
Almost all countries have similar stuff.
>>52584504
>christmas goat
Seriously always finland with this type of shit. Im convinced they came from space.
>>52584504
>not Sinterklaas
>>52587848
makes me wish I were Finnish desu
>>52584504
kerstman = coca-cola man
It should have been Sint-Nicolaas (Sinterklaas) but we celibrate him the 6th of december.
Before that, in pagan days (over 1000 years ago) he was also Old Man Frost like the rest of Europe.
>>52585202
We also had this, it is what the Catholics turned into Three Kings (6th januari here). Kids dress up as the three wise men (traditionally one blackface) who came from the East, and ring doorbells, they receive candy or money.
Funny how the whole of Europe shared more or less the same pagan tradition before Christianity came.
Nowadays we have Sinterklaas (6 dec), Kerstmis (24/25 dec) and Driekoningen (6 jan) here.
>>52587879
>Sinterklaas
>Christmas
Are you really this stupid?
>>52584504
>John Chimney
>>52584504
This map just proves that Ukraine is our clay, not Russian.
>>52584504
Lowland Scotland doesn't get their own thing? Then again I'm the only person who thinks they legit speak a separate language.
>>52586667
Take off every zigg.
>>52584504
>not getting your presents from baby jesus
>>52588900
this.
dubs have spoken
>not getting your presents from baby jesus
>civilised country
>>52588942
>>52588900
>implying Santa isn't on his payroll
>>52588942
>>52588900
>getting your presents from an undead skinny kike
>not filthy necromancer
>>52587658
People used go from house to house on Knut's day in January dressed as Knut's day goat (Nuuttipukki) gathering christmas leftover treats. Some of that tradition got absorbed into our Santa tradition
>>52586326
In the catholic parts of germany we celebrate "Sankt Nikolaus" on the 6th and the "Christkind" on the 24th.
In the middle ages we actually celebrated Saint Nikolai on the 24th, then the reformation happened and the protestants started to celebrate the christ child on the 24th.
Now for some reasons that I haven't really understood yet, during the last few centuries, the protestants started to celebrate the christmas man and we catholics celebrate their christ child on the 24th and moved saint nikolai to the 6th. I have no idea how this did happen. Really weird.
As a catholic kid it's pretty neat though since you get chocolate and small gifts on the 6th and then bigger presents on the 24th.
>>52588991
I'd rather have the christkind than this retarded Weihnachtsmann meme
>John Chimney
>>52588059
tfw we call christians "kerst" too
t. chechen
>>52589004
>not celebrating saint nick on his day of death (december 6th) like a civilised country
>>52586419
>In Romania we celebrate Saint Nikolai (Nicolae for us) as well. He's like a lame Santa Claus that usually brings only sweets and season fruits.
He was the original Santa Claus, before the Americans and their merchant ally got their paws on it.
>Tradition says that he brings clubs or bats to naughty children, for them to be beaten with
Here that is the job of Zwarte Piet, his negro servant. In the Middle Ages he was the devil, who had to do the bidding of Nicolas as a slave once a year (because Nicolas tricked him into it).
The appearance of Saint Nick with his long white beard is just a lame derivative of the original Old Man Winter of pagan days, who also had a long white beard.
>>52589120
but we do.
we call it "Mikołajki"
also, my birthday
>>52584504
>gnome
scandis literally pagan comix cuks and sperdu trolls
>>52589158
why it is Mikolaj with M there and not with N as Nikolaus?
