>be Australian
>wish neighbours that have a house 300 km away white Christmas
>postal pigeon times out
>even when you smeared him with vegemite as petrol shaman instructed
PROBLEMS WE DON'T HAVE
>>52581383
delete this
>>52581430
Best wishes mate
t. the obsessed one
>>52581383
>Be Australian
>Listen to Tadeusz Wozniak
>>52581383
how old are the soviet buildings in your country
>>52581699
some are 40 - 50 years
>>52581682
>be Australian
>shitpost with the obsessed Pole on Christmas Eve instead of kissing your cousing when you break the Christmas wafer and exchange wishes and gifts
>>52581383
I love you Poland, but please, no bully. I'm in Poland next Christmas for a dank, white Christmas :)
post the pasta I wrote
>Be Russian
>Call to greet your friends on Kamchatka with a nearing New Year
>It's already a next year there
>>52581383
>>52581453
>>52581760
love u bae
>>52581760
>some are 40 - 50 years
man thats older than poland ain't it
• Republic of Poland 13 September 1989
>>52581781
Consider it my gift for you
>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds
>>52581383
>be Australian
>>52581862
thanks
>>52581767
You'll be disappointed, the climate change has been very noticeable here
From -5oC and snow every year we have had only wet and +5oC gray November-ish """"winters"""" for the past ten years except one when we were buried in snow
>>52581891
That's not funny, some people are crying because of this
Don't wish others what you don't wish yourself
>this WILL NOT load for an Australian
