>americans wear shoes to bed
>>52580830
To bed maybe but not in bed
>>52580830
>American police have diplomatic immunity in Britain
>>52580830
Is there a website where you find this shit or do you come up with it yourself?
>American trousers come with free gun holsters
>americans express their freedom of speech from within a cage
>>52580830
No we don't. I'm not even butthurt, you're just wrong
>>52580830
Wearing shoes to bed makes your teeth go gray.
>Brits pray to Mecca 5 times a day
>>52580979
>news at 11: police shootings in britain rise 10000%
Japanese tatami and futon are great.
This is wrong, we only wear shoes when we wear gloves to bed, and that is only about 55% of the time.
>Europeans took English from America
>>52580830
buthurt countries with no guns and no freedom are the ones which hates america, the greatest country on history
>>52580830
>bongistanis need a firearm permit to buy a kitchen knife
>>52581136
>Americans pray to republican jesus
>get shot
>>52581136
noice
>>52581150
>>52581201
Why are nips so good at being comfy. Share secrets to glorious nipping comfiness bls.
I will suffer from athlete's foot when I wear shoes all the time other than time to sleep.
>>52581420
Try showering
>>52581420
Americans rub their feet with garlic before bed, because it kills all fungus.
We never wear the same shoes to bed that we wear outside the house.
Also most public bathrooms have aerosol spray to use on your feet to kill the fungus.
>>52581452
The Japanese are very clean people.
>repeat something aussies have been pushing on here for weeks
>british """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""banter""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
lmao what a bunch of WALNUTSahahahahah
>>52581418
Tatami is shit and has nothing on a good carpet.
>>52581493
Shouldn't you be sleeping or something at this hour?
>>52581544
it's midnight?
>>52580830
I sleep in these every night just in case obama lets in all the Muslims and declares a caliphate
>>52581493
step 1: type the quote marks.
step 2: place the text "banter".
step 3: COPY AND PASTE the amount of quote marks one the first side to the second.
This makes my autism fucking boil.
>>52581576
>american """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""OCD""""""""""""""""""""
>americans boil water in the microwave
>>52581601
Of course.
You can't boil it in a freezer.
>americans wear shoes in the shower
>>52581601
>"""""""English """""""Premier League
>Hardly any English players at all
what a bunch of WALNUTS ahahahahahahaha
>Americans wear shoes while surfing
>>52581576
>American """autism"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>52581623
Commenting on the tendency of Canadians to present themselves as anti-American he notes:
If Canadians were really Anti-American, we would have to denounce ourselves, or everything about our country and our place in it. We are contradictory, inconsistent, and, yes, occasionally hypocritical. When it comes to the Americans, we say one thing and do another—happy to enjoy the fruits of prosperity and security gained by the good fortune of living beside the most benevolent neighbour God could have given us...If Canadians felt the way we say we do, and had the integrity of self-aware people, we would not have made the choices we have as a country...we would not have welcomed American trade, we would not have consumed American culture, we would not have contracted out our national defence. [We] would have placed much greater restrictions on foreign ownership and imposed airtight rules on imported films, magazines and books, radio and television. All these were choices Canadians could have made if we wanted to differentiate ourselves from the Americans.[41]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_identity#The_United_States_and_the_Canadian_Identity
>>52581529
>Tatami is shit
Meh, look at dis comfy face.
>stepped in a huge puddle on my way home from burger king tonight
>beddie-byes are completely soaked, not sure how I'm even going to sleep tonight
>Mom tells me to wrap a garbage bag around my feet so I don't get my sheets wet
>mutter "that's bullshit" to myself, have to put a dollar in the swear jar
>tucks me in, feet are still soaked
>open burger king bag, ready to enjoy my pre-sleep snacks
>only one ranch dipping sauce for my nuggets
>mfw
>Shariabongs wear their burkas while swimming
>>52581418
It is difficult to take a vacation for a long time in Japan.
Therefore we find comfort for daily life.
>>52581420
piss on your feet
>Be American
>Get shot by a kinder egg
>>52581651
>caring about soccer
fuck off commie
>>52581025
>Australians express their loose assholes for their Emu overlords to plow
>>52581984
kek. What the fuck were you thinking auscucks? Emus are strong you know
>>52581705
holy fuck, a japanese poster that has a good understanding of the English language. Don't let the others see you.
>>52581984
>be american
>get caged
