>Amazing climate
>Beautiful women
>Cool accent
>Rich culture
>Nice, laid-back people
>All around perfect country
>tfw I wasn't born in Australia
Just kill me. I wish I was Australian, literally the greatest country on earth.
>>52578090
>Expensive as fuck
>isolated as fuck
>internet slow as fuck
No thanks
>amazing climate
vomit anime girl.gif
>>52578194
>Expensive
Doesn't matter if you get a good job
>Isolated
Just means there's rad beaches all around you
>Internet slow
Why do you need the internet when you can hit on slammin' hotties?
>>52578090
We should move together amerifriend, I heard Melbourne is the very best city.
>>52578090
>Australia
>Amazing climate
>>52578785
t. El Niño
>>52578194
for a moment I thought that was a pic of my old Telmex conection :(
>>52578318
Isn't yours pretty similar
>>52578090
>desert island
>populated by retards
>mining industry is a meme
>not moving to based, fertile, lush new Zealand instead
lmao
>>52578090
Just move over here mate.
Oh hold on.
The PM just called me, apparently we're bursting with people, sorry about that.
>>52578705
Melbin is fucking terrible. Full of art shows, museums, and trendy cafes full of hipster faggots.
>>52578928
Sounds nice. Which is the best then?
>>52578090
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qym1Fl0WsH
>>52578090
Korean loves Australia very much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWAJd_rk-Ys
>>52578826
It is, his point exactly.
>>52579183
Trust a nip to post a video of a gook haha
>>52579530
lmao the famed australian bantz! Another reason I want to move to your gorgeous country.
>>52578194
still faster than yours you fucking wetback
>>52579530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXuTtVIALdE
oh no this is a just documentary about australia. calm down
then watch next this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXuTtVIALdE
Iktfb
I spent about 4 years of my childhood living in Perth because my dad was transferred there, it's a great fucking place to live. Much more relaxed way of life compared to here in the US.
I miss going going to the WACA to watch a test
I miss going to Eagles matches
I miss it all
i'll visit this shithole next year
i hope i dont see mong
>>52580169
supermang? he's a Kiwi
>>52578090
pull your tongue out
>>52580169
There are that many Balkan people here you'll feel at home desu
>>52580256
>>52580169
delet this
>>52580305
yeah i know, i hate diaspora fags
>>52580350
did this guy write this letter ironically
>>52580443
>I know you understand the hunger
>>52580443
wew lad he's retiring show some respect
>>52580511
here's a pic I took in your country
what do you feel about Williamson passing Root on the batting rankings
>>52578090
>beautiful women
Not a fag but australian men way hotter than their women
>>52580684
Agreed, pic related
>>52580667
who is this semen demon?
williamson is GOAT desu ngl
>>52580708
i'd suck his cock full homo
no homo tho
>>52580708
>>52580750
>poocuck fanboys
>>52580728
It was a cool sheep farm I visited while there
>>52580684
:3c
>>52580728
>>52580765
Fuck off sheepfuckers
>>52580788
did you fug any woolly qts?
>>52580843
thanks for the (You)s m8 :V)
>>52580667
who are these willy woolies?
>>52580708
how much for the boipucci
>>52580845
>>52580874
This one oughta make you guys happy :)
>>52580904
can I save this?
>>52580904
>>52580954
MUH DICK
>>52580954
it's all yours :)
One thing I learned on that trip is that a fair amount of Aussies travel to New Zealand on vacation stuff, I was the only American at that particular excursion everyone else was Australian. For some reason that struck me as odd though it makes perfect sense
>>52578194
mate i'd rather not have internet at all than not live in mexico
>>52580995
Australians have two holiday choices.
If they're young and/or bogan they go to Bali and continue to rape it.
Or they go to NZ to experience snow for the first time and look at mountains.
Everywhere else is too expensive.
>>52581051
too fucking accurate
>>52581051
I had seen Aussies in Bali before, but this was my first trip to NZ
I probably fit in because I wear a lot of Quiksilver stuff and most of the guys were dressed in either Quiksilver or Billabong cas stuff
>>52578928
Pls neck urself Sydney faggot
>>52580025
>going to eagles matches
I'm surprised you had such a good time
>>52581216
I was there in 06
>>52581255
That was a fucking tense final ay
>>52581255
fair deuce. perth is probably the dullest major city in the country, but each to their own I guess.
>>52581295
yep, very close win
>>52581302
Yeah we didn't go there out of choice, my dad's in the mining industry
I liked it a lot, the general atmosphere in Australia was a lot more relaxed compared to life in the US which seems very rapid and overly competitive. There's a reason a lot of Americans take stuff on this site too seriously
The women in Australia are incredibly self-entitled and ugly. They're also very very rude. I never wanna go back.
SYDNEY AND MELBOURNE FAGGOTS BTFO BRISBANE IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO.
>>52580965
>faster than 75% of au
>>52579890
4mb was the average in México... Like 6 years ago kek
>>52584237
>mexico has slower internet than fucking australia
literally how?
>>52584254
>Even the lowest speed from our internet providers is faster than the 50% of aus
TOPKEK
>>52578826
yes, and it's a fucking piece of shit
>>52580965
kek
>>52581216
rip hopes and dreams
>>52584627
>Faster than 79% of CA
Topkek... Im kidding thats some nice internet Speed pal
>>52581302
I want this meme to continue so i dont have to put up with dirty lebs and "people" from melbourne t͏bh
Australia is just America-lite. pass
>mexico pretending it have good internet
What's up with the upload on the West, copyright shills?
the accent turns me on
not the best, but pretty comfy
>tfw Strayan
Sorry you weren't born here fellaz not much room for anyone else.
>>52584827
>not much room
pre sure there is no more room t͏bh
>>52584788
I never said it was cheap, now show yours monkeyass
>>52578090
good fuck off to there
I like not living in a country where I am treated like a child.
>>52578090
If I was born an Aussie I'd immigrate to the US because I wouldn't be able to stand the nanny authoritarian state tbqh.
>>52578090
Proud to have such an amazing neighbor country. Might come there winter 2016.
>>52584439
You're lower than us mate, how did ya do it?
Fuck off we're full m8
>>52578928
And full of Asians.
We would always play spot the Aussie whenever we were down there.
>>52580708
I wish I were one of our hot men.
>>52581110
People in Sydney barely even talk about Melbourne. They probably think more about fucking Brisbane. People from Melbourne seem to have a massive chip on their shoulder every time Sydney is mentioned
