France or UK?
france t b h
UK
France
ugh, do I have to choose? both are really terrible... I mean really, really awful
France, no question. Culturally, militarily, architecturally superior. More qts, better food...etc. I could go on forever
I like both France and Britain, don't care much for the rest of UK.
I like the UK and all but France 2bh. Like if I could choose to sacrifice one to restore glory to the other, the UK would have to get the chop. A strong France is a strong Europe.
There's not much difference 2bh
LA FRANCE
>>52575428
t. Albert Barboss
>>52575194
Two sides of the same coin
(uk is the bad side obviously)
I want bowf
france
france
>scots hate aussies for being white
>english are banning our kids from going over on work experience in favour of pakis
>irish keep taking our pub and cafe jobs
France is comfy as fuck.
>>52575428
das right
>>52575194
France. A more outward-looking and less self-obsessed country which does more good to Europe and the world.
>>52575194
shit thread, go hang yourself
France vs. UK in a war. Who wins?
>>52575647
>236 posts and 105 images omitted. Click reply to view.
>>52575705
lel this
>>52575705
this
>>52575647
We stop before any shots are fired and engage in homosexual behaviour and our muslims start bombing shit due to haram.
>>52575647
Everyone else
>>52575194
France.
I am so very tired. I just want to rest.
>>52575647
Germany
>>52575824
How would you measure the erect size of a dead benis?
>>52575900
Propaganda meme magic
>>52575900
We have our ways.
>>52575900
>How
Why*
France. not even kind of a question
>>52575194
>it's a nazi diaspora tries to break l'Entente Cordiale episode
>>52575770
This
Kiss me, filthy Brit
>>52575194
France has better women...
I guess i'll go for france
>>52575287
>ugh
What are your pronouns?
>>52575943
shitskins should never be cross bred with any other race
>>52575957
And we buy shiton of mangas for this...
>mfw this thread
>>52575194
>can be killed by moslems in either country
Rather be anywhere else desu senpai
>>52575339
Did you mean England?
>>52575501
kek
>>52575194
They both excel in different areas. Unless I was rich, a little town in France would be more comfy to live in though.
>>52576072
muslims kill people in the USA....
at least in France you get to eat a croissant first
France.
>>52575194
Flip a coin.
>>52576061
brits are just kind of unlikable 2bh
>>52576025
*kisses you*
>>52576061
No one likes you exception your cronie countries (aka New Zealand and Australia). Actually I don't even think they like you very much
>>52576033
This.
So France, but with profound reserves.
>>52576279
>No one likes you
Good meme.
>>52576061
I know a lot of brits that I really appreciate. I just like France more as a country. I suppos most people itt answered the question the same way.
>>52576053
fellow islands have to look out for each other
>>52576001
the france that helped us out was like 3 frances ago
>>52576342
suppose*
>>52576061
UK is a very cool country, m8
And desu, I think anons say "France" to piss you off
>>52575194
uk
the french have backstabbed us multiple times during the cold war
there literally the worst allies and even recently sold war ships to russia
>>52576425
>useless in WWI
wow
That's ok, btw, our Republic is not very cool with other countries
>>52576425
>amerimad
>>52575647
I'm sure our muslims and black bulls could beat theirs
>>52576425
He spelled fries wrong twice?
>>52576425
why would you choose a post with so many typos to screenshot
>>52575194
UK, all the way, France is gay, everyday.
>>52576514
>Screen says "there a fucking..."
>He says "there litteraly"
He litteraly screecaped his own post
>>52576005
>Entente Cordiale
>>52576542
weeeeeeeeeew lad
>>52576560
lel you're right
>>52576542
Countries can be gay, now ?
>>52576001
>France so used to surrendering it rose the white flag out of habit despite winning.
>YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>"omg Mr Lafayette i'm so sry, i didn't think we'd need the tricolor so i didn't even take it with me"
>"lol Ahmed, you're so French"
>>52576627
u wot
>>52576425
>useless in WW1
>implying the Iraq war wasn't a disaster
Just because the French arnt your lapdogs doesn't make them useless allies.
>>52576626
only if their balls touch
>>52575647
the jooz
>>52576711
>KGB influence was so effective that today france is now socialist
you can't make this shit up
>>52576563
Topkek.
Who is the white countryball? French monarchy?
>>52576876
Argentina
>>52576721
Where does that ball touching meme come from? The only it's gay is if you look the guy in the eyes.
>>52576821
So that's KGB's fault if France is full of leftards ?
>>52576935
ya the KGB poured a shit ton of money into france to shift it away from the united states. most leftards come from universities that are infested with socialists.
>>52577027
Are you telling me that sucking a guy's dick while staring into his eyes with his hand in your hair is less gay than ballslapping a guy's balls from rooting him violently in the ass?
>>52577138
>>52577027
>>52576915
You guys are all wrong. It's only gay if you don't say no homo after.
>>52577133
source: son cul
>>52575194
France
- pale-skinned black-haired qts
- red wine
- le croissant
- beautiful language
>>52576425
>muffled "hon hon hon" in the distance
France.
The UK is unnecessary given the rise of America.
>>52575194
Trying to join the Legion, guess I don't have much leeway in who I prefer. Plus, French is a neat language.
>>52576935
it literally says in that screencap that the KGB ran multiple pro socialist newspapers and that they had agents close to multiple french presidents
it even says that russian influence today is at the same level as it was during the cold war
>>52576061
Mate most of us enjoy you guys, but France is our sister nation, despite our differences. They helped us out, we help them out, we banter, all that fun shit. Plus, no French chavling has ever pissed me off.
>>52577282
>pale skinned qts
Only in the North, and if you're lucky
>>52577399
>Trying to join the Legion
why? it's a shitty underpaid band of mostly shitskin and slav mercenaries
you have the US military which is the most funded in the world.
france
>>52577498
Not allowed, was hit with a DV conviction early on. I didn't do it, but got convicted because lolnolawyerorjuryasajuvenileinOhio.
Life is shitty here, my family literally stalk me, I'm broke and scraping up for a plane ticket. The idea of a change and the prospect of a new citizenship excites me. Plus, base pay rates in the Legion and US Enlisted are actually about the same.
>>52577466
are you shitting me?
its easy as fuck to get a gig here in america if you have an english accent
just look at current year man
and france being our "sister nation" was multiple frances ago
> Plus, no French chavling has ever pissed me off
have you ever been to france? its way more anti america than britian
there opinion of us has been as low as china's in the past
>>52577631
ya but the legion is used as canon fodder and meat shields because the french people don't care about the well being of non french
>>52577677
> TFW UK has no eclairs
That's enough for me
>>52577677
forgot image
>>52577723
That's fine to me mate, I wouldn't enlist in a military for anything other than infantry. I see something like that as a glorified and extremely boring desk job, desu
>>52577761
Well my good friend, please tell me how we could have a good of opinion of the US after what you did to us in 2003 ?
>>52577744
we have lots of eclairs
we love pastries and sweets and cakes more than the french even
>>52577782
>after what you did to us in 2003
but you were the guys that abandoned us in iraq
>>52575194
uk
french woman don't shave
there disgusting t.bh
>>52577782
you do now (like 80%) according to the polling
i'm not quite sure why it was so low in 2002.
>>52577744
> TFW UK has no eclairs
Yes we do
>>52577830
We didn't abandoned you, we refused to join a war that we said was made for falses reasons, which happened to be true. But you shat on us, just because a nation refused to follow you to war blindly. Thanks for being such a friendly nation.
>>52577876
Because relations between our countries got better, and our interests are now similar so we get along pretty well.
>>52577930
i'm talking about in 02, that was prior to iraq.
also, i agree that iraq was stupid, but we did follow you into libya (which was also stupid) even tho we didn't really want to
>>52577876
the only reason they are sucking up to us now is because they want help to fight shitskins after they got attacked by them
if we do help them it'll just be another vietnam where the french start the fight then leave before its halfway over again and we have to clean up the mess.
France and UK.
If it wasn't for our differing opinion on monarchy we'd probably be a single state by now.
>>52577930
Thisx10
Frenchfag, if you don't mind an Americlap asking, what is public opinion on Legionnaires in your area? Especially if they were from a Western country such as the US or UK? Am I going to be treated like shit for even bothering to come over?
>>52577965
I can't remember what happened in 2002 tb h
>>52577965
french only help when it directly benefits them
they are the jews of europe
>>52578024
>french only help when it directly benefits them
But that's what every country does...
>>52578022
i don't either, i was 12 in 2002. the only contact i got with other countries prior to sept 11th was the olympics.
>>52578058
We slapped gook rebels around in Indochina after WW2 as a favour to france because we were in the area.
Coalition when?
We would be so fucking powerful.
>Brits being surprised at this thread
We were the Americans' first enemies and the French were their first allies. Independence war history is important in the US. It's obvious they always will prefer France to us, just accept it and don't be pussies
France and Scotland
>>52578105
Cunt.
>>52578104
Can't imagine that us, of all countries, didn't get *something* out of a deal.
>>52578106
our opinion of the uk is complicated
on a personal level people here have extremely high and fairy-tale like opinions on brits, on a governmental/political level we just don't care about you (being honest and speaking generally, don't take it the wrong way)
>>52575194
UK tbqhwy family
>>52578137
Don't worry Scotland, one day you shall be able to make a decision of your own.
>>52578182
If I were Scottish I would be all for it.
>>52577830
And you boycotted us
Remember the surrender jokes en masse ?
>>52578058
>But that's what every country does...
then why did we bail the french out in ww2
we could have just attacked the japs and told you to go fuck yourselves because germany ain't our problem
>>52578182
Thanks senpai it ll happen one day when a competent party gets voted in
>>52578014
Légionnaires are respected wherever they come from. They're part of an elite group that gets sent to some of the shittiest parts of the world.
>>52577677
Sorry if our leftards don't really like your government
>>52578165
>on a personal level people here have extremely high and fairy-tale like opinions on brits
That seems to be mostly based on (positive) stereotypes, not a strong bond. Even then, the bad guy in American films is so often a Brit or has a British accent, was reminded of this when watching star wars the other day
>>52578226
>you boycotted us
you guys have such an outside perspective of this
i remember watching the freedom fries news the day it happened and my parents were laughing really fucking hard at it, and the next day all the adults were joking about it at school
seriously, at least where i was from, the only person who took that seriously was GW Bush. maybe in the south it was different but i had never seen freedom fries ever.
>>52578230
you got to set up shop in germany afterwards
>>52578230
>A fascist continental superpower
>Not Americans problem
wew lad.
>>52577965
Even admitting it's true for Lybia, you can't compare a few months of bombing with an invasion + 10 years of occupation.
>>52578024
Tell me about all our benefits from following you in Afghanistan, Tyrone
>>52578262
I'm counting the days left before seeing the PS getting BTFO.
>>52578256
Good. I'm preparing myself to leave, planning on heading out in June. Trying to get a decent grasp on French, at least pronunciation and sentence structure to put myself ahead of other candidates. Good to hear your people respect it's soldiers, many countries mock their own openly.
>>52577830
Gulf war, Afghanistan...when we join your wars, you don't give two fucks
But when we don't join you, you shit on us
(Oh and when Germany refuses...you don't care)
>>52578276
>That seems to be mostly based on (positive) stereotypes, not a strong bond
that's exactly what i was getting at, the only time a regular american is gonna meet a brit is at university and generally when people are involved in academia they are good well mannered people.
i lived in italy, am well traveled and have seen "the real face" of brits abroad. so i have much more of a realistic view of you guys. also, being an internet addict i have to say that for being 'anglo cousins' your opinions on our country, and your media views of our country are both hilarious and infuriating at the same time.
i'm sorry to say, but i have an extremely negative opinion of english people. only surpassed by my feelings for germans.
>>52578024
Errr...that's how it works, kiddo
We didn't help you with your Revolution because "hey, we're good guys :) :) :) "
>>52578106
>>52578276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOWCnMwBJL0
we view the english accent is sophisticated and smart
which is why bad guys that are evil master minds have british accents in our movies
the average american like uk more france because average american see french as cheese eating surrender monkeys
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Dien_Bien_Phu
>When the Viet Minh opened fire with a massive bombardment from the artillery in March, after several days the French artillery commander, Charles Piroth, committed suicide (with a hand grenade) in shame for being unprepared for and unable to structure any sort of counter-battery fire.
french get so blown the fuck out that their leader actually commits soduko
you can't make this up
>>52578311
PS ? Getting BTFO ? By "Les Républicains" maybe, by FN...alas no
>>52578473
That's called "honor"
>>52578381
But why, the only Brits you lot consume are John Oliver and Tears Morgan who are both terrible ambassadors.
>>52578381
>the average american like uk more france because average american see french as cheese eating surrender monkeys
HA ! The famous "greatest allies"
>>52578536
john oliver isn't even popular here, i hadnt heard of him before 4chan.. you know how much tv we have here?
piers morgan never got good ratings in here and after he started on the 'let me tell you about your country' rants he just got abused on twitter until he got fired and left
>>52578473
>it's only cool when a samurai do it
>>52578602
that guy is just randomly butt blasted about france, if his shitposting here for the past 30 mins wasn't obvious enough. france is like the first place an american is going to visit in europe. especially women are pretty big franceboos here.
it really seems like some of you guys love to be hated on by us so u can be tsundere
>>52578536
john oliver rose to fame because the dialy show and the colbert report ended and he filled the gap of leftist political comedy
I had to google who piers morgans was and when you google tears morgan first thing you get is a bunch of anime porn
>>52578381
You mean the average ameribear who can barely pointing France on a map?
>>52578645
Pls hate me America kun :333333
>>52578682
>>52578645
kek, like clockwork
>>52578602
>>52578682
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese-eating_surrender_monkeys
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-French_sentiment_in_the_United_States
it aired back when most americans still watched the simpsons and if you go down south you'll find that it definitely shaped opinions.
>>52578670
>when you google tears morgan first thing you get is a bunch of anime porn
Huh, well isn't that something.
>>52578640
does it*
>>52578344
People here don't have any positive opinions about any country.
>>52578865
i looked at the opinion polls, we're like 30% behind other western nations and your opinion of china is almost the same as ours...
>>52577830
Sorry for being smart.
>>52578847
>2003
The US propaganda machine is very effective.
>>52578895
You know the deal, leftists everywhere hate you. There is no shortage of leftists. or pakis desu
>>52578942
literally butthurt of a bad year of polling despite 80% favorability in the present
i can mail you some butt cream for christmas if you like
>>52578895
thats because the average uk citizens actually believes most americans behave like spurdo scooter comics
>>52575900
The same way that you pretend Napoleon was short
>>52578942
but it was mutual for both countries
look at frances opinion polls in 2003
>>52576425
Can't blame France for getting assblasted by a coalition of almost every European country when they were at their height
>>52578895
U wot m8?
Page 9: Http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/country-rating-poll.pdf
>U.K - 52%
>France - 51%
>Spain - 39%
>Germany - 21%
France is not as cucked as the UK.
The extreme left in France is far from the pure dumbassery from their UK equivalent.
Besides, the country is bigger, with vast more things to do, better food, less uptight people, more nature to explore and better weather
>>52579131
>north korea is only viewed 19% more as "mainly negative" than us
>brits
>>52579168
>uk on hara kiri monitoring
>>52579178
That's an average tracking of all countries m8, It's probably the Russians and nothing to do with us.
>>52579168
>japanese
>giving other countries shit about being repressed
and brit repression died with the sexual revolution desu
>>52579005
>the French are touchy
literally France 101
that doesn't explain why yanks are still whinging about them
you aren't english, you have no reason to be as flustered by the french as you are
i mean do you even really know why you dislike them at this point
>>52575194
uk
>One of the major news has been the sale of Mistral class amphibious assault ships to Russia. The deal which was signed at 2010,[13] is the first major arms deal between Russia and the Western world since World War II.[14] The deal has been criticized for neglecting the security interests of Poland, the Baltic states, Ukraine, and Georgia.[12]
france sold warships to fucking russia of all places
UK > France
France are a bunch of commies desu.
>>52579282
>criticized for neglecting the security interests of Poland, the Baltic states, Ukraine, and Georgia
lol who cares desu
>>52579248
Because they surrender.
>>52579178
Look at >>52579131 link page 33
>North Korea
>Favourable 9 - Unfavourable - 83
>>52579248
>you aren't english, you have no reason to be as flustered by the french as you are
Actual wisdom.
>>52579332
this
literally left nato and did nuclear research with the soviets
>>52579248
im not flustered by the french, i like french people. he was just a butt blasted individual
also you aren't english either, notice NZ posters unironically think that they're english sometimes.
>>52579238
Speaking of Hara Kiri I have always loved their covers.
One more reason to add to why France>UK
>>52579238
If Japanese are so repressed, explain to me why people here are indifferent to your hobbies, however weird they may be. In other countries, people would openly mock you for being an autist who likes trains or some stupid anime. Here, people let you do whatever you want unless you start bothering other people by being an annoying loudmouth.
>>52579397
>also you aren't english either
Well spotted m8.
Probably has a lot to do with why I'm not flustered by the French either, although ironically, like the English, I have much more reason to be than you do.
>>52579168
>France is not as cucked as the UK.
>less white
>less christian, more muslim
>takes in more migrants
>like, three big terrorist attacks this year alone
>planned to take in 30,000 Syrian migrants this year alone, and more the next year, while UK is taking in 20,000 over 5 years
>the people chose to be ruled by the Socialist party rather then their Conservative party like the UK
>not as cucked
>>52579282
Sell was cancelled, moron.
>>52579332
delet, we're not commies
>>52579340
Oy vey
>>52579435
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFwp0Wz_jyo
japs are sold this view that france is a wonderful country of romance and its shilled hard
they actually have a name for when japs realize france is shit
>>52579435
you literally have no idea what you're talking about
>>52579517
Isn't the fact that the migrants are all camping in Calais to go the UK proof that France doesn't have a welfare state anywhere as good as the UK?
France is majoritarily secular, the French concept of Laicite is incredibly awesome. Means that Muslims don't get to wear a head scarf to school, and neither do Christian kids wear crosses to school.
>>52575194
UK.
Must defend the mother country.
>>52579549
>France is shit
Paris*
Fuck off btw
>>52579609
Oh please
>>52579561
Speaking of Calais, isn't the fact that they're being forced to stay in France, with the French government being forced to pay for them because the UK refuses to allow migrants France let into her borders come into the UK kind of cucked?
The UK literally forces France to accept and pay for Muslims which want to live in England, perhaps because despite having a smaller population, the UK has a bigger economy. Is that not cucking?
>>52579549
Right from your article:
"From the estimated six million yearly visitors, the number of reported cases is not significant: according to an administrator at the Japanese embassy in France, around twenty Japanese tourists a year are affected by the syndrome."
These days Japanese people are probably more shocked at how shit the UK is when they first visit.
20 out of 6 million, oh the horror!
>>52579821
Fugin economy
>>52579821
The difference between the UK and France's economy is trivial at best. And so is their population which is basically the same give or take 4 or 5%
We traumatised the anglos.
I'm not sorry.
>>52579918
More than 2 million less workers, and yet still manages to make over 100 billion more dollars a year desu.
>>52579533
>we're not commies
literally a socialist state
>>52580363
Why?
>>52579921
they hate us cause they ain't us 2bh famalam
>>52580432
>literally Micheal Moore's favorite country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UwQ2fyEgzo
please keep micheal moore in france
uk
at least uk has chance of leaving the eu
france will be germoney's lapdog as long as there in the eu
>>52580072
simply untrue.
We are the european (meaning world) champion of productivity per hour worked.
The brits have a higher gdp per year because they calcula&te it with perfidy in mind, they count things we don't and don't count things we do.
They are americans favorite puppets so that's why they have that subsidized economy. Americans throw money at them and they lap it.
You have so many anglos in this planet and most of them still like trading with mommy england more than others.
>>52575194
uk because ancestors
>>52575194
France. Net even a question.
>>52575194
Uk because my pet cockroach is called Churchill.
#related #feelsgoodtobeatrueenglishman
>>52575194
as much as I like the UK since I am a British citizen, I'm going to have to go for that black wavy haired blue eyed French qt out in rural France. I've been meaning to learn French anyways
>>52575194
UK, fuck the french, god save the queen
>>52575647
Muslims
>>52578165
This is literally one of the most retarded posts I've seen in a while. The U.K is part of the five eyes
>>52575194
france
>>52576061
>he expected differently
might as well just revel in our isolated glory and forget what the others think of us desu
it worked for a couple hundred years
>>52575339
I wholeheartedly agree with this sentiment.
Wish we had more French tv channels, need to hear more spoken French to git fluent
>>52580855
>there
When you're samefagging, try not to same retarded everytime.
uk is english speaking
I'm a sucker for good cuisine, so the UK
You can spare me your pleb commentary about "le epik french kitchen" and "uk has shit food" maymays
>Saying 'France' to trigger all the Brits for a laugh
Aha, alright lads, you got us XD
>>52586609
It's okay, we see your flag. Enjoy your sardines on krisprolls, Sven.
>>52586609
go back to sverigetradden m8
France as an ally.
British as a people.
>>52586802
You can't beat people who eat snails at a survival competition.
France
>>52580966
>The brits have a higher gdp per year because they calcula&te it with perfidy in mind, they count things we don't and don't count things we do.
You're lying though. The additional things we count are 1) to conform with EU statistics, following the rules =/= perfidy, and 2) only add an additional €10 billion to UK GDP. Source:
>Britain’s GDP has been boosted by its multi-billion pound sex and illegal drug industries, which were worth €10 billion.
http://www.thelocal.fr/20150107/uk-leapfrogs-france-as-worlds-fifth-economic-power
As you can see on pic related, the gap between our economies is over $400 billion. So why are you lying?
>>52578008
a single world-state you mean
F U R A N S U
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A
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>>52575194
France desu
>better food
>better weather
>beautiful language
>beautiful landscapes
>no slags
>didn't try to steal all our colonies
>>52578256
Well, not exactly. The Légion is somehow respected, Légionnaires not so much.
>>52575194
france, the uk looks depressing and expensive
>>52575194
Allons enfants de la Patrie!
Le jour de gloire est arrivé !
>>52578256
Hey french friend. Do you think that koreans are one of shit part?? Just wondering
Rome > Britain > France > Spain
>>52576061
Britain is really arrogant without even deserving it.
At least France and America earned their arrogance. Britain is a shadow of its former self and is still deluded into thinking they're somehow important.
French food and culture
British bros
>tfw no frangleterre
>>52578105
It's called Europe you fucking faggot, soon Europeans will run the world again and we won't have to suffer America's retarded foreign policy anymore...
EUROPE STRONG
>>52591506
>America's retarded foreign policy anymore...
of what. unless you have oil or are china/russia we don't really care about you.
>>52591253
Ok why does France 'deserve' their arrogance more than Britain?
>>52591937
Because real countries have shootings.
>>52591506
>soon Europeans will run the world again
Is voting FN part of the plan?
>>52591930
Sure, we're lucky the USA do follow an isolationist policy.
Otherwise they would pour money on the European political class and force economic annexation through free trade treaties.
>>52591253
>>52591937
I don't really get it. France and Britain regularly swap positions in terms of who's ahead, today it's clearly Britain which is ahead on most key measures (GDP, military, HDI, soft power, manufacturing of spaceplanes...).
>>52581696
Rude
>>52581696
>god save the queen
You owe that to Louis XIV, btw.
>>52578278
>Freedom Fries
>Freedom Kiss
>France not renamed Freedomland
why?
>>52592355
The FN will never come to power and you know it, it is just a warning call to the idiots who are leading us...
French people want immigration and security to be talked about and the PS is trying to antagonize the FN voters to weaken and divide the right... They are just desperate.
But yeah, I think that Europe will run the world again... not in the coming years but over the next three decades once the European nation has matured and that we learn to work together.
I know it might sound crazy but look at the state of Europe at the end of WW2, so much has already been accomplished and there is nothing we can do alone against China and India...
Think about it, these countries are currently industrializing heavily... but once they are done. What are they going to do?
Project their influence and diplomatic interests abroad of course.
And whose hegemony and economy is that going to threaten?
Europe's and America's.
At this state, I think that a federal europe will just be an evolutionary advantage that we will have to jump to.
>>52575194
France, but a UK is fine too.
>>52579282
The USA are the last country on Earth that could criticize France about selling armament to edgy countries though.
>>52592960
To be fair (and I love the UK), the UK is ahead with respect to GDP only because you account for drugs and prostitutions while France do not.
And France has also more military bases and is more battle hardened than the UK (despite having around the same amount of military expenditures). We also have a nuclear aircraft carrier
And we manufacture non-nuclear aircraft carrier and helicopter carrier.
I think the two countries are equivalent to be honest, it is hard (if not impossible) to put them ahead or behind on an absolute scale
>>52593354
Vietnam is such a great country btw (sincerely)
I hope you fuck the Chinese
>>52593399
>the UK is ahead with respect to GDP only because you account for drugs and prostitutions while France do not.
No. This meme has to stop. See >>52588292
$440 billion >>> €10 billion
>>52575194
france desu
>>52575339
what do you have against Northern Ireland mate?
>>52593200
to Louis XIV anal fistula, to be accurate
UK
France is too marxist, statist, bureaucratic
>>52593539
CET ANON EST UN FASCISTE DE MERDE ! UN FASCIIIISTE DE MEEERDE !
>>52577466
>France is our sister nation
muricans
>>52593455
True, my numbers are a few years old (~2013) when it was the case.
Allow me to point that the external debt of the UK is almost twice as much as France's though (9 trillions v. 5 trillions)
>>52590796
nope, 2bh, we have no real opinions about koreans, we know they make good tv and good cell phones, and they like to play starcraft ;) so it's good
>>52593572
OH OUI MONSIEUR
QU'ON LUI DONNE DU PAIN
>>52593623
kek, who do these literal children think they are
>>52575194
France
>>52590796
No, I like Korea (South ;)) - impressive country
although I have to admit, sometimes it kind of freaks me out that you guys dress so much like us (just not used to it, nothing hostile)
but yeah all in all, I have lots of respect for Korea! You guys are cool
>>52593722
Koreans dress like fags ?
>>52591183
Australia...
Please someone escort this shit country out, 4chan is no place for low born scum... Never forget that you are the descendants of whores and criminal filth
>>52593746
so the entire developed countries in dat case
>>52593746
Laisse moi deviner... t'habites dans le Jura et ta tante s'appelle Karine ?
Filthy peasant
>>52593309
>The FN will never come to power
I'm not sure about that but that's not really relevant anyway since the current FN doesn't have clear policy line or political consistency, it certainly isn't an anti system party and it doesn't have the means nor the will to make fundamental reforms.
Eventually it would just be another shade of social-liberalism, like the PS and the LR/UMP, because France's creditors won't let anything else happen.
>But yeah, I think that Europe will run the world again...
I can't see it happening soon.
The European ruling class has no ambition beside catering banking systems.
>>52590796
I have nothing against you, your culture/history/people is pretty cool
But do you really torture and eat doggies ? Cats ?
I think France mostly thinks of us as an annoying non-country, so it has to be UK.
>>52593809
Of course they don't, are you fucking retarded
>>52593805
Non, Jean fag
Dans ma ville, les jeunes savent pas s'habiller, c'est tout
>>52593627
>Allow me to point that the external debt of the UK is almost twice as much as France's though (9 trillions v. 5 trillions)
Do you understand what external debt signifies? It's nothing like public debt. It's a consequence of having a large financial sector, it just means lots of money moves through the UK.
pls ignore murifats trying to divide us heres a lovely moment of brotherhood
https://youtu.be/Q5V-Hks0oDM?t=100
>>52593819
nope, we like everybody who does not hate us, so we love everyone except britons
>>52593833
Pourquoi m'insulter ? Je demande juste, apparemment c'est courant en Asie...
>>52593819
No, if you're as cool as Finns, then you're ok :DDD
>>52593779
>4chan is no place for low born scum
but it is
>>52593526
UP THE RA
UK is way better.
France is a shithole full of faggot pussies.
UK has good music, France has nothing good except Daft Punk but they lived in the US.
>>52593961
> United Arab Emirates
> France is a shithole
> United Arab Emirates
> France is a shithole
> United Arab Emirates
> France is a shithole
> United Arab Emirates
> France is a shithole
> United Arab Emirates
> France is a shithole
> United Arab Emirates
> France is a shithole
> United Arab Emirates
> France is a shithole
> United Arab Emirates
> France is a shithole
> United Arab Emirates
>>52593961
>UK has good music
their music is shit. not as shitty as yours, but still shit.
>>52593961
>France has nothing good except Daft Punk
100% truth.
>>52575194
france ofc.
british are absolute shyte
>>52594058
Carpenter Brut is better.
>>52593961
Why isn't your shithole part of a more powerful country such as...Qatar ?
>>52593884
Rho c'est pas une insulte "retard", ici c'est presque affectueux... comme "faggot"
>>52594040
UAE is nice and modern, France is full of old crumbling buildings and banlieues.
>>52594049
We don't even have a music industry. Sweden has good music though.
>>52594085
Why isn't your shithole part of a more powerful country such as the US
>>52594090
D-désolé cunt
>>52594040
Your opinion is as irrelevant as your country
>>52575194
>>52575194
>>52575194
I'll go with France
Also, forgive us for https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherbourg_Project
but you guys abandoned us in Six-Day War
>>52594091
UAE is a shitty petromonarchy that is having its fifteen minutes of fame because of oil
Guess what, in 20 years your country will be back where it belongs... in the trashcan of history. Fucking slaveowners
>>52594091
>We don't even have a music industry
SUBHUMAN
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>>52594124
It's already an American colony, what do you want ?
>mfw learning french
>mfw can actually start to get the gist of these frenchies' messages
soon...
>>52594131
Huh ? Oh that's ok
Israel is a great country (yea, COUNTRY, unlike Palestine)
>>52594162
cough cough Iraq
cough cough Mali
cough cough Djibouti
We are screwing up American interests abroad a hell lot for a colony
>>52594083
Mah niggaaaaa, let's get some tequila
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYtVf0wvPpc
>>52594138
I'm not even from here you faggot I'll have jumped ship by then
>>52594141
So is most of the world then
>>52594162
French people need to stop being cunts. Went there with my parents to Disneyland. Disneyland was nice, I got Goofy's autograph. But as soon as I got out I threw up, the French are literally rats except for Daft Punk and cool dead guys like Napoleon and Descartes.
>>52594209
Yeah I love the language but the country is shit.
>>52594214
Yeah I don't get all the Israel hate in France, the Palestifags are fucking terrorists who just want to eat jews for dinner (but who doesn't!)
>>52594214
why are your jewish people coming to live in our country ? Is it because of terrorism or economic situation ?
>>52594288
>he hasn't heard vitalic
>>52594288
So you are a butthurt sandnigger who got shit over in Paris for being a piece of shit with no style
You fucking deserve to stand a fair trial for aggravated faggotery
>>52594288
So where are you from ?
Sorry if my French mates are cunts with you
>>52594372
literally who
btw I missed out a non-rat, David Guetta is cool too. He's kind of a faggot but he's cool
>>52594365
I think Israel is exaggerating the problems (there are issues) that Jews have in France just to have them move to Israel
>>52575550
>scots hate aussies for being white
what?
>>52594312
What, you want to eat jews for dinner ?
>>52594407
I'm Paki kek
>>52594453
How does it feel to see your fellow being enslaved just to build new shitty skyscrapers that arab countries won't be able to maintain?
>>52594502
non, those are indiens
>>52575550
>english are banning our kids from going over on work experience in favour of pakis
Huh? We get 3x as many Aussies
>>52594502
I feel sad for them but it's not like there are any better jobs in Pakistan for uneducated people. Most of them are Pashtuns.
>>52594453
But seriously, Vitalic is good shit check it out
And I also like Fumuj a lot - although they stopped making music because no success
>>52594408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Fpj4YTyR-k
>>52594428
Our government is highly sionist, it means basically Netanyahu will do his best to bring the jews to make israel bigger and stronger tho
but don't you think muslims bully a bit ?
>>52594565
>>52594569
alright i'll give them a listen, thanks bros
>>52594561
You "feel sad"... dude this is a fucking disgrace
Beside that UAE and Qatar are not giving citizenship out to the people living, working and building their own countries... I have a friend from the UAE who was born there and lived all his life there... yet he is considered a foreigner and has no rights..
I have no respects for these countries they are fucking backward ass places, having new buildings does not make a country modern or great
>>52594599
I completely think that Palestinians and the Hamas should be nuked so Israeli can finally live in peace
But I also think that Bibi is a piece of shit for demonizing France (even though there *are* issues, its nothing like the situation he is describing)
Also, Techion is a cool place.. I have a friend doing research there. Great guy and super smart
>>52594569
You are a good person
But seriously, how is it to live in the Great Islamic Sultanate of Al-Sverige (may allah [sws] put peace on its people)
also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obsbI8GQ554
>>52594636
>reading this thread
hey maybe the french ain't so bad
>check /pol
>>>/pol/59188189
nevermind
>>52594636
You're right it's pretty terrible, most of my friends were born and raised here but never get anything while the locals are rolling in wealth. But the money is good here (no tax) and I'll probably move back to the UK or Ireland when it all falls apart.
>>52594784
/pol/ is mostly retarded
Dont go anywhere near it
>>52594784
If you take /pol/'s opinion to be the one of the average Frenchman, maybe you are actually retarded.
America is pretty loved in France and Obama has more approval ratings than our own President.
/pol/ is a cesspool of edgy idiots
But what you did in Iraq was completely stupid (but you are OK otherwise ameribros)
>>52594832
>Paki
>I'll probably move back to the UK or Ireland when it all falls apart.
>>52576493
> pepesournois.jpg
je suis mort haha
>>52577448
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_espionage_in_the_United_States
By the same token, the US = USSR
>>52595085
It's ok bro
>>52594866
>>52595024
I mostly just browse it to see what minor incident they will try to put a spin on and say its the happening and the apocalypse
also to see election threads
>>52595201
WW3 !!!!!! itz happening folkssss!!!! we did itttt!!!!!
>>52595157
>comparing spy rings and stealing weapon design documents to having kgb agents right next to the president trying to manipulate with disinformation so he would be suspicious of the united states.
nigga you helped the soviets do nuclear research.
cold wars ended you can admit that russia had some success.
>>52578230
fucking seriously?? do they even teach history in america anymore?? you are a jew puppet country. nothing more. this is why you fought in ww2.
fucking dumb cunts in seppo land
>>52595598
Who let Australia in again? God fucking dammit... mods! MODS!
Don't let the descendants of whores and criminals in again
>>52581753
>Big Bin (Laden)
>>52595024
hahahaha no
obama is hated and mocked worldwide, only your amecian media makes you think otherwise