>Turkmenistan declares war on your country, how fucked are you?
who?
we're doomed
>>52566358
t. Alberto Barbosa
Fifth Article.
We're fucked.
Obama would surrender us.
>>52566334
Hang my carpet outside of my house as a sign of surrender.
Finnish conscripts will be defending us and they'll even pay us as they do it.
>>52566455
>finncucks
Pretty much,they have enough moniez for the mercs army.
>>52566334
>landlocked country on the other side of the world with no ICBMs and a single transport plane
I would rate this 9/10 on the safety scale
nato help
>>52566334
they are too far, no country would come from that far to make a war against us
:^)
>>52566334
Our carpet market will probably collapse.
Not cool Turkmenistan, not cool.
>>52566670
>hide falkland threads
>don't reply to falkland posters
>>52566334
>Turkmenistan declares war
>all the Turks here will side with the Turkmens and there will be a civilwar between Germans and Turks
>while Turkmens rub their hands
Pretty fucked tbqh
remove kebab
We needed some Canadian clay DESU
>>52566334
Turkmenbashy would wreck our shit
>>52566759
Nice. Underrated post
>>52566759
We might have to break out the nukes for this