Edition: """/lang""" RAUS
Post/r8
oblig Eng:
"It is recorded how towards the end of the eighteenth century a Muslim visitor to England was taken to see the House of Commons at work. He later wrote of his astonishment at finding the that the British Parliament actually made laws and fixed punishments for their infraction - because unlike Muslims the English had not accepted a divine law revealed from heaven and therefore had to resort to such unsatisfactory expedients. Muslims still understand the expression 'the rule of law' very differently than do most Westerners." -- Margaret Thatcher
What we should grasp, however, from the lessons of European history is that, first, there is nothing necessarily benevolent about programmes of European integration; second, the desire to achieve grand utopian plans often poses a grave threat to freedom; and third, European unity has been tried before, and the outcome was far from happy." -- Margaret Thatcher
>What did you do while /int/ was down?
I drank a beer and waited patiently.
>>52564226
Snap
>>52564226
I kept refreshing again and again and again
>>52564335
>Dat filename
Topkek
>>52564646
>I kept refreshing again and again and again
You join InterPals, that way we all can still stay in contact even if 4chang is down.
>>52564811
Plant your tent in my garden, it's even easier like that
>>52564849
Don't offer unless you're prepared for the consequences.
My mic hasn't been working well lately, so please accept my apology for the sound quality in advance.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EwSwSup7pr
>>52564897
>>52565032
I'm more interested in your sister's body, but ok.
>>52565116
Okay let's just hope 4chan doesn't crash then
>>52564935
I'll rate you in abit, lad; making dinner atm.
>>52564935
10/10
>>52563805
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L8yr7FxEhf
Also bump
>>52565992
Other than of course an accent, its perfect.
>>52566187
Nice, thanks !
>>52566187
>>52565992
agreed, nice job
Bomp
Imbeciles, all of you
>>52567880
Why ?
>>52563805
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oCyK01ZlKk
>>52568103
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oCyK01ZlKk
that odd mix of American lite and eastern euro accent is not unpleasant.
No errors, top job.
>>52568235
>eastern euro accent
God damn.
>>52568235
> possibly a descendant of eastern-European immigrants
> bashes the slovak for having too eastern-euro of an accent
Just accept your heritage already, Nigel "Antoniewicz" Lancaster.
>>52568584
H-halfslav, is that you?
>>52568584
never bashed for a second, read it probably you nation wrecking merchant.
>>52568653
No, for I am a totally different species.
You may call me "pal", or "lad", depending on your dialectal preferences.
If you insist, you may also call me "that Jew", or more specifically "that half German Jew".
A Jew, nonetheless, but still.
Rebump
>>52564935
Very, very good. The only problem is that your pace was a touch too fast, therefore at some parts I couldn't tell exactly what you said. Overall the pronunciation was spot on.
I'm gonna keep bumping as usual
>>52571247
I'll join the effort.
Requesting German.
>>52571700
>Requesting German.
Too bad, you'll have some french instead :
On dirait que les nuages sont accrochés à du fil de pêche : des ovales flottants, énormes. Il va pleuvoir. C'est ce qu'ils disent. Et avec la pluie vient le vent, en violentes bourrasques. Tout ça est à la fois prévisible et imprévisible.
Il faut d'abord que j'amène les voiles, question de sécurité. Le vent va les déchirer. Ensuite, il faut que je me préoccupe de l'orage tapi dans les nuages. Je l'entends gronder, au loin. Bientôt les éclairs vont tomber, en longues torsades, à la recherche d'un endroit où frapper.
just noticed that I roll my r's little in words such as throat, threat and through
can I be Scottish now?
>>52563805
http://vocaroo.com/i/s156ooyijxfE
>>52571912
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UbKrQqcDoO
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wd8XXqzPd4
>>52573374
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UbKrQqcDoO
Really good, but there's no liason between "flottants, énormes"
>>52572061
you don't want to be scottish, m8
Could I get some Spanish?
>>52563805
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oP4sSYdwdJ
>>52571912
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11M3RwV6Pbo
>>52577135
Nice try
>>52577185
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s11M3RwV6Pbo
Good, don't do the liason with "et", apart from that it's perfect !
>>52563805
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PCcYYvfyGY
>>52571700
Als glückliche Bestimmung gilt es mir heute, daß das Schicksal mir zum Geburtsort gerade Braunau am Inn zuwies. Liegt doch dieses Städtchen an der Grenze jener zwei deutschen Staaten, deren Wiedervereinigung mindestens uns Jüngeren als eine mit allen Mitteln durchzuführende Lebensaufgabe erscheint!
>>52577806
What state are you from? It seems like you have no accent, your English is very "normal"
>>52577906
California, I've heard we have a neutral accent.
>>52577185
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oP4sSYdwdJ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13W85dr2eJG
I think your readings used to have a much faster tempo, but now you're taking your time and it's getting harder for me to find anything worth mentioning.
>>52578830
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s13W85dr2eJG
Your voice is fucking annoying reminds me of my sister.
LIKE TOTALLY SOOOOO YA
>>52578830
>I think your readings used to have a much faster tempo, but now you're taking your time and it's getting harder for me to find anything worth mentioning.
Yeah i'm on a school break since the start of December and i have no one to talk to in English, so i haven't spoken English for almost a month now. I had to read that text really slowly so i didn't fuck up
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s13W85dr2eJG
Lel yeah i was getting mixed up. English R sounds are a pain in the ass for me, cause in my daily life i only use the Spanish and the French R
Post another text in English pls, i wanna read more
